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->''Those of you who signed up to be injected with praying mantis DNA, [[GoodNewsBadNews I've got some good news, and, some bad news]]. Bad news is, [[GoneHorriblyWrong we're postponing those tests indefinitely]]. Good news is, we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line; you'll know [[HilarityEnsues when the test starts]].''

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->''Those of you who signed up to be injected with praying mantis DNA, [[GoodNewsBadNews I've got some good news, and, some bad news]]. Bad news is, [[GoneHorriblyWrong we're postponing those tests indefinitely]]. indefinitely. Good news is, we've got a much better test for you: [[GoneHorriblyWrong fighting an army of mantis-men! mantis-men]]! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line; you'll know [[HilarityEnsues when the test starts]].''


->[[spoiler:''Okay, credit where it's due. For a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well-laid trap.'']]

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->[[spoiler:''Okay, [[{{Touche}} credit where it's due.due]]. For a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well-laid trap.'']]


->[[spoiler:''Okay, credit where it's due. For a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well-laid trap.'']]
-->--'''[=GLaDOS==]'''

->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Well, this is the part where he kills us.\\
'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]''': Hello! This is the part where I kill you.\\
CHAPTER NINE: [[RuleOfThree THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU]]\\
(Song playing: "[[MockingMusic The Part Where He Kills You]]")\\
[[UsefulNotes/{{Xbox360}} Achievement]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Unlocked]]/[[UsefulNotes/{{Playstation3}} You earned a trophy!]]: ''[[OverlyLongGag The Part Where He Kills You]]'' (This is that part.)
-->-- '''Upon reaching [[CaptainObvious the part where he kills you]].'''



->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:Well, this is the part where he kills us.]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]''': Hello! This is the part where I kill you.\\
CHAPTER NINE: [[RuleOfThree THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU]]\\
(Song playing: "[[MockingMusic The Part Where He Kills You]]")\\
[[UsefulNotes/{{Xbox360}} Achievement]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Unlocked]]/[[UsefulNotes/{{Playstation3}} You earned a trophy!]]: ''[[OverlyLongGag The Part Where He Kills You]]'' (This is that part.)
-->-- '''Upon reaching [[CaptainObvious the part where he kills you]].'''


(Song playing: "The Part Where He Kills You")\\

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(Song playing: "The "[[MockingMusic The Part Where He Kills You")\\You]]")\\


->''Go''od'' mo'''rn'''[-ing-]. You have been in suspension for- [-*NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE ...-]''

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->''Go''od'' mo'''rn'''[-ing-]. You have been in suspension for- [-*NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE [[{{beat}} ...]] NINE NINE ...-]''


->''Those of you who signed up to be injected with praying mantis DNA, [[GoodNewsBadNews I've got some good news, and, some bad news]]. Bad news is, we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is, we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line; you'll know [[HilarityEnsues when the test starts]].''

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->''Those of you who signed up to be injected with praying mantis DNA, [[GoodNewsBadNews I've got some good news, and, some bad news]]. Bad news is, [[GoneHorriblyWrong we're postponing those tests indefinitely.indefinitely]]. Good news is, we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line; you'll know [[HilarityEnsues when the test starts]].''



->''Holmes versus Moriarty... Creator/{{Aristotle}} versus '''MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!'''''

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->''Holmes versus Moriarty... Creator/{{Aristotle}} versus '''MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!''''''''[[{{Dissimile}} MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!]]'''''



->''What, are you still alive? You are joking! {{You have got to be kidding me}}! Well, I'm still in control, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE! You had to play bloody cat-and-mouse, didn't you? While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're'' all ''going to pay the price,'' BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE! ''Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious Human Moon, because it cannot help you now!''

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->''What, are you still alive? You are joking! {{You have got to be kidding me}}! Well, I'm still in control, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE! You had to play bloody cat-and-mouse, didn't you? While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're'' all ''going to pay the price,'' BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE! ''Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious Human Moon, Moon,'' ''[[TemptingFate because it cannot help you now!''now!]]''


->''Oh, really? Space? Really? Shoulda said something. [[SarcasmMode We had]] [[SarcasmMode no]] [[SarcasmMode idea.]]''

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->''Oh, really? Space? Really? Shoulda said something. [[SarcasmMode We had]] [[SarcasmMode no]] [[SarcasmMode had no idea.]]''


->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[spoiler:[[AC:Goodbye, Caroline. You know, deleting Caroline just now [[IronicEcho taught me a valuable lesson]]: The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. [[WhyWontYouDie Killing you...is hard]]. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. [[HumiliationConga Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds.]] I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. [[YouMonster You dangerous. mute. lunatic.]] So you know what? [[KnowWhenToFoldEm You win. Just go.]]]] (Soft laughter) [[AC:It's been fun. ''Don't'' come back.'']]]]

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->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[spoiler:[[AC:Goodbye, Caroline. [[spoiler:[[AC:[[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk Goodbye, Caroline.]] You know, deleting Caroline just now [[IronicEcho taught me a valuable lesson]]: The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. [[WhyWontYouDie Killing you...is hard]]. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. [[HumiliationConga Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds.]] I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. [[YouMonster You dangerous. mute. lunatic.]] So you know what? [[KnowWhenToFoldEm You win. Just go.]]]] (Soft laughter) [[AC:It's been fun. ''Don't'' come back.'']]]]


''Well, [[ImpliedDeathThreat food for thought].''

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''Well, [[ImpliedDeathThreat food for thought].thought]].''


''Well, food for thought.''

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''Well, [[ImpliedDeathThreat food for thought.thought].''


->''This courtesy call is to inform you that all Test Subjects should vacate the Enrichment center, immediately. Any Test Subject not emerging from suspension at this time will be assumed to have exercised his or her right to remain in Extended Relaxation, for the duration, of the destruction of this facility. If you have questions or concerns regarding this policy, or if you require a Spanish language version of this message, feel free to take a complementary piece of stationary from the desk drawer in front of you, and write us a letter. Good luck.''

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->''This courtesy call is to inform you that all Test Subjects should vacate the Enrichment center, immediately. Any Test Subject not emerging from suspension at this time will be assumed to have exercised his or her right to remain in Extended Relaxation, for the duration, of the destruction of this facility. If you have questions or concerns regarding this policy, or if you require a Spanish language version of this message, feel free to take a complementary piece of stationary stationery from the desk drawer in front of you, and write us a letter. Good luck.''


->''Good work getting this far, future starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe, and send back someone better qualified for testing.''

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->''Good work getting this far, future starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, ->''If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal king, sentient cloud, or irradiated in such a way other governing body that the future should not start with you, please return either refuses to your primitive tribe, and send back someone better qualified for testing.''or is incapable of l'''istening to reason, th-'''''



->''Warning: Neurotoxin levels are reaching dangerously un-lethal levels.''

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->''Warning: Neurotoxin levels ->''Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are reaching dangerously un-lethal levels.currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to emergency testing protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse. The portal will open, and emergency testing will begin, in three. Two. One.''


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->''Good work getting this far, future starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe, and send back someone better qualified for testing.''
-->--'''Announcer'''

->''Warning: Neurotoxin levels are reaching dangerously un-lethal levels.''
-->--'''Announcer'''

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(Song playing: "The Part Where He Kills You")\\


->Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life, take back the lemons back! ''Get mad! '''I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?''' Demand to see life's manager! Make life, rue the day it thought it could give '''Cave Johnson''' lemons, do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna '''burn your house down'''! With the '''lemons'''! I'm gonna get my engineers, to invent a '''combustible lemon''', that '''burns your house down'''!''

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->Alright, I've been thinking. [[WhenLifeGivesYouLemons When life gives you lemons, lemons]], don't make lemonade. Make life, life take back the lemons back! ''Get mad! '''I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?''' Demand to see life's manager! [[DoNotGoGentle Make life, life rue the day day]] it thought it could give '''Cave Johnson''' lemons, do lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna '''burn your house down'''! With the '''lemons'''! I'm gonna get my engineers, to invent a '''combustible lemon''', that '''burns your house down'''!''

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->''Plus, we fire the WHOLE bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.''
-->--'''Cave Johnson'''

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