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->I don't know how to play this one. Both teams have significant weaknesses - Nashville lost Ryan Johanssen and is weak down the middle, and the Pens are forced to dress an AHL defense - and regardless of who I pick to win, I will be accused of jinxing a team and/or hometown bias. All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now. He is on a completely different state of being. Unless he falls apart, I'm going to pick Nashville in six. [{{Beat}}] Congratulations to the Penguins on back-to-back Stanley Cups.

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->I don't know how to play this one. Both teams have significant weaknesses - Nashville lost Ryan Johanssen and is weak down the middle, and the Pens are forced to dress an AHL defense - and regardless of who I pick to win, I will be accused of jinxing a team and/or hometown bias. All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now. He is on a completely different state of being. Unless he falls apart, I'm going to pick Nashville in six. [{{Beat}}] Congratulations to the Penguins on back-to-back Stanley Cups.


-->--'''Just about any video involving the Los Angeles Charges'''

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-->--'''Just about any video involving the Los Angeles Charges'''
Chargers'''

->The football gods show no mercy. Amen.
-->--'''This Week in Sportsball episodes in the 2018 NFL season'''


->I don't know how to play this one. Both teams have significant weaknesses - Nashville lost Ryan Johanssen and is weak down the middle, and the Pens are forced to dress can AHL defense - and regardless of who I pick to win, I will be accused of jinxing a team and/or hometown bias. All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now. He is on a completely different state of being. Unless he falls apart, I'm going to pick Nashville in six. [{{Beat}}] Congratulations to the Penguins on back-to-back Stanley Cups.
-->--'''The Hater's Guide to the 2017 Stanley Cup Finals'''

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->I don't know how to play this one. Both teams have significant weaknesses - Nashville lost Ryan Johanssen and is weak down the middle, and the Pens are forced to dress can an AHL defense - and regardless of who I pick to win, I will be accused of jinxing a team and/or hometown bias. All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now. He is on a completely different state of being. Unless he falls apart, I'm going to pick Nashville in six. [{{Beat}}] Congratulations to the Penguins on back-to-back Stanley Cups.
-->--'''The -->--'''[[https://youtu.be/hLfgRZxGKeY The Hater's Guide to the 2017 Stanley Cup Finals'''Finals]]'''


->All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now.

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->All ->I don't know how to play this one. Both teams have significant weaknesses - Nashville lost Ryan Johanssen and is weak down the middle, and the Pens are forced to dress can AHL defense - and regardless of who I pick to win, I will be accused of jinxing a team and/or hometown bias. All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now.now. He is on a completely different state of being. Unless he falls apart, I'm going to pick Nashville in six. [{{Beat}}] Congratulations to the Penguins on back-to-back Stanley Cups.


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'''The Hater's Guide to the 2017 Stanley Cup Finals'''

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-->--'''The Hater's Guide to the 2017 Stanley Cup Finals'''


->Here's a foolproof one: Jameson Taillon. Total stud. Potential to be one of the best in the... ''(record scratch; headline "Jameson Tillon Undergoes Treatment for Testicular Cancer appears onscreen)'' Nope. Nope. Nope. I can't. I can't. Sorry. I can't. I can't. ''(starting to cry)'' I can't! I fucking hate this team! FUUUUUUCK!
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ78kp2GZ40 The Pittsburgh Pirates: Professional Baseball's Drunken Sailor]]'''

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->Here's a foolproof one: Jameson Taillon. Total stud. Potential to be one of the best in the... ''(record scratch; headline "Jameson Tillon Undergoes Treatment for Testicular Cancer Cancer" appears onscreen)'' Nope. Nope. Nope. I can't. I can't. Sorry. I can't. I can't. ''(starting to cry)'' I can't! I fucking hate this team! FUUUUUUCK!
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ78kp2GZ40 The Pittsburgh Pirates: Professional Baseball's Drunken Sailor]]'''Sailor]]'''

->All things equal, I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now.
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'''The Hater's Guide to the 2017 Stanley Cup Finals'''


->Fuck you, Spanos!
-->--'''Just about any video involving the Los Angeles Charges'''



-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ78kp2GZ40 The Pittsburgh Pirates: Professional Baseball's Drunken Sailor]]'''

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-->'''[[https://www.-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ78kp2GZ40 The Pittsburgh Pirates: Professional Baseball's Drunken Sailor]]'''

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->Well, at least the playoffs were better in terms of every single game not being a blowout. There were some exciting match-ups this time around, which leads us to our epic showdown of... ''(Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers logos fly onscreen, accompanied by a fart sound effect, then a buzzer with the captions "Conglaturation, NBA!" and "You're fucked again!")'' Warriors versus Cavs. Fucking hell, again? Shit like this gives ammo to the people who think that the league is rigged.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW7hU2RR-fQ The Haters Guide to the 2018 NBA Finals]]'''

->Here's a foolproof one: Jameson Taillon. Total stud. Potential to be one of the best in the... ''(record scratch; headline "Jameson Tillon Undergoes Treatment for Testicular Cancer appears onscreen)'' Nope. Nope. Nope. I can't. I can't. Sorry. I can't. I can't. ''(starting to cry)'' I can't! I fucking hate this team! FUUUUUUCK!
-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ78kp2GZ40 The Pittsburgh Pirates: Professional Baseball's Drunken Sailor]]'''

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