History Tropers / IzaiahSalter

Don't mind me.
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* {{UsefulNotes/Atheism}}: Others can believe what they want, but I'm not convinced that God exists.
* BasementDweller: Still living with my mother.
* BookDumb: I don't have a mind for academics. My time at the University of Southern Queensland has been a rude wake-up call. I also only graduated from high school because I had a lot of assistance.
* BrownNote: Loud sounds that are abruptly made, and anything shrill are this to me.
* CannotSpitItOut: [[{{Deconstructed}} This costed me]] [[DidNotGetTheGirl a potentially fulfilling relationship.]]
* CharacterTic: [[KnuckleCracking Knuckle cracking and neck cracking.]]
* ChivalrousPervert: I watch porn on a semi-regular basis, I have a dirty mind, a weakness for strippers and [[MarshmallowHell a love of burying my face into a well-endowed woman's bosom]]. That said, I'm uncomfortable with belittling or mistreating women, I look down on cheating and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rape]].
* ChildHater: [[DownplayedTrope I'd rather not deal with or be around kids]]. I especially dislike how [[NoIndoorVoice noisy]] they can be.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: It's evident that I'm something of an oddball.
* CountryMatters: Defied. I'm averse to using that term.
* CulturalRebel: [[LongList Let's see]]. I speak with an accent, I use UsefulNotes/AmericanEnglish, I (sometimes) use Imperial measurements, I'm a GunNut in [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} a country]] [[DoesntLikeGuns that is decidedly hoplophobic]] ([[Music/SteveLee Sound familiar?]]), I [[TheTeetotaler don't drink beer (or anything alcoholic, for that matter)]], I eschew Australia Day in favor of Independance Day, I keep the profanity to a minimum and I'm averse to [[CountryMatters the c-word, as mentioned above.]]
* DisappearedDad: My biological father was never around, growing up. Granted, I was conceived from a one night stand.
* DoesNotLikeSpam: Not a big fan of coffee. Not because it gives me the jitters, [[SweetTooth but because it tastes too bitter for my liking.]] [[SubvertedTrope I do like iced coffee, though.]]
* FakeAmerican / ForeignCultureFetish: I like to act like I'm an American, even though I've never left Australian borders.
* ForgetfulJones: I tend to have problems with short-term memory.
* FriendlessBackground: [[DownplayedTrope Whatever friends I]] [[{{Hikikomori}} (still)]] [[DownplayedTrope have, I'm not exceptionally close to]]. Now that I think about it, I have more acquaintances than friends.
* GunNut: I'm very interested in firearms. For me, figuring out how a fictional gun would function is part of the fun.
* TheGrinch: [[DownplayedTrope I'm apathetic towards Christmas]].
* {{Hikikomori}}: Downplayed. Though I usually confine myself to my bedroom, I'm willing to go out.
* {{Jerkass}}: [[DefiedTrope I derive nothing but guilt from acting like a douche.]]
* LazyBum: Too dependent on others. I'm not proud of this.
* LikesOlderWomen: It might've been from being exposed to pornography at a fairly young age or having been, at one point, attracted [[IncestIsRelative to a cousin, my own mother]] and [[PrecociousCrush various]] [[HotForTeacher teachers]], all of whom were several years older than me. Either way, I've developed a [[DownplayedTrope mild]] preference for women several years my senior.
* MismatchedEyes: My [[GunNut aiming eye]] (the right one) has a greenish outer-ring. It's most noticeable with good lighting.
* MustHaveCaffeine: Sodas are my drink of choice.
* ObliviousToLove: [[NoSocialSkills I'm not gonna notice subtle cues]]. You come at me in the name of love, you'd best [[BrutalHonesty be upfront]] about it.
* PetPeeveTrope: ThouShaltNotKill, DoesntLikeGuns, GunsAreWorthless, a lot of the HollywoodPsychology tropes, {{GIFT}}, InspirationallyDisabled, TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth, LonersAreFreaks, DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery, InsufferableGenius, and others I don't feel like discussing right now.
** I also have nothing but scorn for MoralGuardians, regardless of whether they're a bible-thumping conservative that [[NewMediaAreEvil uses a medium as a scapegoat]] [[NeverMyFault to hide their lousy parenting]] or a "social justice warrior" that opposes anything that [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad might be perceived as politically incorrect]], with [[PoliticallyCorrectHistory no concern for historical accuracy]] and [[ItsAllAboutMe no regard for what others would want]].
*** If you ask me, MoralGuardians are all the same. Their [[TheHorseshoeEffect political and/or religious views might be different]], but [[NotSoDifferent the bottom line remains the same; getting a work banned]] because [[ItsAllAboutMe it doesn't match their beliefs or has some subject matter that they don't like]].
** As for genres I can't stand, BattleRoyale is one of them. I'm of the mindset of "if you've played one battle royale game, you've played them all". Multiple small teams, big maps and no respawning? No thanks.
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Downplayed. I primarily listen to Hip-Hop, wear baggy/loose-fit clothing and have an interest in GangBangers. I usually don't act the part, especially not in public.
** That said, I did have a sort-of wigger phase between 2011 and 2013. Looking back, [[OldShame I'm embarrassed that I acted that way]].
* TheQuietOne: I (usually) don't have much to say.
* ShrinkingViolet: I was this in my teens.
* TheSlacker: I'm unmotivated and aimless as to what I want to do with my life. Like with LazyBum, I'm not proud of this.
* SpotOfTea: I drink this, from time to time. I prefer this [[DoesNotLikeSpam over coffee]] for its sweetness.
* StockYuck: Cauliflower is this for me. I wouldn't eat it even if you paid me to do so.
* TeenPregnancy: Downplayed with Mom. She was 19 when I was born.
* TheTeetotaler: I'd rather have a soda than some booze. I also don't know what kind of person I am when drunk.
** Quite frankly, I'd rather not know, out of fear of being the [[AxCrazy "Violent]] [[{{Jerkass}} Asshole"]] drunk that no-one likes.
*** Additionally, I'm a user of Concerta, a drug used in the treatment of ADHD. I don't know if drinking alcohol while on the stuff is hazardous, nor am I willing to find out first-hand.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: An amalgamation of various American accents.
* WillNotTellALie: Downplayed. I would rather avoid lying, if possible. Being dishonest makes me feel guilty.
* YoungerThanTheyLook: Between my height and the facial hair I had at the time, I got reactions along those lines in High School.

* CulturalRebel: [[LongList Let's see]]. I speak with an accent, I'm a GunNut in [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} a country]] [[DoesntLikeGuns that is decidedly hoplophobic]] ([[Music/SteveLee Sound familiar?]]), I [[TheTeetotaler don't drink beer (or anything alcoholic, for that matter)]], I eschew Australia Day in favor of Independance Day, I keep the profanity to a minimum and I'm averse to [[CountryMatters the c-word, as mentioned above.]]

* LikesOlderWomen: It might've been from being exposed to pornography at a fairly young age or having been, at one point, attracted [[IncestIsRelative to a cousin, my own mother]] and [[PrecociousCrush various]] [[HotForTeacher teachers]], all of whom were several years older than me. Either way, I've developed a preference for women several years my senior. [[EveryoneHasStandards Late 30s are the cutoff for me]] [[OlderThanTheyLook (early-mid 40s if they still have a youthful appearance)]].

* PetPeeveTrope: [[ThouShaltNotKill Pacifistic protagonists]], DoesntLikeGuns, a lot of the HollywoodPsychology tropes, {{GIFT}}, InspirationallyDisabled, TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth, LonersAreFreaks, DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery, InsufferableGenius, and others I don't feel like discussing right now.

** [[DefiedTrope Not the case]] with Hawaiian pizzas, however. I actually like them.

* CulturalRebel: [[LongList Let's see]]. I speak with an accent, I'm a GunNut in [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} a country]] [[DoesntLikeGuns that is decidedly hoplophobic]], I [[TheTeetotaler don't drink beer (or anything alcoholic, for that matter)]], I eschew Australia Day in favor of Independance Day, I keep the profanity to a minimum and I'm averse to [[CountryMatters the c-word, as mentioned above.]]

* CulturalRebel: [[LongList Let's see]]. I speak with an accent, I'm a GunNut in [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} a country]] [[DoesntLikeGuns that is decidedly hoplophobic]], I [[TheTeetotaler don't drink beer (or anything alcoholic, for that matter)]], I eschew Australia Day in favor of Independance Day, I keep the profanity to a minimum and I'm adverse to [[CountryMatters the c-word, as mentioned above.]]

* ObliviousToLove: I'm not gonna notice subtle cues. You come at me in the name of love, you'd best [[BrutalHonesty be upfront]] about it.

* BasementDweller - Still living with my mother.
* CannotSpitItOut - [[{{Deconstructed}} This costed me]] [[DidNotGetTheGirl a potentially fulfilling relationship.]]
* CharacterTic - [[KnuckleCracking Knuckle cracking and neck cracking.]]
* ChivalrousPervert - I watch porn on a semi-regular basis, I have a dirty mind, a weakness for strippers and [[MarshmallowHell a love of burying my face into a well-endowed woman's bosom]]. That said, I'm uncomfortable with belittling or mistreating women, I look down on cheating and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rape]].
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} - It's evident that I'm something of an oddball.
* CountryMatters - Defied. I'm very adverse to using that term.
* CulturalRebel - [[LongList Let's see]]. I speak with an accent, I'm a GunNut in [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} a country]] [[DoesntLikeGuns that is decidedly hoplophobic]], I [[TheTeetotaler don't drink beer (or anything alcoholic, for that matter)]], I eschew Australia Day in favor of Independance Day, I keep the profanity to a minimum and I'm adverse to [[CountryMatters the c-word, as mentioned above.]]
* DisappearedDad - My biological father was never around, growing up. Granted, I was conceived from a one night stand.
* DoesNotLikeSpam - Not a big fan of coffee. Not because it gives me the jitters, [[SweetTooth but because it tastes too bitter for my liking.]] [[SubvertedTrope I do like iced coffee, though.]]
* FakeAmerican / ForeignCultureFetish - I like to act like I'm an American, even though I've never left Australian borders.
* ForgetfulJones - I tend to have problems with short-term memory.
* FriendlessBackground - [[DownplayedTrope Whatever friends I]] [[{{Hikikomori}} (still)]] [[DownplayedTrope have, I'm not exceptionally close to]]. Now that I think about it, I have more acquaintances than friends.
* GunNut - I'm very interested in firearms. For me, figuring out how a fictional gun would function is part of the fun.
* {{Hikikomori}} - Downplayed. Though I usually confine myself to my bedroom, I'm willing to go out.
* {{Jerkass}} - [[DefiedTrope I derive nothing but guilt from acting like a douche.]]
* MismatchedEyes - My [[GunNut aiming eye]] (the right one) has a greenish outer-ring. It's most noticeable with good lighting.
* ObliviousToLove - I'm not gonna notice subtle cues. You come at me in the name of love, you'd best [[BrutalHonesty be upfront]] about it.
* PetPeeveTrope - [[ThouShaltNotKill Pacifistic protagonists]], DoesntLikeGuns, a lot of the HollywoodPsychology tropes, {{GIFT}}, InspirationallyDisabled, TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth, LonersAreFreaks, DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery, InsufferableGenius, and others I don't feel like discussing right now.

* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy - Downplayed. I primarily listen to Hip-Hop, wear baggy/loose-fit clothing and have an interest in GangBangers. I usually don't act the part, especially not in public.
* TheQuietOne - I (usually) don't have much to say.
* ShrinkingViolet - I was this in my teens.
* StockYuck - Cauliflower is this for me. I wouldn't eat it even if you paid me to do so.

* TheTeetotaler - I'd rather have a soda than some booze. I also don't know what kind of person I am when drunk.

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent - An amalgamation of various American accents.
* WillNotTellALie - Downplayed. I would rather avoid lying, if possible. Being dishonest makes me feel guilty.
* YoungerThanTheyLook - Between my height and the facial hair I had at the time, I got reactions along those lines in High School.

* PetPeeveTrope - Pacifistic protagonists, DoesntLikeGuns, a lot of the HollywoodPsychology tropes, {{GIFT}}, and others I don't feel like discussing right now.

** I also have nothing but scorn for MoralGuardians, regardless of whether they're a bible-thumping conservative or a "social justice warrior" that opposes anything that [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad might be perceived as politically incorrect]], with [[PoliticallyCorrectHistory no concern for historical accuracy]] and [[ItsAllAboutMe no regard for what others would want]].

** I can't stand cauliflower, either. I wouldn't eat it even if you paid me to do so.

* ChivalrousPervert - I watch porn on a semi-regular basis, I have a dirty mind, a weakness for strippers and [[MarshmallowHell a love of buring my face into a well-endowed woman's bosom]]. That said, I'm uncomfortable with belittling or mistreating women, I look down on cheating and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rape]].

* ChivalrousPervert - I watch porn on a semi-regular basis, I have a dirty mind and a weakness for strippers. That said, I do not belittle or mistreat women, I look down on cheating and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rape]].

* PetPeeveTrope - Pacifistic protagonists, DoesntLikeGuns, a lot of the HollywoodPsychology tropes, and others I don't feel like discussing right now.
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy - Downplayed. I primarily listen to Hip-Hop and wear baggy/loose-fit clothing. I usually don't act the part, especially not in public.

* TheTeetotaler - In addition to simply not wanting to get drunk, I also don't know what kind of person I am when intoxicated.
** Quite frankly, I'd rather not know, out of fear of being the "Violent Asshole" drunk that no-one likes.

* PetPeeveTropes - Pacifistic protagonists, DoesntLikeGuns, a lot of the HollywoodPsyche tropes, and others I don't feel like discussing right now.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}

* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy - Downplayed. I primarily listen to Hip-Hop and wear baggy/loose-fit clothing. I usually don't act the part, especially not in public.

* FakeAmerican - I like to act like I'm an American, even though I've never left Australian borders.
* GunNut - I'm very interested in firearms.
* Hikikomori - Downplayed. Though I usually confine myself to my bedroom, I'm willing to go out.