History Tropers / RealSlimShadowen

There's a difference between egoism for comedy and actual egoism.

[[quoteright:250:''He's filthy and disgusting\\
Suspicious and untrusting\\
All blustery and gusting\\
And so very weighty\\
\\
He thinks that he can rock out\\
With his magnificent cock out\\
This imagery you'll block out\\
Who's gonna blame you? Me?\\
\\
He tries to fix the blunders\\
He think others labor under\\
It's really not a wonder\\
That he's-nick-named-Sha-dy''\\
-- To the tune of TheAddamsFamily theme]]

Arrogant, fat, hairy, ugly, and utterly superior in every way, the RealSlimShadowen (the troper formerly known as Shadowen--sorry about the pun but it was the easiest way to make a WikiWord and I've used it on the interwubs before) is a god among editors, or perhaps a gremlin in the gears. With an horrific taste for puns, a pervert-sickening collection of sexual peccadilloes, and a knowledge of pop culture from 1970 on both broad and shallow (not unlike himself), he marauds the etherways of the innarblagospheratoobs, waylaying innocent netizens with howls of "You call that grammar?! How did you learn to ''breathe'', vermin? Is your lack of ability to know where to put spaces perhaps exacerbated by your lack of thumbs to hit the spacebar with, you protosimian?"

Fear him. Pity him. Respect him at your peril.

[[folder:Stuff]]
'''Immune To'''
* [[FlameWar Flames]]
* TVTropesWillRuinYourLife (having ruined his own life ''well'' in advance of discovering the site)
* [[ThePowerOfFriendship Friendship]]

'''Vulnerable To'''
* [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Valid criticism]]
* [[DistractedByTheSexy Sexiness]]
* ESL from people who should know EFL

'''Example Of'''
* AcceptableTargets
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder
* FatBastard
* GrammarNazi
* [[InsufferableGenius Insufferable Guy of Somewhat Better Than Average Intelligence]]
* ProudToBeAGeek
* SmallNameBigEgo

'''Trope Pages Created'''
* ArcWelding
* MusicVideoSyndrome

'''Trope Pages Suggested'''
* ElementsDoNotWorkThatWay
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[[folder:Tropes Contributed To]] (work in progress)
* AcceptableTargets
* AchillesHeel
* AffablyEvil
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation
* ArcWelding
* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence
* AuthorAppeal
* AuthorsSavingThrow
* BetterThanItSounds (VideoGames)
* BondCreatures
* BoxingLesson
* BringMyRedJacket
* CallARabbitASmeerp
* CanonDisContinuity
* CelibateHero
* ChaoticGood
* ChaoticNeutral
* CharacterAlignment
* CircleOfExtinction
* ClusterFBomb
* CosmeticAward
* CouchGag
* CrazyAwesome
* CripplingOverspecialization
* CrossesTheLineTwice
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome (Cartoon, Comic, Flim, TV, Video Game)
* {{Cutscene}}
* DarkIsNotEvil
* DarkerAndEdgier
* DawsonCasting
* DeathBySex
* DefenestrateAndBerate
* DisContinuity
* TheDogShotFirst
* DoorToBefore
* DoppelgangerSpin
* DualWielding
* DudeWheresMyRespect
* DyingLikeAnimals
* DynamicDifficulty
* ElementsDoNotWorkThatWay
* EleventhHourSuperpower
* EmergencyWeapon
* TheEmpire
* EnemyChatter
* EnemyScan
* EscortMission
* EverythingTryingToKillYou
* EvolvingAttack
* ExecutiveMeddling
* ExplodingBarrels
* ExplosiveDecompression
* ExtendedDisarming
* TheFairFolk
* FakeKing
* FantasyGunControl
* FateWorseThanDeath
* {{Feelies}}
* FetishFuel: FetishFuel/ComicBooks
* FetishFuel: FetishFuel/LiveActionTV
* FetishFuel: FetishFuel/VideoGames
* FetishFuel: FetishFuel/WesternAnimation
* FinalSpeech
* FlyingBrick
* FollowTheLeader
* FunnyAneurysmMoment
* FutureMeScaresMe
* FutureMusic
* FutureSlang
* {{Gendercide}}
* GeniusBruiser
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar
* GhostInTheMachine
* TheGiant
* GiantFlyer
* GondorCallsForAid
* GoodHairEvilHair
* GrapplingHookPistol
* GuideDangIt
* HalfHumanHybrid
* {{Hobbits}}
* HollywoodTactics
* HornyDevils
* HotForStudent
* HumongousMecha
* IMeantToDoThat
* IfYouKnowWhatIMean
* IndulgentFantasySegue
* InsufferableGenius
* IntentionallyAwkwardTitle
* IntercourseWithYou
* TheInternetIsForPorn
* InterspeciesRomance
* JeopardyThinkingMusic
* LawfulEvil
* LawfulGood
* LawfulNeutral
* {{Leprechaun}}
* LimitedSpecialCollectorsUltimateEdition
* LockAndLoadMontage
* TheLoinsSleepTonight
* LoveMakesYouEvil
* LowestCosmicDenominator
* LukeIAmYourFather
* LukeNounverber
* LysistrataGambit
* MagicFeather
* MagicMusic
* {{Malaproper}}
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman
* MileHighClub
* TheModestOrgasm
* ModestyBedsheet
* TheMole
* MoralDissonance
* MostCommonSuperpower
* MrsRobinson
* {{Mummy}}
* MusicVideoSyndrome
* MyGirlIsNotASlut
* MyGirlIsASlut
* MyOwnGrampa
* NeutralEvil
* NeutralGood
* NippleAndDimed
* NoNewFashionsInTheFuture
* NoWaterproofingInTheFuture
* OffhandBackhand
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* OneWorldOrder
* OrphanedPunchline
* OurDemonsAreDifferent
* OurDragonsAreDifferent
* OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame
* OurElvesAreBetter
* OurGraphicsWillSuckInTheFuture
* OurOrcsAreDifferent
* OverlyLongName
* PanelGame
* PhotographicMemory
* ThePunishment
* RecycledInSpace
* RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap
* SarcasmFailure
* ScreamingWarrior
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* SexEqualsLove
* SexForProduct
* SexyShirtSwitch
* SlouchOfVillainy
* TheSmurfettePrinciple
* SortingAlgorithmOfWeaponEffectiveness
* StoryBreakerPower
* SuicidalOverconfidence
* SuperSoldier
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
* TakeThat
* TheTalk
* TeleFrag
* ThatsNoMoon
* ThereAreNoTents
* ThisTropeWillChangeYourLife
* ThongOfShielding
* TimedMission
* TitleDrop
* TokenShipping
* TomatoSurprise
* TooAwesomeToUse
* TooDumbToLive
* TrainingFromHell
* TrueNeutral
* TurkeyCityLexicon
* TurnsRed
* TwoferTokenMinority
* UnbreakableWeapons
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
* UnusableEnemyEquipment
* UnusualEuphemism
* UselessUsefulStealth
* UseItem
* VideogameHistoricalRevisionism
* VideogameStealing
* TheVerse
* WackyWaysideTribe
* WakingUpAtTheMorgue
* WasItAllALie
* WeakTurretGun
* TheWebAlwaysExisted
* WeWillNotUseStageMakeUpInTheFuture
* WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic
* WhiteDudeBlackDude
* WingedHumanoid
* WomenInRefrigerators
* WorldsStrongestMan
* WouldntHitAGirl
* YumYum
* ZeroGSpot
[[/folder]]

'''Series Pages Created'''
* ''NewJediOrder''
* ''SwordOfTruth''

'''Series Page Contributions''' (work in progress)
* ''CaptainAmerica''
* ''{{Crusader}}''
* ''DarkKnightTrilogy''
* ''FamilyMatters''
* ''HarryPotter''
* ''{{Kings}}''
* ''MockTheWeek''
* ''NewJediOrder''
* ''PlanescapeTorment''
* ''SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''
* ''SwordOfTruth''
* ''{{Transmetropolitan}}''
* ''VeronicaMars''
* ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
* ''WonderWoman''

'''WildMassGuessing'''
* [[WMG.StarWars Star Wars]]

'''ItJustBugsMe Contributions''' (work in progress)
* [[JustBugsMe.TheDarkKnight The Dark Knight]]
* [[JustBugsMe.RealLife Real Life]]

'''People'''
* JonathanCoulton
* VinceOffer

'''Other'''
* TheContributors
* MadeOfWin

* WeWillUseMicrosInTheFuture