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'''Note:''' May lead to [[EyebrowsBurnedOff hairloss]], nausea, [[BlindedByTheLight momentary blindness, permanent blindness]], diarrhea, constipation, [[DeathIsCheap loss of life]], impotence, omnipotence, loss of pregnancy, impregnantion, heavy bleeding, severe clotting, severe headaches, severe irritation of the skin and bones, [[WebVideo/EarthlingCinema unexplained mutant ice-powers]], involuntary [[InterdimensionalTravelDevice interdimensional teleportation]], an OverlyLongGag [[LampshadeHanging on a trope page]] and utter destruction of all inorganic property within the confines of your bathroom. Do not wear any watches, jewelry or prosthetic joints within the Voice-Keyed Physical Cleaning Unit.Decontamination Chamber™. Some [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed Animals Were Harmed]] in the making of this product. '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® is not responsible to any and all harm that occurs to the customers or household-pets of customers that have purchased the '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™.
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[[caption-width-right:350:Just take a look at our satisfied customer.]]
Its TheFuture. Everyone has some fancy pants high-tech voice-operated television or a knife that toasts bread as you slice it or a food processor that can [[InstantMassJustAddWater turn a pill and a drop of water into a large meatza with extra pepperoni]]. But then one day you try and use the processor to fix guacamole and it leaves the entire kitchen caked head to toe in green gruel. Great. Your hair is completely full of overripe avocado and you're expecting guests! You have a kitchen to clean, but you can leave your RobotMaid to take care of it. It is best to get yourself clean first, but how are you going to do that when [[HazardousWater water became a hazard after the bombs fell]] and you only have five minutes before company arrives?
Introducing the new '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™ ''[[RecycledINSPACE of the Future!]]'' Why suffer the indignities of scrubbing off unsanitary germs and bacteria in private and hard to reach places with nothing accomplished after hours of wasted water when the Decontamination Chamber™ can accomplish the improbable in mere seconds? Using the same [[SchizoTech implausibly precise laser technology]] used to [[MoonLandingHoax fake the moon landing]], the head of the shower emits a low-grade electromagnetic radiation amplified by the crystalline silicon within the confines of the Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™, completely wiping all grime, stains and foreign contaminants from existence.
'''Note:''' May lead to [[EyebrowsBurnedOff hairloss]], nausea, [[BlindedByTheLight momentary blindness, permanent blindness]], diarrhea, constipation, [[DeathIsCheap loss of life]], impotence, omnipotence, loss of pregnancy, impregnantion, heavy bleeding, severe clotting, severe headaches, severe irritation of the skin and bones, [[WebVideo/EarthlingCinema unexplained mutant ice-powers]], involuntary [[InterdimensionalTravelDevice interdimensional teleportation]], an OverlyLongGag [[LampshadeHanging on a trope page]] and utter destruction of all inorganic property within the confines of your bathroom. Do not wear any watches, jewelry or prosthetic joints within the Voice-Keyed Physical Cleaning Unit. Some [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed Animals Were Harmed]] in the making of this product. '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® is not responsible to any and all harm that occurs to the customers or household-pets of customers that have purchased the '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™.
[[caption-width-right:350:Just take a look at our satisfied customer.]]
Its TheFuture. Everyone has some fancy pants high-tech voice-operated television or a knife that toasts bread as you slice it or a food processor that can [[InstantMassJustAddWater turn a pill and a drop of water into a large meatza with extra pepperoni]]. But then one day you try and use the processor to fix guacamole and it leaves the entire kitchen caked head to toe in green gruel. Great. Your hair is completely full of overripe avocado and you're expecting guests! You have a kitchen to clean, but you can leave your RobotMaid to take care of it. It is best to get yourself clean first, but how are you going to do that when [[HazardousWater water became a hazard after the bombs fell]] and you only have five minutes before company arrives?
Introducing the new '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™ ''[[RecycledINSPACE of the Future!]]'' Why suffer the indignities of scrubbing off unsanitary germs and bacteria in private and hard to reach places with nothing accomplished after hours of wasted water when the Decontamination Chamber™ can accomplish the improbable in mere seconds? Using the same [[SchizoTech implausibly precise laser technology]] used to [[MoonLandingHoax fake the moon landing]], the head of the shower emits a low-grade electromagnetic radiation amplified by the crystalline silicon within the confines of the Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™, completely wiping all grime, stains and foreign contaminants from existence.
'''Note:''' May lead to [[EyebrowsBurnedOff hairloss]], nausea, [[BlindedByTheLight momentary blindness, permanent blindness]], diarrhea, constipation, [[DeathIsCheap loss of life]], impotence, omnipotence, loss of pregnancy, impregnantion, heavy bleeding, severe clotting, severe headaches, severe irritation of the skin and bones, [[WebVideo/EarthlingCinema unexplained mutant ice-powers]], involuntary [[InterdimensionalTravelDevice interdimensional teleportation]], an OverlyLongGag [[LampshadeHanging on a trope page]] and utter destruction of all inorganic property within the confines of your bathroom. Do not wear any watches, jewelry or prosthetic joints within the Voice-Keyed Physical Cleaning Unit. Some [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed Animals Were Harmed]] in the making of this product. '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® is not responsible to any and all harm that occurs to the customers or household-pets of customers that have purchased the '''TropeCo/TropeCo'''® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber™.
