History Quotes / NoOSHACompliance

"Welcome to the Exotic Aquarium! Any water you may notice on the floor is [[BlatantLies the result of our diligent staff's mopping, and not evidence of a dangerous leak in the]]--[[ExplainExplainOhcrap oh heck with it, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]]" \\\

-->-- '''Senior Janitor''', VideoGame/MortalKombat [[https://youtu.be/ZD39IDlvpkQ Janitors]] by ''WebVideo/TheWarpZone''.

->''"I understand my children may die a gruesome death and it will be 100% my fault and what was I even thinking bringing them to this death trap?! I should have just stayed home forever and kept them in a box. What a horrible parent I am! (Sign now or your child will cry.)"''
-->-- '''Waiver for an indoor playground''', ''Webcomic/LitterboxComics'', [[https://www.litterboxcomics.com/so-fun/ "So Fun"]]

->''"Oh, come one, I put my life on the line, too! You ever try sweeping the Pit Arena? It's a dinky bridge over a five hundred foot drop and the whole place is lit by nothing but moonlight. OSHA would crap their pants if they ever saw that place."''

->''"The epic steel factory fight is filled with deadly stunts. Jackie is attacked by glowing red-hot steel poles. Giant metal barrels are dropped centimeters from his dong, which may be confusing since that means 'Smith' in China. And then Jackie gets kicked onto a holy-shit-real pit of hot coals... Luckily, safety rails are for capitalists, so he only had to make a 10-inch jump to get to non-flaming land."''

-->-- '''Andrew [=McIntosh=]''', discussing Nigeria Airways Flight 2120, ''Series/AirCrashInvestigation''

->''"This is like re-starting the [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} Skynet]] program and putting [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000 in charge of it]]. I mean, does no one see even the possibility of a problem of [[AIIsACrapshoot letting an artificial intelligence run a group of unquestioning/nearly indestructible killing machines?]] To top it all off, the base is sitting on a store of biological weaponry. So if anything did go wrong, there was no chance to bomb the base from the air, stopping the soldiers from rebelling. [[IdiotPlot Too... stupid... for words... THE PAIN!!!]]"''

-->-- '''Senior Janitor''', in VideoGame/MortalKombat [[https://youtu.be/ZD39IDlvpkQ Janitors]] skit by ''WebVideo/TheWarpZone''.

-->-- '''Galen Erso''', ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' (non-cannon strip)

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', [[Machinima/FreemansMind again]]

-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''VideoGame/SystemShock 2''

->I'm serious now! Where is your manager? Is he on break?! This factory should be shut down! Nothing here is up to code!"

-->-- '''Anakin Skywalker,''' ''VideoGame/LegoStarWars: The Skywalker Saga, ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

-->-- ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'', ''Comicbook/KryptonNoMore''

-->-- "The Chemical Worker's Song", Ron Angel

->'''Annie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I can see now]] [[JustifiedTrope why they don't usually bother]].

-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19727_6-tiny-mistakes-that-caused-apocalyptic-explosions.html "6 Tiny Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions"]]

->''"Sir Giant Pink Lizard, you're under arrest! As the owner of this boss-level castle, it's your obligation to make sure all platforms are fully accessible to disabled people!"''
-->-- ''You Only Live Once''

->''You’ll fall in, burn your skin''
->''In a world of safety violations''
->''My factory has no health regulations''
->''We don’t really brew candy right''
->''We just toss some shoes into it''
->''Every surface someone’s chewed it''
->''Our chocolate river is mixed with sewage!''