History Tropers / Achurai

Hello, my name is Achurai. I am a bisexual, sadomasochist (strongly leaning masochist(, furry, {{cloudcuckoolander}}, who often swings (mood-wise) into a cynic who wears JadeColoredGlasses. I I am prone to bursts of BriefAccentImitation. I am an acrophobe, and a bit of a ChivalrousPervert. I was born with hypersensitive ears, and had to undergo training to allow me to be able to handle ''''' popcorn popping across the room'''''. I still have better hearing than most, and have been called a schizophrenic by people that didn't know of the hearing issues because I was hearing things that most people only subconsciously notice. also taught myself to read at the age of 4 and a half, read WarAndPeace at 9(ish) and at the age of 8 would have been allowed into Mensa. I am a CombatPragmatist, but also a TechnicalPacifist, who greatly prefers to avoid combat. My main 3 failings are: Non aquatic/martial arts sports, organization, and humility, as you can probably see from what I've written so far. I have failed to quit Tvtropes, after around three months of being clean. I am slightly ashamed. My other aliases are Amethustos and [=PasIvre=].

Hello, my name is Achurai. I am a bisexual, furry, {{cloudcuckoolander}}, who often swings (mood-wise) into a cynic who wears JadeColoredGlasses. I I am prone to bursts of BriefAccentImitation. I am an acrophobe, and a bit of a ChivalrousPervert. I was born with hypersensitive ears, and had to undergo training to allow me to be able to handle ''''' popcorn popping across the room'''''. I still have better hearing than most, and have been called a schizophrenic by people that didn't know of the hearing issues because I was hearing things that most people only subconsciously notice. also taught myself to read at the age of 4 and a half, read WarAndPeace at 9(ish) and at the age of 8 would have been allowed into Mensa. I am a CombatPragmatist. My main 3 failings are: Non aquatic/martial arts sports, organization, and humility, as you can probably see from what I've written so far. I have failed to quit Tvtropes, after around three months of being clean. I am slightly ashamed. My other aliases are Amethustos and [=PasIvre=].

Hello, my name is Achurai. I am a bisexual, furry, {{cloudcuckoolander}}, who often swings (mood-wise) into a cynic who wears JadeColoredGlasses. I I am prone to bursts of BriefAccentImitation. I am an acrophobe, and a bit of a ChivalrousPervert. I was born with hypersensitive ears, and had to undergo training to allow me to be able to handle ''''' popcorn popping across the room'''''. I still have better hearing than most, and have been called a schizophrenic by people that didn't know of the hearing issues because I was hearing things that most people only subconsciously notice. also taught myself to read at the age of 4 and a half, read WarAndPeace at 9(ish) and at the age of 8 would have been allowed into Mensa. I am a CombatPragmatist. My main 3 failings are: Non aquatic/martial arts sports, organization, and humility, as you can probably see from what I've written so far. I have failed to quit Tvtropes, after around three months of being clean. I am slightly ashamed. My other aliases are Amethustos and PasIvre.

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Hello, my name is Achurai. I am a bisexual, furry, {{cloudcuckoolander}}, who often swings (mood-wise) into a cynic who wears JadeColoredGlasses. I I am prone to bursts of BriefAccentImitation. I am an acrophobe, and a bit of a ChivalrousPervert. I was born with hypersensitive ears, and had to undergo training to allow me to be able to handle ''''' popcorn popping across the room'''''. I still have better hearing than most, and have been called a schizophrenic by people that didn't know of the hearing issues because I was hearing things that most people only subconsciously notice. also taught myself to read at the age of 4 and a half, read WarAndPeace at 9(ish) and at the age of 8 would have been allowed into Mensa. I am a CombatPragmatist. My main 3 failings are: Non aquatic/martial arts sports, organization, and humility, as you can probably see from what I've written so far. I have failed to quit Tvtropes, after around three months of being clean. I am slightly ashamed.
[[supersecretspoiler: congratulations on finding this, but your journey is not over yet. if you have found the spool, then you must bury it at the coordinates the thread revealed. then, go to the president and show him what you found while digging. The Order will guide you from there. However, if the spool has not been found, then abandon hope.]]
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Hello, my name is Achurai. I am a bisexual, furry, {{cloudcuckoolander}}, who often swings (mood-wise) into a cynic who wears JadeColoredGlasses. I I am prone to bursts of BriefAccentImitation. I am an acrophobe, and a bit of a ChivalrousPervert. I was born with hypersensitive ears, and had to undergo training to allow me to be able to handle ''''' popcorn popping across the room'''''. I still have better hearing than most, and have been called a schizophrenic by people that didn't know of the hearing issues because I was hearing things that most people only subconsciously notice. also taught myself to read at the age of 4 and a half, read WarAndPeace at 9(ish) and at the age of 8 would have been allowed into Mensa. I am a CombatPragmatist. My main 3 failings are: Non aquatic/martial arts sports, organization, and humility, as you can probably see from what I've written so far.
[[supersecretspoiler: congratulations on finding this, but your journey is not over yet. if you have found the spool, then you must bury it at the coordinates the thread revealed. then,go to the president and show him what you found while digging. The Order will guide you from there. However, if the spool has not been found, then abandon hope.]]