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-->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" [=McMahon=]'''

to:

-->--'''Lt.-->-- '''Lt. Herb "Mac" [=McMahon=]'''


->"And here... is to Harry. For his quick thinking... for his grace under pressure, and for his brave and selfless act. *cheering* And to Jack for shooting Harry. [[TakeThat Something we've all wanted to do for a very long time.]]"
->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" [=McMahon=]'''

to:

->"And ->''"And here... is to Harry. For his quick thinking... for his grace under pressure, and for his brave and selfless act. *cheering* And to Jack for shooting Harry. [[TakeThat Something we've all wanted to do for a very long time.]]"
->--'''Lt.
]]"''
-->--'''Lt.
Herb "Mac" [=McMahon=]'''


-->"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."

to:

-->"Poor ->''"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.""''



-->'''Harry Temple:''' All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
-->'''Jack:''' [[ShootTheHostage Shoot the hostage]].

-->"And here... is to Harry. For his quick thinking... for his grace under pressure, and for his brave and selfless act. *cheering* And to Jack for shooting Harry. [[TakeThat Something we've all wanted to do for a very long time.]]"
-->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" [=McMahon=]'''

-->Traven spots the explosive device (it's huge); Stephens is relaying his observations by cell-phone
-->'''Jack:''' Fuck me!
-->'''Stephens:''' "Oh, darn."

-->'''Jack:''' Miss, can you handle this bus?
-->'''Annie:''' Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.

-->'''Annie:''' So you're a cop, right?
-->'''Jack:''' That's right.
-->'''Annie:''' Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.
-->'''Jack:''' What for?
-->'''Annie:''' [[{{Irony}} Speeding.]]

-->'''Jack:''' It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
-->'''Annie:''' What if you win?
-->'''Jack:''' Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
-->'''Annie:''' But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.

-->'''Helen:''' Are they going to help us?
-->'''Stephens:''' Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

-->'''Stephens:''' Did you have any luck with the bomb?
-->'''Jack:''' Yeah, it didn't go off.

-->'''Annie:''' What is that smell?
-->'''Jack:''' It's gas.
-->'''Annie:''' We're leaking gas?
-->'''Jack:''' We are now.
-->'''Annie:''' What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?

-->'''Annie:''' Where is Payne?
-->'''Jack:''' [[BondOneLiner He lost his head.]]

-->'''Annie:''' You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
-->'''Jack:''' Maybe. I might.
-->'''Annie:''' I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
-->'''Jack:''' Oh yeah?
-->'''Annie:''' Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.

-->'''Jack:''' I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
-->'''Annie:''' OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
-->'''Jack:''' Whatever you say, ma'am.

to:

-->'''Harry ->'''Harry Temple:''' All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' [[ShootTheHostage Shoot the hostage]].

-->"And ->"And here... is to Harry. For his quick thinking... for his grace under pressure, and for his brave and selfless act. *cheering* And to Jack for shooting Harry. [[TakeThat Something we've all wanted to do for a very long time.]]"
-->--'''Lt.->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" [=McMahon=]'''

-->Traven ->''Traven spots the explosive device (it's huge); Stephens is relaying his observations by cell-phone
-->'''Jack:'''
cell-phone''
->'''Jack:'''
Fuck me!
-->'''Stephens:''' "Oh, darn."

-->'''Jack:'''
->'''Stephens:''' Oh, darn.

->'''Jack:'''
Miss, can you handle this bus?
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.

-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' So you're a cop, right?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' That's right.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' What for?
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' [[{{Irony}} Speeding.]]

-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' What if you win?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.

-->'''Helen:''' ->'''Helen:''' Are they going to help us?
-->'''Stephens:''' ->'''Stephens:''' Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

-->'''Stephens:''' ->'''Stephens:''' Did you have any luck with the bomb?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' Yeah, it didn't go off.

-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' What is that smell?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' It's gas.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' We're leaking gas?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' We are now.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?

-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' Where is Payne?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' [[BondOneLiner He lost his head.]]

-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' Maybe. I might.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' Oh yeah?
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.

-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
-->'''Annie:''' ->'''Annie:''' OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
-->'''Jack:''' ->'''Jack:''' Whatever you say, ma'am.ma'am.

----


-->'''Jack:''' [[PostMortemOneLiner He lost his head.]]

to:

-->'''Jack:''' [[PostMortemOneLiner [[BondOneLiner He lost his head.]]


-->'''Annie:''' [[Irony Speeding.]]

to:

-->'''Annie:''' [[Irony [[{{Irony}} Speeding.]]


-->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon'''

-->Traven spots the explosive device (it's huge); Stephens is relaying his observations by cel-phone

to:

-->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon'''

[=McMahon=]'''

-->Traven spots the explosive device (it's huge); Stephens is relaying his observations by cel-phonecell-phone


-->-- ''Howard Payne''

-->Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
-->Jack: [[ShootTheHostage]].

to:

-->-- ''Howard Payne''

-->Harry Temple:
'''Howard Payne'''

-->'''Harry Temple:'''
All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
-->Jack: [[ShootTheHostage]].
-->'''Jack:''' [[ShootTheHostage Shoot the hostage]].



-->--''Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon''

to:

-->--''Lt. -->--'''Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon''
McMahon'''



-->''Jack:'' Fuck me!
-->''Stephens:'' "Oh, darn."

-->''Jack:'' Miss, can you handle this bus?
-->''Annie:'' Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.

-->''Annie:'' So you're a cop, right?
-->''Jack:'' That's right.
-->''Annie:'' Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.
-->''Jack:'' What for?
-->''Annie:'' [[Irony Speeding.]]

-->''Jack:'' It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
-->''Annie:'' What if you win?
-->''Jack:'' Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
-->''Annie:'' But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.

-->''Helen:'' Are they going to help us?
-->''Stephens:'' Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

-->''Stephens:'' Did you have any luck with the bomb?
-->''Jack:'' Yeah, it didn't go off.

-->''Annie:'' What is that smell?
-->''Jack:'' It's gas.
-->''Annie:'' We're leaking gas?
-->''Jack:'' We are now.
-->''Annie:'' What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?

-->''Annie:'' Where is Payne?
-->''Jack:'' [[PostMortemOneLiner He lost his head.]]

-->''Annie:'' You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
-->''Jack:'' Maybe. I might.
-->''Annie:'' I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
-->''Jack:'' Oh yeah?
-->''Annie:'' Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.

-->''Jack:'' I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
-->''Annie:'' OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
-->''Jack:'' Whatever you say, ma'am.

to:

-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Fuck me!
-->''Stephens:'' -->'''Stephens:''' "Oh, darn."

-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Miss, can you handle this bus?
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.

-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' So you're a cop, right?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' That's right.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' What for?
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' [[Irony Speeding.]]

-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' What if you win?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.

-->''Helen:'' -->'''Helen:''' Are they going to help us?
-->''Stephens:'' -->'''Stephens:''' Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

-->''Stephens:'' -->'''Stephens:''' Did you have any luck with the bomb?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Yeah, it didn't go off.

-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' What is that smell?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' It's gas.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' We're leaking gas?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' We are now.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?

-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' Where is Payne?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' [[PostMortemOneLiner He lost his head.]]

-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Maybe. I might.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Oh yeah?
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.

-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
-->''Annie:'' -->'''Annie:''' OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
-->''Jack:'' -->'''Jack:''' Whatever you say, ma'am.

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-->"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
-->-- ''Howard Payne''

-->Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
-->Jack: [[ShootTheHostage]].

-->"And here... is to Harry. For his quick thinking... for his grace under pressure, and for his brave and selfless act. *cheering* And to Jack for shooting Harry. [[TakeThat Something we've all wanted to do for a very long time.]]"
-->--''Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon''

-->Traven spots the explosive device (it's huge); Stephens is relaying his observations by cel-phone
-->''Jack:'' Fuck me!
-->''Stephens:'' "Oh, darn."

-->''Jack:'' Miss, can you handle this bus?
-->''Annie:'' Oh sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.

-->''Annie:'' So you're a cop, right?
-->''Jack:'' That's right.
-->''Annie:'' Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.
-->''Jack:'' What for?
-->''Annie:'' [[Irony Speeding.]]

-->''Jack:'' It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
-->''Annie:'' What if you win?
-->''Jack:'' Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
-->''Annie:'' But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.

-->''Helen:'' Are they going to help us?
-->''Stephens:'' Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

-->''Stephens:'' Did you have any luck with the bomb?
-->''Jack:'' Yeah, it didn't go off.

-->''Annie:'' What is that smell?
-->''Jack:'' It's gas.
-->''Annie:'' We're leaking gas?
-->''Jack:'' We are now.
-->''Annie:'' What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?

-->''Annie:'' Where is Payne?
-->''Jack:'' [[PostMortemOneLiner He lost his head.]]

-->''Annie:'' You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
-->''Jack:'' Maybe. I might.
-->''Annie:'' I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
-->''Jack:'' Oh yeah?
-->''Annie:'' Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.

-->''Jack:'' I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
-->''Annie:'' OK. We'll have to base it on sex then.
-->''Jack:'' Whatever you say, ma'am.

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