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# The Client is involved in a {{Deconstruction}}.
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While you get to enjoy complete freedom from the [[LaserGuidedKarma vicious retribution]] of {{Karma}}, [[CallItKarma related phenomena]], and even [[HoistByHisOwnPetard your own mistakes]], take note that the KarmaHoudini Warranty has guidelines of minimum safety which must be followed or risk voiding the Client's coverage.
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While you get to enjoy complete freedom from the [[LaserGuidedKarma vicious retribution]] of {{Karma}}, TropeCo/{{Karma}}™, [[CallItKarma related phenomena]], and even [[HoistByHisOwnPetard your own mistakes]], take note that the KarmaHoudini Warranty has guidelines of minimum safety which must be followed or risk voiding the Client's coverage.
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While you get to enjoy complete freedom from the [[LaserGuidedKarma vicious retribution]] of {{Karma}}, [[CallItKarma related phenomena]] and even [[HoistByHisOwnPetard your own mistakes]], be advised that the KarmaHoudini Warranty has guidelines of minimum safety which must be followed or risk voiding the Client's coverage.
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While you get to enjoy complete freedom from the [[LaserGuidedKarma vicious retribution]] of {{Karma}}, [[CallItKarma related phenomena]] phenomena]], and even [[HoistByHisOwnPetard your own mistakes]], be advised take note that the KarmaHoudini Warranty has guidelines of minimum safety which must be followed or risk voiding the Client's coverage.
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Once lost, Clients can expect hangers on, {{Love Interest}}s and even faithful family to turn on them like ravenous dogs out for blood. There will be NoSympathy once the Warranty is lost. In fact, {{Karma}} may get vindictive and make even minor blemishes be [[DisproportionateRetribution seriously punished]] afterwards, while [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished good deeds are belittled]]. So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.
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Once lost, Clients can expect hangers on, {{Love Interest}}s and even faithful family to turn on them like ravenous dogs out for blood. There will be NoSympathy once the Warranty is lost. In fact, {{Karma}} may get vindictive and make even minor blemishes be [[DisproportionateRetribution seriously punished]] afterwards, while [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished good deeds are belittled]]. belittled]].
So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.
So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.
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# The Client willingly accepts that the actions from which they have thus far been immune from consequence are, in fact, wrong. Knowing they are wrong is not a breach of contract, but acknowledging it and feeling regret ''is.'' Further, the Warranty [[BeingGoodSucks will immediately terminate]] if they [[HeelFaceDoorSlam take steps]] to [[CharacterDevelopment change]] [[StatusQuoIsGod for the better]].
# Clients who are also enrolled in the [[RuleOfEmpathy Audience Sympathy Protection Plan]] will also lose this policy if the Warranty is breached in this manner, since the audience is usually torn between smug pleasure that the client got their comeuppance, and a sense of injustice that it happened at exactly the wrong time.
# The Client opposes or is opposed by another Client who has taken RefugeInAudacity, has a greater JerkAss credit rating, and/or [[MagnificentBastard bribed]] KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance to void the first Client's Warranty. Clients who are [[LovableRogue lovable rapscallions]] who only do minor misdeeds or unctous {{Smug Snake}}s are especially at risk of voiding their warranty in this manner; we advise you have a [[ProfessionalButtKisser backup plan.]]
# The Client develops CerebusSyndrome or KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance's president [[CreatorBreakdown has a breakdown]].[[note]](No Refunds in either case)[[/note]]
# Clients who are also enrolled in the [[RuleOfEmpathy Audience Sympathy Protection Plan]] will also lose this policy if the Warranty is breached in this manner, since the audience is usually torn between smug pleasure that the client got their comeuppance, and a sense of injustice that it happened at exactly the wrong time.
# The Client opposes or is opposed by another Client who has taken RefugeInAudacity, has a greater JerkAss credit rating, and/or [[MagnificentBastard bribed]] KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance to void the first Client's Warranty. Clients who are [[LovableRogue lovable rapscallions]] who only do minor misdeeds or unctous {{Smug Snake}}s are especially at risk of voiding their warranty in this manner; we advise you have a [[ProfessionalButtKisser backup plan.]]
# The Client develops CerebusSyndrome or KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance's president [[CreatorBreakdown has a breakdown]].[[note]](No Refunds in either case)[[/note]]
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# The Client willingly accepts that the actions from which they have thus far been immune from consequence are, in fact, wrong. Knowing they are wrong is not a breach of contract, but [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone acknowledging it and feeling regret regret]] ''is.'' Further, Furthermore, the Warranty [[BeingGoodSucks will immediately terminate]] if they [[HeelFaceDoorSlam take steps]] to [[CharacterDevelopment change]] [[StatusQuoIsGod for the better]].
# ** Please be advised that Clients who are also enrolled in the [[RuleOfEmpathy Audience Sympathy Protection Plan]] will also lose this policy as well if the Warranty is breached in this manner, since the audience is usually torn between smug pleasure that the client Client got their comeuppance, and a sense of injustice that it happened at exactly the wrong time.
# The Client opposes or is opposed by another Client who has taken RefugeInAudacity, [[EvilerThanThou has agreater greater]] JerkAss credit rating, and/or [[MagnificentBastard bribed]] KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance to void the first Client's Warranty. Clients who are either [[LovableRogue lovable rapscallions]] who only do minor misdeeds misdeeds, or unctous {{Smug Snake}}s are especially at risk of voiding having their warranty voided in this manner; we strongly advise you have a [[ProfessionalButtKisser backup plan.]]
plan]], particularly because this is a condition that is very often outside the control of the Client.
# The storyline the Client is part of developsCerebusSyndrome CerebusSyndrome, thus depriving the Client of his/her JokerImmunity, or KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance's president [[CreatorBreakdown has suffers a breakdown]].[[note]](No Refunds in either case)[[/note]]case)[[/note]] As with the opposing Client clause above, this is often out of the Client's control, and so a backup plan is strongly recommended.
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# The storyline the Client is part of develops
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# The Client develops CerebusSyndrome or KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance's president [[CreatorBreakdown has a breakdown]].[[hottip:*:(No [[note]](No Refunds in either case)]]case)[[/note]]
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Once lost, Clients can expect hangers on, {{Love Interest}}s and even faithful family to turn on them like ravenous dogs out for blood. There will be NoSympathy once the Warranty is lost. In fact, {{Karma}} may get vindictive and make even minor blemishes be [[DisproportionateRetribution seriously punished]] afterwards, while [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished good deeds are belittled]]. So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.
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Once lost, Clients can expect hangers on, {{Love Interest}}s and even faithful family to turn on them like ravenous dogs out for blood. There will be NoSympathy once the Warranty is lost. In fact, {{Karma}} may get vindictive and make even minor blemishes be [[DisproportionateRetribution seriously punished]] afterwards, while [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished good deeds are belittled]]. So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.own.
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Thank you for purchasing ''KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance'', the top provider of fictional comeuppance dissuasion!
While you get to enjoy complete freedom from the [[LaserGuidedKarma vicious retribution]] of {{Karma}}, [[CallItKarma related phenomena]] and even [[HoistByHisOwnPetard your own mistakes]], be advised that the KarmaHoudini Warranty has guidelines of minimum safety which must be followed or risk voiding the Client's coverage.
The warranty is null and void if and when:
# The Client willingly accepts that the actions from which they have thus far been immune from consequence are, in fact, wrong. Knowing they are wrong is not a breach of contract, but acknowledging it and feeling regret ''is.'' Further, the Warranty [[BeingGoodSucks will immediately terminate]] if they [[HeelFaceDoorSlam take steps]] to [[CharacterDevelopment change]] [[StatusQuoIsGod for the better]].
# Clients who are also enrolled in the [[RuleOfEmpathy Audience Sympathy Protection Plan]] will also lose this policy if the Warranty is breached in this manner, since the audience is usually torn between smug pleasure that the client got their comeuppance, and a sense of injustice that it happened at exactly the wrong time.
# The Client opposes or is opposed by another Client who has taken RefugeInAudacity, has a greater JerkAss credit rating, and/or [[MagnificentBastard bribed]] KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance to void the first Client's Warranty. Clients who are [[LovableRogue lovable rapscallions]] who only do minor misdeeds or unctous {{Smug Snake}}s are especially at risk of voiding their warranty in this manner; we advise you have a [[ProfessionalButtKisser backup plan.]]
# The Client develops CerebusSyndrome or KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance's president [[CreatorBreakdown has a breakdown]].[[hottip:*:(No Refunds in either case)]]
# The Client [[OfferVoidInNebraska moves to Nebraska.]]
Once lost, Clients can expect hangers on, {{Love Interest}}s and even faithful family to turn on them like ravenous dogs out for blood. There will be NoSympathy once the Warranty is lost. In fact, {{Karma}} may get vindictive and make even minor blemishes be [[DisproportionateRetribution seriously punished]] afterwards, while [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished good deeds are belittled]]. So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.
While you get to enjoy complete freedom from the [[LaserGuidedKarma vicious retribution]] of {{Karma}}, [[CallItKarma related phenomena]] and even [[HoistByHisOwnPetard your own mistakes]], be advised that the KarmaHoudini Warranty has guidelines of minimum safety which must be followed or risk voiding the Client's coverage.
The warranty is null and void if and when:
# The Client willingly accepts that the actions from which they have thus far been immune from consequence are, in fact, wrong. Knowing they are wrong is not a breach of contract, but acknowledging it and feeling regret ''is.'' Further, the Warranty [[BeingGoodSucks will immediately terminate]] if they [[HeelFaceDoorSlam take steps]] to [[CharacterDevelopment change]] [[StatusQuoIsGod for the better]].
# Clients who are also enrolled in the [[RuleOfEmpathy Audience Sympathy Protection Plan]] will also lose this policy if the Warranty is breached in this manner, since the audience is usually torn between smug pleasure that the client got their comeuppance, and a sense of injustice that it happened at exactly the wrong time.
# The Client opposes or is opposed by another Client who has taken RefugeInAudacity, has a greater JerkAss credit rating, and/or [[MagnificentBastard bribed]] KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance to void the first Client's Warranty. Clients who are [[LovableRogue lovable rapscallions]] who only do minor misdeeds or unctous {{Smug Snake}}s are especially at risk of voiding their warranty in this manner; we advise you have a [[ProfessionalButtKisser backup plan.]]
# The Client develops CerebusSyndrome or KarmaHoudini Consequence Insurance's president [[CreatorBreakdown has a breakdown]].[[hottip:*:(No Refunds in either case)]]
# The Client [[OfferVoidInNebraska moves to Nebraska.]]
Once lost, Clients can expect hangers on, {{Love Interest}}s and even faithful family to turn on them like ravenous dogs out for blood. There will be NoSympathy once the Warranty is lost. In fact, {{Karma}} may get vindictive and make even minor blemishes be [[DisproportionateRetribution seriously punished]] afterwards, while [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished good deeds are belittled]]. So! After reviewing these simple guidelines, make sure to please follow them or risk [[DeathFromAbove heavenly wrath]] on your own.
