History Timeline / Homestuck

* Dawn of time: The trolls' Genesis Frog grows into the [[color:red:kids' universe]].

!'''[[color:lime:Human Session]]'''

* Dave enters his first gate and begins a long, timey-whimey journey.

* Rose travels around LOLAR, desecrating every ancient ruin she can find and plundering its secrets. She begins to find clues about [[color:lime:The Green Sun]].

* Dave finds and breaks the Caledfwsh, summons Davesprite for protection, and then goes to sleep.

** Rose explains that the Horrorterrors are being massacred by a certain entity, and they need him to make a "map" through the Furthest ring to the [[color:lime:Green Sun]]. There, Rose claims, she will have her dreamself take '''The Tumor''', which she plans to have retrieved by John, and destroy the sun in a suicide-bombing maneuver.

* John uses the codes from the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and Vriska's Fluorite Octet to create a Pop-o-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer.

!'''[[color:pink:Beforus]]'''

!'''[[color:yellow:Beforus Session]]'''

** Damara beats Meenah half to death; Meenah dies on her quest cacoon and god tiers as a result.

!'''[[color:blue:Alternia]]'''

* Spades Slick finds Snowman and kills her with Doc Scratch's gun, resulting in the end of the troll universe. Its mass is channeled by the Tumor into the creation of [[color:lime:The Green Sun]].

* End of the universe: Lord English enters the [[color:blue:trolls' universe]] at the precise moment that it ends. As he is an invincible time-traveling demon, this does not inconvenience him in the slightest, and in fact he uses his trans-temporal abilities to cause the very events earlier in the timeline that will eventually lead to his arrival.

!'''[[color:purple:Troll Session]]'''

* 04:13:00 BCM: Eridan trolls Rose, who explodes his computer. Aradia says her goodbyes to Sollux and hugs him before exploding in a shower of robo-parts. Simultaneously, her Dream Self, locked within the depths of Derse, wakes up and ascends to the God Tiers as a fully realized Maid of Time. She manages to freeze Bec Noir in time just as he goes in for the kill. Once he snaps out of it, Aradia uses the opportunity to phase through him and head for the [[color:lime:Green Sun]].

* At some point, Kanaya discusses the kids' plans for the [[color:lime:Green Sun]] with Karkat.

** The surviving trolls witness the light from the Tumor's detonation. Sollux psychokinetically pilots the meteor to the [[color:lime:Green Sun]], eventually dying from the strain.

** PM uses herself as a portal to the [[color:lime:Green Sun]] by throwing WV into her body. Serenity follows after him.

!'''[[color:lime:Post-Scratch Earth]]'''

!'''[[color:red:Post-Scratch Human Session]]'''

!'''[[color:red:Post-Scratch Human Session]]'''

*** John sends a message in a bucket to the group at [[color:lime:The Green Sun]] by using Jade as a gateway.

** The Tumor explodes, creating the [[color:lime:Green Sun]] and killing Rose and Dave, who immediately ascend to the God Tiers. They then make their way to the surface of the sun.
* Free-floating in the debris of two universes that comprises the [[color:lime:Green Sun]], in a [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12341136347/le-factoids small, preserved pocket of green-hot spacetime soup]], Doc Scratch's dead body metamorphoses into Lord English.

* Dave contemplates killing a doomed version (Felt!Dave) of himself on his Quest Bed, but is unable to face his own mortality and leaves.
** Felt!Dave wakes up and gets off the Quest Bed. Jack Noir promptly teleport-murders him (see Doomed Timelines).

* Jade takes a look around the Incipisphere with her new goggles. She sees God-tier John on the Battlefield, being approached by WV, Rose talking with Doc Scratch on LOHAC, and finally, Bro and Felt!Dave's dead bodies.

* John Contacts Terezi who still didn't find Vriska, but witnessed Alt!Calliope's black hole. Nobody knows what to make of it.

** John and Jade consequently coexist with Hussie for the length of exactly one yard, and for a time span of about three nanoseconds. Robo!Hussie tries to exploit this opportunity, but the most he can do in the given timeframe is to level them up and give them the GIFT OF GAB, [[MundaneMadeAwesome the ability to simply talk face-to-face without any middle-men]].

*** John turns fifteen. He realizes that ''Con Air'' sucks, and proceeds to dream briefly, meeting and fighting Jack and managing to hit him with a distraction from Rose. He then finds Tavros and Vriska, coincidentally with the third part of Meenah's quest and MINISTRIFE.

** The dead Beta!John and Felt!Dave also occupy dream bubbles. Beta!John is visited by the deceased Vriska.

** Aradia visits her first Dreambubble, and explains Doc Scratch's origins with help from the first Aradiabot, KO'd!Sollux, Napping!Jade, Napping!Vriska, Dead!Tavros, KO'd!Terezi, and Undead!Kanaya.

* Post-Retcon Jade meets Alt!Calliope in a dreambubble, and learns of her solitude.
** Post-Retcon Jade finds the Alpha!Calliope and develops a trollsona with her.

** Jane describes how she killed Retcon!Roxy and fought the Meteor Crew on Derse.

** Alt!Calliope appears and beckons her Alpha counterpart. The God Tier explains her upbringing, and advises Calliope to live her life as Roxy comes to revive Alpha!Calliope with the Ring of Life.
** Alt!Calliope guides Jade through the Furthest Ring and explains the trials of a Space player.
* Retcon!Karkat appears among the Ghost Army and decides to lead it with Meenah.
* Alt!Calliope approaches the Green Sun and bids farewell to Jade, who is awoken by Davepetasprite^2.

* As Alt!Calliope continues her procession towards the Green Sun, English begins to tear through the Ghost Army, fending off attacks from (in order) Meenah, Tavros, the bulk of the army, Aradia, and Davepetasprite^2.
* Alt!Calliope begins to absorb the Green Sun;s energy, creating a massive black hole that tears the Furthest Ring apart.

** After searching for two years, she comes across Alt!Calliope's black hole. She reports this to John.

* Aradia admires the destruction of the Furthest Ring by Alt!Calliope's Black Hole.