History Tropers / InvisibleJester

* I do not self-censor except in front of minors [[IncrediblyLamePun (and I don't mean the kind that play]] [[{{Minecraft}} that building video game where everything is a cube, either)]], so expect a few [[SophisticatedAsHell goddamn]] expletives from me every so [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] often. I do attempt to keep language in check, and only use it when it's needed [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch for emphasis]], however there are certain words you'll never hear me say, because I just don't like them.

* I do not self-censor except in front of minors [[IncrediblyLamePun (and I don't mean the kind that got trapped in Chile a few years back, either)]], so expect a few [[SophisticatedAsHell goddamn]] expletives from me every so [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] often. I do attempt to keep language in check, and only use it when it's needed [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch for emphasis]], however there are certain words you'll never hear me say, because I just don't like them.

I am fairly well-read and tend to enjoy horror stories (I'm a big fan of Poe and Lovecraft) or crime novels as well as poetry. I collect dragons and have well over 80 separate examples in my collection. I'm a college student intending to pursue an Associate's in Chemistry - that means I know quite a bit about chemistry in general, and am not afraid to tell you if [[YouFailChemistryForever you're failing it forever]]. I'm also pretty good at algebra, trigonometry, and statistics, and will similarly tell you if you're [[WritersCannotDoMath failing them]] [[YouFailStatisticsForever forever]]. My favorite characters tend to be [[{{Villain}} villains]], and they tend to be [[AxCrazy particularly]] [[PsychoForHire crazy]] [[SlasherSmile ones]] (TheJoker is my favorite villain from the DCU, and I'd have to say Venom is my favorite from the MarvelUniverse). I like just about any music genre as long as the music is good, but I am rather fond of techno/electronica, most rock, and most alternative rock - and I greatly respect the classics (most of my favorite bands and singers are rock bands from pre-2000, such as Pink Floyd, Ozzy, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, etc.), although I have my fair share of artists from the Oughties as well (Lady Gaga [STFU, I know], fun., Maroon 5, Adele, Shinedown, etc.). I enjoy reading Creepypasta and am a fan of TheSlenderManMythos (Protip: behind you is a bad place for to look right now...) as well as Video Game and "Lost Episode" style Creepypastas - the more psychological the horror or primal the fears are, the better in my opinion. Besides that, I am a [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera phan]], am fairly well-known in communities dedicated to the [[{{Myst}} Myst series]] of adventure games (albeit under another name), and helped write articles for a smallish blog dedicated to TheJoker called [[http://rancidrainbow.com/thesite/ RancidRainbow]] (now defunct, sadly). I am also a [[DoctorWho Whovian]] and I particularly like quirky Doctors, such as Four and Eleven (though I also highly respect David Tennant's portrayal).

I have numerous hobbies and interests, including Comics (specifically ''{{Batman}}''), Retro [[VideoGames gaming]], writing (I have a website called [[http://www.wordflow.webs.com/ Wordflow]], which connects all my written work as well as containing a blog called Musings), art, music (I play the oboe and have a little theatrical vocal training for musicals), and more. I also do video game [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]], mostly of DOS, abandonware, and adventure games, though the occasional flash game is not out of the question. You can find me on Youtube at my channel located [[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePhantomSafetyPin here]].

I am fairly well-read and tend to enjoy horror stories (I'm a big fan of Poe and Lovecraft) or crime novels as well as poetry. I collect dragons and have well over 80 separate examples in my collection. I'm a college student intending to pursue an Associate's in Chemistry - that means I know quite a bit about chemistry in general, and am not afraid to tell you if [[YouFailChemistryForever you're failing it forever]]. I'm also pretty good at algebra, trigonometry, and statistics, and will similarly tell you if you're [[WritersCannotDoMath failing them]] [[YouFailStatisticsForever forever]]. My favorite characters tend to be [[{{Villain}} villains]], and they tend to be [[AxCrazy particularly]] [[PsychoForHire crazy]] [[SlasherSmile ones]] (TheJoker is my favorite villain from the DCU, and I'd have to say Venom is my favorite from the MarvelUniverse). I like just about any music genre as long as the music is good, but I am rather fond of techno/electronica, most rock, and most alternative rock - and I greatly respect the classics (most of my favorite bands and singers are rock bands from pre-2000, such as Pink Floyd, Ozzy, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, etc.), although I have my fair share of artists from the Oughties as well (Lady Gaga [STFU, I know], fun., Maroon 5, Adele, Shinedown, etc.). I am also a [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera phan]], am fairly well-known in communities dedicated to the [[{{Myst}} Myst series]] of adventure games (albeit under another name), and helped write articles for a smallish blog dedicated to TheJoker called [[http://rancidrainbow.com/thesite/ RancidRainbow]] (now defunct, sadly). I am also a [[DoctorWho Whovian]] and I particularly like quirky Doctors, such as Four and Eleven (though I also highly respect David Tennant's portrayal).

I am fairly well-read and tend to enjoy horror stories (I'm a big fan of Poe and Lovecraft) or crime novels as well as poetry. I collect dragons and have well over 80 separate examples in my collection. I'm a college student intending to pursue an Associate's in Chemistry - that means I know quite a bit about chemistry in general, and am not afraid to tell you if [[YouFailChemistryForever you're failing it forever]]. I'm also pretty good at algebra, trigonometry, and statistics, and will similarly tell you if you're [[YouFailMathForever failing them]] [[YouFailStatisticsForever forever]]. My favorite characters tend to be [[HeroicSociopath Heroic Sociopaths]] or [[{{Villain}} villains]], and they tend to be [[AxCrazy particularly]] [[PsychoForHire crazy]] [[SlasherSmile ones]] (TheJoker is my favorite villain from the DCU, and I'd have to say Venom is my favorite from the MarvelUniverse). I like just about any music genre as long as the music is good, but I am rather fond of techno/electronica, most rock, and most alternative rock - and I greatly respect the classics (most of my favorite bands and singers are rock bands from pre-2000, such as Pink Floyd, Ozzy, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, etc.), although I have my fair share of artists from the Oughties as well (Lady Gaga [STFU, I know], fun., Maroon 5, Adele, Shinedown, etc.). I am also a [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera phan]], am fairly well-known in communities dedicated to the [[{{Myst}} Myst series]] of adventure games (albeit under another name), and helped write articles for a smallish blog dedicated to TheJoker called [[http://rancidrainbow.com/thesite/ RancidRainbow]] (now defunct, sadly). I am also a [[DoctorWho Whovian]] and I particularly like quirky Doctors, such as Four and Eleven (though I also highly respect David Tennant's portrayal).

I am fairly well-read and tend to enjoy horror stories (I'm a big fan of Poe and Lovecraft) or crime novels as well as poetry. I collect dragons and have well over 80 separate examples in my collection. I'm a college student intending to pursue a Bachelor's in Biology, with a focus on microbiology - that means I know quite a bit about organic chemistry and biological processes, and am not afraid to tell you if [[YouFailBiologyForever you're failing]] [[YouFailChemistryForever either one forever]]. I'm also pretty good at algebra and statistics. My favorite characters tend to be [[HeroicSociopath Heroic Sociopaths]] or [[{{Villain}} villains]], and they tend to be [[AxCrazy particularly]] [[PsychoForHire crazy]] [[SlasherSmile ones]] (TheJoker is my favorite villain from the DCU, and I'd have to say Venom is my favorite from the MarvelUniverse). I like just about any music genre as long as the music is good, but I am rather fond of techno/electronica, most rock, and most alternative rock - and I greatly respect the classics (most of my favorite bands and singers are rock bands from pre-2000, such as Pink Floyd, Ozzy, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, etc.). I am also a [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera phan]], am fairly well-known in communities dedicated to the [[{{Myst}} Myst series]] of adventure games (albeit under another name), and help write articles for a smallish blog dedicated to TheJoker called [[http://rancidrainbow.com/thesite/ RancidRainbow]]. I am also a [[DoctorWho Whovian]] and I particularly like quirky Doctors, such as Four and Eleven (though I also highly respect David Tennant's portrayal).

* I have a very dry, British-style sense of humor that tends to verge on the sarcastic, ironic, dark, and dry. And when I say dark, I mean ''[[GallowsHumor dark]]''. I have been known to make people cry with my sarcasm before and I apologize in advance if you are hurt by any quips I make. I assure you, I am not just doing it to be a bitch.
* I am also [[PungeonMaster hugely fond of puns]] and have been known to [[DrivenToMadness drive people crazy]] with my love of them - I see them not as the lowest form of humor, but the first stage of true wit, and believe that only the lamest of puns are truly "annoying" or "bad".

* I take both racist and homophobic behavior [[SeriousBusiness very seriously]] and do not appreciate racist or homophobic jokes. Do ''not'' use sexual orientation or racist slurs near me; I ''will'' [[BerserkButton go off]].

** Redundant statements or words that are used too often when other substitutes are available (and if you need a word I can probably point you in the right direction; I'm seriously the closest thing to a human Thesaurus I know).
* I know enough Spanish to hold a short, potentially grammatically incorrect conversation, and I can speak to most ''hispanohablantes'' in their native tongue, but I am not a fluent Spanish-speaker. If you ask me to translate some Spanish for you, do not expect a perfect translation. I have a basic gist of other Romance languages due to studying Spanish for several years, but I do not speak French, Italian, Portuguese, or Latin (as dead as dead can be), and cannot provide accurate translations for them.
* I do not self-censor except in front of minors [[IncrediblyLamePun (and I don't mean the kind that got trapped in Chile, either)]], so expect a few [[SophisticatedAsHell goddamn]] expletives from me every so [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] often. I do attempt to keep language in check, and only use it when it's needed [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch for emphasis]].