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-->''I got grabbed by the elk and the caribou.\\

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-->''I ->''I got grabbed by the elk and the caribou.\\
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->''So if you come visit, just howl, honk, or moo\\
And try to pretend you're an animal, too.\\
'Cause if you're a person, they'll throw you into\\
Cage Two of the zoo here in Animaloo.\\\

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->''So if you come visit, just howl, honk, or moo\\
And try to pretend you're an animal, too.
-->''I got grabbed by the elk and the caribou.\\
'Cause if you're a person, they'll throw you into\\
Cage Two of
They tied me up with vine lassoo\\
And whisked me away to Animaloo,\\
Where they locked me up in
the zoo here in Animaloo.People Zoo.\\\

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->''In Timbuktu, there's a Chimpanzoo that's run by a chimpanzee''
->''It's an oddish place where the human race is under lock and key''
->''And on their backs, they wear small plaques for the animals to view''
->''Which specify the reasons why they're locked in the Chimpanzoo''

->''If you're boisterous and bumptious, you're risked for the Chimpanzoo''
->''If you're overly rambunctious, you're whisked to Timbuktu''

->''Laughs, laughs, nothing but laughs, but you know who's laughing at who?''
->''It's the animals there who giggle and stare at you in the Chimpanzoo''

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->''In Timbuktu, there's a Chimpanzoo that's run by a chimpanzee''
->''It's
chimpanzee.\\
It's
an oddish place where the human race is under lock and key''
->''And
key.\\
And
on their backs, they wear small plaques for the animals to view''
->''Which
view,\\
Which
specify the reasons why they're locked in the Chimpanzoo''

->''If
Chimpanzoo.\\\
If
you're boisterous and bumptious, you're risked for the Chimpanzoo''
->''If
Chimpanzoo,\\
If
you're overly rambunctious, you're whisked to Timbuktu''

->''Laughs,
Timbuktu.\\
Laughs,
laughs, nothing but laughs, but you know who's laughing at who?''
->''It's
who?\\
It's
the animals there who giggle and stare at you in the Chimpanzoo''Chimpanzoo.''



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->''So if you come visit, just howl, honk, or moo\\
And try to pretend you're an animal, too.\\
'Cause if you're a person, they'll throw you into\\
Cage Two of the zoo here in Animaloo.\\\
Now I'm here in a cage that is small as can be\\
(You can't let wild people just run around free),\\
And I'm fed bread and tea at a quarter to three,\\
And the animals all come and gander to me.\\\
They point and they giggle and sometimes they spit\\
(There's bars on my cage, so they can't poke or hit),\\
And they scream, "Do a trick," but I stubbornly sit,\\
Not doin' nothin'... but thinking's a bit.\\\
So if you come visit, just howl, honk, or moo\\
And try to pretend you're an animal, too.\\
'Cause if you’re a person, they'll throw you into\\
Cage Two of the zoo here in Animaloo.''
-->--''Literature/FallingUpSilverstein'', "The People Zoo"



->'''Jean:''' ''"What'' about aquarium castles?"
->'''Bob:''' "Huh? Y'know, stuff you put in an aquarium to make it look nice and give the fish stuff to swim around... but y'know, no water."
->'''Jean:''' "We're ''pets?"''
->'''Bob:''' "Maybe... and we've ''bit'' them twice. And growled at 'em a lot."
->'''Jean:''' "Pets... or is this a ''zoo?"''
->'''Bob:''' "Depends how many people are looking at us, I guess."

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->'''Jean:''' ''"What'' ''What'' about aquarium castles?"
castles?
->'''Bob:''' "Huh? Huh? Y'know, stuff you put in an aquarium to make it look nice and give the fish stuff to swim around... but y'know, no water."
water.
->'''Jean:''' "We're ''pets?"''
We're ''pets?''
->'''Bob:''' "Maybe...Maybe... and we've ''bit'' them twice. And growled at 'em a lot."
lot.
->'''Jean:''' "Pets... Pets... or is this a ''zoo?"''
''zoo?''
->'''Bob:''' "Depends Depends how many people are looking at us, I guess."
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->'''Jean:''' ''"What'' about aquarium castles?"
->'''Bob:''' "Huh? Y'know, stuff you put in an aquarium to make it look nice and give the fish stuff to swim around... but y'know, no water."
->'''Jean:''' "We're ''pets?"''
->'''Bob:''' "Maybe... and we've ''bit'' them twice. And growled at 'em a lot."
->'''Jean:''' "Pets... or is this a ''zoo?"''
->'''Bob:''' "Depends how many people are looking at us, I guess."
--> ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob,'' [[https://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/866/ Jan. 17, 2015]]
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->''In Timbuktu, there's a Chimpanzoo that's run by a chimpanzee''
->''It's an oddish place where the human race is under lock and key''
->''And on their backs, they wear small plaques for the animals to view''
->''Which specify the reasons why they're locked in the Chimpanzoo''

->''If you're boisterous and bumptious, you're risked for the Chimpanzoo''
->''If you're overly rambunctious, you're whisked to Timbuktu''

->''Laughs, laughs, nothing but laughs, but you know who's laughing at who?''
->''It's the animals there who giggle and stare at you in the Chimpanzoo''
-->--"The Chimpanzoo", a [[DeletedScene deleted song]] from ''Film/MaryPoppins''

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