History Quotes / TrailersAlwaysSpoil

-->-- [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]] on the ''{{Film/Transformers}}'' Trailer [[http://ARNie00.deviantart.com/art/Transformers-MST3K-redux-3-46376881]]

'''Crow T Robot''': No, that was ''Film/TheIsland'''s secret."

-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/LeapYear''

->'''Red:''' Started drawing the next chapter! Allow me to present this sneak peak at whoever's got these sick tats\\
'''Red:''' ''(in next post)'' mmmm that is supposed to be "sneak PEEK" but in my defense it is late and I am very tired
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Aurora}}'' Twitter page ([[https://twitter.com/AuroraWebcomic/status/1134345092133720064 here]])

->''Film/TheTrumanShow'' is founded on an enormous secret that all of the studio's advertising has been determined to reveal.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''''s [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-truman-show-1998 review]]

->''"Shall I spend three-and-sixpence to purchase the book,\\
Which we all can pick up on the bookstall and look?\\
Well, it may appear strange, but I think I shall not,\\
For the back of the cover will tell you the plot."''
-->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton''', [[http://chesterton.wordpress.com/2007/02/21/commercial-candour/ "Commercial Candour"]]

->''OK, so Jake is just this regular dude who has this thing for the very righteous babe, Allison. And the two of them meet this gnarly old magician named Zebediah, who actually happens to be this creature-person exiled from the underground world, [[LampshadeHanging only there's no way you're supposed to know that yet, OK?]]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TotallyRad'' [[AllThereInTheManual Instruction Manual]]

->''Showing the Kraken in the ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans|2010}}'' trailer is like asking a girl out with your dick hanging out.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/011375.html Overheard Everywhere]]''

->'''Red:''' Started drawing the next chapter! Allow me to present this sneak peak at whoever's got these sick tats\\
'''Red:''' ''(in next post)'' mmmm that is supposed to be "sneak PEEK" but in my defense it is late and I am very tired
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Aurora}}'' Twitter page ([[https://twitter.com/AuroraWebcomic/status/1134345092133720064 here]])

->''I don't think we can complain when trailers give away too much AND complain when a trailer [[NeverTrustATrailer shows stuff that's not in the final movie]].''
-->--'''[[https://twitter.com/#!/EricDSnider/status/120931735448989696 @EricDSnider]]'''

->''Watch The Mysterious Murderer. If you already saw it, don't spoil the ending. If you haven't seen it, you will never guess until the last moment that the mysterious murderer is [[spoiler:Jack the Stranger]]''
-->-- The trailer of The Mysterious Murderer routine by Music/LesLuthiers

->The ''Film/SpiderManFarFromHome'' trailer is about to play, but if you haven't seen ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' yet, stop watching, because there's some serious spoilers about to come up. But if you have seen ''Avengers: Endgame'', enjoy the trailer.
-->-- '''Creator/TomHolland''', ''Film/SpiderManFarFromHome'' trailer

->'''Gumball:''' That's EXACTLY what I'm saying, dude! These days the trailers show you the whole thing apart from the end credits! \\
'''Darwin:''' Yeah! What's the point of watching a movie if you already know what happens in it? It's like going up to this guy and saying "Oh, you know the movie with the wizard kid under the stairs? [[HypocriticalHumor Well at the end, the bearded dude gets iced by the goth guy]]!".
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Pizza"

->mmmm that is supposed to be "sneak PEEK" but in my defense it is late and I am very tired

->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton''', [[http://chesterton.wordpress.com/2007/02/21/commercial-candour/ "Commercial Candour"]]

->--'''[[https://twitter.com/#!/EricDSnider/status/120931735448989696 @EricDSnider]]'''

-->-- '''Creator/TomHolland'''

->Sitting with a group of pals, my friend Andrew Muchoney and I exchanged dropped-jaws looks when a bit from what was obviously the end of the movie was shown. How naïve we were. Now 80% of trailers are like that.
-->--'''''Jabootu''''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/s4.htm on]] ''Film/SupermanIII''

->You almost don’t need to spend $45 and a kidney (or however much a movie ticket is these days) to sip canned wine from a paper bag in a darkened theater while surrounded by a bunch of brats and their parents loudly talking at the screen. The trailer shows you the whole movie!
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/19/well-at-least-the-cinderella-trailers-got-a-ginger-cate-blanchett-in-it/ DListed]]''''', "Well, At Least The ''Cinderella'' Trailer’s Got A Ginger Creator/CateBlanchett In It"

->If you don’t want to actually sit through this film, just watch the trailer. It’s a microcosm of the actual film. It’s the damn Cliff Notes. It seemingly just leaves out the very end ([[CaptainObviousReveal wins the fight, gets his daughter back]] I’m guessing?). Why does Hollywood assume that we’re all slack-jawed hammerheads who need everything spoon fed to us? Hey, I sort of understood ''{{Film/Interstellar}}''! I know things! I’m learned and patient enough not to need the movie explained to me so I’ll go see the movie! And so are many others, I’m sure. Hollywood’s the worst.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/27/the-trailer-for-50-cents-new-flick-it-out-i-think-jake-gyllenhaals-in-it-too/ J. Jarvey]]'''

->Batman uncovers signs of a dangerous ''new'' villain unlike anything Gotham has ever-- '''''[[HijackedByGanon IT'S THE JOKER]]''''', alright?!\\\
And since his face is all over the fucking posters, I spoil that with no shame whatsoever.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''

->What ''Smallville'' tends to get right above all else is casting, principal and supporting roles alike. So it is (and was before) with Callum Blue as Zod, returning in "Dominion"...the attempt to exploit any available mystery around Zod's role as Clark and Oliver's Phantom Zone captor (cf. the [[DramaticUnmask slow lifting of Zod's shrouded head]] at the moment of revelation) simply exposes what ''Smallville'' tends not to get so right: [[ExcusePlot illogically building plots ]] on the ragged edges of inconsistent character behaviors and motivations.\\\
On the whole, this short-coming is partly the fault of marketing -- all the advance clips and stills and whatnot that prevent the device of dramatic surprise from ever getting to work its magic on its audience. We see Welling and Hartley act as though Clark and Oliver are surprised at the revelation of Zod's presence, but much of the real drama we could have enjoyed is lost because we all knew it was coming and, what's more, we'd known about it for days (if not weeks). I'd even go so far as to call it tragic in this case especially because using Zod, in what is at root a [[PanderingToTheBase filler episode]] to serve what is at best a supplemental function, would otherwise have been a real surprise.
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville10-ep19 Marc Pritchard]]''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Dominion"