History Tropers / MystyGlyttyr

I had a mild nervous breakdown and deleted all this recently for reasons that are no longer entirely clear to me, but since people keep asking, I put it back, so...you know, whatever people like.

Mysty Glyttyr: Professional Wrestler, Aspiring Superhero, Female, Aspie, '''Virgin''' (really), and Obituary Writer/Court Reporter, in roughly that order. Dabbles in fanfic as a matter of boredom. Favorite activities include bending people in knots, writing about horrible, horrible things, and making fun of stupid people. Including herself when the situation calls for it. Hint: [[spoiler: It frequently does.]]

Is a Real Life example of:

* [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Annoying Younger Sibling]] Just ask the older brother and sister.
* {{Asexuality}} Makes life so much easier apparently.
** [[ProfessionalWrestling Uh huh...]]
* [[BadAssBystander Badass Bystander]] As often as I can get away with it, anyway.
* [[CloudCuckooLander Cooky Land Clouder]] I'm told.
* [[CousinOliver Cousin Oliver]] See "annoying younger sibling."
* [[DoNotCallMePaul Do Not Call Me Paul]] It's MYSTY, all right??
* [[DumbMuscle Dumb Muscle]] Once in a while.
* [[GeniusBruiser Genius Bruiser]] Much more often, thankfully.
* ExtremeOmnivore I will eat ''whatever'' looks good. I have quite a taste for raw meat...
* GeniusSweetTooth YES. If I'm not eating chocolate or sugar, something's wrong.
* FieryRedhead It still counts if it's from a bottle, right?
* HimeCut: [[EpicFail I was]] ''[[EpicFail just]]'' [[EpicFail trying to cut my bangs...]]
* GreeneyedRedhead Well, [[GrayEyes grey-eyed]] redhead, anyway.
* [[GoodSamaritan Good Samaritan]] In major situations, but...
* [[HeroicNeutral Heroic Neutral]] Mostly. Don't bother my {{Nakama}}. On the other hand though...
* {{Revenge}} ...real big on this.
* HollywoodPudgy I am a little overweight, no doubt. But I'm also literally big-boned and muscular. Size /=/ "fat".
* InformedAttractiveness Myself. I know I'm not ugly, but people tell me I'm hotter than I think I am. I have yet to decide what to make of this.
* PosterGalleryBedroom Bright pink furniture, curtains, and bed...covered in posters of wrestlers and [[HalfLife Gordon Freeman]], and science textbooks scattered among the comic books and stuffed animals. Make of it what you will.
* WackyCravings I have these without being pregnant. God help us if I ever am.
** Or if one of the characters is.
* [[WrestlingDoesntPay Wrestling Doesn't Pay]] Or else I wouldn't be working as an obituary writer/court reporter.
* [[spoiler: HurtingHero]]
* [[spoiler: StepfordSmiler]]
* [[spoiler: TheWoobie]]

Averts:

* [[GoodIsDumb Good Is Dumb]] I'll behave myself...but I '''do''' know how to screw you over.
* [[InnocenceVirginOnStupidity Innocence Virgin On Stupidity]]

!Vandalism!
* This page now formatted for '''''vandalism!''''' -{{@/SOCR}}
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E6TheDoctorsDaughter Seriously, there's an outrageous amount of running involved.]] -@/{{desdendelle}}
* Hi, Mysty! -@/{{troydenite}}
* '''SUPER, SUPER, [[JimmySnuka SUPERFLY.]]''' - @/DragonGeyser
* Judo '''Vandalize!''' -@/TestYourMight
* If ya smellllll, what Mysty, is cookin'! Which is appropriate, what with your y'know, cooking. -{{@/Wagrid}}
* I'm a super vandal now! {{@/Fusionman}}
* My first vandalism. Did I do it right? {{@/Psyga315}}
* -Steals the Chocolate and runs- {{@/RevenVrake}}
* Best. Tony Stark. Ever. Make of that what you will. ~{{@/SlendidSuit}}
* Tony x Steve on a dinosaur. {{@/luckybreak91}}
* Hiii Mysty~! {{@/IchigoNeko}}
* SPACE JAM. ~ {{@/ChrissieMcNapkins}}
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** Or if one of your characters is.

* TonyxSteve on a dinosaur. {{@/luckybreak91}}

* [[CloudCuckooLander]] I'm told.

* HimeCut [[EpicFail I was ''just'' trying to cut my bangs...]]

Mysty Glyttyr: Professional Wrestler, Aspiring Superhero, Female, Aspie, '''Virgin''' (really), and Obituary Writer/Court Reporter, in roughly that order. Dabbles in fanfic as a matter of boredom. Favorite activities include bending people in knots, writing about horrible, horrible things, and making fun of stupid people. Including herself when the situation calls for it. Hint: [[spoiler: It frequently does.]]
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Is a Real Life example of:

* [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Annoying Younger Sibling]] Just ask the older brother and sister.
* {{Asexuality}} Makes life so much easier apparently.
** [[ProfessionalWrestling Uh huh...]]
* [[BadAssBystander Badass Bystander]] As often as I can get away with it, anyway.
* [[CousinOliver Cousin Oliver]] See "annoying younger sibling."
* [[DoNotCallMePaul Do Not Call Me Paul]] It's MYSTY, all right??
* [[DumbMuscle Dumb Muscle]] Once in a while.
* [[GeniusBruiser Genius Bruiser]] Much more often, thankfully.
* ExtremeOmnivore I will eat ''whatever'' looks good. I have quite a taste for raw meat...
* GeniusSweetTooth YES. If I'm not eating chocolate or sugar, something's wrong.
* FieryRedhead It still counts if it's from a bottle, right?
* GreeneyedRedhead Well, [[GrayEyes grey-eyed]] redhead, anyway.
* [[GoodSamaritan Good Samaritan]] In major situations, but...
* [[HeroicNeutral Heroic Neutral]] Mostly. Don't bother my {{Nakama}}. On the other hand though...
* {{Revenge}} ...real big on this.
* HollywoodPudgy I am a little overweight, no doubt. But I'm also literally big-boned and muscular. Size /=/ "fat".
* InformedAttractiveness Myself. I know I'm not ugly, but people tell me I'm hotter than I think I am. I have yet to decide what to make of this.
* PosterGalleryBedroom Bright pink furniture, curtains, and bed...covered in posters of wrestlers and [[HalfLife Gordon Freeman]], and science textbooks scattered among the comic books and stuffed animals. Make of it what you will.
* WackyCravings I have these without being pregnant. God help us if I ever am.
* [[WrestlingDoesntPay Wrestling Doesn't Pay]] Or else I wouldn't be working as an obituary writer/court reporter.
* [[spoiler: HurtingHero]]
* [[spoiler: StepfordSmiler]]
* [[spoiler: TheWoobie]]

Averts:

* [[GoodIsDumb Good Is Dumb]] I'll behave myself...but I '''do''' know how to screw you over.
* [[InnocenceVirginOnStupidity Innocence Virgin On Stupidity]]

!Vandalism!
* This page now formatted for '''''vandalism!''''' -{{@/SOCR}}
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E6TheDoctorsDaughter Seriously, there's an outrageous amount of running involved.]] -@/{{desdendelle}}
* Hi, Mysty! -@/{{troydenite}}
* '''SUPER, SUPER, [[JimmySnuka SUPERFLY.]]''' - @/DragonGeyser
* Judo '''Vandalize!''' -@/TestYourMight
* If ya smellllll, what Mysty, is cookin'! Which is appropriate, what with your y'know, cooking. -{{@/Wagrid}}
* I'm a super vandal now! {{@/Fusionman}}
* My first vandalism. Did I do it right? {{@/Psyga315}}
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* Seriously, there's an outrageous amount of running involved. -@/{{desdendelle}}

[[spoiler: HurtingHero]]

[[spoiler: StepfordSmiler]]

Mysty Glyttyr: Professional Wrestler, Aspiring Superhero, Female, Aspie, '''Virgin''' (really), and Obituary Writer, in roughly that order. Dabbles in fanfic as a matter of boredom. Favorite activities include bending people in knots, writing about horrible, horrible things, and making fun of stupid people. Including herself when the situation calls for it. Hint: [[spoiler: It frequently does.]]

* [[WrestlingDoesntPay Wrestling Doesn't Pay]] Or else I wouldn't be working as an obituary writer.

* HurtingHero

* [[InnocenceVirginOnStupidity Innocence Virgin On Stupidity]] Just don't tell my mother...

This page now formatted for '''''vandalism!''''' -{{@/SOCR}}