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'''Gwen:''' Thank you. ''[drives off]''

to:

'''Gwen:''' Thank you. ''[drives off]''off]''\\



'''Jack:''' You clean now?\\'''John:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]

to:

'''Jack:''' You clean now?\\'''John:''' now?\\
'''John:'''
[[SarcasmMode Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]


->'''Owen:''' If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.
->'''Jack:''' And that's just the humans.

to:

->'''Owen:''' If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.
->'''Jack:'''
million.\\
'''Jack:'''
And that's just the humans.



->''Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all broken.'' [makes a phone gesture with his hand] ''Hello? Anybody there? NO, because the phones aren't working!''
--> -- '''Ianto Jones''', "They Keep Killing Suzie"



->'''Gwen:''' Excuse me... Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar?
->'''Old lady:''' ''(points in direction of blowfish alien)'' Bloody Torchwood...

to:

->'''Gwen:''' ''[to an old lady walking in the street]'' Excuse me... Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar?
->'''Old
sportscar?\\
''[The old lady points in direction of the blowfish alien]''\\
'''Gwen:''' Thank you. ''[drives off]''
'''Old
lady:''' ''(points in direction of blowfish alien)'' ''[muttering]'' Bloody Torchwood...



->'''Jack:''' So, how was rehab?
->'''John:''' Rehabs. Plural.
->'''Jack:''' Drink, drugs, sex and...?
->'''John:''' Murder.
->'''Jack:''' (cracking up) You went to ''murder'' rehab?
->'''John:''' I know, ridiculous. The odd kill! Who does it hurt?
->'''Jack:''' You clean now?
->'''John:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]

to:

->'''Jack:''' So, how was rehab?
->'''John:'''
rehab?\\
'''John:'''
Rehabs. Plural.
->'''Jack:'''
Plural.\\
'''Jack:'''
Drink, drugs, sex and...?
->'''John:''' Murder.
->'''Jack:''' (cracking up)
?\\
'''John:''' Murder.\\
'''Jack:''' ''[cracking up]''
You went to ''murder'' rehab?
->'''John:'''
rehab?\\
'''John:'''
I know, ridiculous. The odd kill! Who does it hurt?
->'''Jack:'''
hurt?\\
'''Jack:'''
You clean now?
->'''John:'''
now?\\'''John:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]



->'''Tosh:''' You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
->'''Jack:''' It's just a mind probe.
->'''Ianto:''' Remember what happened ''last'' time we used it?
->'''Jack:''' That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure.
->'''Ianto:''' Oh right. Their heads must explode all the time.

to:

->'''Tosh:''' You said we weren't allowed to use that again. \n->'''Jack:''' \\
'''Jack:'''
It's just a mind probe.
->'''Ianto:'''
probe.\\
'''Ianto:'''
Remember what happened ''last'' time we used it?
->'''Jack:'''
it?\\
'''Jack:'''
That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure. \n->'''Ianto:''' \\
'''Ianto:'''
Oh right. Their heads must explode all the time.



->'''Owen''' How'd you know that?
->'''Ianto''' I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.

to:

->'''Owen''' ->'''Owen:''' How'd you know that?
->'''Ianto'''
that?\\
'''Ianto:'''
I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.



->'''Jack:''' All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in and thanks to you they'll have tightened security.
->'''Rhys:''' Well, if you'd stopped and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showing off about the place—
->'''Jack:''' Do I show off?
->'''Ianto:''' Just a bit.
->'''Rhys:''' - you'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy. So rather than cock things up I found you a way to get in. ''[getting right in Jack's face]'' But if you can't handle that, Big Boy, then you can stuff it!
->'''Jack:'''...''[glances at Gwen]'' This is quite homoerotic.

to:

->'''Jack:''' All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in and thanks to you they'll have tightened security.
->'''Rhys:'''
security.\\
'''Rhys:'''
Well, if you'd stopped and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showing off about the place—
->'''Jack:'''
place-\\
'''Jack:''' ''[to Ianto]''
Do I show off?
->'''Ianto:'''
off?\\
'''Ianto:'''
Just a bit.
->'''Rhys:'''
bit.\\
'''Rhys:'''
- you'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy. So rather than cock things up I found you a way to get in. ''[getting right in Jack's face]'' But if you can't handle that, Big Boy, then you can stuff it!
->'''Jack:'''...
it!\\
'''Jack:'''
''[glances at Gwen]'' This is quite homoerotic.



->'''Banana Boat:''' So do you fancy a little drink later?
->'''Tosh:''' I'm sorry. I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines.
->'''Banana Boat:''' Huh?
->'''Tosh:''' Bananas make me vomit.

to:

->'''Banana Boat:''' So do you fancy a little drink later?
->'''Tosh:'''
later?\\
'''Tosh:'''
I'm sorry. I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines.
->'''Banana
amines.\\
'''Banana
Boat:''' Huh?
->'''Tosh:'''
Huh?\\
'''Tosh:'''
Bananas make me vomit.



->'''Gwen:''' On your knees!
->'''John:''' [sigh] [[HypocriticalHumor Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people.]]
->'''Gwen:''' Now!

to:

->'''Gwen:''' On your knees!
->'''John:''' [sigh]
knees!\\
'''John:''' ''[sigh]''
[[HypocriticalHumor Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people.]]
->'''Gwen:''' Now!
]]



->'''Gwen:''' [mockingly] Oh my God, Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever.
->'''Rhys:''' [mock-concerned] Good luck. Have you got currency?
->'''Gwen:''' Yes, and I've had my injections.

to:

->'''Gwen:''' [mockingly] ''[mockingly]'' Oh my God, Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever.
->'''Rhys:''' [mock-concerned]
forever.\\
'''Rhys:''' ''[mock-concerned]''
Good luck. Have you got currency?
->'''Gwen:'''
currency?\\
'''Gwen:'''
Yes, and I've had my injections.



->'''Rex''': [aggravated] Now, what is this? Wait a minute, [[FishOutOfWater I've got to pay for this bridge?]] Goddamn Wales.
-->-- '''Rex Matheson''' encounters Severn Bridge [[BrickJoke as well]], "The New World"

->'''Ianto''': Don’t forget me.
->'''Jack''': Never could.
->'''Ianto''': A thousand years’ time…you won’t remember me.
->'''Jack''': Yes, I will. I promise, I will.

to:

->'''Rex''': [aggravated] ->'''Rex:''' ''[aggravated]'' Now, what is this? Wait a minute, [[FishOutOfWater I've got to pay for this bridge?]] Goddamn Wales.
-->-- '''Rex Matheson''' encounters the Severn Bridge [[BrickJoke as well]], "The New World"

->'''Ianto''': ->'''Ianto:''' Don’t forget me.
->'''Jack''':
me.\\
'''Jack:'''
Never could.
->'''Ianto''':
could.\\
'''Ianto:'''
A thousand years’ time…you time... you won’t remember me.
->'''Jack''':
me. \\
'''Jack:'''
Yes, I will. I promise, I will.



->'''Gwen:''' That was your last chance.
->'''Lyn:''' Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it? If you're the best England's got to offer, then God help you.
->'''Gwen:''' I'm Welsh. [punches her]

to:

->'''Gwen:''' That was your last chance.
->'''Lyn:'''
chance.\\
'''Lyn:'''
Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it? If you're the best England's [[UsefulNotes/BritainVersusTheUK England's]] got to offer, then God help you.
->'''Gwen:'''
you.\\
'''Gwen:'''
I'm Welsh. [punches her]''Welsh''. ''[punches her]''



->'''Lupa''': You like ''Torchwood'' right?
->'''Snob''': Never heard of it. Is it pretentious?
->'''Lupa''': No, but it has lots of gay sex and a pterodactyl!
->'''Snob''': You're alright.
-->'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''Film/SherlockHolmes''

->''Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all broken.'' (makes a little phone with his hand) ''Hello? Anybody there? NO, because the phones aren't working!''
--> -- '''Ianto Jones''', "They Keep Killing Suzie"

to:

->'''Lupa''': ->'''Lupa:''' You like ''Torchwood'' right?
->'''Snob''':
right?\\
'''Snob:'''
Never heard of it. Is it pretentious?
->'''Lupa''':
pretentious?\\
'''Lupa:'''
No, but it has lots of gay sex and a pterodactyl!
->'''Snob''':
pterodactyl!\\
'''Snob:'''
You're alright.
-->'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''Film/SherlockHolmes''

->''Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all broken.'' (makes a little phone with his hand) ''Hello? Anybody there? NO, because the phones aren't working!''
--> -- '''Ianto Jones''', "They Keep Killing Suzie"
''Film/SherlockHolmes''


-->'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''SherlockHolmes''

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-->'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''SherlockHolmes''
''Film/SherlockHolmes''


->'''Gwen''' I'm Welsh. [punches her]

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->'''Gwen''' ->'''Gwen:''' I'm Welsh. [punches her]


->'''Rhys:''' - you'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy. So rather than cock things up I found you a way to get in. (getting right in Jack's face) But if you can't handle that, Big Boy, then you can stuff it.
->'''Jack:'''...(glances at Gwen) This is quite homoerotic.

to:

->'''Rhys:''' - you'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy. So rather than cock things up I found you a way to get in. (getting ''[getting right in Jack's face) face]'' But if you can't handle that, Big Boy, then you can stuff it.
it!
->'''Jack:'''...(glances ''[glances at Gwen) Gwen]'' This is quite homoerotic.


->'''John:''' [sigh] Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people.

to:

->'''John:''' [sigh] [[HypocriticalHumor Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people.]]


->''Land lines, mobiles, tin cans with bits of string, all down. Everything down, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all gone.'' (makes a little phone with his hand) ''Hello? Anybody there? No, because the phones aren't working!''

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->''Land lines, mobiles, ->''Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, all down. Everything down, string. Everything, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all gone.broken.'' (makes a little phone with his hand) ''Hello? Anybody there? No, NO, because the phones aren't working!''


--> '''Rex Matheson''' encounters Severn Bridge [[BrickJoke as well]], "The New World"

to:

--> -->-- '''Rex Matheson''' encounters Severn Bridge [[BrickJoke as well]], "The New World"

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->'''Rex''': [aggravated] Now, what is this? Wait a minute, [[FishOutOfWater I've got to pay for this bridge?]] Goddamn Wales.
--> '''Rex Matheson''' encounters Severn Bridge [[BrickJoke as well]], "The New World"


--> -- '''Ianto Jones''', "Sleeper"

to:

--> -- '''Ianto Jones''', "Sleeper""They Keep Killing Suzie"


->'''Jack:''' You went to ''murder'' rehab?

to:

->'''Jack:''' (cracking up) You went to ''murder'' rehab?


Added DiffLines:

->'''Jack:''' You clean now?
->'''John:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]


-->'''WebOriginal/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''SherlockHolmes''

to:

-->'''WebOriginal/TheCinemaSnob''' -->'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''ObscurusLupa''', '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''SherlockHolmes''


-->'''TheCinemaSnob''' and '''ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''SherlockHolmes''

to:

-->'''TheCinemaSnob''' -->'''WebOriginal/TheCinemaSnob''' and '''ObscurusLupa''', in their review of The Asylum's ''SherlockHolmes''

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->'''Jack:''' So, how was rehab?
->'''John:''' Rehabs. Plural.
->'''Jack:''' Drink, drugs, sex and...?
->'''John:''' Murder.
->'''Jack:''' You went to ''murder'' rehab?
->'''John:''' I know, ridiculous. The odd kill! Who does it hurt?
-->"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"

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