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->''Having sex could make a nice man out of the meanest!''
-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "I Just Had Sex"

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->''It's hard not to look all [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica all these war games about Russia invading America]] and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin lying on her front on her bed staring up at her [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] poster while crossing and uncrossing her ankles and dreamily writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet, Eastern European boy down the road. And the child psychologist hired by her concerned parents gives the following advice: "What this girl needs is a good hard dicking!"
-->-- '''Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', "Review of ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps''"

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->There was spring, a man's love, his heat and his strength, his smell, the joy of taking and being taken, everything you don't know, that you're dying to know and never will. You must not be attractive in bed if your husband prefers boys.
-->--'''Marguerite de Bourgogne''' to Isabelle de France (her sister-in-law, married to the homosexual Edward II of England), ''Literature/TheAccursedKings''

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->'''ComicBook/DoctorFate:''' Order shall prevail!
->'''ComicBook/GreenArrow:''' You ''really'' need to get laid.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''


->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.

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->'''Zuko''': .->'''Zuko''': We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.

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->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\
'''Amy:''' It's been a while? \\
'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flesh and Stone"


->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding {{WW2}}.''

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->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding {{WW2}}.UsefulNotes/{{WW2}}.''

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-> ''"Honey, you need to get laid."''
-> ''"Why don't you speak a little louder, Lanie?" she whispered. "I don't think the guys in Canada were able to hear you."''
-> ''"Oh, I don't know," the gorgeous brown-haired waiter said as he stopped by their table. "They're probably headed south even as we speak."''
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheDarkHunters Fantasy Lover]]''



-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl''

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-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl''
''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''



-->-- '''Lara Raith''', ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles White Night]]''

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-->-- '''Lara Raith''', ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles White Night]]''
''Literature/WhiteNight''


-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', to '''Miko Miyazaki''' following her fall.

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->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was a little kinky sex.
-->-- '''Rowan Kaiser''' [[https://medium.com/@RowanKaiser/how-i-learned-to-love-cyclops-and-his-sexy-sexy-butt-9bf878290bae#.9p7oyrv5m summing up]] Cyclops' post-2000s characterization

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->'''Woman Journalist:''' Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating for inferiority feelings?]]
->'''Ben Bowman:''' Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed? It would do you a lot of good.
-->-- ''The Eiger Sanction'' (1975)


->''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.''

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->''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.''"''

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->''“Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday.”''
-->--'''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''


''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
''I can see you hate the way we intermingle.''
''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.''

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''Can’t ->''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
''I ->''I can see you hate the way we intermingle.''
''But ->''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.''

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