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->''I like bats much better than bureaucrats."?''

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->''I like bats much better than bureaucrats."?''''


->''"There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function."''
-->-- '''Georges Clemenceau''' ([[OlderThanTelevision 1917]])

->''"I like bats much better than bureaucrats."''

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->''"There ->''There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function."''
''
-->-- '''Georges Clemenceau''' ([[OlderThanTelevision 1917]])

->''"I
Clemenceau'''

->''I
like bats much better than bureaucrats."''"?''



->''"He's basically an orange traffic cone at this point."''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201312/least-influential-people-2013#slide=28 Drew Magary]]''' on John Boehner

->''"Donal Logue gives too good a performance as Scullyís Academy friend Tom Colton, because he reminds me very strongly of all the hotshots that I have met in my time who [[SmallNameBigEgo thought they should be going places]] but couldnít place why they werenít. Jealous of other peoples' success and mocking anybody who thinks outside the box, this is an FBI drone who will never make his mark simply because he is too square and tunnel visioned. Itís a real wake up call for the audience to meet somebody as tasteless as this because suddenly Scully doesnít seem quite so mean spirited, and you soon come to realise that had she never met Mulder this is exactly how she might have ended up. When he asks Scully to let him call Mulder and break the bad news that he has been pulled from the case it is very easy to loathe this character. He only derives pleasure from stepping on other people on his way to the top."''

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->''"He's basically ->''Mr. Neville Chamberlain is a man of rigid competency. Such men have their uses in conventional times or in conventional positions, and are indispensable for filling subordinate posts at all times. But they are lost in an orange traffic cone emergency or in creative tasks at this point."''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201312/least-influential-people-2013#slide=28 Drew Magary]]''' on John Boehner

->''"Donal
any time.''
-->--'''David Lloyd George'''

->''Donal
Logue gives too good a performance as Scullyís Academy friend Tom Colton, because he reminds me very strongly of all the hotshots that I have met in my time who [[SmallNameBigEgo thought they should be going places]] places but couldnít place why they werenít. Jealous of other peoples' success and mocking anybody who thinks outside the box, this is an FBI drone who will never make his mark simply because he is too square and tunnel visioned. Itís a real wake up call for the audience to meet somebody as tasteless as this because suddenly Scully doesnít seem quite so mean spirited, and you soon come to realise that had she never met Mulder this is exactly how she might have ended up. When he asks Scully to let him call Mulder and break the bad news that he has been pulled from the case it is very easy to loathe this character. He only derives pleasure from stepping on other people on his way to the top."''''

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->''They can't think, they can't imagine, most of them can't even spell. They just...run things.''
-->--'''Ford Prefect''', describing Vogons, ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

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-> ''Fill out these forms, and in six to eight weeks we'll mail you a notice that you filled them out wrong. Have a nice day, sir or madame.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/OzzyAndDrix'' ("The Globfather")

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-> ''For a robot, inefficiency is the worst kind of torture, and bureaucrats are the most heinous beings in known existence. The SpacePolice are just a big joke. A very sad, unfunny joke.''
-->--''VideoGame/MagicalStarsign''



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->''"I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'"''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan'''


->'''Hacker:''' You're blathering, Bernard.

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->'''Hacker:''' You're blathering, Bernard.\\


->'''Bernard:''' Yes, Minister.
->'''Hacker:''' Why are you blathering, Bernard?
->'''Bernard:''' It's my job, Minister.

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' You're speaking in riddles, Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Oh, thank you, Sir Humphrey.

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->'''Bernard:''' '''Bernard:''' Yes, Minister.
->'''Hacker:'''
Minister.\\
'''Hacker:'''
Why are you blathering, Bernard?
->'''Bernard:'''
Bernard?\\
'''Bernard:'''
It's my job, Minister.

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' You're speaking in riddles, Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Oh, thank you, Sir Humphrey.
Minister.



->'''Sir Humphrey:''' You're speaking in riddles, Bernard.\\
'''Bernard:''' Oh, thank you, Sir Humphrey.
-->--''Series/YesMinister''




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->'''Spaceport Officer:''' I'm sorry, sir, but you need official authorization to use the 'Port to Earth. We just can't authorize passage to non-K worlds without it.\\
'''[[Franchise/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]]:''' [[GreenLanternRing This]] is my authorization, officer. I'm a deputized member of the Green Lanterns of the Universe. My authority comes from the Guardians, and I am recognized on every world in my space-sector, which is 2814. And I am a native of Earth.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]:''' I'll vouch for him, tanth. We both need to get to Earth. It's very important. It involves Franchise/{{Superman}}.\\
'''Spaceport Officer:''' It well may involve Tanth El, Tynth Zor-El. But until the gentleman before me produces some government documents, I cannot allow him to 'port to Earth. You may do so, however, with my blessings.\\
'''Kara:''' This is ridiculous. What's your name, officer? I want to mention it to the Drygur Moliom next time I talk to him.\\
'''Spaceport Officer:''' You may do so, Tynth Zor-El. My name is Di-Marr. You may obtain my address from the Central Directory. But unless the Drygur himself authorizes it, I may not allow the gentleman to use the 'Port. Now, please either both of you leave, or let the Lantern leave and you, tynth, use the 'Port. But as it is, we're holding up traffic.
-->-- ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn''


->'''Hacker:''' You're blathering Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Yes Minister.
->'''Hacker:''' Why are you blathering Bernard?
->'''Bernard:''' It's my job Minister.

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' You're speaking in riddles Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Oh, thank you Sir Humphrey.

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->'''Hacker:''' You're blathering blathering, Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Yes Yes, Minister.
->'''Hacker:''' Why are you blathering blathering, Bernard?
->'''Bernard:''' It's my job job, Minister.

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' You're speaking in riddles riddles, Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Oh, thank you you, Sir Humphrey.


-->-- '''Come Back Mrs Noah'''

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-->-- '''Come Back Mrs Noah'''
''Series/ComeBackMrsNoah''


->"Quatermass, we've had dealings for a number of years. You as a driving force of an enterprise of the future; I as one of the obstructive civil servants you have to contend with."

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->"Quatermass, ->''"Quatermass, we've had dealings for a number of years. You as a driving force of an enterprise of the future; I as one of the obstructive civil servants you have to contend with.""''



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->"Quatermass, we've had dealings for a number of years. You as a driving force of an enterprise of the future; I as one of the obstructive civil servants you have to contend with."
-->-- ''Series/QuatermassII''




->"Quatermass, we've had dealings for a number of years. You as a driving force of an enterprise of the future; I as one of the obstructive civil servants you have to contend with."
-->-- ''Series/QuatermassII''

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->"Quatermass, we've had dealings for a number of years. You as a driving force of an enterprise of the future; I as one of the obstructive civil servants you have to contend with."
-->-- ''Series/QuatermassII''

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->"Quatermass, we've had dealings for a number of years. You as a driving force of an enterprise of the future; I as one of the obstructive civil servants you have to contend with."
-->-- ''Series/QuatermassII''


-->--'''BastardOperatorFromHell''', "[[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/18/bofh_2010_episode_7/ Risky business]]".

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-->--'''BastardOperatorFromHell''', -->--'''Literature/BastardOperatorFromHell''', "[[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/18/bofh_2010_episode_7/ Risky business]]".

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->''"The Foreign Office isn't there to do things, it's there to explain why things can't be done."''
-->--'''Hacker''', ''Series/YesPrimeMinister''

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