History Quotes / SantaClaus

->"He sees you when you're sleeping//
He knows when you're awake//
He knows if you've been bad or good//

->"He sees you when you're sleeping / He knows when you're awake / He knows if you've been bad or good / So be good for goodness sake!"

->"Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus."
-->--Francis Pharcellus Church, in one of the most famous editorials of all time.

-->--"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"

->"This bell is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas, as am I. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."
-->--Santa Claus - ''WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress''

->"I believe in Santa Claus, like I believe in love."
-->--Santa himself singing "I Believe in Santa Claus," ''WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus''

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWho2014CSLastChristmas Last Christmas]]"

->'''Papa Elf''': "Well, Buddy, as silly as it sounds, there are a lot of people down South who don't believe in Santa Claus."
->'''Buddy''': "What?! Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
->'''Papa Elf''': "There's a rumor floating around that the parents are putting them there."
->'''Buddy''': "That's ridiculous! There's no way parents could do that all in one night! And what about Santa's cookies?! I suppose parents eat them, too?!"
-->--''Film/{{Elf}}''

->'''Yakko Warner''': "Wait a minute. Hold the phone! That's not how you spell 'Santa'!"
->'''Wakko Warner''': ''(who'd written 'Santla')'' "It isn't?"
->'''Yakko Warner''': "No, you've got it all wrong!"
->'''Wakko Warner''': "Well, how do you spell it, then?"
->'''Yakko Warner''': ''(singing to the tune of 'The First Noel')'': "To spell Santa's name is easy to do: you write 'S', 'A', 'N', 'T', and another 'A', too, but no 'L', no 'L', Santa's name has no 'L', and he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell."
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Okay, what do you want?"
->'''Lola Loud''': "To get a good haul from Santa. See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel. So, if I'm going to get on Santa's nice list, I have one day to undo twelve months of naughty!"
->'''Lisa Loud''': "You're wasting your time. Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes, and reindeer bathroom breaks, it is scientifically impossible for this so-called Kris Kringle to deliver gifts to the approximately one billion qualifying children. As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way!"
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', episode "11 Louds a Leapin'"

->''Dear Santa, are you real? If you live at the North Pole, how come I can't see your house when I look on Google Earth? Are you Saint Nicholas? Because you would be very old! How do you have time to read all the letters from all the children in the world? How many cookies and mince pies have you eaten in all of history? How do you get all the presents in the sack? Does your sack have to get bigger every year because of exponential population growth? And how do you get down the chimneys? I put my head in mine and it is really small! Even if you could squeeze down it in just one minute, there are also nine other houses on my block so that would make it about ten minutes and there are millions of roads in the world! It must be so hard being Santa these days. What if, after all that, I am staying at my Grandma's? Santa, how can you get round the world in just one night? My friends say you would have to go so fast that it would make you and the sleigh and the reindeer all burn up! For Christmas, I would love a pink Twinkle bike with stabilisers, but please do not bring it if it makes you and the reindeer burn.''
-->-- '''Gwen''', ''WesternAnimation/ArthurChristmas''

->''His eyes-- how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.''

-->--Santa himself singing "I Believe I Santa Claus," ''WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus''

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', episode "11 Louds a Leapin'"

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[DoctorWho2014CSLastChristmas Last Christmas]]"

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[DoctorWho2014CSLastChristmas Last Christmas]]"

->'''Shona''': You're a dream, that's going to save us?\\
'''Santa''': Shona, sweetheart, I'm Santa Claus. You may have just defined me.

-->--Santa himself singing "I Believe I Santa Claus," ''WesternAnimation/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus''

-->--Santa Claus - ''WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress''

-->--"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"

-->--Francis Pharcellus Church, in one of the most famous editorials of all time.