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->''"For whatever it's worth, here's my message to anyone planning on carrying out another attack: I've lived in London on and off for fifteen years. I can tell you first-hand: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis this shit. Never. Works.]] It never works. London has seen attack, after attack, after attack, each with the aim of driving us further apart. And you know what happens? London has just banded together! You know what happened yesterday? Strangers talked to each other on the tube! They smiled at police officers! They were actually kinder to Muslims! You're achieving the opposite of what you want, you fucking idiots! And not just in the capital: you've done something that no one in the history of Britian has ever done: you've made the rest of the UK feel ''sympathy'' for ''London''! And you didn't even shut London down! You know what the trending topic was the day after the attack?! '''NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!''' You've got no fucking idea how to shut this city down!"''
->''[...]''
->''"If you really want to stop this city, buy thirty snow machines, place them around town, and turn them on at the same time! Gather up a shitload of leaves, dump 'em on the railway tracks and watch the havoc begin! But don't tell us you're doing it, though, because Londoners will quite happily get ridiculously annoyed over the tiniest thing, as long as it's on our terms! There's no way we'll do it if we think it's what you want us to do!"''
->''[...]''
->''"And to the guy who did this, here's what you achieved this week. You killed four people. You injured dozens more. And when you get to your god, who is, incidentally, also our god, he's probably going to have a few issues with that. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech If you're looking up at us right now, because there's no fucking way you're looking down, wondering what effect you had on the people of Great Britain, let me summarise: no one is scared, people are resilient, we think you're an idiot, you're dead, and even your God thinks you're a dick.]]"''
-->-- '''Adam Hills''', ''Series/TheLastLeg'', in response to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Arena_bombing the 2017 Manchester Arena suicide bombing]]


-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

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-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->''"You go have your emotions in... a small room that you've designed for emotions... and when you come back, we can pretend that there are no extremes of anything going on."''
-->--''Series/VeryBritishProblems''


-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Website/Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (link)]]

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-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Website/Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (link)]](link)]]

->We see the Stationmaster. The tremors disturb his careful order. But he carries on. He keeps calm. He works as he has always worked, [[WhoWantsToLiveForever as he always will work]]. Our kindly Sisyphus. [[StepfordSmiler You cannot even see the tears behind his smile]]. "[[ArcWords How much longer?]]" he asks, when no one is looking. And the silence answers forever.
-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''


-->-- '''GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', ''Quartered Safe Out Here''

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-->-- '''GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', '''Creator/GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', ''Quartered Safe Out Here''


->''"If life seems jolly rotten''\\
''There's something you've forgotten''\\
''And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.''\\
''When you're feeling in the dumps''\\
''Don't be silly chumps''\\
''Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing."''

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->''"If life seems jolly rotten''\\
''There's
rotten\\
There's
something you've forgotten''\\
''And
forgotten\\
And
that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.''\\
''When
\\
When
you're feeling in the dumps''\\
''Don't
dumps\\
Don't
be silly chumps''\\
''Just
chumps\\
Just
purse your lips and whistle - that's whistle--that's the thing."''



->''"It's a difficult decision. [pause] ...all right. It's Friday and the sun is shining. You won't go to prison."''
->-- '''A British Judge''', handing down a sentence.

->'''Robber:''' "I want money or I will 'effing shoot you."
->[no one in the shop co-operates and the robber flees]
->'''Customer:''' [in regards to the would-be robber's weapon] "I think what this guy has got is actually a banana."
->-- ''Reported in [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers The Times and The Guardian]]. The Robber was caught after a sniffer dog found the banana nearby.''

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->''"It's a difficult decision. [pause] ..."'' [pause] ''"...all right. It's Friday and the sun is shining. You won't go to prison."''
->-- -->-- '''A British Judge''', handing down a sentence.

->'''Robber:''' "I I want money or I will 'effing shoot you."
->[no
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one in the shop co-operates and the robber flees]
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flees]''\\
'''Customer:''' ''[in
regards to the would-be robber's weapon] "I weapon]'' I think what this guy has got is actually a banana."
->--
banana.
-->--
''Reported in [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers The Times and The Guardian]]. The Robber was caught after a sniffer dog found the banana nearby.''



->-- Quoted from Maratha chieftain allied to Wellington during his campaigns in India. From ''Highlander'' by Tim Newark.

->''If you are going to kill me then do so. Otherwise I have considerable work to do.''
->-- '''Lennier''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

->''How are ya supposed to know what you British are feeling? What? Y'all wear mood rings?''
->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''Series/TheNanny''

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->-- -->-- Quoted from Maratha chieftain allied to Wellington during his campaigns in India. From ''Highlander'' by Tim Newark.

->''If ->''"If you are going to kill me then do so. Otherwise I have considerable work to do.''
->--
"''
-->--
'''Lennier''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

->''How ->''"How are ya supposed to know what you British are feeling? What? Y'all wear mood rings?''
->--
rings?"''
-->--
'''Fran Fine''', ''Series/TheNanny''



->-- [[http://youtu.be/5XZ7M4pWSzw?t=2m20s Adam Hills]]

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->-- -->-- [[http://youtu.be/5XZ7M4pWSzw?t=2m20s Adam Hills]]



-->'''LordTennyson''', ''[[http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(Tennyson) Ulysses]]''

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-->'''LordTennyson''', -->--'''LordTennyson''', ''[[http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(Tennyson) Ulysses]]''


-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (link)]]

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-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Reddit}} {{Website/Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (link)]]


->-- ''Reported in [[BritishNewspapers The Times and The Guardian]]. The Robber was caught after a sniffer dog found the banana nearby.''

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->-- ''Reported in [[BritishNewspapers [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers The Times and The Guardian]]. The Robber was caught after a sniffer dog found the banana nearby.''


-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (ling)

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-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (ling)(link)]]

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->''As a Brit I am not sure what I would call an "emergency". For example an incoming nuclear strike is not an "emergency" but maybe more a sub-optimal situation that [[SpotOfTea calls for the kettle to be put on]].''
-->--'''Sultan_of_win''', {{Reddit}} [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qwm98/its_354_am_your_tv_radio_cell_phone_begins/cnai7sn (ling)


->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''TheNanny''

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->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''TheNanny''
''Series/TheNanny''


''[[TheBritishEmpire Moved heaven and earth]]; that which we are, we are;''\\

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''[[TheBritishEmpire ''[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire Moved heaven and earth]]; that which we are, we are;''\\


->''Luckily, we’re all English so no-one’s going to ask any questions. Thank you, centuries of emotional repression!"

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->''Luckily, we’re all English so no-one’s going to ask any questions. Thank you, centuries of emotional repression!"repression!''


-->--'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stubbs John Stubbs]]''' before his [[AnArmAndALeg public behanding]], 1579

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-->--'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stubbs John Stubbs]]''' before his [[AnArmAndALeg public behanding]], 15791579

->''Luckily, we’re all English so no-one’s going to ask any questions. Thank you, centuries of emotional repression!"
-->--'''Mark''', ''Series/PeepShow''


-->-- Field Marshal '''William Slim''', ''Unofficial History''

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-->-- Field Marshal '''William Slim''', ''Unofficial History''History''

->''Pray for me now my calamity is at hand.''
-->--'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stubbs John Stubbs]]''' before his [[AnArmAndALeg public behanding]], 1579

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->''"If life seems jolly rotten''\\
''There's something you've forgotten''\\
''And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.''\\
''When you're feeling in the dumps''\\
''Don't be silly chumps''\\
''Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing."''
-->--"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

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