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[[SarcasmMode Hooray, LJN.]]

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[[SarcasmMode Hooray, LJN.]]Hooray,]] Creator/{{LJN|Toys}}.


Or say [[CallBack Cowabunga... Cowa-fucking pece of dog shit]]!\\\

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Or say [[CallBack Cowabunga... Cowa-fucking pece piece of dog shit]]!\\\


-->--From his re-review of ''VideoGame/BackToTheFuturePartIIAndIII''

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-->--From his re-review of ''VideoGame/BackToTheFuturePartIIAndIII''''VideoGame/BackToTheFuturePartIIAndIII''

->''He's gonna take you back to the past\\
To play the shitty games that suck ass\\
He'd rather have\\
A buffalo\\
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear\\
He'd rather eat\\
The rotten asshole\\
Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer\\
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard\\
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd\\
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd\\
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd\\\
When you turn on your TV\\
Make sure it's tuned to Channel 3\\
He's got a nerdy shirt\\
And a pocket pouch\\
Although I've never seen him write anything down\\
He's got a Power Glove\\
And a [[ClusterFBomb filthy mouth]]\\
Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down\\
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard\\
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd\\
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd\\
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd\\\
He plays the worst games of all time\\
Horrible abominations of mankind\\
They make him so mad he could spit\\
Or say [[CallBack Cowabunga... Cowa-fucking pece of dog shit]]!\\\
They rip you off and don't care one bit\\
But this Nerd, he doesn't forget it\\
Why can't a turtle swim?\\
Why can't I land a plane?\\
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck\\
The characters' names are wrong\\
Why is that password so long?\\
Why don't the weapons do anything?\\
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard\\
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words\\
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd\\
He's the Angry Creator/{{Atari}} UsefulNotes/{{Amiga}} [[UsefulNotes/PhilipsCDi CD-i]] UsefulNotes/ColecoVision UsefulNotes/{{Intellivision}} Creator/{{Sega}} UsefulNotes/NeoGeo UsefulNotes/TurboGrafx16 [[UsefulNotes/MagnavoxOdyssey Odyssey]] [[UsefulNotes/ThreeDOInteractiveMultiplayer 3DO]] [[UsefulNotes/Commodore64 Commodore]] Creator/{{Nintendo}}... Nerd\\
He's the Angry... Video Game... Nerd''
-->--The full lyrics to the theme song, as heard on the Sega CD episode

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->'''AVGN:''' This game sucks.
-->--The first words ever spoken by Nerd


->'''AVGN:''' Or (Bleep) that. It's going to be (Bleep)ing great. It's that (Bleep)ing Rocky. There has not been a Rocky movie in 16 years. I am so excited. That I have all 5 Rocky movies playing at house at the same time. This is my projector. It's playing Rocky on my projection screen. And check out my 80's TV, It's playing Rocky II. And check my bedroom TV, It's Rocky III. And on my living room TV, There's Rocky IV. And check my computer, It's playing Rocky V. Now, There's one extra TV there with the Sega Master System. (Grabs the gamepak case) Twice the Mega Power? (Opens the case, Takes out the gamepak and puts it into the Sega Master System).
-->--The opening his review of ''Rocky'' video game for the Sega Master System.

->'''AVGN:''' Purple for putrid gameplay\\
Blue for bad musical abominations\\
Green for graphical farts and garlic\\
Yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material\\
Orange for "orange you a fucking idiot"\\

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->'''AVGN:''' Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.
-->--One of the legendary Nerd rants from the review of ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' (NES)

->'''AVGN:''' Or (Bleep) fuck that. It's going to be (Bleep)ing fucking great. It's that (Bleep)ing fucking Rocky. There has not been a Rocky movie in 16 years. I am so excited. That I have all 5 Rocky movies playing at house at the same time. This is my projector. It's playing Rocky on my projection screen. And check out my 80's TV, It's playing Rocky II. And check my bedroom TV, It's Rocky III. And on my living room TV, There's Rocky IV. And check my computer, It's playing Rocky V. Now, There's one extra TV there with the Sega Master System. (Grabs the gamepak case) Twice the Mega Power? (Opens the case, Takes out the gamepak and puts it into the Sega Master System).
-->--The -->--From the opening his of AVGN's review of ''Rocky'' video game for the Sega Master System.

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->'''AVGN:''' Let me ask a question: what do you get when you take a movie that's ASS and you make it into a game? You get a piece of shit! Now, if you get a piece of ass, that's a good thing. But, if you get a piece of shit, you don't want that!
-->--From the ''Independence Day'' review

->'''AVGN:''' Purple for putrid gameplay\\
gameplay;\\
Blue for bad musical abominations\\
abominations;\\
Green for graphical farts and garlic\\
garlic;\\
Yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material\\
material;\\
Orange for "orange you a fucking idiot"\\idiot?"\\


->'''AVGN:''' Purple for putrid game play, blue for bad musical abominations, green for graphical farts and garlic, yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material, orange for "orange you a fucking idiot?," and red for high-stress, anger-inducing masochism. Put them together and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray LJN.
-->--From his re-review of the ''Back to the Future'' games.

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->'''AVGN:''' Purple for putrid game play, blue gameplay\\
Blue
for bad musical abominations, green abominations\\
Green
for graphical farts and garlic, yellow garlic\\
Yellow
for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material, orange material\\
Orange
for "orange you a fucking idiot?," and idiot"\\
And
red for high-stress, anger-inducing masochism. masochism!\\
Put them together and you've that all together, you got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray LJN.
Shit Rainbow.\\
[[SarcasmMode Hooray, LJN.]]
-->--From his re-review of the ''Back to the Future'' games.''VideoGame/BackToTheFuturePartIIAndIII''


->'''AVGN:''' Or (Bleep) that. It's going to be (Bleep)ing great. It's that (Bleep)ing Rocky. There has not been a Rocky movie 16 years. I am so excited. That I have all 5 Rocky movies playing at house at the same time. This is my projector. It's playing Rocky on my projection screen. And check out my 80's TV, It's playing Rocky II. And check my bedroom TV, It's Rocky III. And on my living room TV, There's Rocky IV. And check my computer, It's playing Rocky V. Now, There's one extra TV there with the Sega Master System. (Grabs the gamepak case) Twice the Mega Power? (Opens the case, Takes out the gamepak and puts it into the Sega Master System).
-->--The opening his review of ''Rocky'' video game for the Sega Master System.

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->'''AVGN:''' Or (Bleep) that. It's going to be (Bleep)ing great. It's that (Bleep)ing Rocky. There has not been a Rocky movie in 16 years. I am so excited. That I have all 5 Rocky movies playing at house at the same time. This is my projector. It's playing Rocky on my projection screen. And check out my 80's TV, It's playing Rocky II. And check my bedroom TV, It's Rocky III. And on my living room TV, There's Rocky IV. And check my computer, It's playing Rocky V. Now, There's one extra TV there with the Sega Master System. (Grabs the gamepak case) Twice the Mega Power? (Opens the case, Takes out the gamepak and puts it into the Sega Master System).
-->--The opening his review of ''Rocky'' video game for the Sega Master System.System.

->'''AVGN:''' Purple for putrid game play, blue for bad musical abominations, green for graphical farts and garlic, yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material, orange for "orange you a fucking idiot?," and red for high-stress, anger-inducing masochism. Put them together and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray LJN.
-->--From his re-review of the ''Back to the Future'' games.

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->'''AVGN:''' Or (Bleep) that. It's going to be (Bleep)ing great. It's that (Bleep)ing Rocky. There has not been a Rocky movie 16 years. I am so excited. That I have all 5 Rocky movies playing at house at the same time. This is my projector. It's playing Rocky on my projection screen. And check out my 80's TV, It's playing Rocky II. And check my bedroom TV, It's Rocky III. And on my living room TV, There's Rocky IV. And check my computer, It's playing Rocky V. Now, There's one extra TV there with the Sega Master System. (Grabs the gamepak case) Twice the Mega Power? (Opens the case, Takes out the gamepak and puts it into the Sega Master System).
-->--The opening his review of ''Rocky'' video game for the Sega Master System.

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