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** A smaller one from the same review, after a doctor reacts [[KickTheDog downright frigidly]] to Hunter asking a patient's name:
-->'''NC:''' Alright, are you telling me that years and years of medical research and we never put together, until the early seventies, that there's a difference between not being emotionally involved and not being...[[{{Jerkass}} a dick]]? Who would talk that way in front of a patient, even back then? It's called bedside manner! That existed before Patch Adams!


--> '''Chris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY KIDDING ME?!]] I have heard the joke in other sitcoms that parents really don't want to see their kids have it better than them, but this is just beyond all comprehension! What this basically means is that Lois has set up Malcolm from pretty much the beginning of this series, ever since she was told by that guidance counselor that he was a prodigy, to be purposefully miserable! She has intentionally set up his life to be as horrible as possible because she thinks it will somehow make him a better man!? I could post every clip possible of [[{{Scrubs}} Dr. Cox]], Grumpy Cat, and every internet critic out there...AND THERE STILL WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH [[BigNo "NO"S]] TO SHOW OFF HOW PISSED OFF THIS MAKES ME! And yes, I am throwing her and her alone under this bus because, yeah, Hal knew about the plan, but he's so much of a spineless coward that you know he had no input or any chance of actually stopping it! This would be like if [[LeBronJames LeBron James]]' parents told him that not only could he not go to the NBA right out of high school, but he couldn't play professional basketball AT ALL because they had so-called better plans for him and felt that he needs to suffer! What the hell kind of sanctimonious garbage is that!? If this was about him having some pipe dream about becoming the next Steve Jobs and you trying to show reason about how unlikely the odds are of that happening, that's one thing! But he got that opportunity, and when you get such an opportunity, you take it! But instead, you squashed it right in front of him because somehow you think that, even after him becoming an adult and graduating school, you still get to control his life! [[DidntThinkThisThrough Did you ever stop to think that maybe Malcolm getting that job could be the path towards you getting out of your own crappy lifestyle? That maybe if you were more supportive, he might have a had a extra room for you in his mansion?]] Malcolm should have been an example to you that you can overcome this system that you claim has screwed you people over if you do your hardest to maximize your talents! But you don't want to see that happen, because it would leave you with no one to blame for your own life but yourself! No, I don't buy for one second that you're doing what's best for him! This is about you hating your life, and thinking that if you're not happy, NO ONE AROUND YOU GETS TO BE HAPPY! This may now be the most [[TheSociopath morally deficient character I have ever seen!]] Sarah Palin has no brain, Pat Robertson has no soul, Kim Jong Un has no dick, and Malcolm's mother has no heart, brains, or human decency! I have seen [[EvenEvilHasStandards SUPERVILLAINS WITH MORE MORAL STATUTES THAN YOU!]]

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--> '''Chris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY KIDDING ME?!]] I have heard the joke in other sitcoms that parents really don't want to see their kids have it better than them, but this is just beyond all comprehension! What this basically means is that Lois has set up Malcolm from pretty much the beginning of this series, ever since she was told by that guidance counselor that he was a prodigy, to be purposefully miserable! She has intentionally set up his life to be as horrible as possible because she thinks it will somehow make him a better man!? I could post every clip possible of [[{{Scrubs}} [[{{Series/Scrubs}} Dr. Cox]], Grumpy Cat, and every internet critic out there...AND THERE STILL WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH [[BigNo "NO"S]] TO SHOW OFF HOW PISSED OFF THIS MAKES ME! And yes, I am throwing her and her alone under this bus because, yeah, Hal knew about the plan, but he's so much of a spineless coward that you know he had no input or any chance of actually stopping it! This would be like if [[LeBronJames [[UsefulNotes/LeBronJames LeBron James]]' parents told him that not only could he not go to the NBA right out of high school, but he couldn't play professional basketball AT ALL because they had so-called better plans for him and felt that he needs to suffer! What the hell kind of sanctimonious garbage is that!? If this was about him having some pipe dream about becoming the next Steve Jobs and you trying to show reason about how unlikely the odds are of that happening, that's one thing! But he got that opportunity, and when you get such an opportunity, you take it! But instead, you squashed it right in front of him because somehow you think that, even after him becoming an adult and graduating school, you still get to control his life! [[DidntThinkThisThrough Did you ever stop to think that maybe Malcolm getting that job could be the path towards you getting out of your own crappy lifestyle? That maybe if you were more supportive, he might have a had a extra room for you in his mansion?]] Malcolm should have been an example to you that you can overcome this system that you claim has screwed you people over if you do your hardest to maximize your talents! But you don't want to see that happen, because it would leave you with no one to blame for your own life but yourself! No, I don't buy for one second that you're doing what's best for him! This is about you hating your life, and thinking that if you're not happy, NO ONE AROUND YOU GETS TO BE HAPPY! This may now be the most [[TheSociopath morally deficient character I have ever seen!]] Sarah Palin has no brain, Pat Robertson has no soul, Kim Jong Un has no dick, and Malcolm's mother has no heart, brains, or human decency! I have seen [[EvenEvilHasStandards SUPERVILLAINS WITH THAT HAVE MORE MORAL STATUTES THAN YOU!]]


--> '''Chris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY KIDDING ME?!]] I have heard the joke in other sitcoms that parents really don't want to see their kids have it better than them, but this is just beyond all comprehension! What this basically means is that Lois has set up Malcolm from pretty much the beginning of this series, ever since she was told by that guidance that he was a prodigy, to be purposefully miserable! She has intentionally set up his life to be as horrible as possible because she thinks it will somehow make him a better man!? I could post every clip possible of [[{{Scrubs}} Dr. Cox]], Grumpy Cat, and every internet critic out there...AND THERE STILL WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH [[BigNo "NO"S]] TO SHOW OFF HOW PISSED OFF THIS MAKES ME! And yes, I am throwing her and her alone under this bus because, yeah, Hal knew about the plan, but he's so much of a spineless coward that you know he had no input or any chance of actually stopping it! This would be like if [[LeBronJames LeBron James]]' parents told him that not only could he not go to the NBA right out of high school, but he couldn't play professional basketball AT ALL because they had so-called better plans for him and felt that he needs to suffer! What the hell kind of sanctimonious garbage is that!? If this was about him having some pipe dream about becoming the next Steve Jobs and you trying to show reason about how unlikely the odds are of that happening, that's one thing! But he got that opportunity, and when you get such an opportunity, you take it! But instead, you squashed it right in front of him because somehow you think that, even after him becoming an adult and graduating school, you still get to control his life! [[DidntThinkThisThrough Did you ever stop to think that maybe Malcolm getting that job could be the path towards you getting out of your own crappy lifestyle? That maybe if you were more supportive, he might have a had a extra room for you in his mansion?]] Malcolm should have been an example to you that you can overcome this system that you claim has screwed you people over if you do your hardest to maximize your talents! But you don't want to see that happen, because it would leave you with no one to blame for your own life but yourself! No, I don't buy for one second that you're doing what's best for him! This is about you hating your life, and thinking that if you're not happy, NO ONE AROUND YOU GETS TO BE HAPPY! This may now be the most [[TheSociopath morally deficient character I have ever seen!]] Sarah Palin has no brain, Pat Robertson has no soul, Kim Jong Un has no dick, and Malcolm's mother has no heart, brains, or human decency! I have seen [[EvenEvilHasStandards SUPERVILLAINS WITH MORE MORAL STATUTES THAN YOU!]]

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--> '''Chris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY KIDDING ME?!]] I have heard the joke in other sitcoms that parents really don't want to see their kids have it better than them, but this is just beyond all comprehension! What this basically means is that Lois has set up Malcolm from pretty much the beginning of this series, ever since she was told by that guidance counselor that he was a prodigy, to be purposefully miserable! She has intentionally set up his life to be as horrible as possible because she thinks it will somehow make him a better man!? I could post every clip possible of [[{{Scrubs}} Dr. Cox]], Grumpy Cat, and every internet critic out there...AND THERE STILL WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH [[BigNo "NO"S]] TO SHOW OFF HOW PISSED OFF THIS MAKES ME! And yes, I am throwing her and her alone under this bus because, yeah, Hal knew about the plan, but he's so much of a spineless coward that you know he had no input or any chance of actually stopping it! This would be like if [[LeBronJames LeBron James]]' parents told him that not only could he not go to the NBA right out of high school, but he couldn't play professional basketball AT ALL because they had so-called better plans for him and felt that he needs to suffer! What the hell kind of sanctimonious garbage is that!? If this was about him having some pipe dream about becoming the next Steve Jobs and you trying to show reason about how unlikely the odds are of that happening, that's one thing! But he got that opportunity, and when you get such an opportunity, you take it! But instead, you squashed it right in front of him because somehow you think that, even after him becoming an adult and graduating school, you still get to control his life! [[DidntThinkThisThrough Did you ever stop to think that maybe Malcolm getting that job could be the path towards you getting out of your own crappy lifestyle? That maybe if you were more supportive, he might have a had a extra room for you in his mansion?]] Malcolm should have been an example to you that you can overcome this system that you claim has screwed you people over if you do your hardest to maximize your talents! But you don't want to see that happen, because it would leave you with no one to blame for your own life but yourself! No, I don't buy for one second that you're doing what's best for him! This is about you hating your life, and thinking that if you're not happy, NO ONE AROUND YOU GETS TO BE HAPPY! This may now be the most [[TheSociopath morally deficient character I have ever seen!]] Sarah Palin has no brain, Pat Robertson has no soul, Kim Jong Un has no dick, and Malcolm's mother has no heart, brains, or human decency! I have seen [[EvenEvilHasStandards SUPERVILLAINS WITH MORE MORAL STATUTES THAN YOU!]]


* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=katnXdCswMA THE BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION OF STEVE SHIVES]] is one big speech in itself by WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist. In it, he points out Shives' well-known habit of blocking people en masse for the smallest of disagreements, his proclaimed stance against internet harassment yet openly supporting feminist doxxers and frauds, his insistence on always listening to women and rape victims' views on sexism and sexual assault yet condemning and blocking any woman or rape victim who disagrees with his pre-conceived views, openly talking shit about people for long periods of time in his own videos yet reporting videos that do the same to him as harassment (even when they are ''in response to the very shit-talking video he made about them''), and putting petty Website/YouTube feuds above actually helping women, such as when he refused to support saving Dina Ali's life simply because prominent Anti-[=skeletons=] were also supporting it.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=katnXdCswMA THE BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION OF STEVE SHIVES]] is one big speech in itself by WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist. In it, he points out Shives' well-known habit of blocking people en masse for the smallest of disagreements, his proclaimed stance against internet harassment yet openly supporting feminist doxxers and frauds, his insistence on always listening to women and rape victims' views on sexism and sexual assault yet condemning and blocking any woman or rape victim who disagrees with his pre-conceived views, openly talking shit about people for long periods of time in his own videos yet reporting videos that do the same to him as harassment (even when they are ''in response to the very shit-talking video he made about them''), and putting petty Website/YouTube feuds above actually helping women, such as when he refused to support saving Dina Ali's life simply because prominent Anti-[=skeletons=] Anti-[=SJWs=] were also supporting it.


--> You know...dick. Cause that's what you are, a fucking dick. When you show this image of the American flag destroyed, you're not just showing your dollar store symbolism that says "ooh, America's hurt." But, it's very clear that what is important to you is not how you view America. What is important to you is how others see you viewing America. So, you can make up whatever you want. You can fabricate things, you can lie about history. You can exaggerate, you can glorify, you can demonize, you can distort the facts. You can make up the truth. Make up the truth about people who lost their lives in this great tragedy. Why? Because you're doing it in the name that you fucking love America. I'm sorry! I-I-I don't fuck around with this shit! I don't, okay? These are people who lost their lives, people who have been drafted, people who volunteered, people putting their asses on the line, and many of them don't come back! You're taking it upon yourself to show that! And, I-I know what you're thinking, yeah, you're thinking, "Well, I'll just make up people because they weren't really there so I can do whatever I want with them, I can make shit up." And granted, you don't deserve the responsibility to show real events. You don't live in the real world! But what happens is that when you take it and base it on a real event, you have to show these real people. You have to get it right, Michael Bay! You have to get it right! Because this isn't ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', okay? That's kid's shit, you can do whatever you want. It's not ''Film/TheRock''! It's not Creator/SeanConnery saying "winners fuck the prom queen!" No, it's fucking Pearl Harbor! Reality! It actually happened! And I know you're thinking, "Well it's Hollywood, we take liberties." Fuck you, it's not Hollywood! When you take it upon yourself to represent something that really happened and is still painful, and hurts a lot of people, that means you have to do two things. One, you have to grow up and be an adult! Two, you have to actually represent these people as best as humanly possible, YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!! (Deep breath and long pause) I can't be the only one who sees this. And thank God, I wasn't.
** His [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/30723-top-11-dumbasses-in-distress Top 11 dumbasses in distress]] video counts too. Especially in his rant towards Bella from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', who he hates more than Jar Jar Binks.
** He gives another one to TMZ and another to everyone who has ever watched it in his Top 11 ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' Episodes.
** In his ''Alaska'' review, he points out that he hates Sean after he told his father that [[{{YouShouldHaveDiedInstead}} he should have died instead of his mom.]] And that just because his mother died, [[UnintentionallyUnsympathetic he doesn't feel sorry for him due to his personailty.]]

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--> You know...dick. Cause that's what you are, a fucking dick. When you show this image of the American flag destroyed, you're not just showing your dollar store symbolism that says "ooh, America's hurt." But, it's very clear that what is important to you is not how you view America. What is important to you is how others see you viewing America. So, you can make up whatever you want. You can fabricate things, you can lie about history. You can exaggerate, you can glorify, you can demonize, you can distort the facts. You can make up the truth. Make up the truth about people who lost their lives in this great tragedy. Why? Because you're doing it in the name that you fucking love America. I'm sorry! I-I-I don't fuck around with this shit! I don't, okay? These are people who lost their lives, people who have been drafted, people who volunteered, people putting their asses on the line, and many of them don't come back! You're taking it upon yourself to show that! And, I-I know what you're thinking, yeah, you're thinking, "Well, I'll just make up people because they weren't really there so I can do whatever I want with them, I can make shit up." And granted, you don't deserve the responsibility to show real events. You don't live in the real world! But what happens is that when you take it and base it on a real event, you have to show these real people. You have to get it right, Michael Bay! You have to get it right! Because this isn't ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', okay? That's kid's shit, you can do whatever you want. It's not ''Film/TheRock''! It's not Creator/SeanConnery saying "winners fuck the prom queen!" No, it's fucking Pearl Harbor! Reality! It actually happened! And I know you're thinking, "Well it's Hollywood, we take liberties." Fuck you, it's not Hollywood! When you take it upon yourself to represent something that really happened and is still painful, and hurts a lot of people, that means you have to do two things. One, you have to grow up and be an adult! Two, you have to actually represent these people as best as humanly possible, ''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!! (Deep A]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!]]''' (deep breath and long pause) pause)'' I can't be the only one who sees this. And thank God, I wasn't.
** * His [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/30723-top-11-dumbasses-in-distress Top 11 dumbasses in distress]] video counts too. Especially in his rant towards Bella from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'', who he hates more than Jar Jar Binks.
** * He gives another one to TMZ and another to everyone who has ever watched it in his Top 11 ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' Episodes.
** * In his ''Alaska'' review, he points out that he hates Sean after he told his father that [[{{YouShouldHaveDiedInstead}} he should have died instead of his mom.]] And that just because his mother died, [[UnintentionallyUnsympathetic he doesn't feel sorry for him due to his personailty.]]



** In his review of ''Film/PatchAdams'', the critic was [[{{Understatement}} not pleased]] when he finds out that the movie completely altered the facts about one of Adams' friends.
--> '''NC:''' "Okay, all bets are off. If this movie can't even represent a dead person by getting his gender right, not making up a false romance, ''and a child molesting story'', all of it fabricated, I'm sorry. I've worked my way up to this joke. Remember that scene I brought up earlier?
--> '''Adams:''' "What if a doctor becomes emotionally involved with a patient? What's wrong with that? Does the doctor explode?"
--> '''NC:''' "Well, if you count bullets blowing up the head of your fictional dead girlfriend, yes. Yes, they [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] do! I mean, I know a person really was murdered in real life, but it wasn't the same way, it wasn't the same time, and it wasn't even the same gender as they're saying here. And what is so strange about this is that it totally proves why the method they're so poorly trying to convey to us wouldn't work. People do make bad choices when they're emotional and bad things do happen. Again, the real teachings of the real Hunter Adams are much smarter than this, and by trying to simplify it to such a disgusting fictionalized degree is absolutely horrible. Let me tell ''you'' something movie. Maybe ''you'' should've been "emotionally invested" when you were representing the life of a man, his theories, his friends, his real life practices, and his actual hard work. '''FUCK. YOOOOOOOUUUU.'''
** The rant that he gives to Hyper Fangirl in his review of ''Film/AChristmasStory 2'' (which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} and a TearJerker all wrapped into one):

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** In * Throughout his review of ''Film/PatchAdams'', the critic was [[{{Understatement}} Critic is not pleased]] happy with the fact that this film takes [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory a lot of liberties with the story of Hunter Adams]][[note]]For example, in the movie, Adams practices medicine without a license and steals supplies from the medical school to do this, neither of which the real Adams ever did.[[/note]]. [[BerserkButton However, the final straw comes when he finds out that the movie completely altered the facts about one of Adams' friends.
friends.]][[note]]In reality, his friend was not a woman, as in the movie, but a man, who was not romantically interested in Adams at all.[[/note]]
--> '''NC:''' "Okay, Okay, all bets are off. If this movie can't even represent a dead person by getting his gender right, not making up a false romance, ''and a child molesting story'', all of it fabricated, I'm sorry. I've worked my way up to this joke. Remember that scene I brought up earlier?
--> '''Adams:''' "What What if a doctor becomes emotionally involved with a patient? What's wrong with that? Does the doctor explode?"
explode?
--> '''NC:''' "Well, Well, if you count bullets blowing up the head of your fictional dead girlfriend, yes. [[BluntYes yes!]] Yes, they [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] do! I mean, I know a person really was murdered in real life, but it wasn't the same way, it wasn't the same time, and it wasn't even the same gender ''gender'' as they're saying here. And what is so strange about this is that it totally proves why the method they're so poorly trying to convey to us wouldn't work. People do ''do'' make bad choices when they're emotional and bad things do ''do'' happen. Again, the real teachings of the real Hunter Adams are much smarter than this, and by trying to simplify it to such a disgusting ''disgusting, fictionalized degree degree'' is absolutely horrible. ''horrible!'' Let me tell ''you'' something movie. Maybe something, movie: maybe ''you'' should've been "emotionally invested" when you were representing the life of a man, his theories, his friends, his real life real-life practices, and his actual hard work. '''FUCK. YOOOOOOOUUUU.'''
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work! ''[[FlippingTheBird (points his middle finger at the camera)]]'' '''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK...]] ''[[AtomicFBomb YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!]]'''''
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The rant that he gives to Hyper Fangirl in his review of ''Film/AChristmasStory 2'' (which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} and a TearJerker all wrapped into one):



** In ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'', WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic receives one from [[spoiler:dream!]]Ma-Ti. He gets told such pearls of wisdom as:

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** * In ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'', WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic receives one from [[spoiler:dream!]]Ma-Ti. He gets told such pearls of wisdom as:



** In his review of ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'', after Soulless (who is the embodiment of everything wrong with the Dr. Seuss movies) tries to defend changing the source material as making the product even better and calls Dr. Seuss' books "simple kids books", the Critic delivers one on him:

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** * In his review of ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'', after Soulless (who is the embodiment of everything wrong with the Dr. Seuss movies) tries to defend changing the source material as making the product even better and calls Dr. Seuss' books "simple kids books", the Critic delivers one on him:



** He lets it out on Creator/MNightShyamalan during his review of ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', after a lazy portrayal of Earth-bending.

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** * He lets it out on Creator/MNightShyamalan during his review of ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', after a lazy portrayal of Earth-bending.



** During the ''Return of the Nostalgic Commercials'', he adopts the role of Fred to point out Barney's extremely lavish and over-the-top gimmicks just to steal a $5 box of cereal.

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** * During the ''Return of the Nostalgic Commercials'', he adopts the role of Fred to point out Barney's extremely lavish and over-the-top gimmicks just to steal a $5 box of cereal.


** Similarly, he has [[https://youtu.be/XAQGIOi1vZo?t=897 quite choice words]] for the 1000 AD incarnation of the Chancellor from ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'', as showcased in Episode 31 of his [=LP=] of it, in regards to his constant mistreatment of the protagonists, especially Crono and Marle.
-->'''Chugga:''' YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWFUL! It's one thing to frame me [Crono] for a crime I didn't commit, and have a child executed for it! But, EXCUSE ME! Agh...
-->''[after the sequence where Marle is disowned from the royal family]''
-->'''Chancellor:''' Oh dear...
-->'''Chugga:''' Freaking... you never get your comeuppance! He's actually worse than the chancellor who was a demon in disguise! That's ''impressive!''


* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=katnXdCswMA THE BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION OF STEVE SHIVES]] is one big speech in itself by WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist. In it, he points out Shives' well-known habit of blocking people en masse for the smallest of disagreements, his proclaimed stance against internet harassment yet openly supporting feminist doxxers and frauds, his insistence on always listening to women and rape victims' views on sexism and sexual assault yet condemning and blocking any woman or rape victim who disagrees with his pre-conceived views, openly talking shit about people for long periods of time in his own videos yet reporting videos that do the same to him as harassment (even when they are ''in response to the very shit-talking video he made about them''), and putting petty Website/YouTube feuds above actually helping women, such as when he refused to support saving Dina Ali's life simply because prominent Anti-[=SJWs=] were also supporting it.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=katnXdCswMA THE BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION OF STEVE SHIVES]] is one big speech in itself by WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist. In it, he points out Shives' well-known habit of blocking people en masse for the smallest of disagreements, his proclaimed stance against internet harassment yet openly supporting feminist doxxers and frauds, his insistence on always listening to women and rape victims' views on sexism and sexual assault yet condemning and blocking any woman or rape victim who disagrees with his pre-conceived views, openly talking shit about people for long periods of time in his own videos yet reporting videos that do the same to him as harassment (even when they are ''in response to the very shit-talking video he made about them''), and putting petty Website/YouTube feuds above actually helping women, such as when he refused to support saving Dina Ali's life simply because prominent Anti-[=SJWs=] Anti-[=skeletons=] were also supporting it.


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** Similarly, he has [[https://youtu.be/XAQGIOi1vZo?t=897 quite choice words]] for the 1000 AD incarnation of the Chancellor from ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'', as showcased in Episode 31 of his [=LP=] of it, in regards to his constant mistreatment of the protagonists, especially Crono and Marle.
-->'''Chugga:''' YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWFUL! It's one thing to frame me [Crono] for a crime I didn't commit, and have a child executed for it! But, EXCUSE ME! Agh...
-->''[after the sequence where Marle is disowned from the royal family]''
-->'''Chancellor:''' Oh dear...
-->'''Chugga:''' Freaking... you never get your comeuppance! He's actually worse than the chancellor who was a demon in disguise! That's ''impressive!''


--> [[HeWhoFightsMonsters And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site is ''gross.'']] And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.

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--> [[HeWhoFightsMonsters And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site site]] is ''gross.'']] ''gross''. And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.


--> [[HeWhoFightsMonsters And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site is ''gross''.]] And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.

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--> [[HeWhoFightsMonsters And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site is ''gross''.]] ''gross.'']] And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.


--> Because Chris shits out thousands of bad videos as well, but at least he has the common sense to not act like a raging retard, which you're doing 20 times worse than he is![[labelnote:*]]Was this what passed in 2008? Dude, maybe [[InternetBackdraft the MSkull genocide of 2013]] was onto something.[[/labelnote]]

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--> Because Chris shits out thousands of bad videos as well, but at least he has the common sense to not act like a raging retard, which you're doing 20 times worse than he is![[labelnote:*]]Was this what passed in 2008? Dude, maybe [[InternetBackdraft the MSkull genocide of 2013]] 2013 was onto something.[[/labelnote]]


** In Doodles' video on [=TBONE2004=], [[https://youtu.be/hvhWx8gSKLQ?t=2526 an unnecessarily-unhinged rant from the video's subject]] provokes this speech:

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** In ''Two'' examples appear in Doodles' video on [=TBONE2004=], [[https://youtu.be/hvhWx8gSKLQ?t=2526 video]] on [=TBONE2004=], starting with an unnecessarily-unhinged rant from the video's subject]] provokes subject (three if you count the footnotes intervening with TBONE's speech):
--> '''[=TBONE2004=]:''' That's it! I'm done! I'm done! Stick a 12-inch fucking fork up my ass, I AM DONE! Bottom line, [=TMossBoss=], you are a sad, pathetic excuse of a human being, and I have no fucking idea how someone like you can exist here![[labelnote:*]]Gee,
this speech:doesn't sound like total toxicity.[[/labelnote]]
--> And you wonder why Just A Robot is more popular than your stupid dumb ass.[[labelnote:*]]Honestly, I thought we left shit like this crawl into a ditch and die in 2017.[[/labelnote]]
--> [[CallBack I said it once before to Nick Bate, and I'm saying it to you as well]]: fuck you, [=TMossBoss=]! FUCK YOU![[labelnote:*]][[OldShame Hear that comparison to one of my old videos?]] [[SarcasmMode Good times...]] Sorry, that's a lie.[[/labelnote]]
--> Fuck you in the ass with a fucking [[VideoGame/PokemonXandY sylveon plushie]], you inept shithead![[labelnote:*]]I miss [[TheScrappy Nihilistic Snake]].[[/labelnote]]
--> [[ItsAllAboutMe You do not care about anyone but yourself!]] [[SortingAlgorithmofEvil You are worse than MTN Productions, and it is hard as hell to be as bad as someone like Chris!]][[labelnote:*]]Remember when life was good? Me neither.[[/labelnote]]
--> Because Chris shits out thousands of bad videos as well, but at least he has the common sense to not act like a raging retard, which you're doing 20 times worse than he is![[labelnote:*]]Was this what passed in 2008? Dude, maybe [[InternetBackdraft the MSkull genocide of 2013]] was onto something.[[/labelnote]]
--> And I can't believe that I am putting MTN Productions, a low-functioning autistic dipshit who insulted the death of [[{{Webvideo/ReactionAndReview}} one of my idols on youtube]], higher than you![[labelnote:*]]To think people said this era was "the good era of the CC".[[/labelnote]]
--> Oh yes, i fucking went there! You are worse than fucking Chris![[labelnote:*]]Anyone else this sounds like an edgier angrier Illogical Reaper? Just me?[[/labelnote]]
--> Fuck you, [=TMossBoss=]! Get the fuck off Youtube, and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DON'T! EVER! FUCKING! COME BACK!]][[labelnote:*]]Bottom Text[[/labelnote]]
** ...prompting ''this'' speech in response:



*** Special mention also goes to the video Doodle was covering in the first place:

--> '''[=TBONE2004=]:''' THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I'M DONE! STICK A 12-INCH FUCKING FORK UP MY ASS, I AM DONE!

--> BOTTOM LINE, TMOSSBOSS, YOU ARE A SAD, PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING, AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW SOMEONE LIKE YOU CAN EXIST HERE![[labelnote:*]]Gee, this doesn't sound like total toxicity.[[/labelnote]]

--> AND YOU WONDER WHY JUST A ROBOT IS MORE POPULAR THAN YOUR STUPID DUMBASS.[[labelnote:*]]Honestly, I thought we left shit like this crawl into a ditch and die in 2017.[[/labelnote]]

--> [[CallBack I SAID IT ONCE BEFORE TO NICK BAY, AND I'M SAYING IT TO YOU AS WELL]]: FUCK YOU, TMOSSBOSS! FUCK YOU![[labelnote:*]][[OldShame Hear that comparison to one of my old videos?]] [[SarcasmMode Good times...]] Sorry, that's a lie.[[/labelnote]]

--> FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A FUCKING [[VideoGame/PokemonXandY SYLVEON PLUSHIE]], YOU INEPT SHITHEAD![[labelnote:*]]I miss Nihilistic Snake.[[/labelnote]]

--> [[ItsAllAboutMe YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!]] [[SortingAlgorithmofEvil YOU ARE WORSE THAN MTN PRODUCTIONS, AND IT IS HARD AS HELL TO BE AS BAD AS SOMEONE LIKE CHRIS!]][[labelnote:*]]Remember when life was good? Me neither.[[/labelnote]]

--> BECAUSE CHRIS SHITS OUT THOUSANDS OF BAD VIDEOS AS WELL, [[{{Irony}} BUT AT LEAST HE HAS THE COMMON SENSE TO NOT ACT LIKE A RAGING RETARD]], WHICH YOU'RE DOING 20 TIMES WORSE THAN HE IS![[labelnote:*]]Was this what passed in 2008? Dude, maybe the MSkull genocide of 2013 was onto something.[[/labelnote]]

--> AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM PUTTING MTN PRODUCTIONS, A LOW-FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC DIPSHIT [[YouMonster WHO INSULTED THE DEATH OF ONE OF MY IDOLS ON YOUTUBE]], HIGHER THAN YOU![[labelnote:*]]To think people said this era was "the good era of the CC".[[/labelnote]]

--> OH YES, I FUCKING WENT THERE! YOU ARE WORSE THAN FUCKING CHRIS![[labelnote:*]]Anyone else this sounds like an edgier angrier Illogical Reaper? Just me?[[/labelnote]]

--> FUCK YOU, TMOSSBOSS! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE, AND [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DON'T! EVER! FUCKING! COME BACK!]][[labelnote:*]]Bottom Text[[/labelnote]]

--> (Afterwards, cue Doodle's speech from above.)


to:

*** Special mention also goes to the video Doodle was covering in the first place:

--> '''[=TBONE2004=]:''' THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I'M DONE! STICK A 12-INCH FUCKING FORK UP MY ASS, I AM DONE!

--> BOTTOM LINE, TMOSSBOSS, YOU ARE A SAD, PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING, AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW SOMEONE LIKE YOU CAN EXIST HERE![[labelnote:*]]Gee, this doesn't sound like total toxicity.[[/labelnote]]

--> AND YOU WONDER WHY JUST A ROBOT IS MORE POPULAR THAN YOUR STUPID DUMBASS.[[labelnote:*]]Honestly, I thought we left shit like this crawl into a ditch and die in 2017.[[/labelnote]]

--> [[CallBack I SAID IT ONCE BEFORE TO NICK BAY, AND I'M SAYING IT TO YOU AS WELL]]: FUCK YOU, TMOSSBOSS! FUCK YOU![[labelnote:*]][[OldShame Hear that comparison to one of my old videos?]] [[SarcasmMode Good times...]] Sorry, that's a lie.[[/labelnote]]

--> FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A FUCKING [[VideoGame/PokemonXandY SYLVEON PLUSHIE]], YOU INEPT SHITHEAD![[labelnote:*]]I miss Nihilistic Snake.[[/labelnote]]

--> [[ItsAllAboutMe YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!]] [[SortingAlgorithmofEvil YOU ARE WORSE THAN MTN PRODUCTIONS, AND IT IS HARD AS HELL TO BE AS BAD AS SOMEONE LIKE CHRIS!]][[labelnote:*]]Remember when life was good? Me neither.[[/labelnote]]

--> BECAUSE CHRIS SHITS OUT THOUSANDS OF BAD VIDEOS AS WELL, [[{{Irony}} BUT AT LEAST HE HAS THE COMMON SENSE TO NOT ACT LIKE A RAGING RETARD]], WHICH YOU'RE DOING 20 TIMES WORSE THAN HE IS![[labelnote:*]]Was this what passed in 2008? Dude, maybe the MSkull genocide of 2013 was onto something.[[/labelnote]]

--> AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM PUTTING MTN PRODUCTIONS, A LOW-FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC DIPSHIT [[YouMonster WHO INSULTED THE DEATH OF ONE OF MY IDOLS ON YOUTUBE]], HIGHER THAN YOU![[labelnote:*]]To think people said this era was "the good era of the CC".[[/labelnote]]

--> OH YES, I FUCKING WENT THERE! YOU ARE WORSE THAN FUCKING CHRIS![[labelnote:*]]Anyone else this sounds like an edgier angrier Illogical Reaper? Just me?[[/labelnote]]

--> FUCK YOU, TMOSSBOSS! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE, AND [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DON'T! EVER! FUCKING! COME BACK!]][[labelnote:*]]Bottom Text[[/labelnote]]

--> (Afterwards, cue Doodle's speech from above.)


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* WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions: The FreezeFrameBonus paragraph in the ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'' summary discussing the topic of thought-crime and the way the internet in general has abused the idea:
--> ''A note to the edgelords: "thoughtcrime" does not mean "attitudes you hold that will make people think you're an asshole." We already have a word for that - it's called "being an asshole", and nobody is going to drag you off to a secret government facility and torture you until your brain breaks just for being an asshole.''
--> ''However, they might call you an asshole or ask that you stop acting like an asshole. This is not the same thing as "thought-policing", which is a government-mandated system of suppression that does far more than simply make you feel like an asshole. People can and will judge you based on what you say or think, on account of being people with opinions: it is not "thought-policing" for them to voice their opinions on YOUR opinions.''
--> ''Please stop bastardizing the word just to make your whining feel more justified. Orwell would not sympathize.''


--> And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site is ''gross''. And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.

to:

--> [[HeWhoFightsMonsters And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site is ''gross''. ''gross''.]] And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.


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*** Special mention also goes to the video Doodle was covering in the first place:

--> '''[=TBONE2004=]:''' THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I'M DONE! STICK A 12-INCH FUCKING FORK UP MY ASS, I AM DONE!

--> BOTTOM LINE, TMOSSBOSS, YOU ARE A SAD, PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING, AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW SOMEONE LIKE YOU CAN EXIST HERE![[labelnote:*]]Gee, this doesn't sound like total toxicity.[[/labelnote]]

--> AND YOU WONDER WHY JUST A ROBOT IS MORE POPULAR THAN YOUR STUPID DUMBASS.[[labelnote:*]]Honestly, I thought we left shit like this crawl into a ditch and die in 2017.[[/labelnote]]

--> [[CallBack I SAID IT ONCE BEFORE TO NICK BAY, AND I'M SAYING IT TO YOU AS WELL]]: FUCK YOU, TMOSSBOSS! FUCK YOU![[labelnote:*]][[OldShame Hear that comparison to one of my old videos?]] [[SarcasmMode Good times...]] Sorry, that's a lie.[[/labelnote]]

--> FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A FUCKING [[VideoGame/PokemonXandY SYLVEON PLUSHIE]], YOU INEPT SHITHEAD![[labelnote:*]]I miss Nihilistic Snake.[[/labelnote]]

--> [[ItsAllAboutMe YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!]] [[SortingAlgorithmofEvil YOU ARE WORSE THAN MTN PRODUCTIONS, AND IT IS HARD AS HELL TO BE AS BAD AS SOMEONE LIKE CHRIS!]][[labelnote:*]]Remember when life was good? Me neither.[[/labelnote]]

--> BECAUSE CHRIS SHITS OUT THOUSANDS OF BAD VIDEOS AS WELL, [[{{Irony}} BUT AT LEAST HE HAS THE COMMON SENSE TO NOT ACT LIKE A RAGING RETARD]], WHICH YOU'RE DOING 20 TIMES WORSE THAN HE IS![[labelnote:*]]Was this what passed in 2008? Dude, maybe the MSkull genocide of 2013 was onto something.[[/labelnote]]

--> AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM PUTTING MTN PRODUCTIONS, A LOW-FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC DIPSHIT [[YouMonster WHO INSULTED THE DEATH OF ONE OF MY IDOLS ON YOUTUBE]], HIGHER THAN YOU![[labelnote:*]]To think people said this era was "the good era of the CC".[[/labelnote]]

--> OH YES, I FUCKING WENT THERE! YOU ARE WORSE THAN FUCKING CHRIS![[labelnote:*]]Anyone else this sounds like an edgier angrier Illogical Reaper? Just me?[[/labelnote]]

--> FUCK YOU, TMOSSBOSS! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE, AND [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DON'T! EVER! FUCKING! COME BACK!]][[labelnote:*]]Bottom Text[[/labelnote]]

--> (Afterwards, cue Doodle's speech from above.)


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** In Doodles' video on [=TBONE2004=], [[https://youtu.be/hvhWx8gSKLQ?t=2526 an unnecessarily-unhinged rant from the video's subject]] provokes this speech:
-->'''Doodletones:''' Wow. I am...without words. Well, that's not entirely true. This has gotta be the most maliciously destructive and hatefully-blinded final thoughts I think I've ever heard in my nearly four years of being a commentator. To think...people were ''okay'' with this!

--> Like, I'm not one for using the criticism of, "This is too mean-spirited" myself, I think that mentality is flawed beyond belief because you can still make points against a bad video while being a dick about it. And while yeah, being a tremendous cunt to your target gives your target less of a want to listen to you, because if you don't want to show respect, then there's no reason to assume that you ''want'' them to improve, I get all that. But that doesn't change the fact that we're still here to make points and those points can still be valid regardless of tone.

--> But that said, there gets to be a point where someone is so unequivocally biased, so blinded by their bigoted hatred for an individual, so dementedly out to destroy and tear another down, that it's genuinely saddening to see what state the individual is at that given point in time. There's certain topics an individual cannot be trusted to cover. Whether they have a long history of bias leaning one way or another on a stance, being unaware and too ignorant on what they're talking about to the point of absurdity in what they're saying, being blatantly ill-prepared to manage their own emotions throughout the video, or just so conservatively caught up within their own traditions to the point growth has stagnated way too early.

--> And if I need to spell it out, [=TBone=], you encompass ''all of that''. When an individual gets to a point where they're telling another user on this site to stop doing what they're doing on their own, to stop creating content and to stagnate their growth, that's when you know you have surpassed the point to being emotionally ''ugly''. A hideously hateful beast of a user that needs to take a step back and re-evaluate where they're going with their current goal. A user in this situation needs to truly think to themselves, "Is it worth it?". But alas, you continued, ignoring all logic, reason and constructivity, going purely off of instinct and emotion, to try to take every murderous shot you could at [=TMossBoss=] in an attempt to run him off the site.

--> And as far as someone who wants to call hypocrisy, as someone who wants to call Tyler a cyberbully, the lack of self-awareness to the fact that you're bordering on desperately trying to harass him off the site is ''gross''. And furthermore, it paints a bad light on what a commentator ''is'' to those who may stumble across this video from the outside.

--> Don't get me wrong - you're free to be a dick. But at least be a dick with a ''point''. At least try to argue the points of a video. At least show you ''give a shit'' if you're going to be this belligerent about it. Otherwise you're going to give no-one a reason to give a shit. Drop the attitude and ''focus''.

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** He delivers another one to Oscar in his ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'' video essay.
-->'''Schaffrillas:''' You wanna know why [[Disney/{{Hercules}} "Zero to Hero"]] is such a satisfying song other than [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic it freaking slaps?]] Because Hercules ''earned'' it. He ''earned'' his success and he ''continues'' to earn it through the course of the song. What is ''this'' montage supposed to make me feel? Happy? Content? I FEEL MANIPULATED! [[{{Jerkass}} THIS GUY'S AN]] ''[[{{Jerkass}} ASSHOLE!]]'' [[DesignatedHero I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM THE PROTAGONIST!]] THIS MOVIE SHOULD'VE BEEN ABOUT THE MARTIN SCORSESE FISH! HE'S THE ONLY ONE I FEEL SYMPATHY FOR IN THE END! HE'S TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS AND THIS ''SCHLEMIEL'' KEEPS ''LOUSING AWAY'' HIS MONEY AND BETTING IT ON '''HORSE RACES!''' '''''[[RageBreakingPoint GAAA-]]''''' (''cut to Hades blowing up a mountain'')

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