History Quotes / TheManyDeathsOfYou

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI Z is for Zelda,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor who wished for THE END]]\\

Game over! Game over! Video games have their own [=ABCs!=]\\

[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 H is for Heavy,]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood whose sandvich was bait]]\\
''[chorus]'' Game over! Game over! Everyone's game ends eventually!\\
Game over! Game over! Let's count the ways from A to Z!\\
[[VideoGame/MegaMan1 I is for Ice Man,]] [[ImMelting whose best friend was hot]]\\

[[VideoGame/PacMan P is for Pac-Man,]] [[StalkerWithACrush who Blinky adored]]\\
''[chorus]''\\
[[VideoGame/QBert Q is for Q*Bert,]] [[StaircaseTumble who fell down the stairs]]\\
[[VideoGame/{{Rayman}} R is for Rayman,]] [[TakeThat since nobody cares]]\\

-->--"50 Ways To Say Goodbye", Train

[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros B is for Bowser,]] [[BossArenaIdiocy whose bridgework was crummy]]\\

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda G is for Ganon,]] [[GluttonousPig who gained too much weight]]\\

[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} K is for Kirby,]] [[PopGoesTheHuman popped like a balloon]]\\

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda O is for Old Man,]] [[HeroicSacrifice who needed that sword]]\\

[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog S is for Sonic,]] [[SuperDrowningSkills who needed some air]]\\

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Z is for Zelda,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor who wished for THE END]]\\

-->-- '''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MRy_RXJWU Game Over Tinnies]]"

->'''Rafando:''' You cannot do this. You will not leave this planet alive!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do me a favour. The Fatality Index -- look up ''The Doctor''.\\
'''Rafando:''' You have an entry, just like any other sentient being.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Under ''Cause of Death''.\\
'''Rafando:''' ''[Fatality Index starts ticking rapidly]'' ...You do seem to have a... an impressive record of fatalities credited to you... ''[Smiles nervously]'' A truly... remarkable record. ''[Guards [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flee]]]'' Where are you going?! He's unarmed! -- You ''are'' unarmed?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Always.\\
'''Rafando:''' ''[Thumps the still-ticking Fatality Index in frustration]'' ...You stand alone.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Often.\\
'''Rafando:''' ''You're'' the one who should be afraid!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Never.\\
'''Rafando:''' ...Have a nice day then. ''[{{Beat}}] [Flees]''
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E6Extremis Extremis]]"

Game over! Game over! 50 of games have their own [=ABCs!=]\\

[[VideoGame/MegaMan1 I is for Ice Man,]] [[KillItWithFire whose best friend was hot]]\\

[[VideoGame/{{Frogger}} F is for Frogger,]] [[SquashedFlat who got too ambitious]]\\

->''"I'm surprised there are less bullshit deaths than Creator/{{Sierra}} games usually have -- ''(a dragon appears and decapitates him)'' -- [[TemptingFate whoop, spoke too soon]].""
-->--'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''', ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dySUiUxqgew#t=3067s plays]] ''VideoGame/{{Manhunter}}''

->I was on a roof, I tried to open a gate, but clicking it just dumped me to the Game over screen without explanation. I assumed it was electrified, and only realized after solving the puzzle that, no, there was just a big scary dog behind the gate. ''On the roof.'' Presumably after having been parachuted in by the 117th Big Scary Dog Airborne Division. And which had apparently killed me the moment line-of-sight was established with his electrified Eukanuba farts.
-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''Tesla Effect: A VideoGame/TexMurphy Adventure''

->There's an old joke of {{famous last words}} in ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''. The first two items on the list are 'I open the door' and 'I don't open the door.' The joke being that death comes without any real warning or ability to prevent it in ''D&D''... I don't think there's a single adventure game I played with my mother without a save file called '[[ThisIsGonnaSuck We who are about to die]]' -- a save file to be utilized whenever you are about to enter an area of such obvious danger that the odds of your not doing something that randomly kills you are basically zero. Somehow, improbably, we mistook this for fun.
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/11/ironically-i-forgot-90-of-how-to-play.html El Sandifer]]'''

->You start the game out in Eddie's office... Then when you get outside, you can take a wallet for trading at shops, but a [[DeathByLookingUp potted plant]] will drop down, and you instantly lose a life if it clonks you. No lifebars, just lives, which really bites considering how easy it is to be killed by [[EverythingTryingToKillYou a passing rat or snake]]. There are animals just about everywhere you go who leap at you if you get too close, and they sometimes guard helpful items, so you need a corresponding distraction item to lure them away... Of course, there are dark caverns that require you to find a light, just like the [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames not-part from the film]] where Eddie had to go bumbling about in caves for about half an hour before finding a piece of the will.
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-rogerrabbit.htm Soltenga]]''' on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' (UsefulNotes/{{NES}})

->She went down in an airplane
->Fried getting suntanned
->Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
->Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
->She met a shark under water
->Fell and no one caught her
->I returned everything I ever bought her
->Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
->And ways to say you died

->She was caught in a mudslide
->Eaten by a lion
->Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
->Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
->She dried up in the desert
->Drowned in a hot tub
->Danced to death at an east side night club
->Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
->And ways to say you died

->--One of the many ways to die in ''VideoGame/{{NetHack}}''

->''"Over 30 wickedly cunning, fully-animated deaths await the unwary"''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': I'm surprised there are less bullshit deaths than Creator/{{Sierra}} games usually have -- ''(a dragon appears and decapitates him)'' -- [[TemptingFate whoop, spoke too soon]].
-->--'''''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dySUiUxqgew#t=3067s plays]] ''{{VideoGame/Manhunter}}''

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''Tesla Effect: A Videogame/TexMurphy Adventure''

''Take your pick! ♪''\\

[[folder:The Game Over Tinies]]
''(By Music/{{Brentalfloss}})''

-> [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII A is for Aerith,]] [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice stabbed right through the tummy]]
-> [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros B is for Bowser,]] [[BossArenaIdiocy whose bridgework was crummy]]
-> [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger C is for Crono,]] [[TimeyWimeyBall or was that his double?]]
-> [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII D is for Dhalsim,]] [[RubberMan who had yoga trouble]]
-> [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin E is for Ecco,]] [[TakeThatScrappy and he was delicious]]
-> [[VideoGame/{{Frogger}} F is for Frogger,]] [[SquashedFlat who got too ambitious]]
-> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda G is for Ganon,]] [[GluttonousPig who gained too much weight]]
-> [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 H is for Heavy,]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood whose sandvich was bait]]

-> ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MRy_RXJWU (Chorus)]]''

-> [[VideoGame/MegaMan1 I is for Ice Man,]] [[KillItWithFire whose best friend was hot]]
-> [[VideoGame/EarthwormJim J is for Jim,]] [[LiteralMetaphor who the early bird caught]]
-> [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} K is for Kirby,]] [[PopGoesTheHuman popped like a balloon]]
-> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask L is for Link,]] [[ColonyDrop who was crushed by the moon]]
-> [[VideoGame/MarioKart M is for Mario]] [[TheAllegedCar (faulty transmission)]]
-> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime N is for Navi,]] [[DrivenToSuicide why wouldn't they listen?]]
-> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda O is for Old Man,]] [[HeroicSacrifice who needed that sword]]
-> [[VideoGame/PacMan P is for Pac-Man,]] [[StalkerWithACrush who Blinky adored]]

-> ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MRy_RXJWU (Chorus)]]''

-> [[VideoGame/QBert Q is for Q*Bert,]] [[StaircaseTumble who fell down the stairs]]
-> [[VideoGame/{{Rayman}} R is for Rayman,]] [[TakeThat since nobody cares]]
-> [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog S is for Sonic,]] [[SuperDrowningSkills who needed some air]]
-> [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 T is for Tails,]] [[KickTheDog who also was there]]
-> [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI U is for Ultros,]] [[HazardousWater done in by chlorine]]
-> [[VideoGame/SoulSeries V is for Voldo,]] [[DangerouslyCloseShave whose shave was too clean]]
-> [[VideoGame/WarioWare W is for Wario,]] [[RidiculousFutureSequelisation with too many 'Wares]]
-> [[VideoGame/MegaManX X is for X,]] [[BearsAreBadNews assaulted by bears]]
-> [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Y is for Yoshi,]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential who had a bad friend]]
-> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Z is for Zelda,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor who wished for THE END]]

-> ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MRy_RXJWU (Chorus)]]''
[[/folder]]

-> [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI U is for Ultros,]] done in by chlorine

-> [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda G is for Ganon,]] who gained too much weight

-> [[VideoGame/{{Frogger}} F is for Frogger,]] who got too ambitious

-> [[VideoGame/EarthwormJim J is for Jim,]] who the early bird caught

-> [[VideoGame/{{Rayman}} R is for Rayman,]] [[EnsembleDarkhorse since nobody cares]]

-> [[VideoGame/SoulSeries V is for Voldo,]] whose shave was too clean
-> [[VideoGame/WarioWare W is for Wario,]] [[{{Sequelitis}} with too many 'Wares]]

-> [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros B is for Bowser,]] whose bridgework was crummy

-> [[VideoGame/MegaMan1 I is for Ice Man,]] [[ElementalRockPaperScissors whose best friend was hot]]

-> [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} K is for Kirby,]] [[SpikesOfDoom popped like a balloon]]

-> [[VideoGame/MegaManX X is for X,]] [[EverythingsWorseWithBears assaulted by bears]]

-> D is for Dhalsim, [[RubberMan who had yoga trouble]]

-> U is for Ultros, done in by chlorine
-> V is for Voldo, whose shave was too clean

-> [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Y is for Yoshi,]] [[WhatTheHellHero who had a bad friend]]

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': I'm surprised there are less bullshit deaths than Creator/{{Sierra}} games usually have -- ''(a dragon appears and decapitates him)'' -- whoop, spoke too soon.

->''"“[[HaveANiceDeath It’s fun coming up with new ways to kill yourself]]. I told the stunt guys, ‘Watch [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner Wile E. Coyote cartoons.]] It’s not violent enough!’”

'''Rafando:''' ''[Fatality Index starts ticking rapidly]'' ...You do seem to have a... an impressive record of fatalities credited to you... ''[Smiles nervously]'' A truly... remarkable record. ''[Guards [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flee]]]'' Where are you going?! He's unarmed! --You ''are'' unarmed?\\

''(By brentalfloss)''

->'''Rafando:''' You cannot do this. You will not leave this planet alive!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Do me a favour. The Fatality Index -- look up ''The Doctor''.\\

'''Rafando:''' ...You do seem to have a... an impressive record of fatalities credited to you... ''[Smiles nervously]'' A truly... remarkable record. ''[Guards [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flee]]]'' Where are you going?! He's unarmed! --You ''are'' unarmed?\\

'''Rafando:''' ''[Thumps the still-typing Fatality Index in frustration]'' ...You stand alone.\\

'''Rafando:''' ''You're'' the one who should be afraid!''\\

'''Rafando:''' ...Have a nice day, then. ''[{{Beat}}] [Flees]''