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->'''Jim:''' He fell over a railing?

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->'''Jim:''' ->'''Ben:''' He fell over a railing?



->'''Jim:''' ''[[AvertedTrope There was a railing]]?''

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->'''Jim:''' ->'''Ben:''' ''[[AvertedTrope There was a railing]]?''


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->''"I played the part of a beaten man, resigned to the sanctuary of his work. I made myself indispensable, and all the while I laid the ground work of my revenge. I installed a weakness in the Peace Moon, deep within the system. No railings. '''Anywhere'''. Clone troopers will fall to their deaths by the thousands."''
-->-- '''Galen Erso''', ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' (non-cannon strip)


-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''


->''"We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!" \\
"Welcome to the Exotic Aquarium! Any water you may notice on the floor is [[BlatantLies the result of our diligent staff's mopping, and not evidence of a dangerous leak in the]]--[[ExplainExplainOhcrap oh heck with it, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]]" \\

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->''"We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!" \\
\\\
"Welcome to the Exotic Aquarium! Any water you may notice on the floor is [[BlatantLies the result of our diligent staff's mopping, and not evidence of a dangerous leak in the]]--[[ExplainExplainOhcrap oh heck with it, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]]" \\\\\

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->'''Cyril:''' There's gotta be a switch to get a laser bridge, or something... Why people build dangerous ravines in spaceships is beyond me.
-->--''[[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Archer: 1999]]'', "Space Pirates"

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->''"But these guys '''barely''' are [evil]! Have you noticed how they keep to the fire code? And what's with all these railings? '''No''' diabolical lair should be '''safe!'''"''
-->-- '''[[CardCarryingVillain Dr. Botz]]''', ''Webcomic/CassiopeiaQuinn'', [[http://www.cassiopeiaquinn.com/comic/the-body-snatchifiers-pt-16 Ch. 13 p. 16]]



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-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

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->'''Jim:''' He fell over a railing?
->'''GM:''' Yes.
->'''Jim:''' ''[[AvertedTrope There was a railing]]?''
->'''Annie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I can see now]] [[JustifiedTrope why they don't usually bother]].

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->'''Graham:''' This looks like an armageddon factory! What do they make here?
->'''Paul:''' Fire.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}'', on the opening of ''VideoGame/FableIII''

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->''"Who built this, and are they in prison yet?"''
-->-- '''Captain Sorlie''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''


-->'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', [[Machinima/FreemansMind again]]

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-->'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife -->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', [[Machinima/FreemansMind again]]
again]]

->''You’ll fall in, burn your skin''
->''In a world of safety violations''
->''My factory has no health regulations''
->''We don’t really brew candy right''
->''We just toss some shoes into it''
->''Every surface someone’s chewed it''
->''Our chocolate river is mixed with sewage!''
-->-- “The 'This Factory is a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen' Song” from the ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' for ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' (to the tune of "Pure Imagination")

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->''"Man, we've picked the wrong contractor to build these catwalks. 'El Sleazo's Discount Construction: Bribing Building Inspectors for Over Forty Years'."''
-->'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', [[Machinima/FreemansMind again]]


->''"We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!"''

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->''"We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!"''ride!" \\
"Welcome to the Exotic Aquarium! Any water you may notice on the floor is [[BlatantLies the result of our diligent staff's mopping, and not evidence of a dangerous leak in the]]--[[ExplainExplainOhcrap oh heck with it, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]]" \\
"Welcome to the Asteroid Coaster! [[XDaysSince Accident-free for 45 minutes!]]"''

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->''"You can only pressure your people to cut corners so many times, and put pressure on them to keep to schedule, uh, so many times, and put [[MoneyDearBoy dollars ahead of safety]] so many times before something will go terribly wrong, like it did in this Nationair crash."''
-->-- '''Andrew [=McIntosh=]''', discussing Nigeria Airways Flight 2120, ''Series/AirCrashInvestigation''


->''"Look, mate, if you [[BookcasePassage turn a wall with a burning fire in it]], the 'effect' you'll get is a room full of smoke. I can't rotate the chimney mate. It's down to health and safety. Look, if you want to rotate this wall, here's what you need to do: fireplace decommissioned; yellow and black edging around all moving sections; clear, well lit signage stating 'Warning. This Wall May Revolve'..."

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->''"Look, mate, if you [[BookcasePassage turn a wall with a burning fire in it]], the 'effect' you'll get is a room full of smoke. I can't rotate the chimney mate. It's down to health and safety. Look, if you want to rotate this wall, here's what you need to do: fireplace decommissioned; yellow and black edging around all moving sections; clear, well lit signage stating 'Warning. This Wall May Revolve'...""''


->Like I tell ya, Mr. Kent — the company knows that this vinyl chloride we work with may cause cancer — It knows that some of the guys are dying 'cause they work with the stuff — yet they don't do nuthin' —! No safety standards — No special benefits — Nuthin!

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->Like ->''"Like I tell ya, Mr. Kent - the company knows that this vinyl chloride we work with may cause cancer - It knows that some of the guys are dying 'cause they work with the stuff - yet they don't do nuthin' —! -! No safety standards - No special benefits — Nuthin!- Nuthin!"''



->''I'm gonna need a tetanus shot just looking at all this.''

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->''I'm ->''"I'm gonna need a tetanus shot just looking at all this.''"''



->'''Builder''': Look, mate, if you [[BookcasePassage turn a wall with a burning fire in it]], the "effect" you'll get is a room full of smoke. I can't rotate the chimney mate. It's down to health and safety. Look, if you want to rotate this wall, here's what you need to do: fireplace decommissioned; yellow and black edging around all moving sections; clear, well lit signage stating "Warning. This Wall May Revolve"...
-->--''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

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->'''Builder''': Look, ->''"Look, mate, if you [[BookcasePassage turn a wall with a burning fire in it]], the "effect" 'effect' you'll get is a room full of smoke. I can't rotate the chimney mate. It's down to health and safety. Look, if you want to rotate this wall, here's what you need to do: fireplace decommissioned; yellow and black edging around all moving sections; clear, well lit signage stating "Warning. 'Warning. This Wall May Revolve"...
-->--''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''
Revolve'..."
-->-- '''Builder''', ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

->''"Last year, flaws in our safety grates resulted in roughly one clown villain every three months."''
-->-- '''Emily''' (in a pitch to [[ComicBook/TheJoker ACE Chemicals]]), ''Series/{{Powerless 2017}}''



-->--"The Chemical Worker's Song", Ron Angel

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-->--"The -->-- "The Chemical Worker's Song", Ron Angel



->Attention, maintenance and safety crews: you are fired. Before leaving, please make your workplace as unsafe as possible. With any luck, the trespasser will fall to his death... or be burned alive by flame jets... or crushed by giant pistons. Thank you for your understanding.

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->Attention, ->''"Attention, maintenance and safety crews: you are fired. Before leaving, please make your workplace as unsafe as possible. With any luck, the trespasser will fall to his death... or be burned alive by flame jets... or crushed by giant pistons. Thank you for your understanding."''



->Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say why not '''marry''' safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out ''because you are fired!''

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->Why ->''"Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say why not '''marry''' safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out ''because '''because you are fired!''fired!'''"''



->We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!

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->We ->''"We seem to be losing pressure on Level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass out from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!ride!"''



->How come there are so many narrow bridges with no guard rails? (and variations)

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->How ->''"How come there are so many narrow bridges with no guard rails? (and variations)rails?"''



->So, you know, the lesson here is you should [[CaptainObviousAesop store your rocket fuel in good, sturdy containers.]]
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19727_6-tiny-mistakes-that-caused-apocalyptic-explosions.html "6 Tiny Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions"]]

->Unlike other teams, the Bills don't simply hurt you emotionally. You really do get maimed or killed if you enter the stadium. They should have a yellow warning sign in the concourse that says DANGER: FALLING DRUNK PEOPLE.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills"]]

->Remember in the wonderful ''Star Trek'' parody ''Film/GalaxyQuest'' when Jason and Gwen are exploring the ship and they come across [[EternalEngine a massive set of chomper]]s in the heart of the craft that serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever but to create some false jeopardy? ''Doctor Who'' has flirted with the idea before (the giant fans in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E2TheEndOfTheWorld "The End of the World"]] might have served a purpose... but boy they were ridiculously giant!) but never quite as obviously as the flagpoles that come shooting out of the wall in this story for no sensible purpose. Things were getting a little slow so it feels like they are there to toss another obstacle in the way, albeit one that has been given no thought as to its purpose.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/09/series-seven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTARDIS "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]

->The epic steel factory fight is filled with deadly stunts. Jackie is attacked by glowing red-hot steel poles. Giant metal barrels are dropped centimeters from his dong, which may be confusing since that means 'Smith' in China. And then Jackie gets kicked onto a holy-shit-real pit of hot coals... Luckily, safety rails are for capitalists, so he only had to make a 10-inch jump to get to non-flaming land.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/#ixzz31Fq1IjOJ "The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts"]]

->This is like re-starting the [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} Skynet]] program and putting [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000 in charge of it]]. I mean, does no one see even the possibility of a problem of [[AIIsACrapshoot letting an artificial intelligence run a group of unquestioning/nearly indestructible killing machines?]] To top it all off, the base is sitting on a store of biological weaponry. So if anything did go wrong, there was no chance to bomb the base from the air, stopping the soldiers from rebelling. [[IdiotPlot Too…stupid…for words…THE PAIN!!!]]

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->So, ->''"So, you know, the lesson here is you should [[CaptainObviousAesop store your rocket fuel in good, sturdy containers.]]
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''',
]]"''
-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''',
[[http://www.cracked.com/article_19727_6-tiny-mistakes-that-caused-apocalyptic-explosions.html "6 Tiny Mistakes That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions"]]

->Unlike ->''"Unlike other teams, the Bills don't simply hurt you emotionally. You really do get maimed or killed if you enter the stadium. They should have a yellow warning sign in the concourse that says DANGER: FALLING DRUNK PEOPLE.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''',
PEOPLE."''
-->-- '''Deadspin''',
[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills"]]

->Remember ->''"Remember in the wonderful ''Star Trek'' parody ''Film/GalaxyQuest'' when Jason and Gwen are exploring the ship and they come across [[EternalEngine a massive set of chomper]]s in the heart of the craft that serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever but to create some false jeopardy? ''Doctor Who'' has flirted with the idea before (the giant fans in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E2TheEndOfTheWorld "The End of the World"]] might have served a purpose... but boy they were ridiculously giant!) but never quite as obviously as the flagpoles that come shooting out of the wall in this story for no sensible purpose. Things were getting a little slow so it feels like they are there to toss another obstacle in the way, albeit one that has been given no thought as to its purpose.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.
purpose."''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.
blogspot.com/2012/09/series-seven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTARDIS "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]

->The ->''"The epic steel factory fight is filled with deadly stunts. Jackie is attacked by glowing red-hot steel poles. Giant metal barrels are dropped centimeters from his dong, which may be confusing since that means 'Smith' in China. And then Jackie gets kicked onto a holy-shit-real pit of hot coals... Luckily, safety rails are for capitalists, so he only had to make a 10-inch jump to get to non-flaming land.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''',
land."''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''',
[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/#ixzz31Fq1IjOJ "The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts"]]

->This ->''"This is like re-starting the [[{{Franchise/Terminator}} Skynet]] program and putting [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000 in charge of it]]. I mean, does no one see even the possibility of a problem of [[AIIsACrapshoot letting an artificial intelligence run a group of unquestioning/nearly indestructible killing machines?]] To top it all off, the base is sitting on a store of biological weaponry. So if anything did go wrong, there was no chance to bomb the base from the air, stopping the soldiers from rebelling. [[IdiotPlot Too…stupid…for words…THE PAIN!!!]]Too... stupid... for words... THE PAIN!!!]]"''



-> My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

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-> My ->''"My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them."''



->Sir Giant Pink Lizard, you're under arrest! As the owner of this boss-level castle, it's your obligation to make sure all platforms are fully accessible to disabled people!

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->Sir ->''"Sir Giant Pink Lizard, you're under arrest! As the owner of this boss-level castle, it's your obligation to make sure all platforms are fully accessible to disabled people!people!"''



-->--''[[http://epantiras.deviantart.com/art/Mess-Perfect-2-144-328068583 Mess Perfect 2]]''

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-->--''[[http://epantiras.-->-- ''[[http://epantiras.deviantart.com/art/Mess-Perfect-2-144-328068583 Mess Perfect 2]]''



->"Mr. Johnson I think you'll be pleased with our design for the ''[[TheAllegedCar U.N.N. Paper Mache]]''. We've filled it with those [[IndianBurialGround cursed ancient artifacts they've found in the blood of murdered children.]] Also the computer has less security than you'd use for a [[HackingMinigame 'Give a Penny, Take a Penny']] tray. Oh and we've scheduled terrifying experiments on the ship [[HumanResources to give the crew something to do.]]"
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''VideoGame/SystemShock 2''

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->"Mr.->''"Mr. Johnson I think you'll be pleased with our design for the ''[[TheAllegedCar U.N.N. Paper Mache]]''. We've filled it with those [[IndianBurialGround cursed ancient artifacts they've found in the blood of murdered children.]] Also the computer has less security than you'd use for a [[HackingMinigame 'Give a Penny, Take a Penny']] tray. Oh and we've scheduled terrifying experiments on the ship [[HumanResources to give the crew something to do.]]"
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}'''
]]"''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}'''
on ''VideoGame/SystemShock 2''



->Obi-Wan seeks Yoda's help in finding Kamino 'cause it ain't in the records. He interrupts Yoda teachin' a class... it's like a crowded public school or somethin'. All the kids are wearing these stupid helmets and deflecting lasers shot at them by from a ball that Luke used in the original ''Star Wars''... But, like, they could easily ''[[ChildrenAreAWaste cut one another]]'', right? Why aren't you doing this in a really large gym where everyone can spread out? And aren't they a little young to be handling ''lightsabers''? I mean, look how clumsy the kids are holding them, when Yoda's standing like two feet away!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', "[[Film/AttackOfTheClones George Lucas Ruins the Force and the Lightsaber All in One Scene]]"

->Ah, a radioactive spill. Part of me wants to believe we're not ''this'' criminally incompetent, but I know better.

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->Obi-Wan ->''"Obi-Wan seeks Yoda's help in finding Kamino 'cause it ain't in the records. He interrupts Yoda teachin' a class... it's like a crowded public school or somethin'. All the kids are wearing these stupid helmets and deflecting lasers shot at them by from a ball that Luke used in the original ''Star Wars''... But, like, they could easily ''[[ChildrenAreAWaste cut one another]]'', right? Why aren't you doing this in a really large gym where everyone can spread out? And aren't they a little young to be handling ''lightsabers''? '''lightsabers'''? I mean, look how clumsy the kids are holding them, when Yoda's standing like two feet away!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia
away!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia
Mr. Plinkett]]''', "[[Film/AttackOfTheClones George Lucas Ruins the Force and the Lightsaber All in One Scene]]"

->Ah, ->''"Ah, a radioactive spill. Part of me wants to believe we're not ''this'' '''this''' criminally incompetent, but I know better."''



->''I worked b-briefly with Fischler after university. He had a tendency to compromise safety for the sake of p-pretty much everything.''
-->--'''Brains''', ''WesternAnimation/ThunderbirdsAreGo''

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->''I ->''"I worked b-briefly with Fischler after university. He had a tendency to compromise safety for the sake of p-pretty much everything.''
-->--'''Brains''',
"''
-->-- '''Brains''',
''WesternAnimation/ThunderbirdsAreGo''

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