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* [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-2732-kristen-bell/ This article]] about Creator/KristenBell. The description of a hypothetical marriage with her is unexpectedly touching.


* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24316_6-extremely-tragic-places-rebranded-as-tourist-traps.html 6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps]] has it's top two examples of humanity at it's worst. #2 has tourists at the slums, leading to a picture of two tourists taking a photo of a poor kid like an animal in the zoo. #1 has people taking pictures at '''recent''' disaster zones, where human decency is apparently non-existent.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24316_6-extremely-tragic-places-rebranded-as-tourist-traps.html 6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps]] has it's its top two examples of humanity at it's its worst. #2 has tourists at the slums, leading to a picture of two tourists taking a photo of a poor kid like an animal in the zoo. #1 has people taking pictures at '''recent''' disaster zones, where human decency is apparently non-existent.


* [[http://web.archive.org/web/20180825094532/http://www.cracked.com/blog/creepiest-where-are-they-now-ever-power-rangers-curse/ Creepiest 'Where Are They Now' Ever: The Power Rangers Curse]] Is basically just a list of all the actors from the Series/PowerRangers franchise who have died (or in the case of two actors, committed murder). Luis Prada ends it with this depressing bit of text:

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* [[http://web.archive.org/web/20180825094532/http://www.cracked.com/blog/creepiest-where-are-they-now-ever-power-rangers-curse/ Creepiest 'Where Are They Now' Ever: The Power Rangers Curse]] Is basically just a list of all the actors from the Series/PowerRangers ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' franchise who have died (or in the case of two actors, committed murder). Luis Prada ends it with this depressing bit of text:

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* [[https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2022-6-awful-things-i-learned-surviving-genocide.html?utm_campaign=cracked_referral_related&utm_source=website&utm_medium=article&utm_partner=cracked Your Neighbors Try To Murder You: 6 Realities In A Genocide]], is as bleak as it sounds. A Bosnian Muslim witnessed his fellow Yugoslavs turn on him and kill his family in a matter of weeks. Even sadder what that the genocide ''succeeded'' as the survivor and his fellow Bosnians never rebuilt their community, which became majority Serb.
--> '''Subdin''': "They lost this kind of feeling which we all have of being at home. This kind of feeling is the same for everybody -- to be at home, to be happy, to have a family. And this is the most expensive thing in the world. This is happiness."



* The poignant last line of [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19766_6-nobodies-who-turned-into-superheroes-without-warning_p2.html 6 Nobodies Who Turned Into Superheroes Without Warning]], especially [[HeroicSacrifice because of the man in question.]]

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* The poignant last line of [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19766_6-nobodies-who-turned-into-superheroes-without-warning_p2.com/article_19766_6-nobodies-who-turned-into-superheroes-without-warning.html 6 Nobodies Who Turned Into Superheroes Without Warning]], especially [[HeroicSacrifice because of the man in question.]]



* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19148_6-bizarrely-creepy-moments-from-mario-universe_p2.html This]] is NightmareFuel for Mario players in itself, but a commentor provides a sad reason why Peach does not remember mothering Bowser's children:

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19148_6-bizarrely-creepy-moments-from-mario-universe_p2.com/article_19148_6-bizarrely-creepy-moments-from-mario-universe.html This]] 6 Bizarrely Creepy Moments from the Mario Universe]] is NightmareFuel for Mario players in itself, but a commentor provides a sad reason why Peach does not remember mothering Bowser's children:



--> ''NOTE: We don't have a policy of putting trigger warnings on articles, but if there exists anywhere on Earth an article that needs such a warning, here it fucking is. In fact, if this doesn't disturb you, there is a good chance you are a crazy person.''



* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/creepiest-where-are-they-now-ever-power-rangers-curse/ Creepiest 'Where Are They Now' Ever: The Power Rangers Curse]] Is basically just a list of all the actors from the Series/PowerRangers franchise who have died (or in the case of two actors, committed murder). Luis Prada ends it with this depressing bit of text:

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* [[http://www.[[http://web.archive.org/web/20180825094532/http://www.cracked.com/blog/creepiest-where-are-they-now-ever-power-rangers-curse/ Creepiest 'Where Are They Now' Ever: The Power Rangers Curse]] Is basically just a list of all the actors from the Series/PowerRangers franchise who have died (or in the case of two actors, committed murder). Luis Prada ends it with this depressing bit of text:



* #1 in [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1994_how-you-picture-history-vs-reality-side-by-side_p5/ How You Picture History Vs Reality, Side By Side]] is just bleak.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1964-6-horrific-realities-when-your-skin-falls-off-no-reason.html/ 6 Horrific Realities When Your Skin Falls Off For No Reason]]. Just read through that. And remember to keep some tissues handy.

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* #1 in [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1994_how-you-picture-history-vs-reality-side-by-side_p5/ How You Picture History Vs Reality, com/photoplasty_1994_how-you-picture-history-vs-reality-side-by-side/ 26 Side By Side]] Side Comparisons That Fix Your Image Of History]] is just bleak.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1964-6-horrific-realities-when-your-skin-falls-off-no-reason.html/ html 6 Horrific Realities When Your Skin Falls Off For No Reason]]. Just read through that. And remember to keep some tissues handy.



** The writer also reveals that [[HereWeGoAgain his mother started following another doomsday cult not long after]]. He dismisses it as "people believe what they need to believe," but the fact that [[AesopAmnesia his mother learned nothing]] is rather upsetting.

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** The writer also reveals that [[HereWeGoAgain his mother started following another doomsday cult not long after]]. He dismisses it as "people believe what they need to believe," but the fact that [[AesopAmnesia his mother learned nothing]] is rather upsetting.upsetting.
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** This is coupled as a minor (in the face of the major NightmareFuel and Tearjerker above) CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, as practically every comment on the article includes a plea for an update on "Azime"'s status if/when Cracked staff find out. For "Azime", this doubles as a AwesomeMoment, as despite being reasonably afraid for her life, she spoke out and shared her experiences.

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** This is coupled as a minor (in the face of the major NightmareFuel and Tearjerker above) CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}}, as practically every comment on the article includes a plea for an update on "Azime"'s status if/when Cracked staff find out. For "Azime", this doubles as a AwesomeMoment, SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, as despite being reasonably afraid for her life, she spoke out and shared her experiences.


* In late 2017, the site lost a number of its most popular contributors. Daniel O'Brien, J.F. Sargent, Katy Stoll, Cody Johnston, Luis Prada, Katie Goldin, David Bell, Tom Reimann, Ian Fortey, John Cheese, Robert Brockaway, and Carmen Angela were all unceremoniously laid off, while Michael Swaim and Soren Bowie had left of their own accord not long before. For longtime fans of the site, the loss of so many of the people who helped make the site as successful as it became is nothing short of devastating.

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* In late 2017, the site lost a number of its most popular contributors. Daniel O'Brien, J.F. Sargent, Katy Stoll, Cody Johnston, Luis Prada, Katie Goldin, David Bell, Tom Reimann, Ian Fortey, John Cheese, Robert Brockaway, and Carmen Angela were all unceremoniously laid off, while Michael Swaim and Soren Bowie had left of their own accord not long before. For longtime fans of the site, the loss of so many of the people who helped make the site as successful as it became is nothing short of devastating.devastating.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2567-6-realities-growing-up-expecting-apocalypse.html 6 Realities of Growing Up Expecting the Apocalypse]]. It looks at the mindset of people who thought the world would end from the perspective of one now-adult man who had a mother that earnestly believed it. In addition to a young child being ConditionedToAcceptHorror, when the world inevitably didn't end, the kid was mercilessly made fun of by his classmates. His mother basically went into a catatonic level of sadness, and his parents divorced.
** Though only mentioned in passing, the writer details that some people gave away money because they thought the world would end. Some of them in the six or seven figures of money. [[FridgeHorror Now imagine realizing that you gave away everything you own]], and there isn't a ResetButton.
** The writer also reveals that [[HereWeGoAgain his mother started following another doomsday cult not long after]]. He dismisses it as "people believe what they need to believe," but the fact that [[AesopAmnesia his mother learned nothing]] is rather upsetting.


* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1964-6-horrific-realities-when-your-skin-falls-off-no-reason.html/ 6 Horrific Realities When Your Skin Falls Off For No Reason]]. Just, just read through that. And remember to keep some tissues handy.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2332-6-ways-being-child-star-way-darker-than-youd-think.html 6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think]] is just heartbreaking from start to finish. Spare a thought for the poor kids like "Kathy" -- the poor girl had an eating disorder by the time she was ''seven'' thanks to her abusive stage dad.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2350-confession-where-it-began-molested-by-pedophile-priest.html Why I Kept My Rape By A Priest A Secret (And Can't Anymore)]] is as bad, if not worse than the title sounds about a kid who was raped by a PedophilePriest for a year and a half instead of receiving help at a confessional. And that's only the premise.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1964-6-horrific-realities-when-your-skin-falls-off-no-reason.html/ 6 Horrific Realities When Your Skin Falls Off For No Reason]]. Just, just Just read through that. And remember to keep some tissues handy.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2332-6-ways-being-child-star-way-darker-than-youd-think.html 6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think]] is just heartbreaking from start to finish. Spare a thought for the poor kids like "Kathy" -- the poor girl "Kathy", who had an eating disorder by the time she was ''seven'' thanks to her abusive stage dad.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2350-confession-where-it-began-molested-by-pedophile-priest.html Why I Kept My Rape By A Priest A Secret (And Can't Anymore)]] is as bad, if not worse than the title sounds about a kid who was raped by a PedophilePriest for a year and a half instead of receiving help at a confessional. And that's only the premise.



* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24316_6-extremely-tragic-places-rebranded-as-tourist-traps.html 6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps]] has it's top two examples of humanity at it's worst. #2 has tourists at the slums, leading to a picture of two tourists taking a photo of a poor kid like an animal in the zoo. #1 has people taking pictures at RECENT disaster zones, where human decency is apparently non-existent.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24316_6-extremely-tragic-places-rebranded-as-tourist-traps.html 6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps]] has it's top two examples of humanity at it's worst. #2 has tourists at the slums, leading to a picture of two tourists taking a photo of a poor kid like an animal in the zoo. #1 has people taking pictures at RECENT '''recent''' disaster zones, where human decency is apparently non-existent.


* In late 2017, many of the site lost a number of its most popular contributors. Daniel O'Brien, J.F. Sargent, Katy Stoll, Cody Johnston, Luis Prada, Katie Goldin, David Bell, Tom Reimann, Ian Fortey, John Cheese, Robert Brockaway, and Carmen Angela were all unceremoniously laid off, while Michael Swaim and Soren Bowie had left of their own accord not long before. For longtime fans of the site, the loss of so many of the people who helped make the site as successful as it became is nothing short of devastating.

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* In late 2017, many of the site lost a number of its most popular contributors. Daniel O'Brien, J.F. Sargent, Katy Stoll, Cody Johnston, Luis Prada, Katie Goldin, David Bell, Tom Reimann, Ian Fortey, John Cheese, Robert Brockaway, and Carmen Angela were all unceremoniously laid off, while Michael Swaim and Soren Bowie had left of their own accord not long before. For longtime fans of the site, the loss of so many of the people who helped make the site as successful as it became is nothing short of devastating.


--> '''drs_22:''' The image of those women taking a picture of those children is the most fucked up thing I've seen in a loooooong time. [[HorrifyingTheHorror And I browse 4chan.]]

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--> '''drs_22:''' The image of those women taking a picture of those children is the most fucked up thing I've seen in a loooooong time. [[HorrifyingTheHorror And I browse 4chan.]]]]
* In late 2017, many of the site lost a number of its most popular contributors. Daniel O'Brien, J.F. Sargent, Katy Stoll, Cody Johnston, Luis Prada, Katie Goldin, David Bell, Tom Reimann, Ian Fortey, John Cheese, Robert Brockaway, and Carmen Angela were all unceremoniously laid off, while Michael Swaim and Soren Bowie had left of their own accord not long before. For longtime fans of the site, the loss of so many of the people who helped make the site as successful as it became is nothing short of devastating.


* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-adopting-dog/ 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a Dog
]], particularly the last one. [[note]]Fortunately, this particular DownerEnding was undone later as O'Brien [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-fun-places-that-are-terrifying-awkward-people/ ultimately managed to adopt a dog]].[[/note]]

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-adopting-dog/ 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a Dog
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Dog]], particularly the last one. [[note]]Fortunately, this particular DownerEnding was undone later as O'Brien [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-fun-places-that-are-terrifying-awkward-people/ ultimately managed to adopt a dog]].[[/note]]


* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-adopting-dog/ 5 things nobody tells you about adopting a dog]], particularly the last one. [[note]]Fortunately, this particular DownerEnding was undone later as O'Brien [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-fun-places-that-are-terrifying-awkward-people/ ultimately managed to adopt a dog]].[[/note]]
* The poignant last line of [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19766_6-nobodies-who-turned-into-superheroes-without-warning_p2.html 6 Nobodies Who Turned into Superheroes without Warning]], especially [[HeroicSacrifice because of the man in question.]]

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-adopting-dog/ 5 things nobody tells you about adopting Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a dog]], Dog
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particularly the last one. [[note]]Fortunately, this particular DownerEnding was undone later as O'Brien [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-fun-places-that-are-terrifying-awkward-people/ ultimately managed to adopt a dog]].[[/note]]
* The poignant last line of [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19766_6-nobodies-who-turned-into-superheroes-without-warning_p2.html 6 Nobodies Who Turned into Into Superheroes without Without Warning]], especially [[HeroicSacrifice because of the man in question.]]


--> Back behind the wall, [Creator/ChrisFarley] was a scared, lonely, awkward fat kid who couldn't even pay someone to hold his hand when he died. 'Don't leave me.'

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--> Back behind the wall, [Creator/ChrisFarley] Creator/ChrisFarley was a scared, lonely, awkward fat kid who couldn't even pay someone to hold his hand when he died. 'Don't leave me.'



--> '''Caption:''' Not every sad story gets an inspirational ending. Sometimes, tragedy simply stays tragic.

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--> '''Caption:''' Not every sad story gets an inspirational ending. Sometimes, tragedy simply stays tragic.tragic.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24316_6-extremely-tragic-places-rebranded-as-tourist-traps.html 6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps]] has it's top two examples of humanity at it's worst. #2 has tourists at the slums, leading to a picture of two tourists taking a photo of a poor kid like an animal in the zoo. #1 has people taking pictures at RECENT disaster zones, where human decency is apparently non-existent.
--> '''drs_22:''' The image of those women taking a picture of those children is the most fucked up thing I've seen in a loooooong time. [[HorrifyingTheHorror And I browse 4chan.]]


--> Back behind the wall, [ChrisFarley] was a scared, lonely, awkward fat kid who couldn't even pay someone to hold his hand when he died. 'Don't leave me.'

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--> Back behind the wall, [ChrisFarley] [Creator/ChrisFarley] was a scared, lonely, awkward fat kid who couldn't even pay someone to hold his hand when he died. 'Don't leave me.'


--> You think this is foreshadowing, building up to something. You're wrong. It gets bad, starting now. Please consider yourself warned.

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--> You think this is foreshadowing, building up to something. You're wrong. It gets bad, starting now. Please consider yourself warned.warned.
** And in the end, [[DownerEnding it isn't any happier]]. Not only did the priest [[KarmaHoudini get off basically scot free]], but, as the victim themselves said:
--> '''Victim:''' ''There's no message of hope. Things don't get better.''
--> '''Caption:''' Not every sad story gets an inspirational ending. Sometimes, tragedy simply stays tragic.

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