History SelfDemonstrating / ChrisMcLean

Okay! Change of plans! Looks like I DO have some time to spare. But hurry up! My hot tub isn't going to help me relax without me being in there! But I guess I better give out an introduction first. Ahem! I am Chris [=McLean=]! The Host with the Most and I am the host of the Total Drama Island series. After my stellar performances from my older days, the company has begged for ME to host their show! Throughout the seasons, I meet different cast members whom I all despise and love to torture! Many people believe my sadism has gotten worse over each season but rest assured, I'm still my same old self! Until I was thrown in jail for an ''entire year!''

Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Find out right here on Total Drama TV Tropes! If you want to read this in my voice, read it in the voice of Creator/ChristianPotenza or Creator/TerryMcGurrin, or for Spanish-speaking users, Jhonny Torres!

* AttentionWhore: Hah! Do you think you're watching Total Drama just for those other annoying teens? No, no, no! I'm the host of the show so of course, all attention is on me! Of course, just try to hog the spotlight from me. I'll make sure you pay for it. Painfully! (chuckles evilly)

* ItsAllAboutMe: Duh! I am not the HOST of Total Drama for nothing! When something occurs that puts others' lives at risk, of course, I'm saving my butt first! There is only one valuable "me" in this world! Hello!

* {{Narcissist}}: What? You need to have a perfect figure like mine to be able to host a show like Total Drama. And it also costs a LOT to keep myself looking good so yes! Also, almost everything MUST have my face on them! The Gilded Chris Awards from Season 2 are one of my favorite prizes to give away!

* TookALevelInJerkass: A lot of people say that I was indeed a jerk in the first few seasons of Total Drama but I still had some PetTheDog moments and even some EvenEvilHasStandards moments that made it seem I wasn't all THAT bad. However, by Revenge of the Island, I dropped all of that and focused purely on torturing the new cast as sadistically as I can! I even pulled off an impressive EvilLaugh to show how low I sunk!

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: You're probably wondering why I didn't host that spin-off, The Ridonculous Race. It's simple, I didn't feel like it.
* WouldHurtAChild: Well, not younger kids but considering the cast from Total Drama Island and Total Drama World Tour were around 16 and I love torturing them through various life-threatening challenges, I guess so!

Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Find out right here on Total Drama TV Tropes! If you want to read this in my voice, read it in the voice of Creator/ChristianPotenza, or for Spanish-speaking users, Jhonny Torres!

(''This page is best read in the voice of Creator/ChristianPotenza or Creator/TerryMcGurrin.'')

Hello? What's that? I AM getting paid for doing this? And a surefire spot as host in the next season? Well... I guess I can manage but you have to include a clause where I am to not be held accountable for anything that happens to the contestants on the next season! For-ev-er! You agree? Awesome!

Okay! Change of plans! Looks like I DO have some time to spare. But hurry up! My hot tub isn't going to help me relax without me being in there! But I guess I better give out an introduction first. Ahem! I am Chris [=McLean=]! The Host with the Most and I am the host of the Total Drama Island series. After my steller performances from my older days, the company has begged for ME to host their show! Throughout the seasons, I meet different cast members whom I all despise and love to torture! Many people believe my sadism has gotten worse over each season but rest assured, I'm still my same old self! Until I was thrown in jail for an ''entire year!''

Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Find out right here on Total Drama TV Tropes! If you want to read this in my voice, read it in the voice of Creator/ChristianPotenza, or for Spanish speaking users, Jhonny Torres!

!!Here are the tropes that best describes me! The Host with the Most!
* AttentionWhore: Hah! You think you're watching Total Drama just for those other annoying teens? No, no, no! I'm the host of the show so of course all attention is on me! Of course, just try to hog the spotlight from me. I'll make sure you pay for it. Painfully! (chuckles evily)

** Do not bring up any embarrassing moments from my past! I had to shut up Sierra when she revealed I was in a boy band and made me the laughing stock of the others! It was that moment I stopped treating Sierra nicely and began to torture her just as much as the other contestants.
** Do NOT ask me about my age! I'm middle aged and that's all you need to know!
** As I stated above, do NOT try to hog my spotlight or try to take over my show! I got Dakota mutated and Topher shot of out a cannon because of it!

* DeadpanSnarker: I do have my moments of this especially with the type of cast I deal with.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Yes, I am a cruel guy that loves seeing teens get hurt in numerous of painful and funny ways. However, even I found [[AlphaBitch Heather]] reading Gwen's diary to the entire world messed up.

* ItsAllAboutMe: Duh! I am not the HOST of Total Drama for nothing! When something occurs that puts others lives at risk, of course I'm saving my butt first! There is only one valuable "me" in this world! Hello!

* MoralityPet: This trope appears to be taken literally as the only ONE thing I care for right and never showed any hostility toward is my pet mutated plant Larry.

* OlderThanHeLooks: SHUT UP!!! I look good no matter what my age is and I rather not go into how old I am!

** I mentioned that [[NiceGuy DJ]] would be missed after being elimanated in the first season. If even ''Heather'' joined in on a group hug, it's safe to say he deserved the friendly departure.

** I take great care of my pet mutated giant plant Larry. He (later revealed to be a she) is pretty much the only thing I truly show care for at all times!

Last time on Total Drama...huh? What's this? TV Tropes? Um, my agent didn't say anything about doing this. I was ''SUPPOSED'' to be hosting a show here! [=McLean=] out!

* ChildHater: Well, TEEN hater is more like it. And yes, I have admitted on screen that I despise teenagers. Though considering all the stuff I've done to them, this shouldn't be a shocker.

* BadBoss: What? You think my treatment of my interns is downright horrific? Hah! They're just interns! They don't feel anything and if one dies...I mean gets hurt, then I'll get another & you wanna know why? Because inters are EXPENDABLE!!! THAT'S WHY!!!

* BadBoss: What? You think my treatment of my interns is downright horrific? Hah! They're just interns! They don't feel anything and if one dies...I mean gets hurt, then I'll get another!

Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Find out right here on Total Drama TV Tropes! If you want to read this in my voice, read it in the voice of Creator/ChristianPotenza!

Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Find out right here on Total Drama TV Tropes!
If you want to read this in my voice, read it in the voice of Creator/ChristianPotenza

* NotMeThisTime: No Heather. I did NOT steal you're immunity idol. It was obviously Alejandro. [[IdiotBall You think one of the most cunning and manipulative characters in the entire show would be quick to assume the person she literally told she found the idol to was the culprit!]] Seems like all of the cast during ''All-Stars'' [[TookALevelInDumbass got a lot stupider over the years.]]

Okay! Change of plans! Looks like I DO have some time to spare. But hurry up! My hot tub isn't going to help me relax without me being in there! But I guess I better give out an introduction first. Ahem! I am Chris [=McLean=]! The Host with the Most and I am the host of the Total Drama Island series. After my steller performances from my older days, the company has begged for ME to host their show! Throughout the seasons, I meet different cast members whom I all despise and love to torture! Many people believe my sadism has gotten worse over each season but rest assured, I still my same old self! Until I was thrown in jail for an ''entire year!''

** Do not mess with any of my stuff! They're MY stuff and I have EARNED those things! When Sierra blew up my plane, I kicked her out of the show even though she won the challenge that day! Oh, and Duncan was sitting nicely in a jail cell for DESTROYING MY BEAUTIFUL COTTAGE!!
** Do not bring up any embarassing moments from my past! I had to shut up Sierra when she revealed I was in a boy band and made me the laughing stock of the others! It was that moment I stopped treating Sierra nicely and began to torture her for the pure fun as of the others.

* ChildHater: Well, TEEN hater is more like it. And yes, I have admitted on screen that I depise teenagers. Though considering all the stuff I've done to them, this shouldn't be a shocker.

* DeadpanSnarker: I do have my moments of these especially with the type of cast I deal with.

* FauxAffablyEvil: Hey, I'm a pretty chill guy to hang with on the outside! On in the inside, I just happen to not care what happens to you or anyone else and love torturing you for fun!
* {{Flanderization}}: I'm accused of getting more and more curel and sadistic over the seasons. I don't see what they mean as I've ALWAYS been this way! Locking me up in jail for a year has caused me to be more "edgy" I'll admit.

* ItsAllAboutMe: Duh! I am the HOST of Total Drama for nothing! When something occurs that puts others lives at risk, of course I'm saving my butt first! There is only one valuable "me" in this world! Hello!
* {{Jerkass}}: Um, if you're reading everything up to this point, this shouldn't surpise you.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: I've been described as an unpleasent person and even with me only looking out for myself, but there are SOME lines that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even I won't dare to cross]].

* NotMeThisTime: No Heather. I did NOT steal you're immunity idol. It was obivously Alejandro. [[IdiotBall You think one of the most cunning and manipulative characters in the entire show would be quick to assume the person she literally told she found the idol to was the culprit!]] Seems like all of the cast during ''All-Stars'' [[TookALevelInDumbass got a lot more stupider over the past years.]]

** I let Katie and Satie reunite after the latter was elimated. The two are inseprable so I thought to at least let them have their moment.
** I mentioned that [[NiceGuy DJ]] would be missed after being elimated in the first season. If even ''Heather'' joined in on a group hug, it's safe to say he deserved the friendly departure.
** Gwen and Courtney finally burying the hatchet and became friends again was very, very touching. Even I shed a single tear over how heartwarming that was and decided to give them both a point.

* SanitySlippage: Well...being locked up in jail for a year has caused to get a little..unhinged...

* TookALevelInJerkass: A lot of people say that I was indeed a jerk in the first few seasons of Total Drama but I still had some PetTheDog moments and even some EvenEvilHasStandards moments that made it seem I wasn't all THAT bad. However, by Revenge of the Island, I dropped all of that and focused purely on torturing the new cast as sadistically I can! I even pulled off an impressive EvilLaugh to show how low I sunk!

* VitriolicBestBuds: A good way to describe me and Chef's friendship. In some episodes, he's annoying me and trying to get me hurt in some way. In other episodes, I'm inviting him to lunch or watch the other teen's torment.

* WouldHurtAChild: Well, not younger kids but considering the cast at the from Total Drama Island and Total Drama World Tour were around 16 and I love torturing them through various of life-threatening challenges, I guess so!

Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Found out right here on Total Drama TV Tropes!

* HateSink: I'll admit, NOBODY in the series likes me. Hah! I don't care as the feeling is neutral!

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: You're probably wondering why I didn't host that spin-off, The Ridinclous Race. It's simple, I didn't feel like it.

-->-- '''Steve the Yeti''' and definitely not me!

->''"Chris McLean is the best host ever! How'd you get your own show?! You stink!"''

* Flanderization: I'm accused of getting more and more curel and sadistic over the seasons. I don't see what they mean as I've ALWAYS been this way! Locking me up in jail for a year has caused me to be more "edgy" I'll admit.

* JerkAss: Um, if you're reading everything up to this point, this shouldn't surpise you.

* Narcissist: What? You need to have a perfect figure like mine to be able to host a show like Total Drama. And it also costs a LOT to keep myself looking good so yes! Also, almost everything MUST have my face on them! The Gilded Chris Awards from Season 2 are one of my favorite prizes to give away!

[[Main/EmbarrassingRingtone Phone rings with the theme of Total Drama Island playing]]

** Do not mess with any of my stuff! They're MY stuff and I have EARNED those things! When Sierra blew up my plane, I kicked her out of the show even though she won the challenge that day! Oh, and [[TheDeliquent Duncan]] was sitting nicely in a jail cell for DESTROYING MY BEAUTIFUL COTTAGE!!!

* Jerkass: Um, if you're reading everything up to this point, this shouldn't surpise you.

[[(Main/EmbarrassingRingtone Phone rings with the theme of Total Drama Island playing)]]

Last time on Total Drama...huh? What's this? TV Tropes? Um, my agent didn't say anything about doing this. I was ''SUPPOSED'' to be hosting a show here! (=McLean=) out!

Okay! Change of plans! Looks like I DO have some time to spare. But hurry up! My hot tub isn't going to help me relax without me being in there! But I guess I better give out an introduction first. Ahem! I am Chris (=McLean=)! The Host with the Most and I am the host of the Total Drama Island series. After my steller performances from my older days, the company has begged for ME to host their show! Throughout the seasons, I meet different cast members whom I all despise and love to torture! Many people believe my sadism has gotten worse over each season but rest assured, I still my same old self! Until I was thrown in jail for an ''entire year!''

There! I am done with this! (=McLean=) out!

Last time on Total Drama...huh? What's this? TV Tropes? Um, my agent didn't say anything about doing this. I was ''SUPPOSED'' to be hosting a show here! McLean out!
[[Main/EmbarrassingRingtone Phone rings with the theme of Total Drama Island playing)]]

Okay! Change of plans! Looks like I DO have some time to spare. But hurry up! My hot tub isn't going to help me relax without me being in there! But I guess I better give out an introduction first. Ahem! I am Chris McLean! The Host with the Most and I am the host of the Total Drama Island series. After my steller performances from my older days, the company has begged for ME to host their show! Throughout the seasons, I meet different cast members whom I all despise and love to torture! Many people believe my sadism has gotten worse over each season but rest assured, I still my same old self! Until I was thrown in jail for an ''entire year!''

There! I am done with this! McLean out!

Last time on Total Drama...huh? What's this? Tv tropes? Um, my agent didn't say anything about doing this. I was SUPPOSED to be hosting a show here! Mc!Lean out!
''his cell phone rings with the theme of Total Drama Island playing"
Hello? What's that? I AM getting paid for doing this? And a surefire spot as host in the next season? Well...I guess I can manage but you have to include a clause where I am to not be held accountable for anything that happens to the contestants on the next season! For-ev-er! You agree? Awesome!
"hangs up his phone"

Okay! Change of plans! Looks like I DO have some time to spare. But hurry up! My hot tub isn't going to help me relax without me being in there! But I guess I better give out an introduction first. Ahem! I am Chris Mc!Lean! The Host with the Most and I am the host of the Total Drama Island series. After my steller performances from my older days, the company has begged for ME to host their show! Throughout the seasons, I meet different cast members whom I all despise and love to torture! Many people believe my sadism has gotten worse over each season but rest assured, I still my same old self! Until I was thrown in jail for an entire year!!!
Anywho, time to wrap this up as I have a date with a hot tub that is best enjoyed hot! Will I answer all necessary tropes to satisfy the reader? Will this only show how much of a sadistic person I am? Will I greatly regret even doing this in the first place? Found out right here on Total Drama Tv Tropes!

There! I am done with this! Mc!Lean out!

* BiggerBad: Each season has a bad guy or girl that tries to ruin others for the chance of winning the money. However, it is ME that always trumps them all simply because I do all of this for my amusement!