History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / FanWorksCrossovers

* ''Fanfic/MetalGearGreen''L Upon Aizawa trying to get up to teach when he should be spending the rest of his time in bed, Ocelot and Recovery Girl both give a scathing one to Aizawa, pointing out how his teaching methods did more harm than good.

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* In the ''Fanfic/MeanwhileBackOnEarth'' subfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Meanwhile_Back_On_Earth/works/46175275 The Queen & The Core: Revelation, Devastation and Confrontation]]'', Marcy Wu absolutely tears into [[Characters/AmphibiaTheCore the Core]], who is appearing to her separately as Aldrich and Darcy.

* In the ''Fanfic/MeanwhileBackOnEarth'' subfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Meanwhile_Back_On_Earth/works/46175275 The Queen & The Core: Revelation, Devastation and Confrontation]]'', [[Characters/AmphibiaMarcyWu Marcy Wu]] absolutely tears into [[Characters/AmphibiaTheCore the Core]], who is appearing to her separately as Aldrich and Darcy.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2681370/1/Alias-Mars Alias Mars]]''- a crossover between ''Series/{{Alias}}'' and ''Series/VeronicaMars'', with the crisis concluded, Jack Bristow visits Sheriff Don Lamb (whose negligence resulted in Sydney and Veronica being briefly held captive by Julian Sark) and informs him that he is going to resign as sheriff or have his negligence and corruption exposed, with Jack giving the following speech when asked why he's doing this:

--->'''Saitama:''' Eh? How does that Help.

[[spoiler:'''Sitri''']]: '''But you are. Observing humans but never helping them, content to watch as the cruelty of life goes on around you. That pale haired girl [Lysithea] you brought to the hovel. [[spoiler:[[ArmorPiercingResponse You could cure her ailment with ease]] and yet you have made no attempt to do so]]'''.\\

-->'''AJ:''' Ah’m surprised someone as smart as you, Lisa, actually fell for that kind of phony baloney. But ah’m also very upset with you, Lori, cause you’re the oldest. Y’all should know better than [[BigSisterBully ta treat your own family like that]]. Especially after tellin’ Lincoln that [[IronicEcho ‘this family supports each other’]]. It’s clear to all of us that ya don’t truly know how to be a true oldest sibling. Right Big Mac?

** After Rainbow Dash and Lynn's game, Rainbow Dash wins. Lynn blames Lincoln, who she insists is there; for her defeat. The Louds' parents agree with Lynn, surprising the Five. Rainbow, angry, gives one speech to Lynn; as the other four give one to the parents. They, along with Lynn, [[HeelRealization finally realize their mistakes.]]

---> A sickening crack could be heard.
---> Edward Elric fell with a broken nose. Kaneki panted as his left fist clenched tightly. He was already sick of it, “Don’t you dare call me that,” “Why not?! That’s the fact, right?” Ed barked despite his bleeding nose, “Tell us something. When did he bully you?” Chiba asked. Ed and Naruto were silent. No answer at all, “If you said that Kaneki-kun is an attention whore, it was you who are the real attention whore. Pardon me for my language, but after what you did to Kaneki-kun all these years, we can’t tolerate it any longer,” Chiba continued. Bertolt then approached the duo, “I remember when I first met you. You laughed at me because I am too tall. You called me derogatory names such as giraffe and walking stick. I was so depressed after what you have done to me back then. I only had Armin, Reiner, and Annie as my close friends. The class rep was the one who approached me and offered me a shoulder to lean by. I am forever indebted to him. Thanks to him, I regained my confidence. Now, look at you. You are very miserable,”

--> '''William:''' "Just tell me where [[spoiler: Ivy]] is."\\

'''Lynn:''' You can’t do this Lincoln! What if we need it again! (The two fight over until it is ripped in half) What have you done?!\\

-->'''Ned''': [[JerkassHasAPoint I.. have made mistakes.]] I have not been able to give all that Jon deserved. I did the best that I could though and it was better than most. That is not an excuse though. To do some but not all does not absolve me of my failings. I understand that, better than you can imagine. But you of all people can't act self-righteous. You are an arrogant, petty, narcissistic man that cares nothing for honor or valor. You are a merchant of death who makes his coin on the suffering of others. How many lives were ended by your swords? How many innocents were killed by your arrows? You hide in your castle and build gaudy swords and look down upon the rest of us for believing in something while ignoring your own faults and using jests to hide your blood-soaked hands. You hold nothing sacred and believe in nothing greater than yourself. Well, I'd rather believe in something than be you.

---> '''Kim:''' Okay, Sam! Why are you like this? Are you jealous of me and Danny?\\

---> '''Danny:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So... because you were jealous and too afraid to tell me how you feel... you thought of spying on her and risk exposing a secret she WANTED to keep from others?]]\\

'''Hein''':Someone that wanted answers? Justice? Revenge? Doesn't matter. But I believe that David Sarif, the man that did this, understood a simple truth: Those that crave power cannot hope to control it. They inevitably become consumed by a thirst for more. This is the great irony of the human -- no, the '''sentient''' condition. The only people you can trust with power... are those that do not want it. Those that never ask for it. Sarif saw that in Jensen, saw in him the perfect agent, one that could use the strength and abilities granted to him with both restraint and wisdom.\\

** Sunset Shimmer tries to start a rumor that [[spoiler: she is pregnant because Flash Sentry forced himself on her, when she in fact raped him]]. When she is confronted by Flash and Principal Celestia over her lie she threatens to go to the police with her fake information until Flash gives her a threat of his own that forces her to step down.

* In the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''[=/=]''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}'' fanfiction, ''Fanfic/SayItThrice'', Lydia delivers one to the Fenton parents on their treatment and views concerning ghosts. And while they can easily write off her more emotional arguments as being the result of misplaced sympathy, they pay closer attention when she points out just making assumptions rather than using the scientific method to determine whether ghosts could be considered people is [[SeriousBusiness bad scientific practices]].
-->'''Lydia''':I understand some of the ghosts are dangerous. Honestly, I do. And I know they sometimes have to be stopped from hurting someone. But that ''doesn't'' mean you should treat them like unfeeling object. You can't just hurt them, experiment on them, torture them, or ''destroy'' them simply because you want to see if you can. There are laws to keep people from doing that to ''animals''. Why do you think its right to do it to ghosts?

-->'''Maddie''': I know this upsets you for some reason. But you have to look at this more like a scientist. You can't let get emotional and start anthropomorphizing them. Look at them objectively.

-->'''Lydia''': You ''didn't''. You just assumed. Other scientists go around testing the intelligence and self-awareness of dolphins, chimps, and even ravens to find out how similar they are to people. They don't assume they couldn't have emotions and have critical thinking just because they live in the ocean, are covered in fur, or have wings. They study and test it in a ''humane'' method. But you ignore the possibility just because they're from somewhere else. They talk, think, and display clear emotions, but you ignore it. And then you base all your other experiments and theories and hypothesis off of that basic assumption. That means all your data could be flawed because you have an unproven and possibly incorrect assumption. That's not just cruel and heartless. That's ''bad science''. I can't help wondering how you determined that ghosts aren't dead people. Did you test that too or did you automatically ''assume'' it too?

** Ryuji delivers one towards Seryu in Odyssey:

-->'''Goetia''': '''So I had expected something worth this price I paid... yet I don't find a single aspect threatening about any of you... You thought you could challenge the Church with this!? That you could upheave Fodlan's central social pillar with this!? You would have required an army… But you couldn't even manage that could you? The best you could assemble was a pathetic band of swine herds and apple pickers, arm them with trinkets and throw them away like trash? This was your grand plan for revenge?... Pitiful. You've merely thrown them to their own graves.'''

-->[[spoiler:'''Sitri''']]: '''I was mistaken before. [[YouAreWhatYouHate You are Solomon in all but name]].'''\\

-->[[spoiler:'''Lemegeton''']]: '''''And still this was kept from me!? Because you believed what!? That you were somehow better than he [Goetia] was!? [[SmugSnake You]]!? You are little more than cave dwellers benefiting from the technology of those your betters a hundred times over! You somehow believed you could achieve anything with [[AllPowerfulBystander him]] wandering the land apparently aiding the locals!?'''''

** Chapter 28 has a very ''pissed'' Goetia delivers one to Lonato after he breaks his stance as a neutral observer in order to save the students, and before he [[CurbStompBattle starts decimating]] Lonato's army by [[OneManArmy himself]].

[[spoiler:'''Sitri''']]: '''But you are. Observing humans but never helping them, content to watch as the cruelty of life goes on around you. That pale haired girl [Lysithea] you brought to the hovel. [[spoiler: [[ArmorPiercingResponse You could cure her ailment with ease]] and yet you have made no attempt to do so]]'''.\\

** The climatic fight of the Cindered Shadows arc has resulted in [[spoiler:Lemegeton]] sensing the presence of [[spoiler:Sitri]], leading him to demands answers from Thales. That's when he learns that Thales and the others kept the existence of the 'librarian' [Goetia] from him because [[UnderestimatingBadassery they believe]] he poses no threats to their plans, even though he killed a Demonic Beast and subdue Lonato's army all by himself. Needless to say, [[spoiler:Lemegeton]] delivers ''both'' a [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown physical]] and verbal beatdown on Thales.

* In "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11573572/1/A-New-Angel-a-New-Fate A New Angel, a New Fate]]", after the Eighth Doctor (''Series/DoctorWho'') essentially becomes the new scientific advisor for the Colonial Fleet (''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003''), he delivers his own versions of these speeches to Gaius Baltar. While the Doctor is always civil when talking with Baltar, he makes it clear that he considers the man's belief in destiny a sign of Baltar being incapable of taking responsibility for his own decisions, that Baltar seeks to cause controversy just to keep himself in the news rather than because he wants to enact change, and that ultimately Baltar is an idiot who doesn't understand just how stupid he really is.

--->'''Loona''': "I’ve spent so much time organizing this date! Why are you acting like this? Do...do you not like me? Tell me the truth!"\\

--->“I get it. I must be sooooo terrible. Just because I’m not like the rest of them! Just because they have something I don’t. Fine, I’ll admit it! I’m sorry that I’m the way I am, if you want to hear it. I’m sorry I can’t feel bad about things like you can! The way you can, anyway, because feeling bad in general is not enough! But for all your talk of empathy, of understanding, of knowing when people are in pain, did any of you realize that there was something wrong with me?! That I was suffering?! That I was in pain?! [...] Do you know how many threads there are on the internet about raping sociopaths? Do you know how hard it is to find anything on NPD that isn’t about ‘catching us in the act’? I’m not a werewolf!”

-->Vinnie isn’t back yet. He was already close to failing, this might just push him over the edge. Summer school’s probably the best scenario, repeating the ninth is more realistic. I don’t know what I’ll do if he decides to drop out. Even that’s preferable to getting the police involved.\\

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2681370/1/Alias-Mars Alias Mars]]''- a crossover between ''Series/{{Alias}}'' and ''Series/VeronicaMars'', with the crisis concluded, Jack Bristow visits Sheriff Don Lamb (whose negligence resulted in Sydney and Veronica being briefly held captive by Julian Sark) and informs him that he is going to resign as sheriff or have his negligence and corruption exposed, with Jack giving the following speech when asked why he's doing this;

* In one fanfic series known as ''[[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/series/atlas-shrugged/the-cobra-commander-dialogues/ Atlas Shrugged: The Cobra Commander Dialogues]]'', [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra Commander]] ended up dealing with the world of ''Literature/AtlasShrugged''. To say he spends his time alternating between giving these speeches, facepalming, and stealing their gold and science is an understatement. However one speech in particular stands out when he encounters a Gulch dwelling scientist who has a cure for strokes he refuses to share with outsiders for being ''unworthy'' of it.

* Jimmy Neutron delivers one to Sherman Peabody in the [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11883625/13/Toy-Story-2 11th Chapter]]'' of ''[[http://bearquarter2008.deviantart.com/gallery/58140101/Bearquarter-s-Toy-Story-2 Bearquarter's Toy Story 2]] when Jimmy is angry about Sherman choosing immortal life at a museum than being loved by the 10-year old Trent Cooper.

'''Makoto''' ''(grabbing Adam by the shirt)'': No, shut the hell up, you bastard! You honestly think that just because of what you had to go through, you get a free fucking pass to butcher anyone that pisses you off? That ain't how the world works, buddy. You may have gone through the shitter, but so have dozens of hundreds of other Faunus all over the planet, and none of them are blood hungry jackasses like you are. You attacked Beacon, killed students and Huntsmen, both human and Faunus alike, you spout off a bunch of horse crap about wanting to make mankind suffer, and you still think you're fighting a just cause or some shit!? News flash, asshole! You're just a fucking sadistic monster! Maybe it isn't the world. Maybe, it's just ''you''.
* In ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm'', Thor, of all people, gives one to Snape in a way that reminds that he really is Loki's brother.

** Fury gives ones to Petunia Dursley in Chapter 4, after Thor has gotten his memories as James back, and he, Tony, and Fury have exposed the Dursley's abuse of Harry to all of Britain via the national papers.

--->'''Fury:''' Yeah, avenging the sister you didn't damn well deserve. Besides, I only need one eye to see you for what you are: a jealous little girl who turned into a bitter middle aged woman who married a man who puts the ass in jackass. You didn't grow up, Petunia. You just got older.

--->'''Natasha''': You have no concept of what the Soviet Union was really about. You would have been a child when it ended, and you saw the last years, the years of ''perestroika'', of ''glasnost.'' You did not see the famines and purges of the 30’s, the horror of the Great Patriotic War, and the many dark days between then and the end of the Soviet Union. I saw them. I fought in the War, against the Nazis. I fought against Germans, Japanese, Italians, Americans, Britons, Frenchmen, Spaniards, Chinese, South Vietnamese, South Koreans, Finns, Swedes, Norwegians, Greeks, Turks, even Russians and Ukrainians, and so many more. I fought against creatures of our world and this one, and ones that you could not even begin to imagine. I fought them all for the Motherland. I lived through the darkest of days, I did the most terrible things, things that even you, you mad, vicious little girl, could not even comprehend, all for the Motherland. But I came to realise that the Motherland only saw me as a weapon, as a tool. We are Black Widows, Agent Belova. We were not made to be like Captain America, to be paraded, honoured and admired, to be heroes. We were made to be used. And did you think that we were the only ones? Of course we were not. There have been others, before you, before even me, because we were always meant to be replaced.

---> "You're not going to win. Sorry, but you can't. It's not in your nature. You will always... beget... your own destruction, because destruction is all you can do. That is why, in the end, you will always lose."

--> '''Robin:''' "It never gets any better, does it?"
--> '''Sasuke:''' (angrily ignores Robin)
--> '''Robin:''' "People will tell you the pain goes away, that you'll find a new life, that someday you'll forget all this." (Sasuke intensifies the memory) "But it never does. Others will tell you that once you kill those responsible, then you'll feel complete, then you'll be able to live with yourself. But it doesn't get easier does it?"
--> '''Sasuke:''' "Do you ever stop talking?"
--> '''Robin:''' "Only if I have a reason to. Witty banter distracts the opponent, often causes him to underestimate his foe. "In this particular case, I can see that my talking annoys you, so I have all the reason in the world to continue talking."

---> '''Robin:''' "You know, it's not like you're the first person to try this trick. Scarecrow, Headmaster, Dr. Destiny… I've had more people then you'd believe dig up this scene and show it to me. And no offense, but compared to them? You stink at this."
---> '''Sasuke:''' "Be quiet!" (intensifies memory)
---> '''Robin:''' "I'll bet I can guess why, too. This sort of thing is too close to you. You understand it too well to go all the way. So. Let me guess. Your parents died when you were young, and now you've got a vengeance complex built up. I understand that, believe me. In your case, though, I'm guessing you've got some ego-centric issues—that you're somehow 'different' than anyone else because of this experience and that means you can just do whatever."
---> '''Sasuke:''' "You know nothing. You know nothing of the pain I have endured, you cannot conceive…"
---> '''Robin:''' "Tch. I know what it's like to lose your parents. I know what it is to lead a life in the shadows, trained by a man who barely knows how to live himself. I know what it is to sacrifice any chance at a normal life for the protection of others, which I get the feeling is something you DON'T know."
---> '''Sasuke:''' "Oh? And what about losing your entire clan? Do you know what that is like?"
---> '''Robin:''' "No." (shrugs) "Do you know what it's like to lose your entire planet? Your entire species? Neither do I, but I know plenty who have, and none of them are as big a loser as you are." (laughs). "So you've lost a lot. But have you ever sacrificed something? Or do you just think you deserve everything outright? Cause seriously? That's like a little baby whining for toys he can't have."

---> '''Aslan''': ...only one with no faults of their own is truly capable of cleansing another of their sins.

---> '''Celestia:''' That very thought proves ''you'' are not worthy of their power. You put too much infuses on the ''harmony'' part, while forgetting The Element's ''true'' [[ThePowerOfFriendship power.]]

---> '''Saitama:''' So what do you do?
---> '''Xlestia:''' What do I ''do''?
---> '''Saitama:''' You know. To save people.
---> '''Xlestia:''' (arches her eyebrow.) I turn them into ponies.
---> '''Saitama:''' Eh? How does that Help.
---> '''Xlestia:''' It means they can forget their old life, and start a new one, a better one, in the magical land of Equestria. ''(places a hoof on her chest and closed her eyes. Looking utterly sincere.)''
---> '''Saitama:''' But... doesn't that make a ''terrible'' hero?
---> '''Xlestia:''' ''(Xlestia's mane burst into flames, before she regains her composure and puts on a forced smile)'' Why do you think that?
---> '''Saitama:''' Being a hero means dealing with the problems at hand. But deleting their save file and forcing them to play again from the start? That's giving up on saving them before you've even started!
---> '''Xlestia:''' ''(loses her composure and bursting in flames)'' You ''dare''-
---> '''Saitama:''' [[PunchClockHero I only do this as a hobby.]] But even I know better than that. You sure you're ready for the big time?

-->'''Michio''': I think you're the one who's lying. Not to Ran, but to yourself. You're the one who refuses to let her accept the truth. Deep down, you knew that if she founds out who you truly are, your life will have to go back to the way it was before. Your days of protecting her secretly are at an end, Shinichi, so as your attempts to hide. All your dreams have been shattered, haven't they? Life is like that, detective. Sooner or later, the people who are close to you have the right to find out this secret of yours. Whenever you tried to make someone forget about it, it's gonna smack you down. On the bright side, at least you and I won't have to see each other ever again.

-->'''Lisa:''' Well to be fair, Lincoln kinda brought some of it on himsel-

-->'''Luna:''' Look dudes. We realize now that the way we treated our bro was wrong.

--->'''Rainbow:''' Well it didn’t work today.

--->'''Rainbow:''' Listen Lynn. You obviously think very highly of yourself, trust me I know. But you also think everyone else is beneath you, so you let your ego get the best of you. You’re just blaming other people for your own mistakes, hurting those close to you, and you don’t even care.

--> '''Dirt Nap''': "Isn't that the eternal question? Why? Why does anything happen, really? Why am I doing all this, you ask? Well, why did ponies always treat me like a monster? Why did ponies mistreat me? Why was I given... Why was I given ''this?!'' All because I have a talent nopony else has the stomach for, I am treated differently. I am treated as less. Tell me, ''Celestia's prized student'', why your precious friendship was never mine to have!"
--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Because you were never a good pony."
--> '''Dirt Nap''': "What?!"
--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': "You never stopped to say hello, you never went out of your way to help anypony. You never acted friendly towards anypony. You did your job, but you never helped yourself, and you never helped anypony else in any way. That's why you don't have friends, Dirt Nap."

--->'''Amanda''': Even though Miyuki Hishizora has faults, they have their nice parts. While you... your faults make you one of the worst people I know. You blame everyone but yourself, you expect everyone to bend their tails backwards for you, and if you don't get your way, you throw a tantrum while threatening people with lawsuits. Well, Erin-sempai, SG, myself and a few other are princesses; yet we don't threaten others with execution just because we didn't get into a contest! (''...'') And you're supposed to be a CIT -- which is a good example for young people -- yet I don't see anything good about your way! In fact, if I had to choose between you and Heather to babysit my sisters, I would pick Heather; because she has some good in her, as she was able to get herself a boyfriend, while you drive yours away! You're not a TV star that would be remembered in a good way; heck, even Mal will be more loved then you were! You're nothing but a spoiled brat who will just be alone in her life if you don't fix your attitude! (''...'') And one last thing. What I said is merciful compared to what [[Franchise/{{Blazblue}} Ragna]] would had done if he had heard you insult Miyuki like that.

'''Jessica:''' "That's right. That technically didn't happen yet. You didn't get the chance to let John and the entire green lantern corp die just so you could go off and act as if you're that chick from the terminator movies."\\

'''Jessica:''' "Your husband, your little super himbo, let's just say his invasion of Apokolips fucks the whole planet over - and then flash forward too years and you're leading some resistance against Darkseid, letting him come to Oa and massacre absolutely everyone there while all I could do was watch; I watched as John Stewart was roasted alive with magma from this very fucking planet. Burned until he was just a fucking skeleton. All because you left us for dead. If Mephiles hadn't shown me these things, if he hadn't been there for me, I would have been next; because of you. For two years, you could have done something. You had so much time to do anything against him. Instead, you waited until the very least moment. You waited until he was going to kill Oa before doing anything. You threw all of our lives away as if we meant nothing to you."\\

'''Jessica:''' "Sorry…You're sorry.You don't know what it means to be sorry! You have no idea athe anger, the rage! The feelings of pure unfiltered, unadulterated, despire, hopelessness, losses and depression I felt seeing my friends! My teammates! Mentors! All of them die! Slaughtered! Murdered, Killed, destroyed!"\\

'''Jessica:''' "Good, because he was one of the people you sent to his doom; You used him as a distraction for things that were half Doomsdsay, you fucking puta! You sent that boy to his death as if you didn't give a single shit about him, and yet both you and your precious husband act as if he's the little brother he never had! You could have easily brought him with you to Apokolips, he had the powers that your fucking husband lost! Would've been mighty useful, wouldn't he? But instead, you looked at him and said 'you'd make a better distraction'. May as well have told the kid that you flat out wanted him to fucking die! If that's what the future you did so easily, makes me wonder how little the present you actually cares about him. Tell me Lois, did you and Clark dump him off with the Kents because you viewed him more as a brother, or was it because you're the type who prefers blood children?"

-->(''Izaya chuckled darkly, and then [[EvilLaugh laughed maniacally,]] an act which not only infuriated Shizuo, but also made him scared.'')

---> Yumi came home exhausted. She got an extra three hours lecture from Hatake-keibu after the incident. She took out her phone and contacted Miwako, “Miwako, I need your help…” ''“Save it, Yumi. Your behavior at the office was totally embarrassing. I’d never expected to see my best friend would turn out to be like this, an unashamed gossip mill. To be honest, I thought you would act mature when you broke up with your boyfriend, but it turned out, no. You didn’t even consider your boyfriend’s feelings if the rumor about his brother leaked to everyone,”'' Miwako scowled. Yumi gaped and stuttered, “W-what? They are brothers? How did you know?” ''“Hatake-keibu told me after he lectured you guys. Shuichi-san’s parents are Chief Aldrea’s long-time friends,”'' said Miwako from her end. Yumi went pale at the revelation. She realized that she had messed things up. ''“Takagi-kun did the right thing. He saved your boyfriend’s older brother’s reputation from being utterly destroyed by you. More than that, he saved the whole MPD and PSB’s reputation from being tarnished. He also respects Furuya-san and Hiro-san because they were Date-san’s classmates back then at the academy. You should be ashamed of yourself, Yumi. You are the worst friend I’ve ever had in my life. From now on, I’m no longer your friend, unless you fully realized your mistake and set the things right with your ex and his family, got it?”'' “W-wait, Miwako…” but it was too late. Miwako already ended the call. Yumi curled up in regret and cried herself to sleep.

---> '''Shukichi''': ''(hoarsely)'' What are you doing here?
---> '''Yumi''': I’m... I’m really sorry...
---> '''Shukichi''': ''(laughs bitterly)'' Oh, sorry, you said? You nearly ruined nii-san’s life! Do you have any idea about how dangerous it could get?!
** Takagi gave one to Kijima regarding his view about dying as a despised creature.
---> '''Takagi''': How it feels like? How it feels like, you said? People like you make us suffer! You heartless people really take joy in persecuting innocent people who you considered as trash only because they’re not humans! I really hate people like that. Your narrow-minded mindset is what makes you the worst trash ever existed. Is it wrong to just want to live?
** Takagi also gave one to Alloran regarding his arrogance. This earned praises from everyone.
---> '''Takagi''': How pitiful...
---> ''(Everyone was surprised when they heard it from Takagi, of all people.)''
---> '''Date''': ''(astonished)'' Takagi?
---> '''Takagi''': How pitiful. You are so insecure that you always praise yourself and you always say that nobody in this world is greater than you. Your atrocity towards Toby-chan is the proof. You can’t accept the fact that Chief Aldrea is more successful than you. You can’t accept the fact that Dak-san is very intelligent. You took out your resentment on Toby-chan by trying to destroy her dream. You humiliated Mertil-san and mocked him for being a ''vecol''. You called the people who asked for your help as freaks. You are so narrow-minded, thinking that the world only revolves around you. You are hated by everyone, even by your own daughter. No wonder nobody likes you. You are the worst. Well, I guess you are the only one who can match Kuroda for that. Just remember this, Alloran-Semitur-Corrass. Your days are numbered. Mark my words.
---> ''(Alloran's face turned dark in anger)''
---> ''(Everyone fell into silence at Takagi's words)''
---> '''Alloran''': <Fine then, one day you will crawl to me and beg for forgiveness. I’ll make sure of that,>
---> '''Takagi''': Just go ahead and give it a try, Alloran-san. I know you won’t.
---> ''(Alloran stomped away in annoyance)''
---> '''Jinpei''': ''(laughs)'' No one cries like Alloran! No one bullies like Alloran! No one falls like Alloran! No one’s vain is like Alloran! No one throws tantrum like Alloran! Nice one, Takagi-keibu!

-->''"I'm'' a liar, Madame?[...]And what about ''you'', Madame? Have ''you'' been honest with your associates? I mean, you took Jasmine under your wing without much deliberation, didn't you? You've trained her, brought her into your trust and made her think you as a friend, a ''mentor''...Does she know what waits at the end of the line? You've made cattle of her, Athena. You've fattened her up for slaughter and you're not even sorry about it. The difference between you and me is that I ''admit'' I'm a sociopathic liar. Do you?"

* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Prince Blueblood]] delivers an outright ''scathing'' CharacterFilibuster of a speech towards both Corneilius Fudge and Dolores Umbridge for the Ministry of Magic's Laissez-Faire approach towards the Muggle World and towards inter-department management in ''Fanfic/IfWishesWerePonies'', when the pair of them went to confront Prime Minister John Major about the "Atlanteans" and how they should be turned over to the Ministry of Magic due to apparently being within their jurisdiction as Magical Creatures, despite the fact they are actually [[FirstContact an alien species from another world or dimension altogether]], and have actually obeyed the [=ICWs=] Statute of Secrecy while operating on Earth, and citing the Ministries ''own'' rules and regulations right back at them to showcase that the Equestrians haven't broken any of their laws. [[spoiler:[[ShutUpKirk Umbridge afterwards tries to shoot down the argument]] [[InsaneTrollLogic by reiterating that they are Magical Creatures conversing with a Muggle]] and tries to have him and the Ponies brought into Ministry control... [[WorfEffect only for the trap rug the Equestrians gave to John Major earlier to activate to immobilize her, Fudge, and the Aurors present]], along with holding them at both Gun-Point ''and'' Wand-Point[[note]][[MistreatmentInducedBetrayal By Muggleborn Witches and Wizards who couldn't find substantial work in the Wizarding World and ended up joining the British Military, and recently became iliaisons for Equestria]][[/note]]. John Major summed it up best afterwards: "That was monumentally stupid."]]

-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Abandon my team? Have you been flying too high? Element of Loyalty here! As if I would ever... oh, heh heh, good one. This is one of those 'secret test of character things' isn't it? I mean, there's no way Spitfire, leader of the Wonderbolts, epitome of everything a pegasus aspires to be would make such an offer for real. You'd be abandoning one of your own team-mates like a used cloud and wrecking the chances of another team just to marginally improve the chances of what's already a pretty sure thing.\\

* In the 8th chapter of the Multi-Crosover, Infinite War, Luan Loud delivers one to Lynn Loud about her personality and the events of "No Such Luck"

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11576387/1/The-Katarn-Side The Katarn Side]]'', Kyle Katarn bluntly refuses to let Harry go to Hogwarts at eleven years old, knowing a Jedi Padawan is at their most vulnerable when experiencing puberty. Dumbledore tries to insist for Harry's attendance, claiming Harry is a savior and his absence could mean Voldemort's return. Katarn is not impressed.

-->'''Hadrian:''' I know you do good work for Habitat for Humanity but it takes more than grand gestures every now and again to be a good person. I learned a long time ago that you can fight for the light and still be a horrible person. You're possessive, petty and manipulative, you blackmail everyone around you with the threat of horrible behaviour or Gibbs' wrath if they upset you and you enjoy watching other people be punished for your actions. You act like a spoilt teenager who's never had to be responsible for the consequences of their actions. You expect your friends to be interested in what you are but never take the time to get to know or share their interests. You're totally self-centred and narcissistic Abby Scuito and if you don't get help then you'll end up with everybody you call friends realising that you don't care about them and leaving you all alone.

--> '''Lincoln''': You three talk of saving people and that God would never resist a soul in need. Then where were you for me, huh?! I was kidnapped and nearly became a sacrifice for a psycho teacher! No cherub was there to save me, but [I.M.P.] did! No one in Heaven thought to stop a woman named Ms. Mayberry from killing her cheating husband, or herself, or stop a family of killers, or save people from a giant fish monster! As long as they bring something to God's table, they're good enough for Heaven, is that it?! Well you know what?! I think I'll take my chances with Hell!

'''Hein''': I know... ''exactly'', what you mean. Zorah. But you don't need to worry about that with him: according to my research, Jensen's extensive augmentations were not of his choosing. It's all here, but let me sum it up for you: bad shit happened, he was torn up, and his boss decided to cram every piece of cutting edge technology at his disposal to turn him into his own personal attack dog.\\

'''Marcy''': I ''know'' you're not. You can fool yourselves and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know what you are. You’re no god. You’re not even a real computer. You’re just a bunch of 20th level escapists, the biggest [[DirtyCoward cowards]] in the multiverse.\\

** When Teru confronts {{Manga/Saki}} after [[spoiler:Saki's tank stalled in the river]], she gives Saki a brutal one that reveals the cause of the rift between them..

'''EMIYA:''' Silence, girl! How can she expect to find the power and determination to change the world if the only thing she has that drives her is the fact that she wishes to become some sort of fairy tale! Look around! Life isn't some sort of fantasy! People died today because you and your comrades couldn't protect them! What are you going to do about that? Get irate and punch your way out of it like you tried to punch me? ''(punches Yang in the stomach, driving her to one knee)'' Even you, your goals are just as MEANINGLESS! You're training to become a huntress, girl, not just some monster hunter seeking a cheep thrill! Don't be a fool unless you want to die a fool's death! This isn't some kind of sport, where the winner's the one who brings home the most kills! This is a war! A war against the scourge known as Grimm by humanity itself! If you treat it as if it's a game to partake in for your own entertainment, then people will die. You endanger not only yourself with your foolishness, but also your sister, your friends, your teammates, and all the people you are meant to protect.\\

'''Timothy:''' Yeah, (Nick jingle) you! You're the worst parent possible! First that god(Nick jingle) mother(Nick jingle)ing parenting book by [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents the Turners]], now you can't parent at all on your own! And you know what? I've had diarrhea after ever god(Nick jingle) meal you've prepared me! That is, WHEN YOU DO PREPARE A MEAL. I'm (Nick jingle)ing through, I'm running away to join the (Nick jingle) circus or some (Nick jingle). (Nick jingle) you, Dad.
** In "Nobody Cares About the Bears", MM gives one to RM for his FanHater charged remarks towards Ash.

-->'''Steve''': "Sounds like you were drafted. ... I was one of the volunteers, Miss Summers. But in all my time with the other [=GIs=] in the Army, Navy and Marines, the only difference between us and the draftees is that it gave them just one more thing to grouse about. Otherwise, we went through the same misery of basic, got sent overseas, did the job we were called on to finish, and mourned those who didn’t come home with us. Thank you for telling me about yourself, ma’am. Good luck to you and the other Slayers."
* In the 21st episode of ''Fanfic/TheSilverscaleArena'', Loona has a flashback to a date she made for her and Vortex after he and Mayberry took a break in their relationship. When Vortex realizes that this date is really about, he uses it to verbally tear apart everything about her character. Said speech takes [[ShoutOut massive inspiration]] [[https://twitter.com/Tau_Enclaves/status/1497350232497135617 from this fanart]], which in turn was inspired by [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire's]] infamous TheReasonYouSuckSpeech [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy to Brian]].

'''Vortex''': "Alright. The truth...the truth is that you're probably one of the worst people I've met thus far. You treat your adoptive dad like total shit, even after [[UngratefulBastard he saved you from living alone and hungry on the street]]. That's how you repay him? By spitting in the face of his kindness just because he's a little crazy? You don't even have to pay rent thanks to him! He practically handed you that secretary job on a silver platter! And to add insult to injury, you're just as bad, if not worse, to your coworkers. That little southern imp that was crying up a storm? You told her to '[[LackOfEmpathy get over it]]'.I had to console her and, you know what? It didn't cause my head to fall off my own shoulders because I understand this little thing called empathy. The fact I have to point out common decency like that is easy to do? I don't have any words. Oh, but I have a few more. And you're SUCH a goddamn SPONGE. You're too much of a lazy phoneaholic bitch to do your job, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack! Yet, you claim you're SO oppressed for doing the bare fucking minimum! But what REALLY gets to me is that you act like you're so much better than everyone else, which apparently gives you the right to talk down to anybody who makes eye-contact, when, in reality, you're nothing but a shallow BIMBO wearing goth makeup! Yes, I hang out with superficial sex maniacs, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt but at least they're honest about it]]! Name ONE reason you like me other than my muscles! I dare you! That's literally all you point out about me! Even though I already have a girlfriend! One that you're actively TRYING to make break up with me! We're making progress and then YOU show up! GOD, you're fucking low! Oh, but anytime people try to bring up how AWFUL you are, they cherry-pick all those times you didn't act like a piece of shit, even though I can count all those times on one hand! Maybe there's something I’m missing, but I don't care if you went through whatever tragic backstory [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall some of your simps make up on the fly]]. It doesn't give you the right to be a bitch to those who TRIED to reach out to you! Speaking of simps, yeah. They don't care about you! They're just blinded by your body like you were with me! Me and my pals? We see you for whom you are! A [[SpoiledBrat spoiled BRAT]]!"\\

--> '''Dr. Eggman''': Stop. Just stop right there, Celestia. You've embarrassed yourself enough. I let you speak because I was willing to give you a chance to prove me wrong about your relationship with Twilight, but you've done nothing but disappoint me! You haven't told me anything I don't already know, and you clearly can't take a bone when it's thrown at you! [...] [W]hy do you hardly ever see her on your own time anymore? Why does your faith in her seem to be off and on? Why can't you just be open with her? Because you image is more important than anything you care about?! If you do care about her, Celestia, you have a funny way of showing it! [...] [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E2TheCrystalEmpirePart2 Did she tell you her worst fear was you turning her away forever?]] I don’t know what you did to her, Celestia, but the fact that that’s her greatest fear means you two don’t have the kind of relationship you think you do! Maybe you should have taken how she feels more into consideration, hmm? [...] You still think that, despite everything, you and Twilight share something special? [[IronicEcho I believe you had some good words of wisdom for this kind of situation]]. How did they go again? Oh yes, I remember; ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 You have a lot to think about.]]''

--> '''Dr. Eggman''': Oh, shut up! Don’t embarrass yourself the way Celestia did! Hang on to whatever dignity you have, you pathetic excuse for an intelligent being! You gave Twilight some minor comfort, yes, but it’s meaningless when you consider that, whenever one of you does something, she’s often there to comfort you and you can’t return the favor! [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Like the friendship report incident.]] When all was said and done, it was out of sight, out of mind. [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E20ItsAboutTime Just like with the whole time travel loop.]] After all, [[IronicEcho it’s Past Twilight’s problem]], isn’t it, Pinkie Pie? [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 And of course,]] [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E26ACanterlotWeddingPart2 her brother’s wedding.]] You think you can ignore what your decision to not trust Twilight could have led to after it was over and the problem and everything associated with it will go away, just like that? Well, [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure get a load of]] '''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure this]]''', ponies; ''it doesn’t work that way!''

---> '''Shadow''': (''turns back to Shining'') Let me give you one piece of advice. There’s nothing wrong with loving someone, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 but it doesn’t give you an excuse to not pay attention to everything else; especially others that are important to you]]. Forgetting what’s really important blinds you and makes you prone to anger. I think you’ll find that the things we say that we end up regretting the most are the things we say in our anger... [[PartingWordsRegret because they’re often the last things we ever say to someone]]. As for you... (''turns to Sonic, Tails, Twilight and Spike, and his red Chaos Aura fades away as he leaves with Team Dark'') [[PetTheDog I understand what you tried to do]]. And while it’s not necessary, I do appreciate your understanding and concern.
* Kirche gives a massive rant about how much she hates Louise and how pathetic she finds the girl in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11175004/13/Star-Wars-Episode-I-The-Familiar-of-Zero Star Wars Episode I: The Familiar of Zero]]''. Louise got mocked by some students and withdrew into herself and cried about how hard her life is instead of seeking to improve herself. Kirche trained and studied endlessly to maintain a scholarship to attend the academy. When Louise proved to be an inept mage, her parents sent her to the best magical academy on the continent to improve. Kirche's father beat her with a red hot iron for refusing a political marriage to an old man then shoved her face into hot coals to keep her from bleeding onto the carpet. Louise has numerous friends among the commoners, a loving family, and the answer to her prayers fell out of the sky and offered to teach her. Kirche's family will kill her if she ever returns and her sole friend is Tabitha who can't be what Kirche needs for her own reasons but tries her best anyway.

** Rika gives another speech in the sequel, ''Super Sentai vs. Power Rangers II''. This time, it's directed to Sean Akizuki himself after ''Power Rangers Sword Dynasty'' displays an attempt of multicultural unity that falls flat.

'''Skull''': You heard me! You think you're the keeper of the peace… you think you know what's right. I get that! But you have allowed this to get into your head and caused you to go off the rails, leaving you to do whatever the hell you want! From what I'm heard from this pink haired girl-\\

'''Skull:''' You murdered one of her friends who belonged to this Night Raid… and you shot her in the back with that damn gun in your mouth?! That's not justice… THAT'S STRAIGHT UP COWARDICE! Only the Phantom Thieves of Heart can bring people to justice! We steal people's hearts to turn their life around… but you… there's no saving you. There's no way in HELL that you'll turn your life around even if we steal your heart! Just looking at you… you look like one of those bitches who will shoot at anyone after one of your comrades defeats them in battle… all for what… justice?! Well, guess what, bitch! You want justice? THEN WE'LL FUCKING GIVE IT TO YOU, YOU BITCH!\\

'''Stan:''' It’s almost always a case of the son or daughter turning against the father. Turning against your dad seems common, almost a cliche;. Your mother? Almost unheard of. The first case I mentioned, the one with Zeus… Rhea was one of the few Titans who was spared, because she helped her son. Zeus and the other Olympians owed her their lives. Think about it, Iris! Why are stories about dark, sadistic villains who turn against their mothers so rare and stories about ones who threaten a ''crueler'' fate against people who insult their mothers so common? The rare times you come across someone who does commit matricide, he’s thought of as the lowest of low, despised and reviled, even among other evils of the world. Why is this? I’ll tell you why. Human nature. People can’t help but be close to their mothers, you know. It’s easy to see why… It’s hard to make yourself hate the woman who carried you for nine months, fed you when you were a small child, held you close when you woke up from nightmares, and took care of you when you were sick with a cold. Freud said a lot of bizarre things, but he had the right idea when he said that a child is drawn to his mother in a bond that can’t be severed…. But you… To think that ''you're'' so rotten than you severed the bond completely with ''all six'' of them, so much that they conspired to ''kill'' you? Not a single one of them was loyal? ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Chuckles a little.)]]'' You know, I once read somewhere that even Genghis Khan was pretty close to his mom… She was his advisor occasionally, and she raised children who were orphaned by his raids. ''{{Beat}}'' Oh, did I hit a nerve? [[note]]This is not the second time the Queen has been compared to UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan, where Khan was better; a previous chapter stated that he was always the world's best conqueror, she being second.[[/note]]

-->'''Zapana:''' "You, on the other hand, are as follows: #1, an unrepentant mass murderer and galactic conqueror who's never shown the slightest remorse for the skulls you've crushed beneath your feet; #2, guilty of almost every crime in existence, and proud of it; #3, you're so much of a nymphomaniac that you'd gladly violate any parole just to fulfill your worst desires one more time; and #4, you willingly joined a group that are antagonists for antagonism's sake just because you thought it would give you a shot at getting on Callista's good side. You're trying to put [[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Ali Al-Saachez]] on the same level as [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Heero Yuy,]] for the lack of a better comparison. (eyes darken in a DeathGlare) Simply put: if you were an actual sheep right now and not a humanoid with assorted sheep characteristics, I'd reduce you to a 'Futurama' head-in-a-jar, turn the rest of you into a roasted double-decker mutton sandwich [[HoldTheUnsolicitedIngredient (hold the relish),]] flavor it with the hottest sauces I can find, and eat it slowly over the course of thirty-five minutes [[AndShowItToYou while sitting in front of you.]] Then I'd re-humanize your head and stick your jar in some morally-deficient medic's refrigerator just for the inevitable 'Team Fortress 2' reference. And you know what the best part is? '''''No one in the multiverse would care."'''''\\

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* In the 21st episode of ''Fanfic/TheSilverscaleArena'', Loona has a flashback a date she made for her and Vortex after Vortex and Mayberry took a break in their relationship. When Vortex realizes that this date is really about, he uses it to verbally tear apart everything about her character. Said speech takes [[ShoutOut massive inspiration]] [[https://twitter.com/Tau_Enclaves/status/1497350232497135617 from this fanart]], which in turn was inspired by [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Quagmire's]] infamous TheReasonYouSuckSpeech [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy to Brian]].

---> '''Shadow''': (''growling'') [[RageBreakingPoint Ignorance...]] [...] if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it would be ignorance. (''turns and slowly walks towards Shining'') Ignorance that causes people to simply assume what they know is fact. Ignorance that prevents people from opening their eyes and considering just for a moment that not everything is as simple as it seems. (''[[BurningWithAnger begins glowing red with Chaos Energy]]'') And you ''reek'' of it.
---> '''Shining Armor''': (''backs up nervously as Shadow approaches'') What are you talking about?
---> '''Shadow''': You think a lot of things are simple, don’t you? What reason do you have to think otherwise? I’m sure you hold a high position and you have a good relationship with your sister. You both probably had a nice upbringing. [[DarkAndTroubledPast Not all of us are lucky enough to get that, you know]]. [...] I didn’t have ‘parents’, per se. [[ArtificialHuman I had creators]]. One wanted to find a way to save the life of someone precious and for me to be a savior. [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog The other wanted me to deliver what he wanted to him and for me to be a destroyer]]. I was introduced to [[DelicateAndSickly the one who the former wanted to save]]; she did more for me than you could imagine, and she didn’t properly know all the things you take for granted. She didn’t know what it was like to have the wind blow past her, to see the blue sky above her... [[MundaneLuxury to just live]]. And she never got a chance to, due to ''their'' ignorance. [[BigBrotherInstinct I tried to save her when they wanted to silence everyone who knew about me. No matter what happened, her safety was more important to me than anything]]. And yet...
---> (''the frightened Shining bumps backward onto the edge of a nearby fountain, before [[NeckLift Shadow roughly seizes him by the neck]]'')
---> '''Shadow''': (''[[DeathGlare furiously looking him in the eyes]]'') Do you know what it feels like to be ready to give your life for someone if it means saving them, [[HeroicSacrifice only for them to do it for you?]] (''yanks his head closer'') Do you know how it feels to see someone who means more to you than anything lying there in front of you, hurt... [[ForcedToWatch AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING BUT WATCH THEM DIE?!]]

---> '''Shadow''': (''turns back to them'') Let me give you one piece of advice. There’s nothing wrong with loving someone, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 but it doesn’t give you an excuse to not pay attention to everything else; especially others that are important to you]]. Forgetting what’s really important blinds you and makes you prone to anger. (''glances at Shining'') I think you’ll find that the things we say that we end up regretting the most are the things we say in our anger... [[PartingWordsRegret because they’re often the last things we ever say to someone]]. As for you... (''turns to Sonic, Tails, Twilight and Spike, and his red Chaos Aura fades away as he begins to leave with Team Dark'') [[PetTheDog I understand what you tried to do]]. And while it’s not necessary, I do appreciate your understanding and concern.