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->Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.
-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, ''New In Town''

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->Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.
day ... Because eighth-graders will make fun of you, but in an ''accurate way.'' They will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They don't even need to look at you for long, they'll just be like "Hahahaha, hey look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips!" and I'm like "[[BigNo NO!!]] That's the thing I'm sensitive about!"
-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''New In Town''


-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, ''New In Town''

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-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, ''New In Town''Town''

->Teens are dangerous! Those hormones turn into like, killing machines! My cousin Reggie got in a fight with a teen once, and the guy broke like, all his arms, all his legs, and I think killed him or something. [[DidYouDie Me and Reggie were just talking about it.]]
-->-- '''Soos''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Fight Fighters"

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->Teenagers should be locked away until they’re 30.
-->--'''Katie Kaboom's mother''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''


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->Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.
-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, ''New In Town''


-->--''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/12/25/0644-the-most-dangerous-game/ #664 The Most Dangerous Game]]

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-->--''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/12/25/0644-the-most-dangerous-game/ #664 #644 The Most Dangerous Game]]


'''CharlieBrooker:''' I fear you're generalising there.

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'''CharlieBrooker:''' '''Creator/CharlieBrooker:''' I fear you're generalising there.

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->Middle school girls: The only known species that always tortures its prey before devouring it.
-->--''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/12/25/0644-the-most-dangerous-game/ #664 The Most Dangerous Game]]

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->Now it is 1984\\
Knock-knock at your front door\\
It's the suede/denim secret police\\
They have come for your uncool niece
-->--"California Uber Alles", '''Music/DeadKennedys'''


->My biggest problem with "Lord of the Flies" is that none of the child characters are especially likable. I [[EightDeadlyWords didn't care what happened to any of them]]. ''The X-Files' has possibly the worst hit rate at producing recognisable teenage characters... And as for Winky? This guy tries to sell the footage of his best friend to all the networks to make a profit out of his death! His remorse extends to how much money he can make out of his best friend's demise.

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->My biggest problem with "Lord of the Flies" is that none of the child characters are especially likable. I [[EightDeadlyWords didn't care what happened to any of them]]. ''The X-Files' X-Files'' has possibly the worst hit rate at producing recognisable teenage characters... And as for Winky? This guy tries to sell the footage of his best friend to all the networks to make a profit out of his death! His remorse extends to how much money he can make out of his best friend's demise.

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->My biggest problem with "Lord of the Flies" is that none of the child characters are especially likable. I [[EightDeadlyWords didn't care what happened to any of them]]. ''The X-Files' has possibly the worst hit rate at producing recognisable teenage characters... And as for Winky? This guy tries to sell the footage of his best friend to all the networks to make a profit out of his death! His remorse extends to how much money he can make out of his best friend's demise.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Lord of the Flies"


->Most of the kids you meet in this job are either [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[EldritchAbomination entities from the outer dark]], filled with [[PubertySuperpower some kind]] of [[PersonOfMassDestruction godly power]], or busy trying out the benefits of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking erotic asphyxiation]]. Okay, that last one might have just been [[JustinBieber Bieber]] [[TakeThat when we first picked him up]].

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->Most of the kids you meet in this job are either [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[EldritchAbomination entities from the outer dark]], filled with [[PubertySuperpower some kind]] of [[PersonOfMassDestruction godly power]], or busy trying out the benefits of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking erotic asphyxiation]]. Okay, that last one might have just been [[JustinBieber [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] [[TakeThat when we first picked him up]].


->The truth is that you're never gonna avoid embarrassment at that age, because you're so easily embarrassed. One bad text will ruin your shit for days. You have to get out there and experience a shitload of personal humiliation before it finally dawns on you that it's really not that big of a deal. And then the more you talk to ladies, the less awkward it gets, and you eventually learn how to not fuck up, and then you become confident, and then women like you. That happens at around age 35. So just hang in there, and it should all be fine. But don't tell that girl you like her. ''[[TheVamp She'll destroy you.]]''
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/tcu-got-screwed-and-thats-the-point-1668812802 Drew Magary]]'''

->It is worth pausing to not that, despite the way that characters like Spock were embraced by the counter-culture movement in the sixties and seventies, ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' really doesn’t have the best history when it comes to portraying youth culture, tending to associate it as strange and alien – and associating it with [[DirtyCommunists communism.]] This Side of Paradise was a rather strong condemnation of “free love” and perceived idleness. In the third season, episodes like And the Children Shall Lead and The Way to Eden were hardly flattering in their portrayals of children daring to break with their parents.

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->The truth is that you're never gonna avoid embarrassment at that age, because you're so easily embarrassed. One bad text will ruin your shit for days. You have to get out there and experience a shitload of personal humiliation before it finally dawns on you that it's really not that big of a deal. And then the more you talk to ladies, the less awkward it gets, and you eventually learn how to not fuck up, and then you become confident, and then women like you. That happens at around age 35. So just hang in there, and it should all be fine. But don't tell that girl you like her. ''[[TheVamp She'll destroy you.]]''
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/tcu-got-screwed-and-thats-the-point-1668812802 Drew Magary]]'''

->It is worth pausing to not that, despite the way that characters like Spock were embraced by the counter-culture movement in the sixties and seventies, ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' really doesn’t have the best history when it comes to portraying youth culture, tending to associate it as strange and alien – and associating it with [[DirtyCommunists communism.]] This Side of Paradise was a rather strong condemnation of “free love” and perceived idleness. In the third season, episodes like And the Children Shall Lead and The Way to Eden were hardly flattering in their portrayals of children daring to break with their parents.]]


-->--'''[[TheIlluminati Kirsten Geary]],''' ''TheSecretWorld''

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-->--'''[[TheIlluminati Kirsten Geary]],''' ''TheSecretWorld''''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''


-->--'''Vicky''', ''TheFairlyOddparents''

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-->--'''Vicky''', ''TheFairlyOddparents''
''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents''

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->Full of youthful energy, and at the moment he is using it in the service of crazy.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2013/06/589-josh-craddock.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''

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