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-> ''"Well, I hope you enjoyed the ONLY good sequence in [[ComicBook/TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain this comic]]; It's all downhill--'' (pause)...''It's all [[UpToEleven downMOUNTAIN]] from here!"''
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

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-> ''"Shut up! Jesus. [growls] God, I can't stand it, even ironically."''
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-->-- '''Humphrey Lyttleton'', ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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->''But first, I have to announce the result of our Mornington Crescent audience response survey. We asked twenty thousand listeners, "How would you rate your level of Mornington Crescent satisfaction?" "Excellent", "Good", or merely "Well above average". And the reply we got back [[RunningGag came from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales]], who I see has ticked the box marked "Neither good nor bad", and also the boxes marked "Poor", "Very poor", "Really extremely poor", "Words begin to escape me as to quite how poor", and "Buttock-clenchingly piss-poor". In fact, Mrs Trellis sent us back the wrong form. And if there's anyone listening at Virgin Rail wondering where it got to, we'll be happy to forward it.''
-->-- '''Humphrey Lyttleton'', ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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->''That was the worst thing I have ever seen. And I was in ‘Nam.''
-->--'''Glenn Cullen''', ''Series/TheThickOfIt''


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[[folder:Advertising Reviews]]
->The one crumb of comfort it's possible to draw from this commercial is the certain knowledge that everybody involved in making it, or merely watching it, will one day die.
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UV4I0RBeQ this]] Haribo Super Mix advert

->When I see it I think of fire, screaming and post-nuclear landscapes. It makes me long for death's icy embrace and an eternity in endless, unknowable limbo. [...] It's an awfulness so deep and broad it's like some abstract notion of evil; the merest hint of which is so fundamentally disturbing it would drive kind, sane men to murderous havoc. It makes me want to kill.
-->--'''Website/AdTurds''' on Halifax's "ISA ISA Baby" advert

->I actually searched searched high and low to find a PIF worse than this, but there simply isn't one. "Moment of Doubt" is just the worst PIF ever made. There's no other way to put it. It's silly, it's unrealistic, it's laughable, it's ridiculous, it's insane, it's incompetent, it's ineffective, it's maniacal... and it's shit. [...] I want to destroy this PIF. I want to trash it, and bash it, and smash it into a million pieces, until nothing else remains.
-->--'''easportsbig899''' on THINK!'s "Moment of Doubt"
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[[folder:Anime and Manga Reviews]]
->This show is an abomination. Thankfully, it seems to realize this, and compresses the awfulness into 6-minute episodes. Even then, there is nothing worth watching about this show. Avoid it like the plague. That is all. Thank you.
-->--'''[=RandomRedneck=]''' on ''Manga/{{Gokujo}}''

->It's not even an anime like '''Anime/GarzeysWing''', where you can sit in front of the TV with your friends and make fun of it for an hour. That novelty wears off within the first five minutes.
-->--'''American Anime Otaku''' on ''Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts''

->Very seldom do I come across an anime that I can honestly say I didn't enjoy at least a little bit. In this case, however, I had to stomach each episode as its flaws grew more and more grotesque. Each sliver of hope for redemption was spat on as the plot continued to drive itself into obscurity and chaotic pointlessness. Should you come across this title, do the world a favor and bury the DVD where no one else will have to suffer its torment.
-->--'''Nihon Review[='s=] Godai''', on [[http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/koi-koi-seven/ the anime adaption of]] ''Manga/KoiKoi7''

->If you are looking for [[SoBadItsGood an awful good time]], seek out a show like ''Manga/BigOrder'', which can at least offer some kind of ironically worthwhile experience in exchange for its crappiness. ''Anime/HandShakers'' is just an awful time, with nothing good about it. Some of its directorial blunders are definitely ones for the history books, but they're not worth sitting through the entire show to experience. Do yourself a favor and avoid ''Hand Shakers'' at all costs. Let the industry learn from its mistakes by letting this show fade into the anonymous oblivion of obscurity.
-->--'''[[https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episode-12/.114073 Anime News Network]]''' on ''Anime/HandShakers''

->'''Phoenix:''' I can't imagine anything being worse than this. A movie? A show? An anime? A book? ''[[InsultToRocks A five-year-old's crayon drawing of a bowl of chicken noodle soup?]]'' ''NOTHING!'' This makes ''Anime/SCryEd'' look ''dignified''. The art is ''terrible'', with an [[RealIsBrown all-consuming grayscale]] that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy drains the life out of you and never gives anything back]]. The animation is the worst, with an [[NoBudget obviously slashed budget]] that makes everything even more boring and gives absolutely zero exciting action beats or anything of value. The characters are [[EightDeadlyWords all either too pathetic or dickish to care about]], and the soundtrack is so terribly lazy that it could have been smashed up by a six-year-old on a friggin' toy piano. And don't even get me started on the story. The [[ShaggyDogStory nothing]], [[AntiClimax uneventful]], [[{{Infodump}} exposition-fest]] that this show is trying to desperately pass off as a ''narrative'', is insulting not only to ''Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh'', but to every one who has ever read it. It hurts me in the '''soul''' that millions of dollars that could have been spent to feeding the hungry and caring for the sick went to make this animated abomination! For shame. '''[[UpToEleven FOR SHAME]]'''!
->'''Fox Catcher:''' And then there's the fact that the entire show is [[{{Squick}} just reproachfully disturbing]]. [[AmbiguousGenderIdentity Confused genders]], [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]], everyone's [[CreepyMonotone lifeless voice]] and [[EmptyEyes dead eyes]], the [[DeliberatelyMonochrome total lack of color]]... There's setting a tone, and then there's [[BrainBleach being corrosive to the senses]]. And this is most definitely the latter. It's also shocking to me that at the end of the day there isn't any silver lining with this show. There isn't ANY single merit left to it. Nothing. [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating It is one hundred percent terrible, and zero percent enjoyable]]. [[BeyondTheImpossible I didn't even think that was possible]] but to my utter horror, I've been proven wrong. [[SarcasmMode Thanks Japan]].
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Animerica}}''' on ''Anime/{{Gilgamesh}}''
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[[folder:Comic Reviews]]
->'''Errors:''' This comic was produced.
-->--'''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet''' on ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Beast_Within The Beast Within]]'' comic

->If you like this comic, you are objectively wrong. I can prove it with graphs.
-->--'''''[[http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/09/14/why-do-people-hate-azazel-anyway-blast-from-the-past-by-paul-obrien/ Bleeding Cool]]''''' on ''Uncanny X-Men #443''

->''Jesus fuck'', there is nothing right with this story. Nothing, on any level. The villains were ridiculous and ill-motivated, at least two of the characters involved were functionally invincible and lacked any sort of real motive, Spider-Man is an asshole, Scarlet Spider just battles things randomly, and we’re supposed to sympathize here with motherfucking [[NinetiesAntiHero Kaine]], who [[WellDoneSonGuy just wants the Jackal to love him]]? This story could only be redeemed if it could somehow kill off the Jackal and Spidercide [[TakeThatScrappy twenty or so more times]] within its pages, and even then it would only be somewhat passable.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories…]] Just From ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"

->So after all this, after [[ArchiveBinge fifty-one issues]] of ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis, what is there left to say? Only this: ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis blows. It reeks. It fails. It is heinous. It is [[KillEmAll mean-spirited]], wretched, [[KudzuPlot nonsensical]], [[FeigningIntelligence idiotic]], irritating, [[InactionSequence slow]], crappy, and altogether stupid. It is everything wrong with the comic book industry, and [[OldShame an embarrassment on the records of everyone who worked on it.]] Bottom line, as we say around these parts: [[{{Catchphrase}} THIS COMIC SUCKS.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis''

->I would [[KillItWithFire set this comic on fire]] right now if I wasn't afraid that I would breathe in the fumes and grow ''dumber'' as a result.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', [[http://atopthefourthwall.com/marville-5/ on]] ''Comicbook/{{Marville}} #5''.

->It’s essentially ''Film/TheRoom'' for comics… It’s tempting to just leave it at that, because really, there’s not much you can add to 'Comicbook/GreenArrow’s sidekick does heroin because he can’t get a boner' that would make it sound worse than it already is.
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/rise-of-arsenal-justice-league-worst/ on]] ''Justice League: The Rise of Arsenal #3''

->For years it seemed this project would remain a rumor, a cruel trick being played on all the men in their thirties still reading the same things they read in their teens. But after all the fallouts and reconciliations, oustings and bad schedules, the Creator/{{Image|Comics}} founders (kind of) were finally able to come together on ''Image United #1'', ''just making'' the deadline for Worst Comics of the Decade… the book goes down about as smooth as a crushed-glass martini.
-->--'''John Barker''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-worst-comics-of-the-decade-part-2/?trackback=tsmclip "The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade"]]
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[[folder:Fan Work Reviews]]
->I tried SO HARD to at least read chapter 1-2. I TRIED. This is absolutely PAINFUL. I experianced physical PAIN from this story. But hey, if anyone is ever doubting their writing skills, I'll direct them to this story. It'll make them feel much more secure about their abilities.
-->--'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2816972/Lordoftheghostking28 Lordoftheghostking28]]''', on ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.

->To be quite frank, this story cannot be described with any word(s) associated with/related to/have anything to do with anything positive in any way whatsoever. It is a waste of space, which is certainly saying something, taking into consideration the fact that it is posted online and therefore physically cannot actually take up space, much less be a waste of space... Please don't abuse such a wonderful thing by posting utter garbage. It's a disgrace.
-->--'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1779974/Akumakami-Jada Akumakani Jada]]'''[='=]s flame of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633782/1/Timmy_makes_a_Wish Timmy makes a Wish]]''.

-> 6,000 years ago, in an ancient city, mankind came together to build a tower out of ''[[SophisticatedAsHell dicks.]]'' And God did say, [[EveryoneHasStandards "that is ]]''[[EveryoneHasStandards way]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards too many dicks]]", and ''smote'' them, and made many languages; and from the ruins, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU ATE! THE DICK! TOWER! OF BABYLON!]]'''"
-->--'''Matt''' of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZ-mlJSraA&list=PLc6B9X_5NYG9BIn6SYWaXGoBeq2JJ26db&index=1 BAD CREEPYPASTA]]'', to the author of ''How Jeff Killed Christmas''

->When I said I envied the dead before, this was based on the assumption that when we die there is [[TheNothingAfterDeath no afterlife, just obliteration and void and blackness]]. While I used to be scared at the idea of my soul dying, now I’m genuinely looking forward to it. If there’s no me, then there’s no me who has read this story. That sounds like the sweetest release of all.
-->'''Rob Bricken''' of ''Blog/ToplessRobot'' on ''[[http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_fievel_from_american_tail_in_th.php The Fievel Story]]''
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[[folder:Film -- Animated Reviews]]
->...whether it was made for 65 million dollars or just [[NoBudget 65 dollars]], there is ''nothing'' to be proud of in this movie. Everybody should be ashamed for even acknowledging it ''exists''. I feel like Beelzebub's ballsack just for drawing attention to it!\\\
The animation is the worst. [The characters] never look alive. The jokes are the worst. They never once get a laugh. The characters are the worst. They're all just stereotypes of stereotypes. The plot is the worst. It's a joke. Literally. It's all written as a joke, but one with no good setup or punchline. It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog shit I have ever seen in my entire life!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}''

->I think this whole entire film was some idiot looking through the garbage, finding the shredded first drafts of successful films, taping them together, typing it up on a computer, setting the computer on fire, inhaling the fumes, death, and this was the mocking eulogy some asshole gave at his funeral. And that... is the ''best-case'' scenario.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth''

->If you ate a copy of the worst cartoon you can think of, you’d still probably crap something better than ''Animation/{{Ratatoing}}''.
-->--'''Ed Liu''', [[http://www.toonzone.net/2007/11/ratatoing-how-low-can-you-go-a-lot-lower-than-you-want-to-know/ ToonZone]]

->Parents should take their children to '''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}} Too! Hood Vs. Evil''', if only because kids are never too young to learn the important and liberating skill of walking out of a movie and demanding a refund.
-->--'''[[http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/kid_friendly_spoof_of_fairy_tale_8kLgGfanRzGa2YkawC1z9K Kyle Smith]]'''[='s=] review of ''Hoodwinked Too'', ''New York Post''

->This movie hurt me. It’s worse than ''WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange''. It’s worse than ''WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle''. It’s worse than the [[{{Squick}} live-action bits]] of ''Film/OsmosisJones''. It’s worse than ''WesternAnimation/RockADoodle''. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO SEE THIS MOVIE. Bury it deep underground where it cannot harm anyone. Send it to a place of rock and metal where nothing grows. [[ItMakesSenseInContext And tell your damn wife where that is, so she doesn’t send him to Central freaking Park instead]].
-->--'''[[http://allthedisneymovies.blogspot.com/2014/11/a-troll-in-central-park-sullivan-bluth.html Brian Lynch's My Year Without Disney]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/ATrollInCentralPark''

->''WesternAnimation/TheWild'' just constantly TAKES… and TAKES and TAKES AND TAKES until there's nothing LEFT OF YOU!
-->--'''[[http://duckyworth.deviantart.com/journal/Duckyworth-s-Thoughts-Disney-s-The-Wild-2006-351476186 Duckyworth]]'''[='s=] review of ''WesternAnimation/TheWild''

->''"[[GoMadFromTheRevelation Hear that?]] [[DespairEventHorizon It's the end of the world.]] [[BrainBleach Please restore my eyes to their factory settings.]]"''
-->--'''[[https://nypost.com/2017/07/27/emoji-movie-sucks-sadface/ Johnny Oleksinski]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie''

->''"Describing this as the 'best' of the abysmal animated '''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''' trilogy is like indicating a slight preference for being locked in a sweatbox instead of waterboarded: Either way, you feel enormous gratitude when it's over."''
-->--'''[[http://nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/maddening_madagascar_Xbcsz1RvtMz3kqfkELFjVN Lou Lumenick]]''' on ''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''

->''"You seriously listened to us?"''
-->--'''Roy Disney''' to John Lasseter, on the infamous Black Friday cut of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' (for context, the Disney execs wanted Pixar to make an edgy film, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor and by God, they got it]])

->''"In conclusion, this is the worst movie on Creator/{{Netflix}} by a longshot. I mean, there might be some little kids who might enjoy it because it has bright colors and movement. But if we're going by that standard, jiggling keys in front of them is a much better movie in comparison. I realize that there are some films out there that are so bad they're good. [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope But this is not that]]. ''WesternAnimation/LeoTheLion'' is just trash. So do yourself a favor and never watch it."''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Saberspark}}''' on ''WesternAnimation/LeoTheLion''

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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action Reviews]]
->This film is frequently hampered by the fact that it's horrible.
-->-- '''James Lileks''', on ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20090210005908/lileks.com/institute/100mysteries/19.html A Study in Scarlet]]''.

->If you liked this movie, then you probably don't exist.
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18645_6-great-novels-that-were-hated-in-their-time_p2.html on]] ''Film/SonOfTheMask''.

-> ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It’s not merely bad; it’s unpleasant in a hostile way.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->[[BottomOfTheBarrelJoke This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel.]] This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. [[InsultToRocks This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels]].
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 on]] ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''.

->I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''''s [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-1994 infamous review of]] ''Film/{{North}}''

->There's [[SoBadItsGood camp-fun bad]] and [[BileFascination interestingly horrible bad]], and then there's just awful. ''{{Film/Movie 43}}'' is the ''Film/CitizenKane'' of awful.
-->-- '''Richard Roeper''''s [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973 review]] of ''{{Film/Movie 43}}''

->This was not made, it was committed. This cannot be screened, it can only be inflicted.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]''', on ''Sweet Movie''

->Should the makers of '''Nukie''' wish to use computer graphics imaging to retroactively enhance their movie, we recommend they [[OrwellianEditor digitally remove the whole movie.]]
-->-- '''[[http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm Jabootu]]''' on ''Film/{{Nukie}}''

->This isn't funny. It isn't even unfunny. It's something close to anti-funny.
-->-- '''Robbie Collin''' [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/10929958/Mrs-Browns-Boys-DMovie-review-anti-funny.html on]] ''[[Series/MrsBrownsBoys Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie]]''

->I have a really hard time not calling ''Film/HighlanderTheSource'' the single worst movie I have ever seen. ''Film/TriumphOfTheWill'' has always stood out as the iconic terrible film to me, with monstrous content supporting the Nazi party and a pace that makes it feel like a week of torture, but it at least had some artful directing to it...''The Source'' isn’t even [[SoBadItsGood something I can laugh at.]] It’s like somebody systematically set out to make the worst movie of all time and proceeded to accomplish that goal with all the precision efficiency of an unstoppable bad movie-making machine.
-->-- '''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]'''

->'''Matt:''' It’s like [[RandomEventsPlot a kid’s painting made into a movie]].\\
'''Chris:''' The script, the direction, the wardrobe, the props -- [=BloodRayne’s=] swords are rounded at the end! -- nobody cares.\\
'''Matt:''' The movie’s just this collection of perfunctory elements that an alien might think should be in a human film… What I’m saying is that Uwe Boll [[HughMann may not be human]].
-->-- '''Chris Sims and Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''

-> Watching Fox's ''[[Film/FantasticFour2015 Fantastic Four]]'' feels like taking a cheese grater to your soul.
-->-- '''Alex Abad-Santos''''s [[https://www.vox.com/2015/8/7/9114501/fantastic-four-movie-review review]] of ''Film/FantasticFour2015''

->'''Mike:''' One, in particular, might have been the worst movie I have ever seen in my whole life. And I'm sure everyone at this table would agree.\\
'''Rich:''' No, it's not the worst of my whole life. It's bad though. ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183881/ Things.]] Things''! How can you ever say that after seeing ''Things''?\\
'''Jessi:''' You know… you know, ''Things'' had redeeming qualities. This movie had no redeeming qualities.\\
'''Mike:''' ''Things'' is more entertaining. This is just loathsome.
-->-- ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure''

->… Once in a while there is a movie so bad that it takes you to a place beyond good and evil and abandons you there, shivering and alone.
-->-- '''[[http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/ Dana Stevens]]'''[='=] review of ''Film/TheLoveGuru'' in ''Slate''

->Go ahead, [[ImAHumanitarian commit cannibalism! Slaughter your neighbors and feast on their still-warm flesh]]. Nobody can judge you, because the [[ArtifactOfDoom mere existence]] of the film ''Film/GodsOfEgypt'' has [[GoMadFromTheRevelation dissolved all social contracts, and eliminated forever all concepts of good and evil]]...For even if nobody else ever saw this movie, [[BrownNote its very existence]] was enough [[DespairEventHorizon to sunder every human relation for once and ever.]] [[ApocalypseAnarchy There could be no language, no society, no kindness]], after ''Gods of Egypt''.
-->--'''[[https://io9.gizmodo.com/murder-is-legal-and-torture-is-mandatory-because-gods-1761496886 Charlie Jane Anders]]'''

->Hey, don’t blame me… I had nothing to do with writing or filming this.\\\
I didn’t put together a storyboard with [[AC:[[BrainBleach 'RALPHIE HUMPS MANNEQUIN']]]] on it.\\\
That was someone else.\\\
Someone evil.\\\
Possibly Satan himself.
-->-- '''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}} ''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->No "Director's Cut" and no "{{fan edit}}" could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly [[FranchiseKiller torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise]] and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster [[InNameOnly into modern Los Angeles.]] It's so bad, you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster]] 2: Through the Portal of Time''

->*start scene*\\\
''[[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie]] walks into (location): School/Police Station/Old Navy/Nightclub and [[TheUnsmile looks creepy]]''\\\
''Actor initiates dialog to find out why Eddie Murphy looks like a creepy bastard.''\\\
''Eddie remains silent and creepy/will mimic the actor in an annoying game of mirror mirror.''\\\
''Actor defies all reason and continues to talk to the creepy man [[MemeticMolester instead of calling police.]]''\\\
''Eddie continues to try to milk the joke.''\\\
''I die a little inside.''\\\
* end scene*
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/meet-dave-2008-brian-robbins/ on]] ''Film/MeetDave''

->And speaking of [[Creator/MichaelBay Bay]] et al. excusing themselves--there’s a brief diversion where the screenplay dabbles in Texas consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a 17-year-old--I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible.
-->-- '''[[http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=23474&reviewer=429 Brett Gallman]]''' on ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''

->It's so bad that I almost want other people to see it too so that they can see just how bad a movie can be. The only thing is, I'm not that cruel. I would never recommend anyone waste their money on this movie. It would only encourage the filmmakers to make more movies.
-->-- '''[[http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/shark-night Scott Nash]]''', on ''Film/SharkNight''.

->It's not just bad; it's a different kind of bad. It's the kind of bad you're watching, and you look at God, and you're like, "I-Wha-? I'm sorry! Whatever it was...Whatever I did to piss you off, I'm really sorry."
-->-- '''Jeremy Jahns''', on ''Film/TheLegendOfHercules''

->A movie that made me hate the idea of movies.
-->-- '''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/68631/paul-blart-mall-cop-2/ Francise Rizzo III]]''' on ''Film/PaulBlartMallCop 2''

->{{Film/PIXELS}} [is] so bad it requires a new review scale: in lieu of stars, "how many fingers should the filmmakers be allowed to [[{{Fingore}} KEEP]]?"
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}'''[='=]s [[https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/623294355734953984 Twitter feed]]

->''Film/UnitedPassions'' is pure cinematic excrement. [[PropagandaPiece Two hours of wretched, self-congratulatory FIFA history is disastrous cinema]], but valuable proof of corporate insanity. And Creator/TimRoth [[WTHCastingAgency as Sepp Blatter – why?]](...) This is pure corporate pamphleteering. The final act concerns virtuous Blatter winning a re-election despite having “enemies” elsewhere on the board. Did I say corporate pamphleteering? More like Stalinist propaganda.
-->-- '''[[https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jun/04/united-passions-review-tim-roth-sam-neill-gerard-depardieu Jordan Hoffman]]''''s review of ''Film/UnitedPassions''

->Creator/SarahJessicaParker sort of kind of teased that a ''[[strike:Sex and the Retirement Community 1]]'' ''Film/SexAndTheCity 3'' movie was happening, but Warner Bros. pretty much shat on that rumor by saying that a third one isn’t in the works. Besides, if there were talks for a [=SATC3=] movie, we’d definitely know it. Every [[UsefulNotes/GoldenRaspberryAward Razzie]] voting member would immediately [[KnowWhenToFoldEm turn in their membership]], because their tolerance for watching dried cinematic turds stops at another SATC movie.
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/12/night-crumbs-348/ Michael K.]]'''

->[[AudienceAlienatingPremise From what dark night of the soul emerged the wretched idea for]] ''Film/TheNutcrackerIn3D?'' [[AudienceAlienatingPremise Who considered it even remotely a plausible idea for a movie?]] (...) ''The Nutcracker in 3D'' easily qualifies as one of the most preposterous ideas in the history of the movies. It isn't a story, it's a gag line for one of Creator/DavidLetterman's “Top 10 Lists” (No. 9, “It's a Horrible Life”; No. 8, “A Christmas Carol in Hell”).
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-nutcracker-in-3d-2010 on]] ''The Nutcracker in 3D''

->Just thinking about writing a review for this movie [[SarcasmFailure gave me a headache.]] Accurately representing the shittiness that is "Don't Be Scared" almost certainly requires something more along the lines of a novel. (And of course, it would be a pretty shitty novel.)
-->-- '''[[http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dontbescared.htm Black Horror Movies]]''', on ''Don't Be Scared''

->I highly recommend seeing this film, as it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see.
-->-- '''An Website/IMDb review''' of ''Film/GoingOverboard''

->It’s terrible, awful, horrible, dreadful, unpleasant, horrid, repulsive, and I’m running out of synonyms.
-->-- ''Chronicle-Herald''[='s=] [[http://thechronicleherald.ca/artslife/51509-devil-inside-had-audience-swearing-screen review]] of ''Film/TheDevilInside''

->It is memorably awful. It is stunningly awful. It is so awful that we are fortunate that 'awful' has an adverbial use that means 'very' or 'extremely.' This movie is awfully awful.
-->-- '''[[http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/03/23/movies/inappropriate-comedy-directed-by-vince-offer.html Neil Genzlinger]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy'' in ''The New York Times''

->'''''The Upside:''''' ''At some point, it ends.''\\
'''''The Downside:''' The true downside of the film is that it even exists.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/review-inappropriate-comedy.php Kate Erbland]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy''

->What if nothing is ever funny again? What if the movie has obliterated your sense of humor? And then it's over--thankfully it's only about 80 minutes long, even if it feels like 80 days--you leave and go outside into the sunlight and get an ice cream and suddenly everything's okay again.
-->-- '''Dave White''', on ''Film/VampiresSuck''

->Sometimes something can be so stupid it's funny, this is just so stupid it's stupid.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O-4RAe-0BQ on]] ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''

->This is the worst thing that no one should ever have to see! It's awful, it's terrible, it's... it's so bad I am forced to make up my own words to describe how bad it is. This movie is... is... ''[[{{Portmanteau}} Horribufuckus!]]''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''
->''Battlefield Earth'''s [[RealIsBrown primary colors are blue and gray]], [[SensoryAbuse adding to the misery. Whenever we glimpse sunlight, the screen goes all stale yellow]], as though someone had urinated on the print. This, by the way, is not such a bad idea.
-->-- '''Providence Journal''' on ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

->I know [Robert De Niro]'s got bills to pay, and I know he's got projects that he wants to finance, and I'm sure that he feels that he's earned his keep, and it's not like he hasn't let us down before. But this isn't like being let down, this is really like somebody putting their chin forward and challenging you to still have any vestigial respect for them at all. [...] Somewhere in Hell, there is a multiplex playing this on a double bill with ''Film/Movie43'' and ''Film/{{Entourage}}''.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''', on ''Film/DirtyGrandpa''

->Don't see this movie it's ho -- Look, I'm sorry guys; don't see this movie, it is horrible. Don't! (...) It is so [[SuckinessIsPainful painfully unfunny]] and so horrifically boring and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids completely unaware of its demographic]] that I am positive that kids and adults will leave this movie wanting their money back.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''', on ''Film/NineLives2016''

->Usually [[Blog/AskAPony Movie Slate]] exists and lives for the preservation of movies, even the worst ones. These ones are not. Seriously, they don’t deserve to exist. Not even as an example of how bad things can be done. That’s how bad they are.
-->--'''[[http://awthredestim.tumblr.com/post/105025556414/askmovieslate-seriously-though-if-they-were-to James Corck]], moderator of the aforementioned Movie Slate blog''', on ''The Christmas Shoes'' and sequels

->Who are the few assholes who gave this an 8% on Website/RottenTomatoes? Why isn't this a zero?
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Rob Walker]]''' on ''Film/KangarooJack''

->It’s so painfully unfunny we’re not sure it can legally be called a comedy. Let’s put it another way: You know that story about [[Literature/TheMonkeysPaw the monkey paw]], where a grieving mother wishes for something and her wish comes true, only it’s all twisted and wrong and horrible? Someone may have gotten a hold of one of those talismans and said, “I’d love a ''Film/StepBrothers'' reunion, maybe with a recognizable I.P.” [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor and then a rotting, shambling corpse is suddenly knocking on the multiplex doors]]. (...) At one point in ''Holmes & Watson'', a character goes undercover as a manure salesman and begins screaming, “Horseshit for sale! Will anyone buy my horse’s shit?” [[ReviewIronicEcho It’s the one genuinely honest, self-aware moment in the movie.]]
-->-- '''[[https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-reviews/holmes-and-watson-movie-review-will-ferrell-772436/ David Fear]]''' on ''Film/HolmesAndWatson''

->Now, ''Turtles III'', it just makes me feel embarrassed, like, watching it actually makes me cringe. I feel like I have to turn the volume down and face the TV toward the wall and watching a dark corner, somewhere where nobody will ever know. It just leaves you with a bad, ''bad'' feeling, like this movie should not exist.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

->The opening scene of Dinesh D'Souza's new documentary depicts UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler and Eva Braun committing suicide in their bunker. Long before the painfully unendurable ''Death of a Nation'' reaches its conclusion, viewers looking for their own way out will be feeling envious.
-->--'''[[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/death-a-nation-1130931 Frank Scheck]]''' on ''Death of a Nation: Can We Save America a Second Time?''

->This carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores.
-->-- '''[[https://www.laweekly.com/movie-reviews-beautiful-losers-death-note/ L.A. Weekly]]''' on ''Film/DisasterMovie''

->This movie is...amazing. It actually goes beyond belief. In today's PC world for a film like this to get made, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids let alone for kids]], '''''it's scary as shit!''''' How could anyone greenlight this? How could anyone sign on for it? How could they [[AllStarCast get all these big name stars]] [[WTHCastingAgency for such an ugly piece of cinematic prostitution?!]] Maybe Creator/RobReiner thought he had too many good films and needed a ''bad'' film to even it out.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/{{North}}''

->I'd rather wake up next to a severed horse head than ever watch "Gotti" again.
-->-- '''[[https://nypost.com/2018/06/15/gotti-flick-is-the-worst-mob-movie-of-all-time/ Johnny Oleksinski]]''' on ''Film/{{Gotti}}''

->"Gotti" is as awful as you’ve heard, and don’t let anyone tell you any different. Nobody, from a professional critic to an average moviegoer to anybody who has ever seen just one movie in their entire life, can think this is any good. And if they do, I would recommend you never trust their judgment on anything ever again.
-->-- '''[[https://screenzealots.com/2018/06/28/gotti/ Louisa Moore]]''' on ''Film/{{Gotti}}''

->Though it was shot in 2013, the flashy film’s release was delayed due to several legal disputes that likely had something to do with the fact that it’s the cinematic equivalent of a sewage truck colliding with a tanker full of gasoline, AKA an explosion of shit and fire raining down on innocent bystanders stranded on the freeway. You will be one of those innocent bystanders if you make the wrong and bad decision to see this movie.
-->-- '''[[https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2018/10/26/34557314/london-fields-is-the-cinematic-equivalent-of-a-sewage-truck-colliding-with-a-tanker-full-of-gasoline Ciara Dolan]]''' on ''London Fields''

->Glad to report that ''Film/{{Cats}}'' is [[TaintedByThePreview everything you’d hoped for]] and more: a mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. [[SuckinessIsPainful A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine]].
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/robbiereviews/status/1207450471574556673 Robbie Collin]]''', on ''Film/{{Cats}}''

->[[DespairEventHorizon I felt the light inside me slowly fading]].
-->-- '''[[https://lwlies.com/reviews/cats/ Hannah Woodhead]]''' on ''Film/{{Cats}}''

->This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This is what death feels like. This is the worst ketamine trip. This is awful. This is not a film, this is chaos. This is [[SpecialEffectFailure the CGI]] from Film/TheScorpionKing. I don't know if I'm five minutes in or five hours. [[DespairEventHorizon Nothing matters anymore. This is the death of all things. Fuck it]].
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/davidfarrier/status/1207450843844243456 David Farrier]]''', on ''Film/{{Cats}}''

->You wanna say music is evil, fine, that's your right, but you at least have to ''back it up''. This is a really, ''really'' depressing movie. I'm not kidding, this is actually one of the more depressing things I've sat through, and I watched ''[[Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom Salò]]'' and ''Film/ASerbianFilm''! This is a movie about a kid whose love for music is transmorphed as something quote-unquote "evil" by his paranoid parents until he's turned into a raving, bigoted fanatic who loses his friends, his personality and any sense of independence. You can make your point without writing off an entire genre of music as a tool of devil-worshipping, drug-abusing homosexuals. That makes you sound fucking crazy, especially when your examples are debunked!
-->-- '''Creator/BradJones''' ('''WebVideo/DVDRHell''') on ''Film/RockItsYourDecision''

->If you have any doubt that you are wasting your life, spend a night with one sweat sock and a bag of shitty popcorn watching ''Jaws 4: The Revenge''. You know what the title should have been? ''Here's a Fish, You're a Moron.''
-->--'''Richard Jeni''' on ''Film/JawsTheRevenge''

->If Creator/AdamSandler had his way, every copy of ''Going Overboard'' [[OldShame would be lying at the bottom of the ocean]]. And you know what? I'd be right alongside him, chucking them in! It's pretty easy to hate this movie very early on in terms of how it got made and how it went wrong. It's pretty clear that he didn't have any real plan aside from a ship, some swimsuit-clad women and a plot that could fit on a postage stamp. As a result, this movie is clearly and ''painfully'' improvised, with actors desperately pulling funny faces to try and earn laughs and pad out the running time, and no one telling them that their ideas are terrible. Everyone is super annoying as a result, and Adam Sandler comes off particularly badly. He's supposed to be the underdog, but the impression is that of someone delusional about their abilities. There is nothing more brutal than an unfunny comedy, and there is no redeeming value in any of it. '''Not a single thing.'''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/GoingOverboard''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature Reviews]]
->This book [[BrokeTheRatingScale doesn't deserve a number]]. It doesn't even deserve to be listed. To list it implies some value, even as a marker for the lows of the series. But this book doesn't deserve the attention it will garner just by virtue of its position... ''Chicken Chicken'' [[KnowWhenToFoldEm very nearly ended the blog]] two years ago, but I ultimately decided to push forward.
-->--'''[[Blog/BloggerBeware Troy Steele]]''' on why he didn't give the ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' Book #53, ''[[http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/07/r-e-t-r-o-s-p-e-c-t-find-out-what-it.html Chicken Chicken]]'', a rating.

->''I hate to be a populist, but this is one of those rare occasions where I think the general consensus has it right. This thing is a vile, morally-reprehensible piece of shit and it deserves every ounce of hatred hoisted upon it -- if not more... [E]ven at a paltry 100 or so pages, it’s one of the most excruciating literary undertakings of my entire life. It’s over-the-top, slobbering hatred makes “Literature/MeinKampf” seem downright lucid by comparison, and it’s approach is so preachy and self-righteous that it makes “Unintended Consequences” read like light Creator/GeorgeOrwell. On top of being a categorically offensive book, it’s also a poorly composed one. It’s a shitty ideological message wrapped up in a shitty speculative fiction tortilla -- it’s got so many levels of “bad” going on simultaneously that you really have no idea where to begin criticizing it.''
-->-- '''Your Friendly Neighborhood Jimbo''', [[http://internetisinamerica.blogspot.com/2014/08/propaganda-review-turner-diaries-by.html review]] of ''Literature/TheTurnerDiaries''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV Reviews]]
->[[ToughActToFollow The most jarring gap in quality]] in ''Doctor Who''[=’s=] history. The most colossal lapse of judgment in ''Doctor Who''[=’s=] history. A story that had everything riding on it that just completely blew it. Every single thing about this story is a bad idea. It’s outright impossible to figure out what they were thinking. On top of that, you have the Doctor and Peri in a creepy [[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt domestic violence/Stockholm syndrome]] scene. No wonder [[FranchiseKiller the series was cancelled.]]
-->-- '''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/08/a-not-review-blog-of-many-colours.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma "The Twin Dilemma"]]

->The script feels as though it has been written by a [[RatedMForMoney teenage horny illiterate geek]]; there is no moment of sophistication or charm or relief. As far as I know this is the only time I will ever give this mark: '''0/10'''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]

->They say [[MonkeysOnATypewriter an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters]] could eventually reproduce all the works of Creator/WilliamShakespeare, but this? ''Three'' monkeys, ''no'' typewriters, just a whole lot of [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] and shit-throwing would've accomplished the same thing. There is a vault where copies of all the greatest works of our culture are placed so that they'll never be lost. I am petitioning to have an even deeper one made for this so it can '''never be found'''.
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', on the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E23ProfitAndLace Profit and Lace]]"

->If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that special and smash it.
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeLucas''' on ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

->'[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E15Threshold Threshold]]' is an episode of '''Series/StarTrekVoyager'''. And it is the only indefensible hour in the entire history of '''Franchise/StarTrek'''. I don't mean it's the only hour I can't defend. I mean it's the only hour nobody can defend. And nobody does. This is important, because while there are worse things in the world than '''Star Trek''', there is no fanbase [[BrokenBase more diverse in opinion]]. And they all hate 'Threshold'.
-->-- '''Bryan Lambert''', ''[[http://www.youaredumb.net/ You Are Dumb]]''

->BBC iPlayer can be a double-edged sword. On one hand it has freed us all from the tyranny of television schedules, but on the other it means you now have a month to watch ''Len Goodman’s Partners in Rhyme''. A whole month to chance upon this fermented kaleidoscope of dung. A whole month to watch it while your brain involuntarily smashes against the inside of your skull in a frantic bid for damage limitation. A whole month to send the link to all your friends to make sure it actually exists and you’re not just having a psychotic episode.
-->-- '''Stuart Heritage''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/24/len-goodmans-partners-in-rhyme-toddlers-drawing on]] ''Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music Reviews]]
->'''HOW IS THIS SONG ACTUALLY GETTING ''WORSE''!? Who could listen to this!? It's not catchy, you can't dance to it... ''why would anyone listen to this!?'''''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on Mario's "Break Up"

->I hate every second of this. Everything about this song is unpleasant. This actually '''[[EvilSmellsBad smells]]''' bad. I can smell this through my speakers… This is what ''all'' pop music must sound like to people who hate pop music. And if you DO hate all pop music, I can't even imagine what this sounds like to you. To you, this must sound like armpit farts and the screams of innocent children.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah".

->[[SuckinessIsPainful Oh, God, it hurts! It hurts so much!]] Oh, God, it's so awful! It's like the worst parts of five different genres rolled into one! So bad! It's...[[DespairEventHorizon I'm sad all the time...I can't sleep at night,]] [[HeroicBSOD I have these horrible thoughts in my head and I can't fight them off, and....what's the point? What's the point of anything?!]] What am I even doing here?! Why don't I just go ahead and...oh, it's over. Thank God. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Sorry. That song sends me to some weird places.]]
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', again, on the "Hoedown Throwdown" from ''Series/HannahMontana: ''TheMovie''

->Lovin' you may be easy because you're beautiful, but hating this song is dead simple because it's ''awful.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You" (in "The Top 20 Worst No. 1 Hits")

->I wholeheartedly believe that [Music/{{Lionel Richie}}'s] "Ballerina Girl" is responsible for 90 percent of the violent crimes in North America today.
-->-- '''A submission''' to Creator/{{Dave Barry}}'s Worst Song Survey

->...she'd play "Don't You Care" by the Buckinghams, and I'd make a noise like a person barfing up four feet of intestine, and Marcy would say, "OK, that's a 'Don't Like.'"
-->-- '''Dave Barry''' again, "Mustang Davey"

->I've been writing this review site for more than seven years...and in all that time I've heard some truly horrendous, unlistenable records - records that rate at the very bottom of a metric 1-10 scale. Your ''[[Music/LouReed Metal Machine Music]]'', your ''[[Music/ToriAmos Y Kant Tori Read]]'' -- heck, on this page alone, Music/{{Madonna}} has scored a couple of 1s. But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st -- I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically [[BrokeTheRatingScale bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for "ZERO."]] After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Madonna has figured it out!
-->-- '''Mark Prindle''' on Madonna's ''American Life''

->''What happened? Is Blackout half deaf? Did he really this badly miscommunicate the music? It hardly sounds anything like the original. It's a fucking insult to Mega Man.''
-->-- '''Levelengine''', on the butchered port of [[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Cossack Stage 1]] featured in ''VideoGame/HammerBrother''

->Long-time [=VGJunk=] readers may remember that a few years ago I wrote about the SNES version of ''Film/WaynesWorld''. [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames That game]] was, and remains, one of the most unpleasant experiences I’ve ever had with a 16-bit platformer – a joyless, punishing slog through a series of ghastly mazes that reached a stunning nadir with a rendition of [[{{Music/Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]] so bad I’m surprised Freddie Mercury’s ghost didn’t fly down from his opulent heavenly pleasure palace and batter whoever created it into a coma.
-->-- '''Blog/VGJunk''', on the aforementioned game's infamous rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

->It’s a bad record, and what’s more it’s a deliberately bad record: a record whose badness has been specifically calibrated to appeal to people who find the idea of a small child making a record endearing, but only if said child makes something this toothily, winsomely, perkily, grotesquely, exploitatively ''bad.'' To be fair there is also a market for spookily competent children as well as angelically rubbish ones – recent show ''Series/BritainsGotTalent'' had one of each in its final as far as I could see, though both were beaten by an opera singer. A child performer as bouncily horrible as Little Jimmy, though, manages to shame even this ignoble variety tradition, as well as being a poisonous force in pop. Poisonous because this stuff ''sold'' and taught promoters that you didn’t even need the veneer of songcraft or production quality of a “Grandad” to make a smash. ''Five weeks,'' for mercy’s sakes – and only the first of them at Xmas, so that’s almost a MONTH of Little Jimmy souring the already bleak midwinter.
-->-- '''Tom Ewing''' of Freaky Trigger [[http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/06/little-jimmy-osmond-long-haired-lover-from-liverpool/ on]] Little Jimmy Osmond's "Long-Haired Lover from Liverpool"

->Show the worst of the worst now. [[SuddenlyShouting HERE COMES THE WORST OF THE WORST!]] Here comes something that makes me sick! He was my favorite guitarist! Now he's changed, he's something... I swear, I'm feeling sick.
-->-- '''Richard Benson''' (translated from Italian) on Paul Gilbert's "Acoustic Samurai" album.

->Ugh, this is... This is terrible. I really don't have anything else to say. This is one of the worst things. This is really, truly one of the worst things. And, um, I just need to move onto something else. In order to live a better life. Because, if I dive too deeply into how terrible this is and everything that makes this bad, I'mma have a panic attack. I'mma have a fuckin' panic attack right here, on camera.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''' discussing WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS12E33 "The Wall"]] parody album

->i have a feeling this won’t grow on me since i never want to listen to it again.
-->-- '''Reddit user''' [[https://removeddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/ci58ms/fresh_album_chance_the_rapper_the_big_day/ev1pr6f/ discussing]] Chance the Rapper's ''The Big Day''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other Reviews]]
->Imagine if there was a logo that is actually a hate letter to other logo's which favored rich animation and overall excitement. ''Class Video'' is actually that. Nothing ever happens over the course of 1 minute, even causing you to forget about every other logo I've mentioned on this list.
-->-- '''SnowflakesOmega''', about the ''Class Video'' logo, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ikinuNNqo Top 30 Cheesiest Argentine Home Video logos]]"

->How did Creator/CentralParkMedia find the literal ''worst voice actors on the planet?!'' Is there just, like, something in the water in New York City that makes everyone sound like an asshole? People were given money... People were given real currency for their performances (American, too, not Canadian or anything like that, no)... Actual bank notes--denoting a set amount of wealth legitimized by our government's treasury--were given to people to sound like '''''THIS.'''''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on the English voice acting in ''[[http://benthesage.com/anime-abandon-sins-of-the-sisters/ Sins of the Sisters]]''

->[[TroubledProduction/{{Other}} DashCon]] was an innocent convention ruined by corruption, [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Rainfurrest]] was a flaw in the earth's crust [[ApocalypseHow allowing the spirits of hell to break free and flood the world with chaos.]]
-->-- A [=YouTube commenter=] on the subject of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw Rainfurrest 2015]]

->[[MemeticMutation Don't let your kids watch it!]]
-->-- '''Robbie Rotten''' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto various crappy movies, games, and TV shows.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre Reviews]]
->So indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone’s time by describing it.
-->-- '''Clive Barnes,''' ''New York Post'', on the infamous [[http://mentalfloss.com/article/75745/presenting-moose-murders-worst-play-ever-broadway Moose Murders]]

->I think my lasting memory of Broadway will forever be the climactic moment of the three-and-a-half-hour first act. [[Theatre/SpiderManTurnOffTheDark Spider-Man]] stood at the foot of stage and took a huge leap into the audience, then got stuck hanging from a cable. He had to play the {{air guitar}} to entertain the audience. Finally, the stagehands got hold of him and pulled him back. I thought, "[[TroubledProduction For eighty million dollars]] you get three fat stagehands and a guy playing the air guitar!"
-->-- '''[[https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/is-carrie-the-worst-musical-of-all-time Michael Riedel]]''', ''New York Post''

->Delusions of grandeur clearly attended the clueless construction of this musical, in which people fall in love with [[StrangledByTheRedString undetectable chemistry]], suffer without arousing pity and [[EightDeadlyWords die with no other consequence than relief]]. Those who decry shows [[ExecutiveMeddling made by committee]] should be careful what they wish for: ''In My Life'' is the sound of one man flopping.
-->-- '''[[https://www.timeout.com/newyork/theater/worst-broadway-musicals David Cote]]''' reviewing ''In My Life''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Game Reviews]]
->''{{VideoGame/Pong}}'' is better. And ''Pong'' is only, like, three lines and a ball. Those little Tiger electronic wrist games, ''those'' are better than ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde''... Okay, you've seen the game. Now that should satisfy all your curiosity.\\\
If you are curious enough to play it, just do yourself a favor and don't. I mean, if you're like a hardcore Nintendo fan as I am, and you have to have every single game in your collection, please do yourself an enormous favor and just stay the fuck away from this awful piece of shit. Don't even buy it used for, like, 1¢ or whatever. That shiny gold copper will be worth a fortune someday compared to this awful pile of steaming goat shit.\\\
I mean, don't even ''download'' it. No matter how curious you are, just do yourself a favor and never play it, because, you will be wishing for the rest of your life that you could invent a time machine and go back to the day you played that game and just fuckin' kill yourself. If you ever find that game, if you ever see it, smash it. '''Smash it with a hammer.''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill Smash it 'til every tiny fragment is like, is so small, it's invisible.]] I mean, you'd rather super-glue your asshole shut than play that game.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'' (NES)

->You know, sometimes I wish that instead of just a power off button, the UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} had a FUCK YOU button that launched the cartridge out fast enough it would shatter on the wall. It might kill a few kids, but once you show how much'' '''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Wayne's World]]''' ''needs to be destroyed, any judge would rule all the deaths as acceptable losses.
-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".

->There comes a point when something can no longer be a believable mistake and has to be a result of intentional malice. '''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''' runs screaming past that point within the first five minutes and then proceeds to spend the next couple of hours desperately trying to [[DarthWiki/RuinedForever ruin everything you ever loved]] about '''VideoGame/DoubleDragon''', video games in general, and the concept of happiness itself.
-->-- '''Nikola Suprak''', reviewing ''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons'' for [[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/04/18/review-double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/ Hardcore Gamer]].

->You don't '''play''' it. It '''happens''' to you. You '''survive''' it. Maybe you pick up a few entertaining stories along the way. Maybe you just walk away with a hefty dose of emotional trauma. Either way, you're still out 50 bucks and your last pale glimmer of faith in humanity.
-->-- '''''Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly''[='s=] Josh Harmon''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps: [[http://www.egmnow.com/articles/reviews/egm-review-call-of-duty-black-ops-declassified/ Declassified]]''.

->This game was over before it even began. I can't even imagine how many children cried when they got this game. That's why my final rating for this game is a bucket of tears out of 10. There is ''nothing'' redeemable about ''VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons''. The graphics are hideous, the voice acting's atrocious, the game design is unfinished and uninspired, it's littered with bugs and glitches, the controls don't work, and above all else, it's not fun. No one should have to suffer through this, either playing it or being one of the poor fools who had to work on it. It should never have been released in its current state, previous state, or any possible future state it could have had. It is ''bad''. If you see ''Drake of the 99 Dragons'' in a store somewhere, I urge you: don't pick it up, don't go near it, don't even ''look'' at it out of morbid curiosity. If you're some sicko who ''wants'' to play the game... well, you can right now. Simply take any game you own and beat yourself over the head with it for six hours.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHOhaqmrEKI Drake of the 99 Dragons]]''

->''Aquaman'' hit store shelves for a full $20 and received such crowning scores as: '''''[[ApocalypticLog RUN! RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUUUUUUN!]]'''''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', on ''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis''

->Perhaps the plan was to [[DumpMonths release this game right at the start of the year]] so that it might be forgotten about by now, or at least eclipsed by something ''even worse'' like, for example, a game that [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer comes with free crystal meth.]] Yes, it's ''{{VideoGame/AMY}}'', an uncontroversial choice perhaps, but my god, there's offensively bad and then there's the kind of bad that dresses up like Hitler and starts doing impressions of people with cerebral palsy.
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', "Best and Worst of 2012"

->''VideoGame/SonicBoom'' taught me to hate. I ''thought'' I hated before ''Sonic Boom''[='s=] existence, but I realize that was a child's daydream of loathing... Sega's final insult, ''Sonic Boom'', is a reminder that [[DespairEventHorizon we're all going to fucking die.]]
-->-- '''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo "Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2014"]]

->It's hard to think of even one thing [[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Ride to Hell]] ''doesn't'' fuck up!!
-->-- '''Zero Punctuation''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxEwdGpIPQ "Ride To Hell Retribution 1%]]

->I know this game was originally planned to be open-world, but even disregarding that, everything that's ''here'' is incohesive and terrible. There are so many better things you could be playing. That's why my final rating for this game is fully-clothed Barbie and Ken dolls dry-humping out of 10. Everything sucks: the fighting is stupidly broken, the shooting is stiff and too difficult to use for as often as it is, and the driving sections lack any kind of player engagement, making them nothing more than padding for a game that's twice as long as it should be. I'll be honest, though. There ''are'' worse games made, ones that are buggier, less polished and less playable. But ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' is something that those games aren't: offensive. This game is offensive. The gameplay, the voice acting, and the worst sex scenes in video game history. Nobody should play this. Ever. This game is a modern legend. It'll go down in history as the worst game of the last generation. ''Ride to Hell'' joins the ranks of bad games like ''VideoGame/Bubsy3D'', ''VideoGame/Superman64'', or ''VideoGame/{{Hydlide}}'' and ''VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons''. This game is so bad even the cops in it [[DrivenToSuicide want out]].
-->-- '''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKucJJeZMwc Ride to Hell: Retribution]]''

->At one point ''Postal III'' tasks you with collecting HIV-infected cats; I'd rather do that in real life than play this awful game again.
-->-- '''[[http://www.gameinformer.com/games/postal_iii/b/pc/archive/2012/01/30/postal-iii-review-offensive-for-all-the-wrong-reasons.aspx Phil Kollar]]''', in Game Informer's review of '''VideoGame/{{Postal}} III'''.

->… I mentioned it made little kids cry. Upon further review, I was wrong: it makes grown men weep like babies.
-->-- '''[[Website/ScrewAttack Stuttering Craig]]''' on ''3D VideoGame/{{Ballz}}'', "[[http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/swoibi/screwattack-s-video-game-vault-video-game-vault--3d-ballz Top Ten Worst]] {{Fighting Game}}s".

->'''Shmorky:''' Trying to tell someone that they're playing this game 'wrong' is like trying to tell someone that they're playing in the sewers wrong.\\
'''Lowtax:''' If they're playing the game, yes, it's inherently wrong.\\
'''Shmorky:''' It's like trying to tell someone they jumped off a cliff the wrong way.
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/GamingGarbage Gaming Garbage/Video Game Abomination Broadcasting]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/CryOfFear'' [[http://youtu.be/FbLIqWxRsb4?t=17m12s Part 6]]

->I hate this game. I hate it more than I have ever hated anything before in my life. I hate [[IncessantMusicMadness the endlessly looping ten seconds of music]], I hate the way Chu can [[ObviousBeta stand on thin air and fall through solid objects]], and I hate that such a cool name was wasted on a game like this. Most of all, I hate that I can't give this game the score it deserves because [[BrokeTheRatingScale the SA rating system won't let me use scientific notation.]]
-->-- '''Taylor "Psychosis" Bell''', on ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/rom-pit/master-chu-drunkard/ Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu]]''

->It's actually pretty rare that we run across a game this bad… I'd rather run ''over'' it, and I'd definitely back up [[DeaderThanDead just to make sure it was totally destroyed]].
-->-- '''IGN''' on ''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]''

->Creator/{{Ubisoft}} and AMA Studios didn't drop the ball on this; they weren't even invited to the sport in which the ball exists.
-->-- '''[[http://www.gamesradar.com/fighters-uncaged-review/ GamesRadar]]''', on ''Fighters Uncaged''

->Do yourself a favor and avoid this game like the plague. In fact, avoid it like you would avoid something that you avoid '''more''' than the plague.
-->-- '''[[http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbadvance/review/R76035.html A GameFAQs review]]''' of ''VideoGame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction''.

->The fun never stops with ''Super Boxing''. That is only because you can't stop something that doesn't start.
-->-- '''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 Ali Pouladi]]'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 review]] of ''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/games/details.php%3FID%3D3651 Super Boxing]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore64}}.

->You know what?\\
Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[ThatOneLevel Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[TheScrappy Silver]], fuck you [[GoddamnedBats laser fence]], fuck you [[InterspeciesRomance Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[ClusterFBomb FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''
-->-- '''[=TheHelldragon=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]]''.

->This is truly one of the most unplayable piles of excrement on the face of the planet. Don't buy it, don't give it a try, don't even look at the cover art! In fact, I recommend never to watch this review ever again... seeing this abomination displayed more than once might result in complications.
-->-- '''Aqualung Game Reviews''', on the UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yXeboXuVo Karate]]''

->''''Fortress Of Fear'' was of course the sequel to ''Ironsword: Wizards And Warriors II'' and in that NES game's packaging the protagonist ''Kuros'' had on the cover the romance-icon Fabio shortly before he inexplicably transcended into an international celebrity. However while Fabio was ostensibly the player's avatar in ''Ironsword'' it was ''Fortress Of Fear'' that made people truly feel like Fabio. Specifically it made them feel like Fabio that one time when a bird smacked him into the face while riding a rollercoaster. Yes, ''Wizards And Warriors X'' (or is that ''Wizards and Warriors 10''?) is the video game equivalent of being smashed in the face with a bird at high velocities. It is not a good game.''\\\
''In fact it is arguably the worst we have seen today on Gameboy. There have been some rough entries so far to be sure: ''Hyper Lode Runner'' [[EarlyGameHell had no learning curve]], ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheAdventure'' [[OldShame utterly failed to live up to its legacy]] and poor ''Shogi'', [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading that involved such complex AI-manoeuvres that it nearly broke the Game Boy]]. None of those games were legitimately bad. All of them offered some sort of redeeming factor. Even [[SeinfeldIsUnfunny the lackluster and badly dated]] ''Baseball'' [[SubvertedTrope was decently entertaining as a 2-player fare]]. With ''Fortress Of Fear'' however there is nothing of value.''
-->-- '''Jeremy Parish''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9Y1f2KfSc Game Boy World #26: Wizards & Warriors X: Fortress]]

->''This is the worst game I have ever played in my life. That's not something I say lightly, I've played countless bad games because I really like bad games. [[SoBadItsGood I find them to be a lot of fun]]. But this is so bad, I can't find it that much fun. It just makes me uneasy. To the very core, it actually affects me. It is just so... fucking bad. It makes me wonder: what's next for the world? [[DespairEventHorizon If this exists, how can we progress as a species?]] [...] If I saw and witnessed true evil, if a man lit my car on fire, took a shit in my shoes, milked my dogs without their consent and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking stepped on my thumb]], I would still hope he lives a life where he never has to play this game.''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}''', on ''VideoGame/LimboOfTheLost''

->''What kind of game is this?! Is this some sort of '''''[[DrivenToMadness insanity test?!]]''''' Well, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]]'' '''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth I'm sorry, but that's all I can do!]] This game doesn't even ''[[InsultToRocks qualify]]'' [[InsultToRocks as shit!]] [[UpToEleven It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!]] This is unspeakably, ''[[UpToEleven shockingly]]'' bad. It's sickeningly ''LOATHSOME!'' It's a fucking ''[[MindRape suffering to the mind!]]'' It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet!'''''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Superman64''

->''And now... what was the worst game? Can you think of one? Is there one still stuck in your brain? There was one I just couldn't get out of my brain for being quite possibly the worst game in the world- in fact, I'd say quite possibly the worst game in the universe, because I don't think there's an alien species fucking stupid enough to come up with something as bad as ''Galactic Hitman''. The same level repeated with the same enemies repeated [[ObviousBeta that wouldn't fire at you if you weren't looking at them and if you crouched they'd miss and you could see bits of the level through it]] [[ShaggyDogStory and there was no real point to any of it]] [[ObviousBeta and you could fire your gun without actually hitting the fire button]] and... just... '''so bad'''. Like so... seriously, [[SuckinessIsPainful I think we should get Geneva involved, because it's technically a weapon of mass destruction.]] If you air-dropped that shit onto North Korea, they would surrender immediately, [[MoralEventHorizon but you'd be morally bankrupt forever and everyone would hate you.]] It just should be destroyed. You know they buried ''E.T.'' in the desert because there were too many copies of it? I think we should bury all copies of ''Galactic Hitman'' [[HurlItIntoTheSun in the sun]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill just to make sure that [every copy of Galactic Hitman was] absolutely, positively, 100% destroyed, removed, and obliterated from this fucking planet so no one ever has to suffer through that piece of undeniable... shit ever again.]]''
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/NerdCubed}}''', on ''Galactic Hitman''

->''You know you have that curve, that... the whole idea of the graph where something is good and then slowly, as the quality declines, it becomes bad, and then you have a sweet spot where something's SoBadItsGood? It doesn't even begin to grace that area.''
-->-- '''Alex Olney''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHyjon3iTQ playing]] ''Zombie Brigade: No Brain No Gain''

->''If a demon ever wanted to take revenge upon this world, you couldn't ask for a better way than this, because this isn't a game; it's fucking punishment. It's the most accurate simulation of a burning eternity in hell ever made.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-B3Ywi6Os on]] ''VideoGame/BloodwingsPumpkinheadsRevenge''

-> I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199!! That's about how much it costs for a video game console, pretty much. You could take $199, stand on a bridge, and just [[MoneyToThrowAway throw it all away]]! You'd rather do anything then spend it on a broken down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming, with games that crash, hideous jumping control, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportion, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things! [[ThereShouldBeALaw It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price!]] I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one good game, as opposed to 52 horrible games? Quality over quantity. That's our lesson here.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Action52''

->''Even the worst games out there have some positives about them, and I really can't think of one for [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames this game]]. This game is terrible in every way. If someone can think of something positive about this game, please write me. Do not buy this game; do not rent this game; [[BrokeTheRatingScale do not even look at this game.]] It's a sin that this game even exists.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Wiiviewer}}''', on ''Franchise/LooneyTunes: Acme Arsenal''

->I know what you're thinking. Even at this speed, this game is BORING. I only have this to say: You're wrong. Boring is not anywhere near descriptive enough to describe how soul-crushingly bad this is. 5 horrible characters and literally eye-searing graphics. Music and sound effects that I hesitate to call music or sound. More like "music" and "sound".[[note]]The music bit was later retracted; the only reason it isn't presented this way here is because the main wiki doesn't have strikethrough markup[[/note]] Not to mention [[SomeDexterityRequired these]] ARE the worst controls i've[sic] ever had. There is no doubt.
-->-- '''[=BigBangBlitz=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrDxi3WEOcc What the hell is wrong with? #2: Cosmic Race]]''

->''Someone asked me yesterday "Hey, when do you think your review's gonna go up?" No one on staff wants to play any more of this videogame. I'm not gonna subject myself to another 20-30 hours of this fucking mess just to put a number on it. My number is "''Don't play this game''".''
-->-- '''[[Website/GiantBomb Jeff Gerstmann]]''', on ''Videogame/Fallout76''

->''This game is a jack-of-all-trades, yet a master of bugger all. You'd think that ''one mode'' these people tackled would at least work correctly, but they just don't. Not one of them, not one of them is even slightly playable or tolerable, and there are so many jarring and unnatural gameplay styles here that it's just painful how ''wrong'' they get all of them! It seems like this was far too overambitious for the early days of the [=PS1=], and honestly, with how broken the controls are for the most part, it just feels lazy and entirely rushed on every aspect. I'm at least glad the public and the game makers knew how shit this probably was and I'm happy that, after this game, [[StillbornFranchise Cheesy went nowhere at all]], unlike [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} a certain bobcat]]. And I'm at least happy they knew when to put this mouse down out of his misery, and that he is an embarrassing stain on the past of [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation a bigger name in gaming today.]] He existed for one game and '''died'''. And I'm honestly happy about that.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', on ''Cheesy''
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->This comic tops the chart in every criteria this website uses to gauge the value of its review subjects. The [[OffModel worst art]], most [[{{Narm}} awful writing]], most [[RandomEventsPlot insane plot]], biggest [[MarySue Mary-Sue]] characters ever, [[AuthorTract craziest and most insufferable author]]. In short: This truly is the worst comic ever made.
-->-- '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/{{Sonichu}}''

->''WebComic/DominicDeegan'' is a webcomic so bad you'd think it was hosted on an ancient IndianBurialGround. It's so unwaveringly terrible it might as well be a universal constant. [[SuckinessIsPainful It's so bad that it spoils milk. It's so bad that your computer will physically smell when you load the page, an aroma of brimstone, decaying meat and burning feces that will linger for days afterward]]. It is so bad that none of what I have just said does justice to how bad it is.
-->-- '''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.blogspot.com/2007/06/dominic-deegan.html John Solomon]]''' on ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''

->There is no [[SeasonalRot downfall]] if the webcomic ''starts'' at [[PropagandaPiece the bottom of the scum bucket]].
-->-- '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/BillyTheHeretic''

->It can be described as "existent" and "on the internet", however please do not confuse it with [[ShockSite Goatse]], which satisfies both criteria and is a far superior piece.
-->-- '''Encyclopedia Dramatica''', on ''Electric Retard''

->It's a good point that, should you ever find yourself accidentally looking at ''WebComic/CtrlAltDel'', the title also conveys what you should do: reboot your computer as fast as possible.
-->-- '''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.blogspot.com/2007/06/ctrlaltdel.html John Solomon]]''' on ''WebComic/CtrlAltDel''

->Surfing on the internet, I found a comic so horrific that [[GoMadFromTheRevelation reading it is a challenge to anyone's sanity]]. [[BrainBleach My mind went temporarily blind at the index just by the hideous drawing]]. It's like my own brain [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow tried to prevent me from reading the comic]]. I persisted; [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I wanted to see how bad this could be]]...[[ApocalypticLog You must be warned of this torment.]] Maybe then you'll resign to calmer activities, like listening to loud metal music while trying to sleep. [[Literature/TheDivineComedy ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.]]
-->-- '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''Look What I Brought Home!''
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[[folder:Western Animation Reviews]]
->What can I say? That was the most excruciating thing I may have inducted yet. Abysmal animation, unlikable characters, not an entertaining segment in the bunch. And most importantly, the jokes just weren't funny. I know this was intended for kids, but this is crap that kids wouldn't laugh at. It's unfunny, unlikable, and detestable garbage that I'm glad never went further than this. This is the image of tooncrap above, and beyond.
-->-- '''Tooncrap''', on ''Madballs: Gross Jokes''

->Oh for the love of all things pleasant in this world, there are a shit ton of things you could do to make this clear! Close that pony’s mouth! Control where the audio is coming from! Show the camera on the blue one! HAVE HER MOUTH MOVE! I know that it’s tough to animate, it’s tough to draw, to make things look pleasant to the eye, have each character be fluid, have a story that has some sense of tension, and have sound effects that sound real, but dipshits, THIS IS THE JOB THAT YOU PICKED! Either put your all into it, or get a job as, oh I don’t know, [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds MCDONALDS]] JANITORS! You’ll probably be paid more, but then again you probably aren’t qualified!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' on ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Over Two Rainbows]]''

->It is one of most offensive, worthless pieces of shit that I have ever seen. It is in one of the top 10 worst cartoons that I have ever seen. Episode upon episode of this trash I’ve tried to watch. It’s filled with blatant ripoffs, blatant [[PanderingToTheBase pandering]], and most of all, blatant [[StopBeingStereotypical stereotypes]] and possibly [[FantasticRacism racism]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids for kids!]] Buckle up, because [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is a wild ride with no way off, and I’m not too happy about this one]].
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' before starting his review on ''WesternAnimation/DaBoomCrew''
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->So after all this, after [[ArchiveBinge fifty-one issues]] of ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis, [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike what is there left to say?]] Only this: ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis blows. It reeks. It fails. It is heinous. It is [[KillEmAll mean-spirited]], wretched, [[KudzuPlot nonsensical]], [[FeigningIntelligence idiotic]], irritating, [[InactionSequence slow]], [[SnarkBait crappy]], and altogether stupid. It is everything wrong with the comic book industry, and [[OldShame an embarrassment on the records of everyone who worked on it.]] Bottom line, as we say around these parts: [[{{Catchphrase}} THIS COMIC SUCKS.]]

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->So after all this, after [[ArchiveBinge fifty-one issues]] of ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis, [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike what is there left to say?]] say? Only this: ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis blows. It reeks. It fails. It is heinous. It is [[KillEmAll mean-spirited]], wretched, [[KudzuPlot nonsensical]], [[FeigningIntelligence idiotic]], irritating, [[InactionSequence slow]], [[SnarkBait crappy]], crappy, and altogether stupid. It is everything wrong with the comic book industry, and [[OldShame an embarrassment on the records of everyone who worked on it.]] Bottom line, as we say around these parts: [[{{Catchphrase}} THIS COMIC SUCKS.]]

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->''This game is a jack-of-all-trades, yet a master of bugger all. You'd think that ''one mode'' these people tackled would at least work correctly, but they just don't. Not one of them, not one of them is even slightly playable or tolerable, and there are so many jarring and unnatural gameplay styles here that it's just painful how ''wrong'' they get all of them! It seems like this was far too overambitious for the early days of the [=PS1=], and honestly, with how broken the controls are for the most part, it just feels lazy and entirely rushed on every aspect. I'm at least glad the public and the game makers knew how shit this probably was and I'm happy that, after this game, [[StillbornFranchise Cheesy went nowhere at all]], unlike [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} a certain bobcat]]. And I'm at least happy they knew when to put this mouse down out of his misery, and that he is an embarrassing stain on the past of [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation a bigger name in gaming today.]] He existed for one game and '''died'''. And I'm honestly happy about that.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', on ''Cheesy''



->Oh, fuck me sideways. Not an article about The Last fucking Jedi. Seriously??? We're still fucking doing this?? For real? (...) What the fuck made you think that an article about The Last Jedi would ever be a good fucking idea??? This is going to be a literal fucking WARZONE of depravity and despair. Reading this article is going to literally fucking debase you. Reading this article will want to make you travel back in fucking time and assassinate fucking Tim fucking Berners-fucking-Lee before he can even fucking create the fucking internet. This is a fucking deflated turd of an Uncyclopedia article, you fucking vainglorious weeb fuckholes.
-->-- '''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''', [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Last_Jedi on]] ''Film/TheLastJedi''.


->You wanna say music is evil, fine, that's your right, but you at least have to ''back it up''. This is a really, ''really'' depressing movie. I'm not kidding, this is actually one of the more depressing things I've sat through, and I watched ''Salo'' and ''Film/ASerbianFilm''! This is a movie about a kid whose love for music is transmorphed as something quote-unquote "evil" by his paranoid parents until he's turned into a raving, bigoted fanatic who loses his friends, his personality and any sense of independence. You can make your point without writing off an entire genre of music as a tool of devil-worshipping, drug-abusing homosexuals. That makes you sound fucking crazy, especially when your examples are debunked!

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->You wanna say music is evil, fine, that's your right, but you at least have to ''back it up''. This is a really, ''really'' depressing movie. I'm not kidding, this is actually one of the more depressing things I've sat through, and I watched ''Salo'' ''[[Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom Salò]]'' and ''Film/ASerbianFilm''! This is a movie about a kid whose love for music is transmorphed as something quote-unquote "evil" by his paranoid parents until he's turned into a raving, bigoted fanatic who loses his friends, his personality and any sense of independence. You can make your point without writing off an entire genre of music as a tool of devil-worshipping, drug-abusing homosexuals. That makes you sound fucking crazy, especially when your examples are debunked!


->Your Majesty's anime was so horrible that [[BrokeTheRatingScale the audience rating was 0.001%]].

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-->--'''James Lileks''', on ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20090210005908/lileks.com/institute/100mysteries/19.html A Study in Scarlet]]''.

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-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18645_6-great-novels-that-were-hated-in-their-time_p2.html on]] ''Film/SonOfTheMask''.

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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 on]] ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''.

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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', -->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 on]] ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''.



-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''''s [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-1994 infamous review of]] ''Film/{{North}}''

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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''''s -->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''''s [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-1994 infamous review of]] ''Film/{{North}}''



-->--'''Richard Roeper''''s [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973 review]] of ''{{Film/Movie 43}}''

to:

-->--'''Richard -->-- '''Richard Roeper''''s [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973 review]] of ''{{Film/Movie 43}}''



-->--'''''[[http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm Jabootu]]''''' on ''Film/{{Nukie}}''

to:

-->--'''''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm Jabootu]]''''' Jabootu]]''' on ''Film/{{Nukie}}''



-->--'''Robbie Collin''' [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/10929958/Mrs-Browns-Boys-DMovie-review-anti-funny.html on]] ''[[Series/MrsBrownsBoys Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie]]''

to:

-->--'''Robbie -->-- '''Robbie Collin''' [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/10929958/Mrs-Browns-Boys-DMovie-review-anti-funny.html on]] ''[[Series/MrsBrownsBoys Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie]]''



-->--'''''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]'''''

to:

-->--'''''[[http://screamsheet.-->-- '''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]'''''
Screamsheet]]'''



-->--'''Chris Sims and Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''

to:

-->--'''Chris -->-- '''Chris Sims and Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''



-->--'''Alex Abad-Santos''''s [[https://www.vox.com/2015/8/7/9114501/fantastic-four-movie-review review]] of ''Film/FantasticFour2015''

to:

-->--'''Alex -->-- '''Alex Abad-Santos''''s [[https://www.vox.com/2015/8/7/9114501/fantastic-four-movie-review review]] of ''Film/FantasticFour2015''



-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure''

to:

-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' -->-- ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure''



-->--'''[[http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/ Dana Stevens]]'''[='=] review of ''Film/TheLoveGuru'' in ''Slate''

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/ Dana Stevens]]'''[='=] review of ''Film/TheLoveGuru'' in ''Slate''



-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

to:

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' -->-- '''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}} ''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster]] 2: Through the Portal of Time''

to:

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster]] 2: Through the Portal of Time''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/meet-dave-2008-brian-robbins/ on]] ''Film/MeetDave''

to:

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/meet-dave-2008-brian-robbins/ on]] ''Film/MeetDave''



-->--'''[[http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=23474&reviewer=429 Brett Gallman]]''' on ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=23474&reviewer=429 Brett Gallman]]''' on ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''



-->--'''[[http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/shark-night Scott Nash]]''', on ''Film/SharkNight''.

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/shark-night Scott Nash]]''', on ''Film/SharkNight''.



-->--'''Jeremy Jahns''', on ''Film/TheLegendOfHercules''

to:

-->--'''Jeremy -->-- '''Jeremy Jahns''', on ''Film/TheLegendOfHercules''



-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/68631/paul-blart-mall-cop-2/ Francise Rizzo III]]''' on ''Film/PaulBlartMallCop 2''

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/68631/paul-blart-mall-cop-2/ Francise Rizzo III]]''' on ''Film/PaulBlartMallCop 2''



-->--'''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}'''[='=]s [[https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/623294355734953984 Twitter feed]]

to:

-->--'''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}'''[='=]s -->-- '''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}'''[='=]s [[https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/623294355734953984 Twitter feed]]



-->--'''[[https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jun/04/united-passions-review-tim-roth-sam-neill-gerard-depardieu Jordan Hoffman]]''''s review of ''Film/UnitedPassions''

to:

-->--'''[[https://www.-->-- '''[[https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jun/04/united-passions-review-tim-roth-sam-neill-gerard-depardieu Jordan Hoffman]]''''s review of ''Film/UnitedPassions''



-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/12/night-crumbs-348/ Michael K.]]'''

to:

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/12/night-crumbs-348/ Michael K.]]'''



-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-nutcracker-in-3d-2010 on]] ''The Nutcracker in 3D''

to:

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' -->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-nutcracker-in-3d-2010 on]] ''The Nutcracker in 3D''



-->--'''[[http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dontbescared.htm Black Horror Movies]]''', on ''Don't Be Scared''

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dontbescared.htm Black Horror Movies]]''', on ''Don't Be Scared''



-->--'''An Website/IMDb review''' of ''Film/GoingOverboard''

to:

-->--'''An -->-- '''An Website/IMDb review''' of ''Film/GoingOverboard''



-->--''Chronicle-Herald''[='s=] [[http://thechronicleherald.ca/artslife/51509-devil-inside-had-audience-swearing-screen review]] of ''Film/TheDevilInside''

to:

-->--''Chronicle-Herald''[='s=] -->-- ''Chronicle-Herald''[='s=] [[http://thechronicleherald.ca/artslife/51509-devil-inside-had-audience-swearing-screen review]] of ''Film/TheDevilInside''



-->--'''[[http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/03/23/movies/inappropriate-comedy-directed-by-vince-offer.html Neil Genzlinger]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy'' in ''The New York Times''

to:

-->--'''[[http://movies.-->-- '''[[http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/03/23/movies/inappropriate-comedy-directed-by-vince-offer.html Neil Genzlinger]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy'' in ''The New York Times''



-->--'''[[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/review-inappropriate-comedy.php Kate Erbland]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy''

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/review-inappropriate-comedy.php Kate Erbland]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy''



-->--'''Dave White''', on ''Film/VampiresSuck''

to:

-->--'''Dave -->-- '''Dave White''', on ''Film/VampiresSuck''
''Film/VampiresSuck''

->Sometimes something can be so stupid it's funny, this is just so stupid it's stupid.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O-4RAe-0BQ on]] ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''



-->--'''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''', [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Last_Jedi on]] ''Film/TheLastJedi''.

to:

-->--'''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''', -->-- '''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''', [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Last_Jedi on]] ''Film/TheLastJedi''.



-->--'''Providence Journal''' on ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

to:

-->--'''Providence -->-- '''Providence Journal''' on ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''



-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''', on ''Film/DirtyGrandpa''

to:

-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''', -->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''', on ''Film/DirtyGrandpa''



-->--'''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''', on ''Film/NineLives2016''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''', -->-- '''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''', on ''Film/NineLives2016''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Rob Walker]]''' on ''Film/KangarooJack''

to:

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Rob Walker]]''' on ''Film/KangarooJack''



-->--'''[[https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-reviews/holmes-and-watson-movie-review-will-ferrell-772436/ David Fear]]''' on ''Film/HolmesAndWatson''

to:

-->--'''[[https://www.-->-- '''[[https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-reviews/holmes-and-watson-movie-review-will-ferrell-772436/ David Fear]]''' on ''Film/HolmesAndWatson''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/GoingOverboard''

to:

-->--'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown -->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/GoingOverboard''



-->--'''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/08/a-not-review-blog-of-many-colours.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma "The Twin Dilemma"]]

to:

-->--'''Dr.-->-- '''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/08/a-not-review-blog-of-many-colours.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma "The Twin Dilemma"]]



-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]

to:

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]



-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', on the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E23ProfitAndLace Profit and Lace]]"

to:

-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', -->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', on the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E23ProfitAndLace Profit and Lace]]"



-->--'''Creator/GeorgeLucas''' on ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

to:

-->--'''Creator/GeorgeLucas''' -->-- '''Creator/GeorgeLucas''' on ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''



-->--'''Bryan Lambert''', ''[[http://www.youaredumb.net/ You Are Dumb]]''

to:

-->--'''Bryan -->-- '''Bryan Lambert''', ''[[http://www.youaredumb.net/ You Are Dumb]]''



-->--'''Stuart Heritage''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/24/len-goodmans-partners-in-rhyme-toddlers-drawing on]] ''Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme''

to:

-->--'''Stuart -->-- '''Stuart Heritage''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/24/len-goodmans-partners-in-rhyme-toddlers-drawing on]] ''Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme''



-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah".

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', -->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah".



-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', again, on the "Hoedown Throwdown" from ''Series/HannahMontana: ''TheMovie''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', -->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', again, on the "Hoedown Throwdown" from ''Series/HannahMontana: ''TheMovie''



-->--'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You" (in "The Top 20 Worst No. 1 Hits")

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', -->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You" (in "The Top 20 Worst No. 1 Hits")



-->--'''A submission''' to Creator/{{Dave Barry}}'s Worst Song Survey

to:

-->--'''A -->-- '''A submission''' to Creator/{{Dave Barry}}'s Worst Song Survey



-->--'''Dave Barry''' again, "Mustang Davey"

to:

-->--'''Dave -->-- '''Dave Barry''' again, "Mustang Davey"



-->--'''Mark Prindle''' on Madonna's ''American Life''

to:

-->--'''Mark -->-- '''Mark Prindle''' on Madonna's ''American Life''



-->--'''Levelengine''', on the butchered port of [[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Cossack Stage 1]] featured in ''VideoGame/HammerBrother''

to:

-->--'''Levelengine''', -->-- '''Levelengine''', on the butchered port of [[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Cossack Stage 1]] featured in ''VideoGame/HammerBrother''



-->--'''Blog/VGJunk''', on the aforementioned game's infamous rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

to:

-->--'''Blog/VGJunk''', -->-- '''Blog/VGJunk''', on the aforementioned game's infamous rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody"



-->--'''Tom Ewing''' of Freaky Trigger [[http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/06/little-jimmy-osmond-long-haired-lover-from-liverpool/ on]] Little Jimmy Osmond's "Long-Haired Lover from Liverpool"

to:

-->--'''Tom -->-- '''Tom Ewing''' of Freaky Trigger [[http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/06/little-jimmy-osmond-long-haired-lover-from-liverpool/ on]] Little Jimmy Osmond's "Long-Haired Lover from Liverpool"



-->--'''Richard Benson''' (translated from Italian) on Paul Gilbert's "Acoustic Samurai" album.

to:

-->--'''Richard -->-- '''Richard Benson''' (translated from Italian) on Paul Gilbert's "Acoustic Samurai" album.



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''' discussing WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS12E33 "The Wall"]] parody album

to:

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''' discussing WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS12E33 "The Wall"]] parody album



-->--'''Reddit user''' [[https://removeddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/ci58ms/fresh_album_chance_the_rapper_the_big_day/ev1pr6f/ discussing]] Chance the Rapper's ''The Big Day''

to:

-->--'''Reddit -->-- '''Reddit user''' [[https://removeddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/ci58ms/fresh_album_chance_the_rapper_the_big_day/ev1pr6f/ discussing]] Chance the Rapper's ''The Big Day''



-->--'''SnowflakesOmega''', about the ''Class Video'' logo, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ikinuNNqo Top 30 Cheesiest Argentine Home Video logos]]"

to:

-->--'''SnowflakesOmega''', -->-- '''SnowflakesOmega''', about the ''Class Video'' logo, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ikinuNNqo Top 30 Cheesiest Argentine Home Video logos]]"



-->--'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on the English voice acting in ''[[http://benthesage.com/anime-abandon-sins-of-the-sisters/ Sins of the Sisters]]''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', -->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on the English voice acting in ''[[http://benthesage.com/anime-abandon-sins-of-the-sisters/ Sins of the Sisters]]''



-->--'''Robbie Rotten''' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto various crappy movies, games, and TV shows.

to:

-->--'''Robbie -->-- '''Robbie Rotten''' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto various crappy movies, games, and TV shows.



-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'' (NES)

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'' (NES)



-->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".

to:

-->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', -->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".



-->--'''Nikola Suprak''', reviewing ''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons'' for [[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/04/18/review-double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/ Hardcore Gamer]].

to:

-->--'''Nikola -->-- '''Nikola Suprak''', reviewing ''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons'' for [[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/04/18/review-double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/ Hardcore Gamer]].



-->--'''''Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly''[='s=] Josh Harmon''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps: [[http://www.egmnow.com/articles/reviews/egm-review-call-of-duty-black-ops-declassified/ Declassified]]''.

to:

-->--'''''Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly''[='s=] -->-- '''''Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly''[='s=] Josh Harmon''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps: [[http://www.egmnow.com/articles/reviews/egm-review-call-of-duty-black-ops-declassified/ Declassified]]''.



-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHOhaqmrEKI Drake of the 99 Dragons]]''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''' -->-- '''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHOhaqmrEKI Drake of the 99 Dragons]]''



-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', on ''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', -->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', on ''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis''



-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', "Best and Worst of 2012"

to:

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', -->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', "Best and Worst of 2012"



-->--'''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo "Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2014"]]

to:

-->--'''Creator/JimSterling''', -->-- '''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo "Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2014"]]



-->--'''Zero Punctuation''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxEwdGpIPQ "Ride To Hell Retribution 1%]]

to:

-->--'''Zero -->-- '''Zero Punctuation''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxEwdGpIPQ "Ride To Hell Retribution 1%]]



-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKucJJeZMwc Ride to Hell: Retribution]]''

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''' -->-- '''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKucJJeZMwc Ride to Hell: Retribution]]''



-->--'''[[http://www.gameinformer.com/games/postal_iii/b/pc/archive/2012/01/30/postal-iii-review-offensive-for-all-the-wrong-reasons.aspx Phil Kollar]]''', in Game Informer's review of '''VideoGame/{{Postal}} III'''.

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.gameinformer.com/games/postal_iii/b/pc/archive/2012/01/30/postal-iii-review-offensive-for-all-the-wrong-reasons.aspx Phil Kollar]]''', in Game Informer's review of '''VideoGame/{{Postal}} III'''.



-->--'''[[Website/ScrewAttack Stuttering Craig]]''' on ''3D VideoGame/{{Ballz}}'', "[[http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/swoibi/screwattack-s-video-game-vault-video-game-vault--3d-ballz Top Ten Worst]] {{Fighting Game}}s".

to:

-->--'''[[Website/ScrewAttack -->-- '''[[Website/ScrewAttack Stuttering Craig]]''' on ''3D VideoGame/{{Ballz}}'', "[[http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/swoibi/screwattack-s-video-game-vault-video-game-vault--3d-ballz Top Ten Worst]] {{Fighting Game}}s".



-->--'''[[LetsPlay/GamingGarbage Gaming Garbage/Video Game Abomination Broadcasting]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/CryOfFear'' [[http://youtu.be/FbLIqWxRsb4?t=17m12s Part 6]]

to:

-->--'''[[LetsPlay/GamingGarbage -->-- '''[[LetsPlay/GamingGarbage Gaming Garbage/Video Game Abomination Broadcasting]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/CryOfFear'' [[http://youtu.be/FbLIqWxRsb4?t=17m12s Part 6]]



-->--'''Taylor "Psychosis" Bell''', on ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/rom-pit/master-chu-drunkard/ Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu]]''

to:

-->--'''Taylor -->-- '''Taylor "Psychosis" Bell''', on ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/rom-pit/master-chu-drunkard/ Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu]]''



-->--'''IGN''' on ''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]''

to:

-->--'''IGN''' -->-- '''IGN''' on ''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]''



-->--'''[[http://www.gamesradar.com/fighters-uncaged-review/ GamesRadar]]''', on ''Fighters Uncaged''

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.gamesradar.com/fighters-uncaged-review/ GamesRadar]]''', on ''Fighters Uncaged''



-->--'''[[http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbadvance/review/R76035.html A GameFAQs review]]''' of ''VideoGame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction''.

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbadvance/review/R76035.html A GameFAQs review]]''' of ''VideoGame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction''.



-->--'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 Ali Pouladi]]'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 review]] of ''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/games/details.php%3FID%3D3651 Super Boxing]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore64}}.

to:

-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 Ali Pouladi]]'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 review]] of ''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/games/details.php%3FID%3D3651 Super Boxing]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore64}}.



-->--'''[=TheHelldragon=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]]''.

to:

-->--'''[=TheHelldragon=]''', -->-- '''[=TheHelldragon=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]]''.



-->--'''Aqualung Game Reviews''', on the UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yXeboXuVo Karate]]''

to:

-->--'''Aqualung -->-- '''Aqualung Game Reviews''', on the UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yXeboXuVo Karate]]''



-->--'''Jeremy Parish''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9Y1f2KfSc Game Boy World #26: Wizards & Warriors X: Fortress]]

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-->--'''Jeremy -->-- '''Jeremy Parish''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9Y1f2KfSc Game Boy World #26: Wizards & Warriors X: Fortress]]



-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}''', on ''VideoGame/LimboOfTheLost''

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-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}''', -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}''', on ''VideoGame/LimboOfTheLost''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Superman64''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Superman64''



-->--'''{{LetsPlay/NerdCubed}}''', on ''Galactic Hitman''

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-->--'''{{LetsPlay/NerdCubed}}''', -->-- '''{{LetsPlay/NerdCubed}}''', on ''Galactic Hitman''



-->--'''Alex Olney''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHyjon3iTQ playing]] ''Zombie Brigade: No Brain No Gain''

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-->--'''Alex -->-- '''Alex Olney''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHyjon3iTQ playing]] ''Zombie Brigade: No Brain No Gain''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Action52''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Action52''



-->--'''[[Website/GiantBomb Jeff Gerstmann]]''', on ''Videogame/Fallout76''

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-->--'''[[Website/GiantBomb -->-- '''[[Website/GiantBomb Jeff Gerstmann]]''', on ''Videogame/Fallout76''



-->--'''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/{{Sonichu}}''

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/{{Sonichu}}''



-->--'''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.blogspot.com/2007/06/dominic-deegan.html John Solomon]]''' on ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''

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-->--'''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.-->-- '''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.blogspot.com/2007/06/dominic-deegan.html John Solomon]]''' on ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''



-->--'''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/BillyTheHeretic''

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/BillyTheHeretic''



-->--'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''', on ''Electric Retard''

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-->--'''Encyclopedia -->-- '''Encyclopedia Dramatica''', on ''Electric Retard''



-->--'''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.blogspot.com/2007/06/ctrlaltdel.html John Solomon]]''' on ''WebComic/CtrlAltDel''

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-->--'''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.-->-- '''[[http://badwebcomicsarchive.blogspot.com/2007/06/ctrlaltdel.html John Solomon]]''' on ''WebComic/CtrlAltDel''



-->--'''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''Look What I Brought Home!''

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''Look What I Brought Home!''



-->--'''Tooncrap''', on ''Madballs: Gross Jokes''

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-->--'''Tooncrap''', -->-- '''Tooncrap''', on ''Madballs: Gross Jokes''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' on ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Over Two Rainbows]]''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' on ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Over Two Rainbows]]''



-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' before starting his review on ''WesternAnimation/DaBoomCrew''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' -->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' before starting his review on ''WesternAnimation/DaBoomCrew''


-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".

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-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', -->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".



->This game was over before it even began. I can't even imagine how many children cried when they got this game. That's why my final rating for this game is a bucket of tears out of 10. There is ''nothing'' redeemable about ''VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons''. The graphics are hideous, the voice acting's atrocious, the game design is unfinished and uninspired, it's littered with bugs and glitches, the controls don't work, and above all else, it's not fun. No one should have to suffer through this, either playing it or being one of the poor fools who had to work on it. It should never have been released in its current state, previous state, or any possible future state it could have had. It is ''bad''. If you see ''Drake of the 99 Dragons'' in a store somewhere, I urge you: don't pick it up, don't go near it, don't even ''look'' at it out of morbid curiosity. If you're some sicko who ''wants'' to play the game... well, you can right now. Simply take any game you own and beat yourself over the head with it for six hours.
-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHOhaqmrEKI Drake of the 99 Dragons]]''



->I know this game was originally planned to be open-world, but even disregarding that, everything that's ''here'' is incohesive and terrible. There are so many better things you could be playing. That's why my final rating for this game is fully-clothed Barbie and Ken dolls dry-humping out of 10. Everything sucks: the fighting is stupidly broken, the shooting is stiff and too difficult to use for as often as it is, and the driving sections lack any kind of player engagement, making them nothing more than padding for a game that's twice as long as it should be. I'll be honest, though. There ''are'' worse games made, ones that are buggier, less polished and less playable. But ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' is something that those games aren't: offensive. This game is offensive. The gameplay, the voice acting, and the worst sex scenes in video game history. Nobody should play this. Ever. This game is a modern legend. It'll go down in history as the worst game of the last generation. ''Ride to Hell'' joins the ranks of bad games like ''VideoGame/Bubsy3D'', ''VideoGame/Superman64'', or ''VideoGame/{{Hydelide}}'' and ''VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons''. This game is so bad even the cops in it [[DrivenToSuicide want out]].

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->I know this game was originally planned to be open-world, but even disregarding that, everything that's ''here'' is incohesive and terrible. There are so many better things you could be playing. That's why my final rating for this game is fully-clothed Barbie and Ken dolls dry-humping out of 10. Everything sucks: the fighting is stupidly broken, the shooting is stiff and too difficult to use for as often as it is, and the driving sections lack any kind of player engagement, making them nothing more than padding for a game that's twice as long as it should be. I'll be honest, though. There ''are'' worse games made, ones that are buggier, less polished and less playable. But ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' is something that those games aren't: offensive. This game is offensive. The gameplay, the voice acting, and the worst sex scenes in video game history. Nobody should play this. Ever. This game is a modern legend. It'll go down in history as the worst game of the last generation. ''Ride to Hell'' joins the ranks of bad games like ''VideoGame/Bubsy3D'', ''VideoGame/Superman64'', or ''VideoGame/{{Hydelide}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Hydlide}}'' and ''VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons''. This game is so bad even the cops in it [[DrivenToSuicide want out]].



-->--'''''IGN''''' on ''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]''

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-->--'''''IGN''''' -->--'''IGN''' on ''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]''



->You know what?\\\

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->You know what?\\\what?\\



-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Critikal}}''', on ''VideoGame/LimboOfTheLost''

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-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Critikal}}''', -->--'''LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}''', on ''VideoGame/LimboOfTheLost''


->Oh, fuck me sideways. Not an article about The Last fucking Jedi. Seriously??? We're still fucking doing this?? For real? (...) What the fuck made you think that an article about The Last Jedi would ever be a good fucking idea??? This is going to be a literal fucking WARZONE of depravity and despair. Reading this article is going to literally fucking debase you. Reading this article will want to make you travel back in fucking time and assassinate fucking Tim fucking Berners-fucking-Lee before he can even fucking create the fucking internet. This is a fucking deflated turd of an Uncyclopedia article, you fucking vainglorious weeb fuckholes.
-->--'''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''', [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Last_Jedi on]] ''Film/TheLastJedi''.



->[[DespairEventHorizon I felt the light inside me slowly fading.]]

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->[[DespairEventHorizon I felt the light inside me slowly fading.]]fading]].



->If you have any doubt that you are wasting your life, spend a night with one sweat sock and a bag of shitty popcorn watching ''Jaws 4: The Revenge.'' You know what the title should have been? ''Here's a Fish, You're a Moron.''

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->If you have any doubt that you are wasting your life, spend a night with one sweat sock and a bag of shitty popcorn watching ''Jaws 4: The Revenge.'' Revenge''. You know what the title should have been? ''Here's a Fish, You're a Moron.''



->If Creator/AdamSandler had his way, every copy of ''Going Overboard'' would be lying at the bottom of the ocean. And you know what? I'd be right alongside him, chucking them in! It's pretty easy to hate this movie very early on in terms of how it got made and how it went wrong. It's pretty clear that he didn't have any real plan aside from a ship, some swimsuit-clad women and a plot that could fit on a postage stamp. As a result, this movie is clearly and ''painfully'' improvised, with actors desperately pulling funny faces to try and earn laughs and pad out the running time, and no one telling them that their ideas are terrible. Everyone is super annoying as a result, and Adam Sandler comes off particularly badly. He's supposed to be the underdog, but the impression is that of someone delusional about their abilities. There is nothing more brutal than an unfunny comedy, and there is no redeeming value in any of it. '''Not a single thing.'''

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->If Creator/AdamSandler had his way, every copy of ''Going Overboard'' [[OldShame would be lying at the bottom of the ocean.ocean]]. And you know what? I'd be right alongside him, chucking them in! It's pretty easy to hate this movie very early on in terms of how it got made and how it went wrong. It's pretty clear that he didn't have any real plan aside from a ship, some swimsuit-clad women and a plot that could fit on a postage stamp. As a result, this movie is clearly and ''painfully'' improvised, with actors desperately pulling funny faces to try and earn laughs and pad out the running time, and no one telling them that their ideas are terrible. Everyone is super annoying as a result, and Adam Sandler comes off particularly badly. He's supposed to be the underdog, but the impression is that of someone delusional about their abilities. There is nothing more brutal than an unfunny comedy, and there is no redeeming value in any of it. '''Not a single thing.'''













->I know this game was originally planned to be open-world, but even disregarding that, everything that's ''here'' is incohesive and terrible. There are so many better things you could be playing. That's why my final rating for this game is fully-clothed Barbie and Ken dolls dry-humping out of 10. Everything sucks: the fighting is stupidly broken, the shooting is stiff and too difficult to use for as often as it is, and the driving sections lack any kind of player engagement, making them nothing more than padding for a game that's twice as long as it should be. I'll be honest, though. There ''are'' worse games made, ones that are buggier, less polished and less playable. But ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' is something that those games aren't: offensive. This game is offensive. The gameplay, the voice acting, and the worst sex scenes in video game history. Nobody should play this. Ever. This game is a modern legend. It'll go down in history as the worst game of the last generation. ''Ride to Hell'' joins the ranks of bad games like ''VideoGame/Bubsy3D'', ''VideoGame/Superman64'', or ''VideoGame/{{Hydelide}}'' and ''VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons''. This game is so bad even the cops in it [[DrivenToSuicide want out]].
-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKucJJeZMwc Ride to Hell: Retribution]]''



->There is no [[SeasonalRot downfall]] if the webcomic ''starts'' at [[PropagandaPiece the bottom of the scum bucket.]]

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->There is no [[SeasonalRot downfall]] if the webcomic ''starts'' at [[PropagandaPiece the bottom of the scum bucket.]]bucket]].


->Oh, fuck me sideways. Not an article about The Last fucking Jedi. Seriously??? We're still fucking doing this?? For real? (...) What the fuck made you think that an article about The Last Jedi would ever be a good fucking idea??? This is going to be a literal fucking WARZONE of depravity and despair. Reading this article is going to literally fucking debase you. Reading this article will want to make you travel back in fucking time and assassinate fucking Tim fucking Berners-fucking-Lee before he can even fucking create the fucking internet. This is a fucking deflated turd of an Uncyclopedia article, you fucking vainglorious weeb fuckholes.
-->--'''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}''', [[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Last_Jedi on]] ''Film/TheLastJedi''.

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