History Quotes / WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway

-->--''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''

->Meanwhile, the Jackal's [[VillainTeamUp recruitment drive continues]], this time hooking up with the Tarantula, a South American assassin with -- get this -- [[NiceShoes pointy shoes]] which he uses to stun or drug his enemies by kicking them. He's actually cooler than he sounds, but not by much.

-->--The ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' Episode Guide, [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x06-sanctuary-part-1-animated-series/ "Sanctuary, Part 1"]]

-->--'''Creator/JimSterling''' on [[Film/DoubleDragon Koga Shuko]]

-->'''La Cebolla''' during her VillainSong, ''WesternAnimation/HamsterAndGretel''

-->-- Finn, ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} rarely used the power of super-hypnotism. It was more of a skill, developed by Franchise/{{Superman}}Â’s teaching and reinforced by her super-brain and super-vision. Now, she decided it was time to give it a try.

->You have to give the creators of the newspaper ''Spider-Man'' credit for always exploring new frontiers of total lameness on the part of their characters. In one corner, we have Big Time, a criminal mastermind [[ClockKing so committed to his laughable clock theme]] that he has some sort of clock-shaped pop-gun that spits out its minute hand as ammunition and is thus presumably useless after two shots; and in the other, we have the Amazing Spider-Man, who boasts of his 'spider reflexes,' which will help him dodge a projectile that hasn’t managed to cover about three feet of space in the time its taken him to thought-balloon a sentence and a half — only to have said reflexes completely disabled by ''a loud noise''. Determining the winner in this battle will be like a philosophical conundrum: can an object with no mass be moved by an infinitely weak force?

->Magneto finally realizes that it was Cortez who launched the missile, trying to provoke Magneto into wiping out humanity. Magneto confronts him, but it turns out that heÂ’s grown dependent on CortezÂ’s powers, which areÂ… uhÂ… hang onÂ… 'the ability to bolster another mutantÂ’s power.' So heÂ’s basically the s**tty class in an {{MMORPG}}. No wonder heÂ’s so mad all the time.

->ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} rarely used the power of super-hypnotism. It was more of a skill, developed by Franchise/{{Superman}}’s teaching and reinforced by her super-brain and super-vision. Now, she decided it was time to give it a try.

->You have to give the creators of the newspaper ''Spider-Man'' credit for always exploring new frontiers of total lameness on the part of their characters. In one corner, we have Big Time, a criminal mastermind [[ClockKing so committed to his laughable clock theme]] that he has some sort of clock-shaped pop-gun that spits out its minute hand as ammunition and is thus presumably useless after two shots; and in the other, we have the Amazing Spider-Man, who boasts of his 'spider reflexes,' which will help him dodge a projectile that hasn’t managed to cover about three feet of space in the time its taken him to thought-balloon a sentence and a half — only to have said reflexes completely disabled by ''a loud noise''. Determining the winner in this battle will be like a philosophical conundrum: can an object with no mass be moved by an infinitely weak force?

->Magneto finally realizes that it was Cortez who launched the missile, trying to provoke Magneto into wiping out humanity. Magneto confronts him, but it turns out that he’s grown dependent on Cortez’s powers, which are… uh… hang on… 'the ability to bolster another mutant’s power.' So he’s basically the s**tty class in an {{MMORPG}}. No wonder he’s so mad all the time.

'''WonderWoman:''' (''rolls eyes'')

-->-- '''Jack Harkess''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances}} "The Doctor Dances"]]

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->My power is so ridiculous.''

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->''A handful of swords in ''[[Literature/LordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]''\\

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-->--The ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' Episode Guide, [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x06-sanctuary-part-1-animated-series/ "Sanctuary, Part 1"]]

->Despite a range of powers that extend to "bright lights that can hurt a bit," [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Jubilee]] has been in every group and series with an "X" in the title except [=XXXtube=] (give it time)... They've tried for years to make her kick ass, equipping her with everything from graviton gloves through Pym Particles to antigravity plates. They even -- no shit -- turned her into a vampire, going so far as to transfuse her with Wolverine's blood. They even got rid of her stupid original powers, but it's a lost cause: If traumatic orphanization doesn't make you kick ass at fighting crime, nothing will. (Her main function is now as a living museum of the superheroic fashion mistakes.)

-->--'''[[{{ComicBook/X-Men}} Xavier]]''' fires Iceman, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df87Ip_NXq8 The Pete Holmes Show]]''

->Andrew Hussie: [Doze] is slow.\\
Caliborn: THAT'S A HORRIBLE POWER.\\
Caliborn: HOW IS THAT EVEN A POWER.\\
Andrew Hussie: It just is.

-->--''TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND''

->'''Zan:''' I can be beaten by a ''sponge''. It wouldn't even have to be an ''evil'' sponge!

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'', "Summit to Save Earth, Part II". [[spoiler:Cavalry arrives just in time.]]

-->--''DeathBattle[[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lRLuPHvF6Fo : Luke Skywalker VS Harry Potter]]''

-->-- '''Wheeler''' answering himself [[LampshadeHanging asking the trope name]] in issue #3 of the ''CaptainPlanet'' ComicBook