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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah, now I know that sounds bad, but there's really nothing to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.

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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah, now I know that sounds bad, but there's really nothing to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.
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Oh, and, erm, if you happen to know of a way to [[spoiler:keep these animatronics from stuffing me into a suit]], that would be great. It's, uh, it's not as bad as you'd think...I mean, once you [[spoiler:get past being crushed by the metal wireframes and whatnot]], but it'd just be a real inconvenience. I'm not saying you have ''that'' to worry about, of course.

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Oh, and, erm, if you happen to know of a way to [[spoiler:keep keep these animatronics from stuffing me into a suit]], suit, that would be great. It's, uh, it's not as bad as you'd think...I mean, once you [[spoiler:get get past being crushed by the metal wireframes and whatnot]], whatnot, but it'd just be a real inconvenience. I'm not saying you have ''that'' to worry about, of course.



* ActionSurvivor: I don't know about "action", but you don't survive a job like mine for 20+ years just sitting idly. Not that I'm saying [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial my job is dangerous, not implying that at all.]]

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* ActionSurvivor: I don't know about "action", but you don't survive a job like mine for 20+ years months, if not years, just sitting idly. Not that I'm saying [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial my job is dangerous, not implying that at all.]]



* BadNewsInAGoodWay: I'm not saying anything bad ever happens at Fazbear's. There's just been some...issues lately with the Animatronics. But, I can assure you, everything's fine. And, hey, you made it this far without [[spoiler:dying]], I, uh, I mean getting fired. So there's that, right?
* CasualDangerDialogue / ExpositionFairy: It's my job to make sure that you don't die. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night...[[spoiler:And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit]]. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.

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* BadNewsInAGoodWay: I'm not saying anything bad ever happens at Fazbear's. There's just been some...issues lately with the Animatronics. But, I can assure you, everything's fine. And, hey, you made it this far without [[spoiler:dying]], dying, I, uh, I mean getting fired. So there's that, right?
* BreakTheCutie: I, uh, was a much happier person before someone [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 used one of the suits]] all those years ago... yeah.
* CasualDangerDialogue / ExpositionFairy: It's my job to make sure that you don't die. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night...[[spoiler:And And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit]].suit. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.



* {{Manchild}}: Well, I, um, I am a big fan of the Fazbear gang, so I guess you could call me this. But hey, they're really great! [[spoiler:E-except for the whole "stuffing people into suits" thing...if that had ever happened, that is.]]

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* {{Manchild}}: Well, I, um, I am a big fan of the Fazbear gang, so I guess you could call me this. But hey, they're really great! [[spoiler:E-except E-except for the whole "stuffing people into suits" thing...if that had ever happened, that is.]]



* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: [[spoiler: Yeah, so, truth be told, the animatronics here do kind of...wander around at night. And if they catch you, they'll, um, probably think you're an exoskeleton without its suit...and stuff you into one. Uh, the only parts of you that would ever see the light of day again would be your eyes and teeth that would be shoved out of the front of the mask. But it's all right. You'll do fine!]]

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* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: [[spoiler: Yeah, so, truth be told, the animatronics here do kind of...wander around at night. And if they catch you, they'll, um, probably think you're an exoskeleton without its suit...and stuff you into one. Uh, the only parts of you that would ever see the light of day again would be your eyes and teeth that would be shoved out of the front of the mask. But it's all right. You'll do fine!]]fine!



* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: [[spoiler:We had a spare suit a while back...a yellow one...someone ''used'' it...]]

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* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: [[spoiler:We We had a spare suit a while back...[[WhamLine a yellow one...one]]...someone ''used'' it...]]



[[spoiler:Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *''bang bang''* It-it's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kind of glad that I recorded my messages for you when I did.]]

[[spoiler:Uh, hey, do me a favor. *''bang bang''* Maybe sometime, uh, you could edit this page, clean it up a bit? *''bang bang''* I'm gonna try to hold out until someone edits. Maybe it won't be so bad. *'''''bang bang'''''* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those {{Potholes}} back there.]]

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[[spoiler:Oh no...]]

[[spoiler: '''''SSSSSCCCRRRRRRREEEEEE'''''-]]

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[[spoiler:Uh, Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *''bang bang''* It-it's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kind of glad that I recorded my messages for you when I did.]]

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Uh,
hey, do me a favor. *''bang bang''* Maybe sometime, uh, you could edit this page, clean it up a bit? *''bang bang''* I'm gonna try to hold out until someone edits. Maybe it won't be so bad. *'''''bang bang'''''* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those {{Potholes}} back there.]]

[[spoiler: ''Da-da-dum-dum da-dum-dum-dum-diddly-dum...'']]

[[spoiler:Oh no...]]

[[spoiler: '''''SSSSSCCCRRRRRRREEEEEE'''''-]]
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[[FamousLastWords Oh no]]...

'''''[[KilledOffForReal SSSSSCCCRRRRRRREEEEEE]]'''''-
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* {{Adorkable}}: Heh heh. I love those old characters. D-did you, uh, ever see Foxy the Pirate? [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh right...oh yeah, Foxy]].
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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah, now I know that sounds bad, but there's really noting to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.

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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah, now I know that sounds bad, but there's really noting nothing to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.
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[[spoiler:Uh, hey, do me a favor. *''bang bang''* Maybe sometime, uh, you could edit this page, clean it up a bit? *''bang bang''* I'm gonna try to hold out until someone edits. Maybe it won't be so bad. *'''''bang bang'''''* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what wAs in all those {{Potholes}} back there.]]

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[[spoiler:Uh, hey, do me a favor. *''bang bang''* Maybe sometime, uh, you could edit this page, clean it up a bit? *''bang bang''* I'm gonna try to hold out until someone edits. Maybe it won't be so bad. *'''''bang bang'''''* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what wAs was in all those {{Potholes}} back there.]]

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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah...

See, what did I tell you? You got nothing to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.

Oh, erm, if you happen to know of a way to [[spoiler:free my spirit from this mechanical suit]] that would be great. It's, uh, it's not as bad as you'd think. I mean, once you [[spoiler:get past being crushed by the metal wireframes and whatnot]]. I'm not saying you have ''that'' to worry about.

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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah...

See, what did
blah, now I tell you? You got nothing know that sounds bad, but there's really noting to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.

Oh, and, erm, if you happen to know of a way to [[spoiler:free my spirit [[spoiler:keep these animatronics from this mechanical suit]] stuffing me into a suit]], that would be great. It's, uh, it's not as bad as you'd think. think...I mean, once you [[spoiler:get past being crushed by the metal wireframes and whatnot]]. whatnot]], but it'd just be a real inconvenience. I'm not saying you have ''that'' to worry about.about, of course.



* {{Adorkable}}: Heh heh. I love those old characters. D-did you, uh, ever see Foxy the Pirate?
* AgentScully: I assure you, everything will be fine. You're doing great. Oh, uh, you heard about those Animatronics, huh? I assure you, there's nothing to worry about. They just got some...programming issues. Nothing to worry about.
* AscendedFanboy: It was my dream to be able to work with the characters I grew up with. Now...uh, not so much. Especially ''that'' one. I don't like the way it looks at me.
* BadNewsInAGoodWay: I'm not saying anything bad ever happens at Fazbear's. There's just been some...issues lately with the Animatronics. But, I assure you, everything's fine. And, hey, you made it this far without [[spoiler:dying]], I, uh, I mean getting fired. So there's that, right?
* CasualDangerDialogue: It's my job to make sure that you don't die. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night....And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.
* CatchPhrase: Hello? Hello, hello?
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: Uh, not saying there's any horror. You, uh, you get used to Animatronics roaming around at night.

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* {{Adorkable}}: Heh heh. I love those old characters. D-did you, uh, ever see Foxy the Pirate?
Pirate? [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh right...oh yeah, Foxy]].
* AgentScully: I assure you, Don't worry, everything will be fine. You're doing great. Oh, uh, you heard about those Animatronics, animatronics, huh? I assure you, there's nothing to worry about. They They've just got some...programming issues. Nothing Really, nothing to worry about.
about, okay?
* AscendedFanboy: It was my dream to be able to work with with, um, the characters I grew up with. [[BreakTheCutie Now...uh, not so much. much]]. Especially ''that'' one. that Puppet thing. I don't like the way it looks at me.
me. It's like it's...thinking.
* BadNewsInAGoodWay: I'm not saying anything bad ever happens at Fazbear's. There's just been some...issues lately with the Animatronics. But, I can assure you, everything's fine. And, hey, you made it this far without [[spoiler:dying]], I, uh, I mean getting fired. So there's that, right?
* CasualDangerDialogue: CasualDangerDialogue / ExpositionFairy: It's my job to make sure that you don't die. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night....And night...[[spoiler:And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit.suit]]. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.
* CatchPhrase: Hello? Hello, hello?
He-hello?
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: Uh, not saying there's any horror. You, uh, you get used to Animatronics the animatronics roaming around at night.night.
* DissonantSerenity: I, uh, like to think of myself as a pretty laid-back guy. O-of course, it's not like I have anything to worry about here.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: We don't work the same shift, so, uh, we probably won't ever see each other. But I-I'm sure we're both equally committed to our jobs as security guards.
* {{Manchild}}: Well, I, um, I am a big fan of the Fazbear gang, so I guess you could call me this. But hey, they're really great! [[spoiler:E-except for the whole "stuffing people into suits" thing...if that had ever happened, that is.]]
* MinnesotaNice: Yeah, I, uh, I have a Minnesota accent, and...well, I don't know about the NiceGuy part, but it's nice that you think so.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: [[spoiler: Yeah, so, truth be told, the animatronics here do kind of...wander around at night. And if they catch you, they'll, um, probably think you're an exoskeleton without its suit...and stuff you into one. Uh, the only parts of you that would ever see the light of day again would be your eyes and teeth that would be shoved out of the front of the mask. But it's all right. You'll do fine!]]
* ObiWanMoment: I, uh, don't know why this is on here. It's not like I might die anytime soon.
* ObliquelyObfuscatedOccupation: M-my job? Oh, well, that's easy. Besides the night shift, my job is to *static*...sorry, I don't know why that keeps happening.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Anywho, like I tried to say before, my name is *static*...sorry, I can't seem to fix this. You can just call me Phone Guy.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: [[spoiler:We had a spare suit a while back...a yellow one...someone ''used'' it...]]
* RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic: I, uh, I do tend to...um, kind of stumble on my words. I'm just, uh, not good without a script, okay?
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: I don't know what you're...um, talking about. There's nothing going on at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. We're just a, uh, a family-friendly restaurant committed to giving kids the time of their lives.
* SympathyForTheDevil: Okay, the animatronic characters here do get a bit...um, [[{{Understatement}} quirky]] at night, but if I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be irritable at night too.
* UndyingLoyalty: I'm totally devoted to, uh, to Fazbear Pizza. What can I say? I grew up with it, I want kids to have those happy memories too.

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Hello? He-hello? Hey! Hey, wow, bottom of the page! I knew you could do it.

[[spoiler:Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *''bang bang''* It-it's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kind of glad that I recorded my messages for you when I did.]]

[[spoiler:Uh, hey, do me a favor. *''bang bang''* Maybe sometime, uh, you could edit this page, clean it up a bit? *''bang bang''* I'm gonna try to hold out until someone edits. Maybe it won't be so bad. *'''''bang bang'''''* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what wAs in all those {{Potholes}} back there.]]

[[spoiler: ''DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM...'']]

[[spoiler:Oh no...]]

[[spoiler: SSSSSCCCRRRRRRREEEEEE-]]
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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Managment would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for ruined lives, wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah...

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...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Managment Management would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife ruined lives, lives]], wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah...
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* ActionSurvivor: I don't know about "action", but you don't survive a job like mine for 20+ years just sitting idly. Not that I'm saying my job is dangerous, not implying that at all.

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* ActionSurvivor: I don't know about "action", but you don't survive a job like mine for 20+ years just sitting idly. Not that I'm saying [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial my job is dangerous, not implying that at all.]]
* {{Adorkable}}: Heh heh. I love those old characters. D-did you, uh, ever see Foxy the Pirate?
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* CasualDangerDialouge: It's my job to make sure that you don't [[spoiler:die]]. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night....And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.

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* CasualDangerDialouge: CasualDangerDialogue: It's my job to make sure that you don't [[spoiler:die]].die. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night....And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.
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Uh, hello? Hello hello?

Uh, if you're reading this, welcome to my TV Tropes page. I thought I'd, uh, tell you a little about myself before you scrolled down to the examples section. Now, *clears throat* my name is *static*....

...Uh, sorry, not sure why that happens. But, there's no need to worry. Just a bit of an issue with the power. Nothing to worry about. Uh, anywho, you can just call me "Phone Guy". Managment would like me to let you know that TV Tropes is not responsible for ruined lives, wasted time, or any sort of addiction to the various links provided below. Blah, blah, blah...

See, what did I tell you? You got nothing to worry about. Just read the blue lettering and descriptions below and you'll do just fine. You've already made it this far down my page.

Oh, erm, if you happen to know of a way to [[spoiler:free my spirit from this mechanical suit]] that would be great. It's, uh, it's not as bad as you'd think. I mean, once you [[spoiler:get past being crushed by the metal wireframes and whatnot]]. I'm not saying you have ''that'' to worry about.

Uh...*clears throat* Anywho, onto those blue letters...

!Tropes about me-

* ActionSurvivor: I don't know about "action", but you don't survive a job like mine for 20+ years just sitting idly. Not that I'm saying my job is dangerous, not implying that at all.
* AgentScully: I assure you, everything will be fine. You're doing great. Oh, uh, you heard about those Animatronics, huh? I assure you, there's nothing to worry about. They just got some...programming issues. Nothing to worry about.
* AscendedFanboy: It was my dream to be able to work with the characters I grew up with. Now...uh, not so much. Especially ''that'' one. I don't like the way it looks at me.
* BadNewsInAGoodWay: I'm not saying anything bad ever happens at Fazbear's. There's just been some...issues lately with the Animatronics. But, I assure you, everything's fine. And, hey, you made it this far without [[spoiler:dying]], I, uh, I mean getting fired. So there's that, right?
* CasualDangerDialouge: It's my job to make sure that you don't [[spoiler:die]]. *clears throat* I, uh, I mean, not get fired. I'm not saying anyone has ever lost their lives working at Fazbear's. It's, uh, it's just that there are some things you need to do in order to make it through the night....And not get forcefully stuffed into a suit. I'm not saying that's ever happened, just a precaution, I assure you.
* CatchPhrase: Hello? Hello, hello?
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: Uh, not saying there's any horror. You, uh, you get used to Animatronics roaming around at night.

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