History Quotes / Psychonauts

->''Well, here I am, up in the tower of an abandoned insane asylum. Wearing a straight jacket. Talking to myself.''

->''Well here I am...at the top of an abandoned insane asylum...wearing a straight jacket...talking to myself.''

->''"It's all kind of like if Creator/TimBurton knocked up Creator/DavidLynch in [[TheWonka Willy Wonka's]] [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Chocolate Factory]] and [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs he did meth right up until the birth]]."''

->''"The problem lies here... in the part of the body what we doctors call... ''the brain''. I hate to be blunt, but you, my boy, have the ''insanity'' of a ''manatee''!"''
->''"I know, doctor. People keep telling me that. What do you think's the matter with me?"''
->''"How should ''I'' know? I'm a ''dentist''!''''
-->--'''Doctor Loboto''' and his first "patient", '''Dogen''', shortly before the latter's brain is sneezed out of his head.

->''"You have earned the right to call me by my true name, the one given to me by my people."''
->''"And what name is that, O noble lake creature?"''
->''"'''[[FluffyTheTerrible Liiiiiiiiiindaaaaaaaaaa]]'''." ''[descends into the lake]''''

->''"Wow. What a magical lady!"''
-->--'''The Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata''', giving '''Raz''' her name.

->''"Now I shall pluck out your eyes!"''
->''"Ha, you can't! ''That'' is the purpose of the goggles!"''

->'''Razputin:''' They may come for me, Dogen, but they'll be looking for Raz, the boy. What they're going to find, what they don't expect, is Raz, the Psychonaut.
->'''Dogen:''' And, and, and then you'll [[YourHeadASplode make their heads explode?]]
->'''Raz:''' No! Do you do that?
->'''Dogen:''' No! Well... [[NoodleIncident Once, kind of.]]

->'''Dingo:''' Gimme a G!
->'''Lampita:''' G!
->'''Dingo:''' Gimme an O!
->'''Lampita:''' O!
->'''Dingo:''' Gimme a B!
->'''Lampita:''' B!
->'''Dingo:''' Gimme a U!
->'''Lampita:''' U!
->'''Dingo:''' Gimme an L!
->'''Lampita:''' L!
->'''Dingo:''' Gimme another L!
->'''Lampita:''' L!
->'''Dingo:''' Gimme an S!
->'''Lampita:''' S!
->'''Dingo:''' What does that spell?
->'''Dingo and Lampita:''' GO BULLS! Yaaaaay!

-->--'''Ben "Yahztee" Crowshaw''', [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkmBPtglbDs Review]] of ''Psychonauts''

-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahztee" Crowshaw]]'''

->''"It's all kind of like if Creator/TimBurton knocked up [[DavidLynch David Lynch]] in [[TheWonka Willy Wonka's]] [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Chocolate Factory]] and [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs he did meth right up until the birth]]."''

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->''"It's all kind of like if Creator/TimBurton knocked up [[DavidLynch David Lynch]] in [[TheWonka Willy Wonka's]] [[CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Chocolate Factory]] and [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs he did meth right up until the birth]]."''

-->--'''Raz''' clarifies things for the level's boss (the [[spoiler: Rainbow Squirt's Den Mother]] in case you were wondering]]

->''"It's all kind of like if [[TimBurton Tim Burton]] knocked up [[DavidLynch David Lynch]] in [[TheWonka Willy Wonka's]] [[CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Chocolate Factory]] and [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs he did meth right up until the birth]]."''

-->--'''[[ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahztee" Crowshaw]]'''

->'''Crispin''': So, if I'm not mistaken, ''you're not Dr. Loboto, and you don't pay my salary, so kindly back away from my elevator and die.'' Thank you, sir.

->'''Crispin''': So, if I'm not mistaken, ''you're not Dr. Loboto, and you don't pay my salary, so kindly back away from my elevator and die.''

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->''"[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Ha, you can't]]! ''That'' is the purpose of the goggles!"''

->''"The problem lies here... in the part of the body what we doctors call... ''the brain''. I hate to be blunt, but you, my boy, have the ''instanity'' of a ''manatee''!"''

->"The problem lies here... in the part of the body what we doctors call... ''the brain''. I hate to be blunt, but you, my boy, have the ''instanity'' of a ''manatee''!"
->"I know, doctor. People keep telling me that. What do you think's the matter with me?"
->"How should ''I'' know? I'm a ''dentist''!
--> --'''Doctor Loboto''' and his first "patient", '''Dogen''', shortly before the latter's brain is sneezed out of his head.

->"You have earned the right to call me by my true name, the one given to me by my people."
->"And what name is that, O noble lake creature?"
->"'''[[FluffyTheTerrible Liiiiiiiiiindaaaaaaaaaa]]'''." ''[descends into the lake]''
->"Wow. What a magical lady!"
--> --'''The Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata''', giving '''Raz''' her name.

->[[GogglesDoNothing "What is the purpose of the goggles?"]]
--> The '''MIB''' cross-examining '''Raz''' in the MilkmanConspiracy.

->"Now I shall pluck out your eyes!"
->"[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Ha, you can't]]! ''That'' is the purpose of the goggles!"
--> Raz clarifies things for the level's boss (the [[spoiler: Rainbow Squirt's Den Mother]] in case you were wondering]]