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-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''Series/PowerRangersLostGalaxy''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on [[WebVideo/HistoryOfPowerRangers on]] ''Series/PowerRangersLostGalaxy''


->''"...what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''Disney/TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''

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->''"...->''"Oh my God, they are. They're using their tears of unfathomable sadness to bring their fallen hero back to life. Suck my balls. I mean, how more clichéd can you possibly get? And on top of that, what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''Disney/TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''


->''"I guess crying DOES solve your problems after all!"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', ''Stuck in the Wringer''


->''"...what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''Disney/TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''

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->''"...what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[DisneyAnimatedCanon [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''Disney/TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''

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->''"I guess crying DOES solve your problems after all!"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', ''Stuck in the Wringer''


-->-The ''[[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris facts]]''.

->"Is this just a power the people of KO-35 have?"

->"Oh good! Now Karone can just cry on them to restore them all!

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-->-The -->-- The ''[[MemeticMutation Chuck Norris facts]]''.

->"Is this just a power the people of KO-35 have?"

->"Oh
facts]]''

->''"Oh
good! Now Karone can just cry on them to restore them all!all!"''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', reviewing ''WesternAnimation/FelixTheCatTheMovie''


->''"...what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''

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->''"...what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''TheLionKing'', ''Disney/TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''


-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''
''Series/PowerRangersLostGalaxy''


-->--'''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''

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-->--'''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall -->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''



-->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

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-->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', -->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''



-->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''


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-->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', -->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''

''FelixTheCatTheMovie''


-->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''PokemonTheFirstMovie''

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-->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''PokemonTheFirstMovie''
''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''


-->--'''[WebOriginal/[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''

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-->--'''[WebOriginal/[AtopTheFourthWall -->--'''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''


-->--'''{{Linkara}}''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''

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-->--'''{{Linkara}}''' -->--'''[WebOriginal/[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''



-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''PokemonTheFirstMovie''

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-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', -->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''PokemonTheFirstMovie''



-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''


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-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', -->--'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''




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->''"How come tears are like mythical stargates in these films?"''
-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''FelixTheCatTheMovie''



-->-{{Linkara}} on Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy

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-->-{{Linkara}} -->--'''{{Linkara}}''' on Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy
''PowerRangersLostGalaxy''

->''"...what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people will come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in [[DisneyAnimatedCanon a Disney film]] at least, when somebody is dead, they stay dead! I mean how would you like it if in ''TheLionKing'', you heard someone say, 'Don't worry Simba, if you cry hard enough, [[DisappearedDad your father]] will come back from the grave! ...I don't see his eyes opening. I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on Simba, cry, CRY! Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba. Harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh well, that's the circle of life kid, tough break.' You see? It's fucking creepy!"''
-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', during a review of ''PokemonTheFirstMovie''



->''So the Pokemon stop fighting and have a good cry at the loss of their fallen hero. But wait a minute... Oh, no, they can't be! I mean - I knew this movie was bad but, naahh.. it's impossible. This movie can't possibly be that stupid. OMG, they are! They're using their tears of unfathomable sadness to bring their fallen hero back to life. [[ThisIsSparta Suck. My. Balls.]] I mean how more cliche can you possibly get!? A-and on top of that, what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough, dead people come back from the grave? Bullshit! I mean, in a Disney film, when somebody is dead, they stay dead. I mean, how would you like it if in Lion King, you heard somebody say "Don't worry, Simba, if you cry hard enough, your father will come back from the grave. I don't see his eyes opening... I guess you're not crying hard enough. Go on, Simba, cry, cry. Don't you want your father to come back to life? Do you want him to stay dead forever? Cry harder Simba, harder. Harder! HARDER! I guess you don't love your father enough. Oh, well, that's the circle of life, kid. Tough break." You see, it's [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] creepy.''
-->-TheNostalgiaCritic's review of Pokemon: The First Movie.

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