History Quotes / TechnicianVersusPerformer

->''"[[VideoGame/QuakeI Quake]] was the last collaboration between [[Creator/IdSoftware id Software's]] two Johns, [[Creator/JohnRomero Romero]] and [[Creator/JohnCarmack Carmack]], before Romero went off to make VideoGame/{{Daikatana}} out of [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible mousetraps and semen]], and Carmack proceeded to craft VideoGame/QuakeII out of [[SoOkayItsAverage stale Weetabix and paste]]. Quake I finds the happy medium, and illustrates why they kinda needed each other. That [[ShockAndAwe lightning gun]] that murders you [[AwesomeButImpractical if you use it in water]] definitely smells of Romero, but at least there's [[ImpossiblyCoolWeapon some imagination on display]]. The [[RealIsBrown color scheme]] and [[CutAndPasteEnvironments repetitive levels]] were probably scraped up from the Carmack tarmac, but the gameplay is [[BoringButPractical characteristically solid]]."''

->'''Gates''': Well you can still afford a Doctor if you bought a PC.

->'''Jobs''': Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple!
->'''Gates''': I tripled the profits on a PC.

->'''Jobs''': Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple!\\
'''Gates''': I tripled the profits on a PC.
'''Jobs''' All the people with the power to create use an Apple!
'''Gates''': And people with [[BoringYetPractical jobs use PC]].
'''Jobs''': You know, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I bet they made this beat on an Apple]]!
'''Gates''': Nope. Fruity Loops. PC.
'''Jobs''': You'll never, ever catch a virus on an Apple!
'''Gates''': Well you can still afford a Doctor if you bought a PC.

--->'''Jobs''': Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple!
--->'''Gates''': I tripled the profits on a PC.
--->'''Jobs''' All the people with the power to create use an Apple!
--->'''Gates''': And people with [[BoringYetPractical jobs use PC]].
--->'''Jobs''': You know, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I bet they made this beat on an Apple]]!
--->'''Gates''': Nope. Fruity Loops. PC.
--->'''Jobs''': You'll never, ever catch a virus on an Apple!
--->'''Gates''': Well you can still afford a Doctor if you bought a PC.

->''"[[VideoGame/QuakeI Quake]] was the last collaboration between [[Creator/IdSoftware id Software's]] two Johns, [[Creator/JohnRomero Romero]] and [[Creator/JohnCarmack Carmack]], before Romero went off to make VideoGame/{{Daikatana}} out of [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsTerrible mousetraps]] and semen, and Carmack proceeded to craft VideoGame/QuakeII out of [[SoOkayItsAverage stale Weetabix and paste]]. Quake I finds the happy medium, and illustrates why they kinda needed each other. That [[ShockAndAwe lightning gun]] that murders you [[AwesomeButImpractical if you use it in water]] definitely smells of Romero, but at least there's [[ImpossiblyCoolWeapon some imagination on display]]. The [[RealIsBrown color scheme]] and [[CutAndPasteEnvironments repetitive levels]] were probably scraped up from the Carmack tarmac, but the gameplay is [[BoringButPractical characteristically solid]]."''

->''"[[VideoGame/QuakeI Quake]] was the last collaboration between [[Creator/IdSoftware id Software's]] two Johns, [[Creator/JohnRomero Romero]] and [[Creator/JohnCarmack Carmack]], before Romero went off to make VideoGame/{{Daikatana}} out of mousetraps and semen, and Carmack proceeded to craft VideoGame/QuakeII out of [[SoOkayItsAverage stale Weetabix and paste]]. Quake I finds the happy medium, and illustrates why they kinda needed each other. That [[ShockAndAwe lightning gun]] that murders you [[AwesomeButImpractical if you use it in water]] definitely smells of Romero, but at least there's [[ImpossiblyCoolWeapon some imagination on display]]. The [[RealIsBrown color scheme]] and [[CutAndPasteEnvironments repetitive levels]] were probably scraped up from the Carmack tarmac, but the gameplay is [[BoringButPractical characteristically solid]]."''

->''"It's the age-old question: Who's better? [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels Shawn]] or [[Wrestling/BretHart Bret]]? At some point it dawned on me, 'Oh my goodness, yeah, Bret was easily a better wrestler than I am. But I think I was a better performer.'"''

->''"[[VideoGame/QuakeI Quake]] was the last collaboration between [[Creator/IdSoftware id Software's]] two Johns, [[Creator/JohnRomero Romero]] and [[Creator/JohnCarmack Carmack]], before Romero went off to make VideoGame/{{Daikatana}} out of [[SoBadItsHorrible mousetraps and semen]], and Carmack proceeded to craft VideoGame/QuakeII out of [[SoOkayItsAverage stale Weetabix and paste]]. Quake I finds the happy medium, and illustrates why they kinda needed each other. That [[ShockAndAwe lightning gun]] that murders you [[AwesomeButImpractical if you use it in water]] definitely smells of Romero, but at least there's [[ImpossiblyCoolWeapon some imagination on display]]. The [[RealIsBrown color scheme]] and [[CutAndPasteEnvironments repetitive levels]] were probably scraped up from the Carmack tarmac, but the gameplay is [[BoringButPractical characteristically solid]]."''

->''"[[VideoGame/QuakeI Quake]] was the last collaboration between [[Creator/IdSoftware id Software's]] two Johns, [[Creator/JohnRomero Romero]] and [[Creator/JohnCarmack Carmack]], before Romero went off to make VideoGame/{{Daikatana}} out of [[SoBadItsTerrible mousetraps and semen]], and Carmack proceeded to craft VideoGame/QuakeII out of [[SoOkayItsAverage stale Weetabix and paste]]. Quake I finds the happy medium, and illustrates why they kinda needed each other. That [[ShockAndAwe lightning gun]] that murders you [[AwesomeButImpractical if you use it in water]] definitely smells of Romero, but at least there's [[ImpossiblyCoolWeapon some imagination on display]]. The [[RealIsBrown color scheme]] and [[CutAndPasteEnvironments repetitive levels]] were probably scraped up from the Carmack tarmac, but the gameplay is [[BoringButPractical characteristically solid]]."''