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-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "Happy Hank's Giving"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "Happy "[[Recap/KingOfTheHillS4E7HappyHanksGiving Happy Hank's Giving"Giving]]"
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->'''Dale Gribble:''' Do [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans your people]] even celebrate Thanksgiving?\\
'''John Redcorn:''' We did. Once.

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->'''Dale Gribble:''' ->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Dale Gribble]]:''' Do [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans your people]] people even celebrate Thanksgiving?\\
'''John Redcorn:''' '''[[MagicalNativeAmerican John Redcorn]]:''' We did. Once.
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->There was only one time in American history when the fear of refugees wiping everyone out did actually come true, and we’ll all be sitting around a table celebrating it on Thursday.
-->--'''Creator/JohnOliver''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''
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->'''Dale Gribble:''' Do [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans your people]] even celebrate Thanksgiving?\\
'''John Redcorn:''' We did. Once.
-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "Happy Hank's Giving"
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->Thanksgiving is a great day if you don't get eaten.
-->-- '''Snoopy''', ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''
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->'''Earl:''' Oh, Moochie, you know - this is THAT holiday where everyone EATS too much and then flops on the sofa and sleeps ALL day!

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->''"There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American."''

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->''"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."''

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->''"The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'"''

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->''"At this very moment at Thanksgiving, my teeth don't hurt, I'm making a bundle and my family is fine. I'm just going to take the day off and sit around appreciating how lucky I am, and I hope you can do the same."''

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->''"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."''

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->There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

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->There ->''"There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American."''



->Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

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->Thanksgiving ->''"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."''



->The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. "Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?" "But we do that every day!" "Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?"

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->At this very moment at Thanksgiving, my teeth don't hurt, I'm making a bundle and my family is fine. I'm just going to take the day off and sit around appreciating how lucky I am, and I hope you can do the same.

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->I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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-->--''ComicStrip/{{Mutts}}''

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->There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
-->-- '''Creator/OHenry'''

->Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
-->-- '''Creator/JohnnyCarson'''

->The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. "Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?" "But we do that every day!" "Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?"
-->-- '''Creator/JimGaffigan'''

->At this very moment at Thanksgiving, my teeth don't hurt, I'm making a bundle and my family is fine. I'm just going to take the day off and sit around appreciating how lucky I am, and I hope you can do the same.
-->-- '''Andy Rooney'''

->I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
-->-- '''Creator/JonStewart'''

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->'''Mooch:''' Hey, Earl! What's going on?
->'''Earl:''' Oh, Moochie, you know - this is THAT holiday where everyone EATS too much and then flops on the sofa and sleeps ALL day!
->'''Mooch:''' Oh... yeh... National Pusshycat Day.
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Mutts}}''

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