History Recap / TheNostalgiaCriticS2E13

--->'''Maxie:''' Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Where are you going? The movie isn't over yet!\\

* BaitAndSwitch: The Critic begins by dramatically pitching the central plot of the movie, all while ''Hymn to the Sea'' plays in the background. Then he realises that he's talking about James Cameron's ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'' and starts again. {{DoubleSubverted}} in that he gives the ''same'' description as before, then he reveals he's talking about the animated musical.

* AluminumChristmasTrees: [[invoked]]The Critic's best guess for the film's existence is that the creators didn't realize that [[Film/Titanic1997 the film they were ripping off]] was based on an actual historical event.
* BaitAndSwitch: The Critic begins by narrating the central plot of the movie, all while ''Hym to the Sea'' plays in the background... only for him to realise that he's talking about James Cameron's ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}''. He starts again, only to give the ''same'' narration as before... and only ''then'' does he reveal he's talking about the animated musical.

--> '''Critic:''' What the hell? They actually break stuff for her to pick up? That's not evil; that's Tourette's syndrome.
* ThatRemindsMeOfASong: Critic mocks how the movie's rap number starts by having Maxie be thankful for Fritz for saving him from getting eaten:

* AluminumChristmasTrees: [[invoked]]In Critic's closing thoughts, he speculates that the makers of this film assumed that the [[Film/Titanic1997 movie they were ripping off]] was a fictional drama and had no knowledge of the actual ''RMS Titanic'' tragedy.

* StupidEvil:

* ThatRemindsMeOfASong: Critic mocks how the movie's rap number starts by having Maxie be thankful for the Rapping Dog for saving him from getting eaten:
-->'''Critic!Maxie:''' Yes, thank you. If there's anything we can do to help, just let us know. ''(the Rapping Dog suddenly starts rapping, to his surprise)'' Uh, what are you doing? ''(the rap continues)'' Did I at... any point indicate that I wanted a rap number? ''(he continues to watch the rap in confusion, bobbing his head to the beat and smiling awkwardly)'' I'm beginning to regret you saving me.

* INeedAFreakingDrink: When the dog starts rapping, Critic takes out a bottle of Jagermeister three times, with each bottle being bigger than the last.

* INeedAFreakingDrink / RuleOfThree: When the dog starts rapping, Critic takes out a bottle of Jagermeister three times, with each bottle being bigger than the last.

* PunctuatedForEmphasis: When it is revealed that Angelica is a servant to her evil stepmother and two stepsisters, he exclaims, [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} "Gee, does THAT... SOUND... FAMILIAR?!?"]]

* DeclarativeFinger: The Critic briefly invokes this before deciding not to remark on the line, "Stupid dog...what am I saying? You look more like a bat!"

-->'''William:''' Nothing you could tell me...could prevent me from loving you.\\

--> '''Maxie!Critic:''' Kirk and Dirk got married to the evil stepsisters; William and Angelica got married, as well as adopted the two Dalmatians; and over 1,500 died in one of the world's largest and most tragic disasters. See you soon!

--> '''Critic:''' ''(impersonating Maxie, the young Mexican mouse)'' Kirk and Dirk got married to the evil stepsisters; William and Angelica got married, as well as adopted the two Dalmatians; and over 1,500 died in one of the world's largest and most tragic disasters. See you soon!

* ThatRemindsMeOfASong: The Critic mocks how the movie's rap number starts by having Maxie be thankful for the Rapping Dog for saving him from getting eaten:
-->'''Critic:''' ''(roleplaying as Maxie)'' Yes, thank you. If there’s anything we can do to help, just let us know. ''(the Rapping Dog suddenly starts rapping, to his surprise)'' Uh, what are you doing? ''(the rap continues)'' Did I at... any point indicate that I wanted a rap number? ''(he continues to watch the rap in confusion, bobbing his head to the beat and smiling awkwardly)'' I'm beginning to regret you saving me.

'''Angelica (dubbed by the Critic):''' I'm a man.\\
'''William (dubbed by the Critic):''' Oop, gotta go! ''(cartoonishly runs off)''
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: The Critic's response to Maxie's accent:
-->'''Critic:''' ''(as Maxie)'' I can't decide on my accent, Momma. Is it Italian? Mexican? French?

* INeedAFreakingDrink / RuleOfThree: When the dog starts rapping, The Critic takes out a bottle of Jagermeister three times, with each bottle being bigger than the last.

---> '''Critic''': Some Italian fart in Italy...

** '''Critic''': Some Italian fart in Italy...

* PunctuatedForEmphasis: When it is revealed that Angelica is a servant to her evil stepmother and two stepsisters, he exclaims, [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} "Gee, does THAT! SOUND! FAMILIAR?!?"]]
* RevisedEnding: The Critic updates the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue to remove the HappilyEverAfter and make it more historically accurate:

* RuleOfThree: When the dog starts rapping, The Critic takes out a bottle of Jagermeister three times, with each bottle being bigger than the last.

--> '''Critic''': Now before you say anything, let me answer your very first question: ''Yes'', this is real. Some Italian fart over in Italy decided he wanted to tell his version of how he saw the Titanic, which of course is completely different from [[Film/{{Titanic}} that other little independent film]] that came out just a few years earlier. This charming little version has talking geese, Mexican mice, and, I'm really not kidding here- a rapping dog. I swear to God that is true; a rapping dog. This film is actually so bad, that a lot of people debate whether or not it actually exists. Copies of it are very hard to find, and most people who see snippets swear it's just something done by a fifth grader on Adobe Flash! But... here’s the DVD to prove it, "Titanic."

--> '''Critic''': Now before you say anything, let me answer your very first question: ''Yes'', this is real. Some Italian fart over in Italy decided he wanted to tell his version of how he saw the Titanic, which of course is completely different from [[Film/{{Titanic}} that other little independent film]] that came out just a few years earlier. This charming little version has talking geese, Mexican mice, and, I'm really not kidding here- a rapping dog. I swear to God that is true; a rapping dog. This film is actually so bad, that a lot of people debate whether or not it actually exists. Copies of it are very hard to find, and most people who see snippets swear it's just something done by a fifth grader on Adobe Flash! But... here’s the DVD to prove it, "Titanic."