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While I was counting seconds, you were counting friends.
!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me with the right stretching of definitions):
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous for this at work. My speech when I'm extremely angry is an incoherent, profanity-laden word salad.
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away and everything looks like an indistinct blur.
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an entire paper while drunk once; the professor was equal parts impressed that I was able to clearly express the underlying legal principles (it was a law class paper) with the bulk of a bottle of cheap Canadian whiskey in me and irritated at having to figure out just what the fuck I was saying half the time.
* BrokenBird: They are sadly my type. The more damaged and emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to emotionally healthy women at this point.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* FiftiesHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell. I don't have the accent, but I feel like I'm pretty good at embodying most of the stereotypes in other ways.
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend of mine (I'm on the high end of 6'0" and 180lbs, she's on the low end of 5'1" and like sixty or seventy pounds lighter than me).
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse with age. I personally don't give a fuck.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry, and falafel. Good Mission-style burritos are also up there.
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", "y'know", "I mean...", and "fuckin'".
!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me with the right stretching of definitions):
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous for this at work. My speech when I'm extremely angry is an incoherent, profanity-laden word salad.
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away and everything looks like an indistinct blur.
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an entire paper while drunk once; the professor was equal parts impressed that I was able to clearly express the underlying legal principles (it was a law class paper) with the bulk of a bottle of cheap Canadian whiskey in me and irritated at having to figure out just what the fuck I was saying half the time.
* BrokenBird: They are sadly my type. The more damaged and emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to emotionally healthy women at this point.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* FiftiesHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell. I don't have the accent, but I feel like I'm pretty good at embodying most of the stereotypes in other ways.
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend of mine (I'm on the high end of 6'0" and 180lbs, she's on the low end of 5'1" and like sixty or seventy pounds lighter than me).
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse with age. I personally don't give a fuck.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry, and falafel. Good Mission-style burritos are also up there.
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", "y'know", "I mean...", and "fuckin'".
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!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me with the right stretching of definitions):
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous for this at work. My speech when I'm extremely angry is an incoherent, profanity-laden word salad.
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away and everything looks like an indistinct blur.
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an entire paper while drunk once; the professor was equal parts impressed that I was able to clearly express the underlying legal principles (it was a law class paper) with the bulk of a bottle of cheap Canadian whiskey in me and irritated at having to figure out just what the fuck I was saying half the time.
* BrokenBird: They are sadly my type. The more damaged and emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to emotionally healthy women at this point.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* FiftiesHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse with age. I personally don't give a fuck.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry, and falafel. Good Mission-style burritos are also up there.
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", "y'know", "I mean...", and "fuckin'".
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* BrokenBird: They seem to be drawn to me. I've been a magnet for damaged women for basically my entire adult life and I know that I should probably take it as a sign, but that never seems to stop me from taking the bait.
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* BrokenBird: They seem to be drawn to me. I've been a magnet for are sadly my type. The more damaged women for basically my entire adult life and I know that I should emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably take it as a sign, but that never seems fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to stop me from taking the bait.emotionally healthy women at this point.
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* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell.
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* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell. I don't have the accent, but I feel like I'm pretty good at embodying most of the stereotypes in other ways.
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You are the paragon of denial.
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
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* BrokenBird: They seem to be drawn to me. I've been a magnet for damaged women for basically my entire adult life and I know that I should probably take it as a sign, but that never seems to stop me from taking the bait.
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* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
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* 50sHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
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Neurotic-ish music nerd with an undying love for Pokemon, amusement parks, and beer and an uncanny knack for being paralyzed by existential crises. It's the New England way. Contributions are largely relegated to music-related tropes along with various other odds and ends.
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!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me with
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous for
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away and
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* 50sHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend of mine (I'm on the
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse with
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry, and
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", and "fuckin'".
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Neurotic-ish music nerd with an undying love for Pokemon, amusement parks, and beer and an uncanny knack for being paralyzed by existential crises. It's the New England way. Contributions are largely relegated to music-related tropes along with various other odds and ends.