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* The amount of character options break MSPaintAdventures.

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* The amount of character options break MSPaintAdventures.''Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures''.


* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens and Dirk, Jake, and GCATavrosprite become the leaders of the consorts.

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* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens and Dirk, Jake, and GCATavrosprite [=GCATavrosprite=] become the leaders of the consorts.



* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite), build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.

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* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite), [=GCATavrosprite=]), build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.



* Jake reopens SkaiaNet Enterprises.

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* Jake reopens SkaiaNet [=SkaiaNet=] Enterprises.


[[folder: Fully Retconned Post-Scratch Human (B2) Session]]

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[[folder: Fully [[folder:Fully Retconned Post-Scratch Human (B2) Session]]



[[folder:Cherub Universe/Hussie-verse]]

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[[folder:Cherub (C) Universe/Hussie-verse]]



[[folder:Cherub Session]]

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[[folder:Cherub (C) Session]]


* At some point, the B2 Earth and Post-Scratch Trolls' Ectobiology Meteor are brought to this universe by Jade.
** WV and PM create a civilization based on Can Town, where all the survivors of the Retconned Alpha Session live.

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* At some point, The genesis frog is created in the B2 Earth and Post-Scratch Trolls' Ectobiology Meteor are brought to post-scratch human SBURB session, creating this universe.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Dad, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Calliope enter the new
universe by Jade.
** WV
and PM create place the Earth within.
* Several carapacians get to work in establishing civilization.
* Everyone goes on the meteor and uses Everyone's ghost slime imprints (except Calliope's) to make
a LOT of babies, and send them off to various parts of the world.
* Our heroes time travel 5000 years in the future, where
civilization based on Can Town, where all is prosperous.
* Our heroes are welcomed and revered as deities.
* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become
the survivors leader of the Retconned Alpha Session live.humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens and Dirk, Jake, and GCATavrosprite become the leaders of the consorts.
* At some point from now, Terezi leaves and attempts to find Vriska in the furthest ring
* Everyone celebrates John's sixteenth birthday.
* Rose and Kanaya get Married
* Dave, Karkat and Jade excavate the JPEG statues of liberty
* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite), build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.
* John's eighteenth birthday is celebrated
* John Contacts Terezi who still didn't find Vriska, but witnessed Alt!Calliope's black hole. Nobody knows what to make of it.
* Jane reopens Crocker Corp.
* Jake reopens SkaiaNet Enterprises.
* John's nineteenth birthday is celebrated.
* John's twentieth birthday is celebrated.
* Caliborn, now granted ultimate power from Yaldabaoth's trial, contacts John and challenges him.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake use John's retcon powers to go fight Caliborn.



[[folder:Universe C]]
* The genesis frog is created in the post-scratch human SBURB session, creating this universe.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Dad, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Calliope enter the new universe and place the Earth within.
* Several carapacians get to work in establishing civilization.
* Everyone goes on the meteor and uses Everyone's ghost slime imprints (except Calliope's) to make a LOT of babies, and send them off to various parts of the world.
* Our heroes time travel 5000 years in the future, where civilization is prosperous.
* Our heroes are welcomed and revered as deities.
* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens and Dirk, Jake, and GCATavrosprite become the leaders of the consorts.
* At some point from now, Terezi leaves and attempts to find Vriska in the furthest ring
* Everyone celebrates John's sixteenth birthday.
* Rose and Kanaya get Married
* Dave, Karkat and Jade excavate the JPEG statues of liberty
* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite), build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.
* John's eighteenth birthday is celebrated
* John Contacts Terezi who still didn't find Vriska, but witnessed Alt!Calliope's black hole. Nobody knows what to make of it.
* Jane reopens Crocker Corp.
* Jake reopens SkaiaNet Enterprises.
* John's nineteenth birthday is celebrated.
* John's twentieth birthday is celebrated.
* Caliborn, now granted ultimate power from Yaldabaoth's trial, contacts John and challenges him.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake use John's retcon powers to go fight Caliborn.
[[/folder]]
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[[folder:Universe C]]
* The genesis frog is created in the post-scratch human SBURB session, creating this universe.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Dad, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Calliope enter the new universe and place the Earth within.
* Several carapacians get to work in establishing civilization.
* Everyone goes on the meteor and uses Everyone's ghost slime imprints (except Calliope's) to make a LOT of babies, and send them off to various parts of the world.
* Our heroes time travel 5000 years in the future, where civilization is prosperous.
* Our heroes are welcomed and revered as deities.
* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens and Dirk, Jake, and GCATavrosprite become the leaders of the consorts.
* At some point from now, Terezi leaves and attempts to find Vriska in the furthest ring
* Everyone celebrates John's sixteenth birthday.
* Rose and Kanaya get Married
* Dave, Karkat and Jade excavate the JPEG statues of liberty
* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite), build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.
* John's eighteenth birthday is celebrated
* John Contacts Terezi who still didn't find Vriska, but witnessed Alt!Calliope's black hole. Nobody knows what to make of it.
* Jane reopens Crocker Corp.
* Jake reopens SkaiaNet Enterprises.
* John's nineteenth birthday is celebrated.
* John's twentieth birthday is celebrated.
* Caliborn, now granted ultimate power from Yaldabaoth's trial, contacts John and challenges him.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake use John's retcon powers to go fight Caliborn.
[[/folder]]
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** PM and Bec Noir grab Jade's body and chase GCat, with Dave hot in pursuit

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** PM and Bec Noir grab Jade's body and chase GCat, [=GCat=], with Dave hot in pursuit



* Karkat rushes at Gamzee, who drops him in lava. Dave tries to fight PM and Jack, but is impaled from both sides. Kanaya cuts Gamzee in half in retaliation. Aranea throws Jane off her and skewers her and Jake with Dirk's sword. The Condesce fires at Aranea, incinerating Kanaya in the process. Aranea and the Condesce begin to fight by telekinetically hurdling the Kids' planets towards each other. With planetary debris raining from the sky, Rose throws herself at the Condesce, only to be impaled and left near death. Terezi tries to fight Aranea, but gets sent flying across the planet. The Condesce refocuses her attention on Aranea, snapping her neck and leaving her soul to burn in the Forge. This all occurs nigh simultaneously.

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* Karkat rushes at Gamzee, who drops him in lava. Dave tries to fight PM and Jack, but is impaled from both sides. Kanaya cuts Gamzee in half in retaliation. Aranea throws Jane off her and skewers her and Jake with Brain Ghost Dirk's sword. The Condesce fires at Aranea, incinerating Kanaya in the process. Aranea and the Condesce begin to fight by telekinetically hurdling the Kids' planets towards each other. With planetary debris raining from the sky, Rose throws herself at the Condesce, only to be impaled and left near death. Terezi tries to fight Aranea, but gets sent flying across the planet. The Condesce refocuses her attention on Aranea, snapping her neck and leaving her soul to burn in the Forge. This all occurs nigh simultaneously.


* Sawtooth causes Dirk's home to enter the Land of Pyramids and Neon).
* Squarewave causes Roxy's home to enter the Land of Tombs and Krypton.

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* Sawtooth causes Dirk's home to enter the Land of Pyramids Tombs and Neon).
Krypton.
* Squarewave causes Roxy's home to enter the Land of Tombs Pyramids and Krypton.Neon.


* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite's help, build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.

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* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite's help, GCATavrosprite), build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.





* Caliborn challenges and taunts a twenty-year-old John to fight him.



* Terezi departs into the furthest ring to search for Vriska.
** After searching for two years, she comes across Alt!Calliope's black hole. She reports this to John.



* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens

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* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens
Carapaciens and Dirk, Jake, and GCATavrosprite become the leaders of the consorts.
* At some point from now, Terezi leaves and attempts to find Vriska in the furthest ring
* Everyone celebrates John's sixteenth birthday.
* Rose and Kanaya get Married
* Dave, Karkat and Jade excavate the JPEG statues of liberty
* Dirk (possibly with the help of Jake and/or GCATavrosprite's help, build a robot that is nearly identical to Lord English.
* John's eighteenth birthday is celebrated
* John Contacts Terezi who still didn't find Vriska, but witnessed Alt!Calliope's black hole. Nobody knows what to make of it.
* Jane reopens Crocker Corp.
* Jake reopens SkaiaNet Enterprises.
* John's nineteenth birthday is celebrated.
* John's twentieth birthday is celebrated.
* Caliborn, now granted ultimate power from Yaldabaoth's trial, contacts John and challenges him.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake use John's retcon powers to go fight Caliborn.
[[/folder]]
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[[folder:Universe C]]
* The genesis frog is created in the post-scratch human SBURB session, creating this universe.
* John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Dad, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Calliope enter the new universe and place the Earth within.
* Several carapacians get to work in establishing civilization.
* Everyone goes on the meteor and uses Everyone's ghost slime imprints (except Calliope's) to make a LOT of babies, and send them off to various parts of the world.
* Our heroes time travel 5000 years in the future, where civilization is prosperous.
* Our heroes are welcomed and revered as deities.
* John, Jane, Dad and Nannasprite become the leader of the humans, Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi become the leader of the trolls, Rose, Kanaya, Roxy, and Calliope become the leaders of the Carapaciens


* Nannasprite explains John's role in Sburb. Rose reconnects with John (with power from the generator by the mausoleum) and also listens to the tale, and updates her GameFAQs Walkthrough accordingly.

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* Nannasprite explains John's role in Sburb. Rose reconnects with John (with power from the generator by the mausoleum) and also listens to the tale, and updates her GameFAQs Website/GameFAQs Walkthrough accordingly.


* Around this time, Con Air is filmed and subsequently released.
** John briefly zaps to this point, appearing on the filming set of Con Air.

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* 6/6/7: Around this time, Con Air is filmed and subsequently released.
** John briefly zaps to this point, appearing on the filming set of Con Air.
released.



** John bites into his Cruxite Apple to enter the Land of Wind and Shade.

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** John bites into his Cruxite Apple to enter and enters the Land of Wind Session.
*** John retcons himself into this moment
and Shade.quickly zaps away so as to not change anything too fundamental.



* The Human Universe is destroyed from the outside by Jack Noir's Red Miles; its mass was channeled by the Tumor into the creation of [[color:lime:The Green Sun]]. The Scratch presumably comes into effect at this point, resetting the universe.

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* The Human Universe is destroyed from the outside by Jack Noir's Red Miles; its mass was channeled by the Tumor into the creation of [[color:lime:The The Green Sun]].Sun. The Scratch presumably comes into effect at this point, resetting the universe.



*** John retcons himself around here and nearly catches the attention of his past self before zapping away.



* John uses the codes from the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and Vriska's Fleurite Octet to create a Pop-o-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer.

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* John uses the codes from the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and Vriska's Fleurite Fluorite Octet to create a Pop-o-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer.



*** John retcons into the moment where Boxcars eats Biscuits and zaps away because of its irrelevancy.



[[folder:Cherub Universe]]
* At some point, the B2 Earth turns up at this universe.
* At some point, Gamzee arrives at this universe.

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[[folder:Cherub Universe]]
Universe/Hussie-verse]]
%% The Cherub Universe is Hussie's Universe, evidenced by when Caliborn see's Act 6 Act 4's end curtain at the beginning of Act 6 Intermission 4.
* The Vast Croak marks the birth of this universe
* At some point, the B2 Earth and Post-Scratch Trolls' Ectobiology Meteor are brought to this universe by Jade.
** WV and PM create a civilization based on Can Town, where all the survivors of the Retconned Alpha Session live.
* Hussie draws ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', making occasional self-insert recaps. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
* Ms. Paint is hired to give [[GISSyndrome his study]] a nice Felt-green Photoshop makeover. Hussie is impressed and maybe slightly turned on, but is quickly distracted by his frustration with Lil Cal.
* At some point prior to Terezi's scratching of Disc 2, Hussie ascends to the God Tiers as the fully-realized Waste of Space. [[FakeUltimateHero Or possibly just]] [[TheMerch puts on one of the God Tier hoodies from his online store.]] He begins making preparations for the Scratch, placing two Fourth Walls exactly one yard apart and hanging Lord English's coat over one of them.
* Hussie smashes through the Fifth Wall to deal with Doc Scratch once and for all.
* Hussie eventually returns to the Hussie-verse and continues writing the story.
* At some point, Hussie becomes roboticized and orders some expensive green curtain cloth to hang over six window-gear contraptions in a warehouse not far from the study.
* Lord English's coat vanishes, and Jade's Prospitian ship crashes out through one Fourth Wall and back in through the other.
** John and Jade consequently coexist with Hussie for the length of exactly one yard, and for a time span of about three nanoseconds. Robo!Hussie tries to exploit this opportunity, but the most he can do in the given timeframe is to level them up and give them the GIFT OF GAB, [[MundaneMadeAwesome the ability to simply talk face-to-face without any middle-men]].
** Because of temporal relativity, and possibly because [[WebcomicTime the characters in the comic now need to catch up with time passed in the]] [[RealLife Hussieverse/real world]], Jade and John have to wait for approximately three years on board their Prospitian ship while travelling at warp speed, even though only three nanoseconds would pass everywhere outside the ship. During that timespan:
*** John and Jade briefly see Andrew Hussie but he's distorted because of their size and speed, causing Jade to consider him as "extra-dimensional shenanigan-based phenomena". Andrew puts a green curtain over the walls, blocking himself from their view.
*** John sends a message in a bucket to the group at [[color:lime:The Green Sun]] by using Jade as a gateway.
*** Jade
turns up at fourteen.
*** John turns fourteen. An incident involving John, Jade, and Jaspersprite causes John to fall unconscious and enter a dream bubble briefly.
*** Jade turns fifteen.
*** John turns fifteen. He realizes that ''Con Air'' sucks, and proceeds to dream briefly, meeting and fighting Jack and managing to hit him with a distraction from Rose. He then finds Tavros and Vriska, coincidentally with the third part of Meenah's quest and MINISTRIFE.
**** John briefly zaps to
this universe.
point and appears, in his own words, "LITERALLY INSIDE CON AIR."
*** John wakes up, managing to bring the ring from his dream to the real life.
*** Jade and Davesprite had a relationship over the past year, but broke up.
*** Jade turns sixteen.
*** John turns sixteen.
*** John and Jade break through the other wall.
* Hussie is seen taking care of Spades Slick while dressed up as a common fanart depiction of Calliope.
** Ms. Paint gets soup for Spades, only to run into Lord English holding Hussiebot's head.
** Lord English smacks Ms. Paint with his cane/scepter. Hussie notices this and runs to get Spades Slick. He then throws Spades off a balcony, causing him to land in water.
* Confronted on the balcony by English, Hussie attempts to shoot him with Doc Scratch's gun, but finds there are no more bullets. He instead throws it at English.
** English uses his cane, which doubles as an assault rifle, to kill Hussie.
* English leaves the Hussie-verse for the Furthest Ring.
* Spades Slick climbs back up onto the balcony and accepts a glass of milk from the butler.
* Spades Slick's arc begins. He recovers all of The Felt sans Snowman, instead having her place be filled in by Ms. Paint, and escapes to the B2 session.
* The Can Town civilization eventually dies out, as the Earth's new star begins to die.
* At some point, Gamzee arrives at in this universe.



* To protect himself from Caliborn's violent outbursts, Gamzee shackles Calliope and Caliborn.
* At some point, the trolls' Ectobiology Lab turns up at this universe, redirected by Grimbark Jade. It however was greatly altered by Gamzee; for example, Rose's new journal has many dark spots, and there is an entire room dedicated to Calliope and Caliborn, along with resources that cherubs absolutely adore.

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* To protect himself from Caliborn's violent outbursts, Gamzee shackles Calliope and Caliborn.
* At some point,
Caliborn in the trolls' Ectobiology Lab turns up at this universe, redirected by Grimbark Jade. It however was greatly altered by Gamzee; for example, Rose's new journal has many dark spots, and there is an entire room dedicated to Calliope and Caliborn, along with resources that cherubs absolutely adore.Ectiobiology Meteor.



** Calliope provides Dirk and Roxy the tech to contact Jane and Jade; she also encourages Jake to help Jade mechanize her Bunny.
** Caliborn heckles Dirk into creating his robot leg.
* 11/11/??: Calliope contacts the four kids in order to prepare them for the beginning of their session.
** Caliborn jeers Dirk regarding his inevitable doom.



'''Retconned Timeline'''
* Just as the Golden Battleship enters the Hussie-verse, the Land of Wind and Shade explodes, killing Typheus, John and Davesprite.
** At some point in the next three nanoseconds, Jade falls asleep while being comforted by Nannasprite.



* Caliborn and the Felt defeat Yaldabaoth. In turn he grants Caliborn "unconditional immortality", essentially turning him into Lord English.
* Caliborn and the Felt leave the session.

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* Caliborn's third act of Homosuck is interrupted by John, who beats him into the ground until Caliborn loses consciousness.
** Caliborn forces the Felt and Gamzee to fund his Masterpiece.
* Caliborn challenges Yaldabaoth and defeats him with the Felt defeat Yaldabaoth. In turn he grants Crowbar.
**
Caliborn "unconditional immortality", essentially turning him into Lord English.
takes the House Juju and uses his Crowbar to destroy the Judgement Clock. He absorbs the Clock's energy and gains unconditional immortality.
* Caliborn is challenged by the eight Kids. He traps the Pre-Scratch Kids in his House Juju, which he banishes with his Ring of Void.
** He battles the Post-Scratch kids until he's trapped inside Lil Cal with Arquiusprite
and half of Gamzee.
** Lil Cal, with Caliborn's soul in tow, is banishes to
the Felt leave the session.Furthest Ring by Roxy.



* Caliborn creates the trolls, but ultimately throws them all in the trash, in favor of focusing on is original character and his mastery of the yaois.
* Caliborn's artistic avatar laments his suffering and asks for your money.
* By the might of claymation, Caliborn's Masterpiece comes to fruition.



* Aradia arrives at the [[color:lime:Green Sun]].
* Sollux's semi-deceased dream self leaves his dream bubble and joins Aradia at the [[color:lime:Green Sun]].
* Rose and Dave finally emerge from the [[color:lime:Green Sun]], and are met by Sollux and Aradia. They all meet up with the other surviving trolls at the meteor.
* The bucket John sends from the Hussie-verse appears in the furthest ring and hits Karkat in the face.

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* Aradia arrives at the [[color:lime:Green Sun]].
Green Sun thanks the Bec Noir.
** Aradia visits her first Dreambubble, and explains Doc Scratch's origins with help from the first Aradiabot, KO'd!Sollux, Napping!Jade, Napping!Vriska, Dead!Tavros, KO'd!Terezi, and Undead!Kanaya.
* Sollux's semi-deceased half-dead dream self leaves his dream bubble and joins Aradia at the [[color:lime:Green Sun]].
Green Sun.
* Rose and Dave finally emerge from the [[color:lime:Green Sun]], Green Sun, and are met by Sollux and Aradia. They all meet up with the other surviving trolls at the meteor.
* The bucket John sends from the Hussie-verse appears in the furthest ring Furthest Ring and hits Karkat in the face.



** Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta and Feferi abandon the mission, disgusted by Vriska.
** Vriska insults Hussie as he tries to switch the narrative focus and she unveils the House Juju. John puts his hand in it and disappears.
* Gamzee presents the Ring of Life to Aranea and wakes up with her.
* Meenah calls Aranea and warns Karkat of her plan.
** Vriska and Meenah give up on their quest to defeat Lord English and frolic around the Dreambubbles while keeping the House Juju.
** Post-Retcon Vriska confronts her counterpart, takes the House Juju, and convinces Meenah to abandon Pre-Retcon Vriska.
** Vriska and Meenah find Tavros and take over his Ghost Army.
** Aradia and Sollux arrive to help the army.
* Post-Retcon Jade meets Alt!Calliope in a dreambubble, and learns of her solitude.
** Post-Retcon Jade finds the Alpha!Calliope and develops a trollsona with her.
** The two connect over their loneliness and share stories about their brother depicting John's exploits in Calliope's fanfic journal.
** Post-Retcon Jane appears and makes a trollsona of her own.
** Jane describes how she killed Retcon!Roxy and fought the Meteor Crew on Derse.
** Jade remembers that she and Jane are asleep, thanks to a revived Vriska.
** The three discuss waking up, but are interrupted when their dreambubble falls apart, leading to a memory of Echidna's lair as Jane awakens.
** Alt!Calliope appears and beckons her Alpha counterpart. The God Tier explains her upbringing, and advises Calliope to live her life as Roxy comes to revive Alpha!Calliope with the Ring of Life.
** Alt!Calliope guides Jade through the Furthest Ring and explains the trials of a Space player.
* Retcon!Karkat appears among the Ghost Army and decides to lead it with Meenah.
* Alt!Calliope approaches the Green Sun and bids farewell to Jade, who is awoken by Davepetasprite^2.
* Lord English faces the Ghost Army and cracks the space around him.
* Karkat makes the first charge against English and is awoken before touching the villain.
* Vriska engages in lethal combat with Andrew Hussie.
* As Alt!Calliope continues her procession towards the Green Sun, English begins to tear through the Ghost Army, fending off attacks from (in order) Meenah, Tavros, the bulk of the army, Aradia, and Davepetasprite^2.
* Alt!Calliope begins to absorb the Green Sun;s energy, creating a massive black hole that tears the Furthest Ring apart.
* Vriska confronts Lord English and activates the House Juju, which begins to unleash a blinding light.



[[folder:Hussie-verse]]
%%Yes, this timeline is also important, if only because Hussie manages to interact with the webcomic's verse in more ways than one would initially think.
* Hussie draws ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', making occasional self-insert recaps. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
* Ms. Paint is hired to give [[GISSyndrome his study]] a nice Felt-green Photoshop makeover. Hussie is impressed and maybe slightly turned on, but is quickly distracted by his frustration with Lil Cal.
* At some point prior to Terezi's scratching of Disc 2, Hussie ascends to the God Tiers as the fully-realized Waste of Space. [[FakeUltimateHero Or possibly just]] [[TheMerch puts on one of the God Tier hoodies from his online store.]] He begins making preparations for the Scratch, placing two Fourth Walls exactly one yard apart and hanging Lord English's coat over one of them.
* Hussie smashes through the Fifth Wall to deal with Doc Scratch once and for all.
* Hussie eventually returns to the Hussie-verse and continues writing the story.
* At some point, Hussie becomes roboticized and orders some expensive green curtain cloth to hang over six window-gear contraptions in a warehouse not far from the study.
* Lord English's coat vanishes, and Jade's Prospitian ship crashes out through one Fourth Wall and back in through the other.
** John and Jade consequently coexist with Hussie for the length of exactly one yard, and for a time span of about three nanoseconds. Robo!Hussie tries to exploit this opportunity, but the most he can do in the given timeframe is to level them up and give them the GIFT OF GAB, [[MundaneMadeAwesome the ability to simply talk face-to-face without any middle-men]].
** Because of temporal relativity, and possibly because [[WebcomicTime the characters in the comic now need to catch up with time passed in the]] [[RealLife Hussieverse/real world]], Jade and John have to wait for approximately three years on board their Prospitian ship while travelling at warp speed, even though only three nanoseconds would pass everywhere outside the ship. During that timespan:
*** John and Jade briefly see Andrew Hussie but he's distorted because of their size and speed, causing Jade to consider him as "extra-dimensional shenanigan-based phenomena". Andrew puts a green curtain over the walls, blocking himself from their view.
*** John sends a message in a bucket to the group at [[color:lime:The Green Sun]] by using Jade as a gateway.
*** Jade turns fourteen.
*** John turns fourteen. An incident involving John, Jade, and Jaspersprite causes John to fall unconscious and enter a dream bubble briefly.
*** Jade turns fifteen.
*** John turns fifteen. He realizes that Con Air sucks, and proceeds to dream briefly, meeting and fighting Jack and managing to hit him with a distraction from Rose. He then finds Tavros and Vriska, coincidentally with the third part of Meenah's quest and MINISTRIFE.
*** John wakes up, managing to bring the ring from his dream to the real life.
*** Jade and Davesprite had a relationship over the past year, but broke up.
*** Jade turns sixteen.
*** John turns sixteen.
*** John and Jade break through the other wall.
* Hussie is seen taking care of Spades Slick while dressed up as a common fanart depiction of Calliope.
** Ms. Paint gets soup for Spades, only to run into Lord English holding Hussiebot's head.
** Lord English smacks Ms. Paint with his cane/scepter. Hussie notices this and runs to get Spades Slick. He then throws Spades off a balcony, causing him to land in water.
* Confronted on the balcony by English, Hussie attempts to shoot him with Doc Scratch's gun, but finds there are no more bullets. He instead throws it at English.
** English uses his cane, which doubles as an assault rifle, to kill Hussie.
* English leaves the Hussie-verse for the Furthest Ring.
* Spades Slick climbs back up onto the balcony and accepts a glass of milk from the butler.
* Spades Slick's arc begins. He recovers all of The Felt sans Snowman, instead having her place be filled in by Ms. Paint, and escapes to the B2 session.
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* Aradia admires the destruction of the Furthest Ring by Alt!Calliope's Black Hole.



'''Retconned Timeline'''
* John steals a scalemate from Terezi before the Sgrub session kicks into gear.



* 01:00:00 After the Critical Moment (ACM): Karkat and Terezi participate in a memo begun by their past selves.

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* 01:00:00 After the Critical Moment (ACM): Karkat and Terezi participate in a memo begun by their past selves.



* Terezi lets Vriska fly off to face off against Bec Noir. However, when Vriska confronts him, he simply follows the trail she left behind to the Troll's hideout and slaughters everyone therein. He comes back with the corpses of Karkat and Terezi. Enraged, Vriska griefs with him, and uses her ultimate attack--Ancestral Awakening, activated by rolling all eights on her Fluorite Octet--to do battle. Had the timeline been allowed to continue in this direction, Vriska might well have won, but it would have been a {{Pyrrhic victory}}.




'''Retconned Timeline'''
* After talking to Karkat before Operation Regisurp, Terezi sees a chalk message left by John.
* Shortly after Terezi discovers Tavros's corpse, John steals one of her scalemates.
* As Terezi discusses Vriska's guilt with Dave, John arrives and leaves a note exposing Gamzee.
* As Terezi falters in-between Discs 1 and 2, John honks a horn in order to reveal Gamzee's presence to Terezi. As John prepares to leave, Terezi smashes a door in his face with Gamzee tied to her back. She ascends in order to confront Vriska.
* Terezi prepares to kill Vriska, but John appears and knocks Spidertroll out cold. All the trolls are baffled by this, but John refuses to explain before leaving.



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!'''[[color:red:Post-Scratch Human Session]]'''
* The first six months and eleven days of the session go almost exactly the same, with some minor exceptions.
** Vriska appears in LOCAH and creates Tavrosprite instead of Tavrisprite.
** Vriska resurfaces six months later to create Arquiusprite.
** Without Gamzee's shenanigans, Erisolsprite and Fefetasprite are never created.
* Six months and twelve days after Jane entered, Jade confronts the Meteor Heroes, only to be put to sleep by Vriska.
** Vriska leads a raid against Derse, freeing Jake and capturing Jake with Roxy as the only casualty.
* Everyone waits on the Genesis Platform as John and Roxy arrive from the Inter-Adventure Space.
** John reunites with Dave and Karkat
** Roxy gets to have a conversation with Rose.
** Vriska and Terezi talk some strategy.
** Tavrosprite tries to compliment Jake, but Vriska thwarts his efforts.
** Dave goes through his Freudian motions with Roxy as the pre-Retcon Rose becomes Rosesprite.
** Kanaya gives Vriska and Karkat some counsel.
** Dave ends up admitting he finds Jane hot in front of Vriska and Terezi.
** John reassures Jake on his worth.
* Vriska organizes everyone and makes sure everyone has a role in the final battle. She expedites Dirk's arrival and heads to the Furthest Ring to battle the one being more terrible than Lord English: Vriska Serket.
* Arquius frees Jane from the Tiaratop. Jaspersprite is so excited by this that he hugs Rosesprite, creating Jasprosprite^2.
* Kanaya and Karkat have a meeting with Echidna. Kanaya knocks Karkat out to ensure his safety during the final battle.
* Roxy brings Calliope from the Furthest Ring as Jasprose moves about the Medium.
* The amount of character options break MSPaintAdventures.
** Dave and Dirk awkwardly wait for the Jacks to arrive.
** Roxy introduces everyone on the Platform to Calliope.
** Jane, John, Rose, and Terezi discuss their alternate selves and the Striders.
** Calliope and Roxy combine their powers and create the Matriorb.
** Jasprose grabs Jane and brings her to LOCAH.
** Roxy drops Calliope off on LOFAF.
** Dirk and Dave break the ice and talk about their incredibly strange relationship.
** Roxy gives Kanaya the Matriorb.
** Jane talks to her Pre-Scratch self.
** Jake moves to his land and talks with Tavrosprite before Jasprosesprite creates Nepetasprite. The sprite pile keeps getting higher, as Vriska calls Jake to turn Tavrosprite into [=GCATavrosprite=].
** Calliope meets the Mayor and sees Jade's sleeping body.
* Jasprosesprite tries to have a date with Nepetasprite, but she ends up becoming Davepetasprite^2. Davepeta talks about incest, like you do, and goes off to fight Lord English.
* Arquius builds up all the kids houses and uses them to begin the Ultimate Alchemy, as he sees Davepeta in the distance.
* Dave and Dirk have a Lightning Round that quickly digs deep.
* Davepeta and Arquius discuss their strange relationship and hugbump.
* Kanaya and Roxy arrive on the Genesis Platform in time to tag along with John and Rose for the final battle.
** Terezi goes off to meet with the Striders and sends one final message to Vriska.
* Collide set-up overlaps a lot.
** Spades Slick arrives in the session, drops the Felt off to fight Jake, and chases after the English-infused Jack Noir.
** John, Rose, Roxy, Kanaya, and Jane stand firm as the Condesce approaches Derse.
** Jade wakes up on LOFAF and says goodbye to Dave before setting out to stop PM and Jack. Dave is confused, but he has enough time to ask Dirk on last question before Spades and Jack English arrive.
** The Supreme Slayer and Prospitian Monarch face off in the remains of Prospit and begin to battle.
* Karkat wakes up on LOFAF.
** The Condesce battles John, the Lalonde and Kanaya, killing Rose and Kanaya.
** Jake fights the Felt until Crowbar guns him down and Cans wrestles Cans throughout the Incipisphere (leaving Clover on LOFAF to fight Karkat) until they land on Derse with Gamzee's fridge.
** Mid-battle, Jane revives Rose and Kanaya, Nannasprite heals John and Rose, and Jasprose occupies the Condesce before Jane goes to revive Jake and fight the Felt.
** Dave, Dirk, and Terezi abuse their Fraymotifs to battle Spades Slick and Lord Jack, even though Jack's power is far above any of there's.
** Dad Crocker busts out of jail to fight Cans, as Jade attempts to contain PM and Jack's battle. Karkat and Jake manages to defeat the Felt while Jade guides the Becs throughout the incipisphere.
** The Condesce knocks out Jane, and goes out to kill John, Rose, and Kanaya while Lord Jack gets a chokehold around Dirk and PM knocks Jade out.
** Dave is forced to kill Dirk in order to defeat the Jack's, causing a huge explosion on LOTAK in the process; as those Jack's die, PM cuts Jack's ring off, definitively de-powering him.
** In the last moments of the Strife, Roxy impales the Condesce with Bro Strider's sword, ending her reign of terror.
* Nanna and Jane heal everyone as they reunite on the Genesis Platform.
* WV and PM throw the Queens' rings into the Forge, allowing the Genesis Frog to mature in Skaia.
** Bilious Slick releases the Vast Croak, as John reaches for the door to their new universe.
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* Free-floating in the debris of two universes that compromises the [[color:lime:Green Sun]], in a [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12341136347/le-factoids small, preserved pocket of green-hot spacetime soup]], Doc Scratch's dead body metamorphoses into Lord English.

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* Free-floating in the debris of two universes that compromises comprises the [[color:lime:Green Sun]], in a [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12341136347/le-factoids small, preserved pocket of green-hot spacetime soup]], Doc Scratch's dead body metamorphoses into Lord English.


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* 01:00:00 After the Critical Moment (ACM): Karkat and Terezi participate in a memo begun by their past selves.


** Grandpa Harley enters the Medium via the transportalizer beneath the frog temple, steals Jack Noir's Fourth Wall (among other shenanigans), and returns to Earth with Jade's taxidermied dreamself in tow.

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** Grandpa Harley enters the Medium via the transportalizer beneath the frog temple, steals Jack Noir's Fourth Wall (among other shenanigans), Wall, and returns to Earth with Jade's taxidermied dreamself in tow.



* Aradia appears in the LOMAT and brutally beats Vriska to near-death before dissapearing. Vriska wakes up in Prospit as her dream self and mind controls Tavros into bringing her body to her Quest Bed. Using Tavros to write in her own blood, she explains that she wants him to kill her. Tavros is unable to do it, even when his Exile (Diamonds Droog) tells him to kill her. Vriska dies from bleeding out, but because she dies on her Quest Bed her dream self ascends to the God-Tiers and appears in the Battlefield. Tavros is traumatized to the point where he spends most of the rest of his session dreaming on Prospit, up until the Black King battle.

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* Aradia appears in the LOMAT and brutally beats Vriska to near-death before dissapearing. Vriska wakes up in Prospit as her dream self and mind controls Tavros into bringing her body to her Quest Bed. Using Tavros to write in her own blood, she explains that she wants him to kill her. Tavros is unable to do it, even when his Exile (Diamonds Droog) ,Diamonds Droog, tells him to kill her. Vriska dies from bleeding out, but because she dies on her Quest Bed her dream self ascends to the God-Tiers and appears in the Battlefield. Tavros is traumatized to the point where he spends most of the rest of his session dreaming on Prospit, up until the Black King battle.



* In an undefined doomed timeline, Karkat ascends to the God Tiers, and later dies through unspecified means. This dead Karkat is seen in a dream bubble, accompanying a (possibly ''the'') dead Nepeta.

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* In an undefined doomed timeline, Karkat ascends to the God Tiers, and later dies through unspecified means. This dead Karkat is seen in a dream bubble, accompanying a (possibly ''the'') dead Nepeta.



*** Jade appears and she and Dave have a showdown. In it, Jade throws WV to lava, but Dave is quick to rescue him.
*** In an alternate timeline, John appears and engages in a dialogue with Dave and Jade, saving WV from falling.
*** In an alternate alternate timeline, a different John appears and takes the original John away, restoring the timeline.

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*** Jade appears and she and Dave have a showdown. In it, Jade throws WV to lava, but Dave is quick to rescue him.
him. John appears, but a future John takes him to the Inter-Adventure Space.
*** In (In an alternate timeline, John appears and engages in a dialogue with Dave and Jade, saving WV from falling.
falling.)
*** In an alternate alternate timeline, a different (Jade and Dave confront each other, but without either John appears and takes the original John away, restoring the timeline.appearing.)



* Presumably, Gamzee stays on the meteor as well, crossing the defense portal with it.



* Roxy builds a pyramid out of perfectly generic objects. John appears, has a dialogue with her, and disappears to get his ring.

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* Jade forces Roxy to begin experimenting with ThePowerOfVoid. Roxy builds a pyramid out of perfectly generic objects. John appears, has a dialogue with her, and disappears to get his ring.



* At some point, Dirk, this session's Jack Noir, Bec Noir, Bec PM, Spades Slick, Ms. Paint and the Felt arrive to the session, all roughly coincidentally.

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* At some point, Jane begins to build up the Kids' houses, while Aranea is resurrected by Gamzee. Aranea takes the Golden Battleship and parks it on Derse.
** Karkat receives a warning from Meenah regarding Aranea's plot.
* Jane calls Jade for assistance while Aranea attempts to seduce Jake. She resorts to mind control, unleashing his true power and devastating Derse. Roxy uses the distraction to escape prison as Jade switches LOFAF and Derse's positions in the Incipisphere.
** Karkat sees Jake's Hopesplosion and warns Dave about it.
* Jade knocks herself out attempting to destroy Jake's Hopebubble and has a building dropped on her by Aranea.
** Dave says goodbye to the Mayor and mobilizes Rose.
* Aranea confronts Roxy and puts her to sleep as Jake's Brain Ghost starts to become tangible
** Jane's attempt to revive Jade is cut short by Gamzee.
* Around here,
Dirk, this session's Jack Noir, Bec Noir, Bec PM, Spades Slick, Ms. Paint and the Felt arrive to the session, all roughly coincidentally.coincidentally.
* Dave arrives and observes the chaos.
** Terezi justice kicks Gamzee and begins to rip into him.
** Brain Ghost Dirk takes physical form, fights Aranea, and attempts to rip her soul out.
** PM and Bec Noir grab Jade's body and chase GCat, with Dave hot in pursuit
* Rose arrives and brings Roxy's sleeping body to safety.
** Terezi continues her assault on Gamzee, as Jane kills Jake.
** Brain Ghost Dirk disappears and Jane pounces on Aranea, powering through her telepathic attacks.
** Free from Aranea, Gamzee convinces Terezi to lay down her arms. He becomes furious and viciously beats her, ignoring the pleas of a revived Jake, a furious Rose, and even a vengeful Karkat.
** Jane's Battlespork falls into the Forge, transporting lava into Skaia.
* The Condesce arrives above LOFAF in her battleship.
* Karkat rushes at Gamzee, who drops him in lava. Dave tries to fight PM and Jack, but is impaled from both sides. Kanaya cuts Gamzee in half in retaliation. Aranea throws Jane off her and skewers her and Jake with Dirk's sword. The Condesce fires at Aranea, incinerating Kanaya in the process. Aranea and the Condesce begin to fight by telekinetically hurdling the Kids' planets towards each other. With planetary debris raining from the sky, Rose throws herself at the Condesce, only to be impaled and left near death. Terezi tries to fight Aranea, but gets sent flying across the planet. The Condesce refocuses her attention on Aranea, snapping her neck and leaving her soul to burn in the Forge. This all occurs nigh simultaneously.
* John arrives in the remains of the session and watches as glitches tear Dirk apart.
* John finds Roxy and Rose, and gets to say goodbye as Rose bleeds to death. Their grief is interrupted as Terezi violently lands next to them and headbutts John. The dying troll convinces John to visit his Denizen, which John agrees to do after Roxy does the same.
* John goes to the Land of Wind and Shade and confronts Typheus. John uses his abilities to disperse all the oil on LOWAS throughout the entire narrative. His Quest near completion, John finds Typheus's pipe organ and plays the wind, causing LOWAS to vanish into the Inter-Adventure Space.
** Before the planet vanishes, Roxy, Davesprite and Nannasprite all move to LOWAS.



* John deposits Lowas and Roxy here, so that they will survive any changes John makes to the timeline.

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* John deposits Lowas LOWAS and Roxy here, so that they will survive any changes John makes to the timeline.
* Roxy gives Rose a funeral and reunites with Jaspers.
* John returns and takes Roxy and his planet to the retconned
timeline.


* Caliborn returns to his land, which is now given the name "Land of Colour and Mayhem".

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* Caliborn returns to his land, which is now given the name "Land of Colour Colors and Mayhem".


* Caliborn returns to his land, which now is given a proper name.

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* Caliborn returns to his land, which is now is given a proper name.the name "Land of Colour and Mayhem".

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