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History Quotes / PolishTheTurd

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->''"We live in a world where Gucci can paint three stripes on a turd and sell it."''

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->''"They say you can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter!"''
-->Creator/GrahamNorton on his chat show, April 2015.

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->''"Rise looked good and the press was being told that it was 'better than VideoGame/StreetFighterII'. It just goes to show what suckers these people must have been... The marketing division of Time Warner boasted that they could sell turds with the packaging we had given them."''
-->-- '''Sean Naden''' on the pre-release publicity for ''VideoGame/RiseOfTheRobots'', ''Retro Gamer''

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->''"Let's be real. If you're trying to sell what the Republican Party can do for you, it's best not to remind people what its recent fuck-ups actually did ''TO'' you. Especially during hurricane season.''

->''The past accomplishments of [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush the team that tanked the economy, legalized torture and made the surplus disappear]] is not the best advertisement for the future. For the same reason you never hear the words, 'From the director of ''Film/CorkyRomano''...'"''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', on the 2012 Republican national convention [[SelectiveObliviousness ignoring]] UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush's presidency, ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''


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