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->'''Zombies''':\\
Unlike vampires, zombies (''rotters'', ''unconsecrated'', ''revenants'') are all alike, no matter which city you visit. They will come after you in smelly, shambling mobs, and you will need help from the locals to evade them. The most remarkable thing about them is that [[NotUsingTheZWord you are not allowed to call them zombies, or even mention the "Z" word]].\\
If you are on a group Tour, one of your companions will probably be savaged by a zombie and then turn into one. However, this person will not be your best friend or the person you have a crush on, so there is no need to worry unduly.
-->--''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/295726 The Tough Guide to Fantasy Cities]]''
Unlike vampires, zombies (''rotters'', ''unconsecrated'', ''revenants'') are all alike, no matter which city you visit. They will come after you in smelly, shambling mobs, and you will need help from the locals to evade them. The most remarkable thing about them is that [[NotUsingTheZWord you are not allowed to call them zombies, or even mention the "Z" word]].\\
If you are on a group Tour, one of your companions will probably be savaged by a zombie and then turn into one. However, this person will not be your best friend or the person you have a crush on, so there is no need to worry unduly.
-->--''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/295726 The Tough Guide to Fantasy Cities]]''
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->'''ZOMBIES.''' These are just the UNDEAD, except nastier, more pitiable, and generally easier to kill. When you slash your SWORD across their stomachs -- which you will inevitably do -- they watch their impossibly decayed intestines pour out in a glob, and then look at you with ''an expression of ultimate pathos'' (OMT) before crumpling at the knees. Naturally they SMELL quite strongly.
-->--''Literature/TheToughGuideToFantasyland''
-->--''Literature/TheToughGuideToFantasyland''
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->'''Skinny Pete''': ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'', yo! The way them bitches get cranial when you cap 'em in the head is like...BOOYAH!\\
'''Badger''': No, no, no man, ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' by a long shot!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': Aw please, brother, you're fronting!\\
'''Badger''': No, man, seriously! That chick, the one you gotta rescue? She's smokin', bro! And then you're, like, the last undead dude on earth, so how can you not be dipping into that?! Talk about inspiring a brother to kick some zombie ass!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': They're trying to eat your brain, bro! Dude don't need no more motivation!\\
'''Badger''': ...That's a fair point, I guess...okay okay okay, ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', [[VideoGame/NaziZombies Zombie Mode]]! Now that's the bomb! Think on it, bro: they're not just zombies, they're Main/NaziZombies!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': (''scoffs'') Nazi zombies...\\
'''Badger''': Yeah, man, SS Waffen troopers too, which are, like, the baddest-ass Nazis of the whole Nazi family!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': Zombies are dead, man! What difference does it make what their job was when they were living?!\\
'''Badger''': Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don't want to eat you just because they're craving the protein! They do it, 'cause...they do it, 'cause they hate Americans, man! Talibans, they're the Talibans of the zombie world!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': I played the game, they ain't exactly fleet of foot! I'm saying where's the challenge?! At least the zombies in ''Left 4 Dead'' clock a respectable forty, you gotta lead them and shit!\\
'''Badger''': Dude, that's because they're not even zombies! They're just infected! They got like this rage virus, amps them up like they've been smoking the schwag! Apples and oranges, bro, totally unfair to compare the two.
'''Badger''': No, no, no man, ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' by a long shot!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': Aw please, brother, you're fronting!\\
'''Badger''': No, man, seriously! That chick, the one you gotta rescue? She's smokin', bro! And then you're, like, the last undead dude on earth, so how can you not be dipping into that?! Talk about inspiring a brother to kick some zombie ass!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': They're trying to eat your brain, bro! Dude don't need no more motivation!\\
'''Badger''': ...That's a fair point, I guess...okay okay okay, ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', [[VideoGame/NaziZombies Zombie Mode]]! Now that's the bomb! Think on it, bro: they're not just zombies, they're Main/NaziZombies!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': (''scoffs'') Nazi zombies...\\
'''Badger''': Yeah, man, SS Waffen troopers too, which are, like, the baddest-ass Nazis of the whole Nazi family!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': Zombies are dead, man! What difference does it make what their job was when they were living?!\\
'''Badger''': Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don't want to eat you just because they're craving the protein! They do it, 'cause...they do it, 'cause they hate Americans, man! Talibans, they're the Talibans of the zombie world!\\
'''Skinny Pete''': I played the game, they ain't exactly fleet of foot! I'm saying where's the challenge?! At least the zombies in ''Left 4 Dead'' clock a respectable forty, you gotta lead them and shit!\\
'''Badger''': Dude, that's because they're not even zombies! They're just infected! They got like this rage virus, amps them up like they've been smoking the schwag! Apples and oranges, bro, totally unfair to compare the two.
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->'''Skinny Pete''': Pete:''' ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'', yo! The way them bitches [[BoomHeadshot get cranial when you cap 'em in the head head]] is like...like... BOOYAH!\\
'''Badger''': '''Badger:''' No, no, no no, man, ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' by a long shot!\\
'''SkinnyPete''': Aw Pete:''' Aw, please, brother, you're fronting!\\
'''Badger''': '''Badger:''' No, man, seriously! That chick, the one you gotta rescue? She's smokin', bro! And then you're, like, the last undead dude on earth, so how can you not be dipping into that?! Talk about inspiring a brother to kick some zombie ass!\\
'''SkinnyPete''': Pete:''' They're trying to [[BrainFood eat your brain, brain]], bro! Dude don't need no more motivation!\\
'''Badger''': ...'''Badger:''' ...That's a fair point, I guess...okay okay Okay, okay, okay, ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', [[VideoGame/NaziZombies [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyZombies Zombie Mode]]! Now that's the bomb! Think on it, bro: they're not just zombies, they're Main/NaziZombies!\\
'''SkinnyPete''': (''scoffs'') Pete:''' ''[scoffs]'' Nazi zombies...\\
'''Badger''': '''Badger:''' Yeah, man, SS Waffen troopers too, which are, like, the baddest-ass Nazis of the whole Nazi family!\\
'''SkinnyPete''': Pete:''' Zombies are dead, man! What difference does it make what their job was when they were living?!\\
'''Badger''': '''Badger:''' Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don't want to eat you just because they're craving the protein! They do it, 'cause...'cause... they do it, it 'cause they hate Americans, man! Talibans, they're the Talibans of the zombie world!\\
'''SkinnyPete''': Pete:''' I played the game, [[ZombieGait they ain't exactly fleet of foot! foot]]! I'm saying where's the challenge?! At least the zombies in ''Left 4 Dead'' clock a respectable forty, you gotta lead them and shit!\\
'''Badger''': '''Badger:''' Dude, that's because they're not even zombies! They're just infected! They got like this rage virus, amps them up like they've been smoking the schwag! Apples and oranges, bro, totally unfair to compare the two.
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