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While I was counting seconds, you were counting friends.

!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me with the right stretching of definitions):
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous for this at work. My speech when I'm extremely angry is an incoherent, profanity-laden word salad.
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away and everything looks like an indistinct blur.
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an entire paper while drunk once; the professor was equal parts impressed that I was able to clearly express the underlying legal principles (it was a law class paper) with the bulk of a bottle of cheap Canadian whiskey in me and irritated at having to figure out just what the fuck I was saying half the time.
* BrokenBird: They are sadly my type. The more damaged and emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to emotionally healthy women at this point.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* FiftiesHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell. I don't have the accent, but I feel like I'm pretty good at embodying most of the stereotypes in other ways.
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend of mine (I'm on the high end of 6'0" and 180lbs, she's on the low end of 5'1" and like sixty or seventy pounds lighter than me).
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse with age. I personally don't give a fuck.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry, and falafel. Good Mission-style burritos are also up there.
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", "y'know", "I mean...", and "fuckin'".

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While I was counting seconds, you were counting friends.

!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me with the right stretching of definitions):
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous for this at work. My speech when I'm extremely angry is an incoherent, profanity-laden word salad.
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away and everything looks like an indistinct blur.
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an entire paper while drunk once; the professor was equal parts impressed that I was able to clearly express the underlying legal principles (it was a law class paper) with the bulk of a bottle of cheap Canadian whiskey in me and irritated at having to figure out just what the fuck I was saying half the time.
* BrokenBird: They are sadly my type. The more damaged and emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to emotionally healthy women at this point.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* FiftiesHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside
Hide from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell. I don't have the accent, but I feel like I'm pretty good at embodying most shards of the stereotypes in other ways.
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend
hour of mine (I'm on the high end of 6'0" and 180lbs, she's on the low end of 5'1" and like sixty or seventy pounds lighter than me).
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse with age. I personally don't give a fuck.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry, and falafel. Good Mission-style burritos are also up there.
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", "y'know", "I mean...", and "fuckin'".
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* BrokenBird: They seem to be drawn to me. I've been a magnet for damaged women for basically my entire adult life and I know that I should probably take it as a sign, but that never seems to stop me from taking the bait.

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* BrokenBird: They seem to be drawn to me. I've been a magnet for are sadly my type. The more damaged women for basically my entire adult life and I know that I should emotionally unavailable or internally conflicted she is, the harder I'll probably take it as a sign, but that never seems fall for her. I legit question whether I CAN feel any substantial attraction to stop me from taking the bait.emotionally healthy women at this point.



* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell.

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* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty" being reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell. I don't have the accent, but I feel like I'm pretty good at embodying most of the stereotypes in other ways.
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You are the paragon of denial.

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You are the paragon of denial.
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* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", and "fuckin'".

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* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", "y'know", "I mean...", and "fuckin'".
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.

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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile You are the paragon of them bones.
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* BrokenBird: They seem to be drawn to me. I've been a magnet for damaged women for basically my entire adult life and I know that I should probably take it as a sign, but that never seems to stop me from taking the bait.


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* TheSnarkKnight: I am ''vicious''.
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* 50sHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.

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Neurotic-ish music nerd with an undying love for Pokemon, amusement parks, and beer and an uncanny knack for being paralyzed by existential crises. It's the New England way. Contributions are largely relegated to music-related tropes along with various other odds and ends.

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Neurotic-ish music nerd I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.

!!Tropes that apply to me (or can be forced to apply to me
with an undying love the right stretching of definitions):
* {{Angrish}}: Infamous
for Pokemon, amusement parks, this at work. My speech when I'm extremely angry is an incoherent, profanity-laden word salad.
* ApologizesALot: "Shit, sorry, man" is probably uttered about every seventh or eighth sentence.
* BigEater: I have the metabolism of a goddamn hummingbird.
* BlindWithoutEm: Take my glasses away
and beer everything looks like an indistinct blur.
* BoozeBasedBuff: I become a much faster
and more accurate typer after I've had a few, though the latter one goes away after a few more. This actually led to my writing an uncanny knack for entire paper while drunk once; the professor was equal parts impressed that I was able to clearly express the underlying legal principles (it was a law class paper) with the bulk of a bottle of cheap Canadian whiskey in me and irritated at having to figure out just what the fuck I was saying half the time.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Let's just say that my life hasn't been the greatest. Some of it was my own fault, a lot of it was the fault of others, some of it was a mix, and it's all been a shitshow.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sometimes. Get me in a bad enough mood and it's going to be one hell of a wild ride with me behind the wheel.
* 50sHair: A slicked-back undercut, as is the wont of basically every twentysomething white male in the 2010s.
* HandyFeet: My toes can grasp things quite well.
* HollywoodNewEngland: I live in the backwoods of NH. There's nothing around here aside from Cape Cod blueblood transplants, white trash, and heroin, though I am within relatively reasonable ("within an hour and twenty"
being paralyzed by existential crises. It's reasonable for New England) driving distance of Boston, Worcester, Manchester, and Lowell.
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Whenever I'm around a good friend of mine (I'm on
the New England way. Contributions are largely relegated to music-related tropes along high end of 6'0" and 180lbs, she's on the low end of 5'1" and like sixty or seventy pounds lighter than me).
* TheQuietOne: I'm friendly enough, but I will never say the first word.
* SirSwearsalot: As anyone who knows me can tell you.
* SpeechImpediment: Bit of a stutter that has gotten worse
with various other odds age. I personally don't give a fuck.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream, alcohol, curry,
and ends.falafel. Good Mission-style burritos are also up there.
* VerbalTic: "Dude", "man", "sick", and "fuckin'".
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Neurotic-ish music nerd with an undying love for Pokemon, amusement parks, and beer and an uncanny knack for being paralyzed by existential crises. It's the New England way. Contributions are largely relegated to music-related tropes along with various other odds and ends.

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