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->''[Pearl, Marina, and Agent 8 are formulating their battle plan]''
->'''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' And... what about me?
->'''Marina:''' You can... uh... be the hype man.
->'''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' You got it! World about to blow - SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GO!

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->''[Pearl, Marina, and Agent 8 are formulating their battle plan]''
->'''Cap'n
plan]''\\
'''Cap'n
Cuttlefish:''' And... what about me?
->'''Marina:'''
me?\\
'''Marina:'''
You can... uh... be the hype man.
->'''Cap'n
man.\\
'''Cap'n
Cuttlefish:''' You got it! World about to blow - -- SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GO!


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->'''Senior Scientist:''' Listen, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. If you have a question that isn't ''my'' problem, it's ''yours''.\\
'''Junior Scientist:''' Right.\\
'''Senior Scientist:''' And if ''I'' have a question?\\
'''Junior Scientist:''' It isn't my problem?\\
'''Senior Scientist:''' ''Au contraire!'' It is still, very much so, ''your'' problem. Now, do we have a problem?\\
'''Junior Scientist:''' No!\\
'''Senior Scientist:''' ''Really?'' ...I don't see a cup of coffee with two sugars and no cream in my hand, do you?\\
'''Junior Scientist:''' ...No?\\
'''Senior Scientist:''' Well, that looks like a problem to ''me''.
-->-- ''VideoGame/BlackMesa''
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->''[Pearl, Marina, and Agent 8 are formulating their battle plan]''
->'''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' And... what about me?
->'''Marina:''' You can... uh... be the hype man.
->'''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' You got it! World about to blow - SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GO!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2: Octo Expansion''
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->''If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? Kyah!''\\
-- '''The Ninja''', ''WebVideo/AskANinja: Ninternships''

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->''If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? Kyah!''\\
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Kyah!''
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'''The Ninja''', ''WebVideo/AskANinja: Ninternships''
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-- '''The Ninja''', ''AskANinja: Ninternships''

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-- '''The Ninja''', ''AskANinja: ''WebVideo/AskANinja: Ninternships''
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'''Gabe:''' You... ''[{{beat}}]'' ...can hold my coat.

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'''Gabe:''' You... ''[{{beat}}]'' ...''*[[{{beat}} thinks for a moment]]*'' ...can hold my coat.

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->'''Doctor:''' Clara, could you fetch me the dead [alien]?
->'''Clara:''' Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
->'''Doctor:''' Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.
->'''Clara:''' My very next suggestion.

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->'''Doctor:''' Clara, could you fetch me the dead [alien]?
->'''Clara:'''
[alien]?\\
'''Clara:'''
Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
->'''Doctor:'''
it.\\
'''Doctor:'''
Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.
->'''Clara:'''
too.\\
'''Clara:'''
My very next suggestion.


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->'''Gabe:''' Myra, Marshall, I may need your help for this.\\
'''Hank:''' What about us?\\
'''Gabe:''' Henry, I would like you to guard the mouth of this cave with that shotgun of yours.\\
'''Hank:''' You can count on me!\\
'''Eustace:''' And me?\\
'''Gabe:''' You... ''[{{beat}}]'' ...can hold my coat.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''
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->'''Doctor:''' Clara, could you fetch me the dead [alien]?
->'''Clara:''' Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
->'''Doctor:''' Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.
->'''Clara:''' My very next suggestion.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Last Christmas"
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-->-- '''Ivy''', ''{{Dollhouse}}''

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-->-- '''Ivy''', ''{{Dollhouse}}''''{{Series/Dollhouse}}''
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->"My talents go beyond asking if he wants chocolate chip or oatmeal."
-->-- '''Ivy''', ''{{Dollhouse}}''
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->"If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? '''Kyah!'''"\\

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->"If ->''If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? '''Kyah!'''"\\Kyah!''\\

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