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->''"The history of the world is the history of the triumph of the heartless over the mindless."''
-->--'''Sir Humphrey Appleby'''

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-->--'''The Right Honourable Jim Hacker MP'''

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-->--'''The Right Honourable Jim James Hacker MP'''

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->''"The three articles of Civil Service faith: It takes longer to do things quickly, it's more expensive to do them cheaply, and it's more democratic to do them in secret."''
-->--'''The Right Honourable Jim Hacker MP'''

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->'''Daniel Hughes''': You known [[BadBoss the PM]]'s motto: In defeat, malice. In victory, revenge.
-->-- "The Writing on the Wall"

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->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[DriverOfABlackCab think]] they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.

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->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[DriverOfABlackCab think]] they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.





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\n\n-> '''Sir Humphrey''': Bernard, I have served eleven governments in the past thirty years. If I had believed in all their policies, I would have been passionately committed to keeping out of the Common Market, and passionately committed to going into it. I would have been utterly convinced of the rightness of nationalising steel. And of denationalising it and renationalising it. On capital punishment, I'd have been a fervent retentionist and an ardent abolitionist. I would've been a Keynesian and a Friedmanite, a grammar school preserver and destroyer, a nationalisation freak and a privatisation maniac; but above all, I would have been a stark, staring, raving schizophrenic.
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->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[DriverOfABlackCab think]] they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.

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->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[BritishNewspapers [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[DriverOfABlackCab think]] they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.


->When Americans decided to write a TV series about their political leaders, they produced ''Series/TheWestWing'', a heartbreakingly sincere political drama about intelligent, passionate, dynamic people giving their all for the good of the country. When Brits decided to write a TV series about their political leaders they produced ''Yes, Prime Minister''.

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->When ->''"When Americans decided to write a TV series about their political leaders, they produced ''Series/TheWestWing'', a heartbreakingly sincere political drama about intelligent, passionate, dynamic people giving their all for the good of the country. When Brits decided to write a TV series about their political leaders they produced ''Yes, Prime Minister''."''


-->It is necessary to get behind someone in order to stab them in the back.
--->--'''Sir Humphrey Appleby'''

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-->It ->''"It is necessary to get behind someone in order to stab them in the back.
--->--'''Sir
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-->--'''Sir
Humphrey Appleby'''



-->'''Woolley:''' The problem is, the Prime Minister did try to suppress the [politically damaging] chapter [of the former Prime Minister's memoirs], didn't he?
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I don't know, did he?
-->'''Woolley:''' Well didn't he, don't you remember?
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' What I remember is irrelevant. If the minutes don't say that he did, then he didn't.
-->'''Woolley:''' So you want me to falsify the minutes.
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I want nothing of the sort! It's up to you, Bernard. What do you want?
-->'''Woolley:''' I want to have a clear conscience.
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' A clear conscience.
-->'''Woolley:''' Yes, Sir Humphrey.
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' When did you acquire this taste for luxuries?

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-->'''Woolley:''' ->'''Woolley:''' The problem is, the Prime Minister did try to suppress the [politically damaging] chapter [of the former Prime Minister's memoirs], didn't he?
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I don't know, did he?
-->'''Woolley:''' ->'''Woolley:''' Well didn't he, don't you remember?
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey:''' What I remember is irrelevant. If the minutes don't say that he did, then he didn't.
-->'''Woolley:''' ->'''Woolley:''' So you want me to falsify the minutes.
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I want nothing of the sort! It's up to you, Bernard. What do you want?
-->'''Woolley:''' ->'''Woolley:''' I want to have a clear conscience.
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey:''' A clear conscience.
-->'''Woolley:''' ->'''Woolley:''' Yes, Sir Humphrey.
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey:''' When did you acquire this taste for luxuries?



-->'''Sir Humphrey''': Ladysmith House is top secret.
-->'''Hacker''': How can a seven storey building in Walthamstow be top secret?
-->'''Sir Humphrey''': Where there's a will, there's a way.
--->"The Economy Drive"

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-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey''': Ladysmith House is top secret.
-->'''Hacker''': ->'''Hacker''': How can a seven storey building in Walthamstow be top secret?
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey''': Where there's a will, there's a way.
--->"The -->-- "The Economy Drive"



-->'''Hacker''': Fortunately, Bernard, most of our journalists are so incompetent they'd have the gravest difficulty in finding out that today is Wednesday.
-->'''Woolley''': It's actually Thursday.
--->"The Compassionate Society"

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-->'''Hacker''': ->'''Hacker''': Fortunately, Bernard, most of our journalists are so incompetent they'd have the gravest difficulty in finding out that today is Wednesday.
-->'''Woolley''': ->'''Woolley''': It's actually Thursday.
--->"The -->-- "The Compassionate Society"



-->'''Sir Humphrey''': The only way to understand the Press is to remember that they pander to their readers' prejudices.
-->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[GabbyCabbie think]] they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.
-->'''Sir Humphrey''': Eh, Prime Minister, what about the people who read the ''Sun''?
-->'''Woolley''': ''Sun'' readers [[ApatheticCitizens don't care who runs the country]] [[PageThreeStunna as long as she's got]] [[BuxomIsBetter big tits]].

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-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey''': The only way to understand the Press is to remember that they pander to their readers' prejudices.
-->'''Hacker''': ->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[GabbyCabbie [[DriverOfABlackCab think]] they run the country. The ''Guardian'' is read by [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' to run the country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.
-->'''Sir ->'''Sir Humphrey''': Eh, Prime Minister, what about the people who read the ''Sun''?
-->'''Woolley''': ->'''Woolley''': ''Sun'' readers [[ApatheticCitizens don't care who runs the country]] [[PageThreeStunna as long as she's got]] [[BuxomIsBetter big tits]].



-->When Americans decided to write a TV series about their political leaders, they produced ''Series/TheWestWing'', a heartbreakingly sincere political drama about intelligent, passionate, dynamic people giving their all for the good of the country. When Brits decided to write a TV series about their political leaders they produced ''Yes, Prime Minister''.
--->'''[[http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-471 Dan Hemmens]]]'''

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-->When ->When Americans decided to write a TV series about their political leaders, they produced ''Series/TheWestWing'', a heartbreakingly sincere political drama about intelligent, passionate, dynamic people giving their all for the good of the country. When Brits decided to write a TV series about their political leaders they produced ''Yes, Prime Minister''.
--->'''[[http://ferretbrain.-->-- '''Dan Hemmens''', "[[http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-471 Dan Hemmens]]]'''My Country, 'Tis of Thee]]"

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-->'''Woolley:''' The problem is, the Prime Minister did try to suppress the [politically damaging] chapter [of the former Prime Minister's memoirs], didn't he?
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I don't know, did he?
-->'''Woolley:''' Well didn't he, don't you remember?
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' What I remember is irrelevant. If the minutes don't say that he did, then he didn't.
-->'''Woolley:''' So you want me to falsify the minutes.
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I want nothing of the sort! It's up to you, Bernard. What do you want?
-->'''Woolley:''' I want to have a clear conscience.
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' A clear conscience.
-->'''Woolley:''' Yes, Sir Humphrey.
-->'''Sir Humphrey:''' When did you acquire this taste for luxuries?

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-->When Americans decided to write a TV series about their political leaders, they produced ''Series/TheWestWing'', a heartbreakingly sincere political drama about intelligent, passionate, dynamic people giving their all for the good of the country. When Brits decided to write a TV series about their political leaders they produced ''Yes, Prime Minister''.
--->'''[[http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-471 Dan Hemmens]]]'''


-->'''Woolley''': ''Sun'' readers [[ApatheticCitizens don't care who runs the country]] [[BuxomIsBetter as long as she's got big tits]].

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-->'''Woolley''': ''Sun'' readers [[ApatheticCitizens don't care who runs the country]] [[BuxomIsBetter [[PageThreeStunna as long as she's got got]] [[BuxomIsBetter big tits]].


-->'''Woolley''': ''Sun'' readers [[ApatheticCitizens don't care who runs the country]] as long as [[PageThreeStunna she]]'s got [[BuxomIsBetter big tits]].

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-->'''Woolley''': ''Sun'' readers [[ApatheticCitizens don't care who runs the country]] as long as [[PageThreeStunna she]]'s got [[BuxomIsBetter as long as she's got big tits]].


-->It is necessary to get behind someone in order to stab them in the back?

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-->It is necessary to get behind someone in order to stab them in the back?back.


-->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the people who [[GabbyCabbie think]] [[TheQuisling they run the country]] . The ''Guardian'' is read by people who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' [[LaResistance to run the country]]. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheMan the people who actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.

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-->'''Hacker''': Don't tell me about the Press -- I know ''exactly'' who reads [[BritishNewspapers the papers]]! The ''Daily Mirror'' is read by the people [[{{Muggles}} people]] who [[GabbyCabbie think]] [[TheQuisling they run the country]] . country. The ''Guardian'' is read by people [[LaResistance people]] who think they ''[[SoapboxSadie ought]]'' [[LaResistance to run the country]]. country. The ''Times'' is read by [[TheGovernment the people]] who [[TheMan the people who actually do run the country]]. The ''Daily Mail'' is read by the [[{{Housewife}} wives]] [[GrandeDame of the people who run the country]]. The ''Financial Times'' is read by people who [[CorruptCorporateExecutive own the country]]. The ''Morning Star'' is read by [[DirtyCommunists people who think the country ought to be run]] by [[SovietRussia another country]]; the ''Daily Telegraph'' is read by the [[RedScare people who think it]] ''[[RedScare is]]''.

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