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->'''Blitzo:''' Hi there, I'm Blitzo, (the o is silent), and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a [[CardCarryingVillain piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell]], or are you an innocent soul who got '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKED]]''''' over by someone else?!
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->'''Blitzo:''' Hi there, I'm Blitzo, (the o is silent), and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a [[CardCarryingVillain piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell]], or are you [[NeverMyFault an innocent soul who got got]] '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKED]]''''' [[NeverMyFault over by someone else?!else?!]]
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->'''Blitzo:''' Hi ther, I'm Blitzo, (the o is silent), and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a [[CardCarryingVillain piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell]], or are you an innocent soul who got '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKED]]''''' over by someone else?!
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->'''Blitzo:''' Hi ther, there, I'm Blitzo, (the o is silent), and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a [[CardCarryingVillain piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell]], or are you an innocent soul who got '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKED]]''''' over by someone else?!
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->'''"Some Guy Who Hired Us":''' After lovingly killing my wife for '''[[RedEyesTakeWarning FUCKING]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion THE]] [[SuddenlyShouting DELIVERY-MAN]]''', you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me! I ''REALLY'' wish I could stick it to that '''YAPPY JOGGER''' who saw me hiding the body!
->'''Blitzo:''' Well, luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!
-> '''[[Music/ParryGripp I.M.P Jingle:]]''' ''"When you want somebody gone\\
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->''"Bobby's got a gun that he keeps beneath his pillow.\\
Out on the street, your chances are zero.\\
Take a look around you, come on now\\
It isn't too complicated.\\
You're messin' with Murder, Incorporated."''
-->-- '''Music/{{Bruce Springsteen}},''' "Murder Incorporated"
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->'''''The [[TheFerryman Boatman]]'s Market'''\\
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->That’s right, an employment agency for mercenaries. Because that's how wars are set up, through staffing agencies.
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->''We do not ''murder''. We do not ''execute''. We do not ''massacre''. We never, you may be very certain, we never ''torture''. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the click of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.\\
No, we do it for the money. And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money. There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of all pretence. ''[[PretentiousLatinMotto Nil mortifi, sine lucre.]]'' Remember. No killing without payment.\\
And always give a receipt.''
-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''' of the Ankh-Morpork [[MurderInc Assassins' Guild]], ''Literature/{{Pyramids}}''
->'''The [[TheFerryman Boatman's]] Market'''\\
One does not buy boats here, nor hire boatmen. At the Boatman's Market, one bids on murder. Cloaks and masks are provided.
-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
->''[[BadBoss Boss won't get off your back?]] [[HenpeckedHusband Girlfriend won't stop nagging you?]] Did [[HonestJohnsDealership that fuckstick Tiffany]] sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact you spent half your goddamned Col on it?! Have you considered... ''[[MurderIsTheBestSolution murder?]]
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We do not ''execute''. We do not ''massacre''. We never, you may be very certain, we never ''torture''. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the click of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.\\
No, [[OnlyInItForTheMoney we do it for the
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->''If one wants to engage a Faceless Man, one visits the [[CreepyCathedral House of Black and White]] and pays the price. As for what that may be, [[DealWithTheDevil those who have paid it rarely speak of it]]. For make no mistake, from the moment the Faceless Men accept your offer, the man you named is dead, though he does not know it. Perhaps not that day, perhaps not that year, [[LongGame but soon and inevitably]]. Many would say you are as much his murderer as if you'd swung the axe yourself... just as many would say that's the point.''
-->--'''Tycho Nestoris,''' ''Series/GameOfThrones''
->''When you want somebody gone''
->''And you don't wanna wait too long''
->''Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!''
-->--''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss''
-->--'''Tycho Nestoris,''' ''Series/GameOfThrones''
->''When you want somebody gone''
->''And you don't wanna wait too long''
->''Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!''
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-->--'''Tycho Nestoris,'''
-->-- '''Tycho Nestoris''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
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And always give a receipt.''
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-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''' of the Ankh-Morpork [[MurderInc Assassins' Guild]], ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}''
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-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''' of the Ankh-Morpork [[MurderInc Assassins' Guild]], ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}''
''Literature/{{Pyramids}}''
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->If one wants to engage a Faceless Man, one visits the [[CreepyCathedral House of Black and White]] and pays the price. As for what that may be, [[DealWithTheDevil those who have paid it rarely speak of it]]. For make no mistake, from the moment the Faceless Men accept your offer, the man you named is dead, though he does not know it. Perhaps not that day, perhaps not that year, [[LongGame but soon and inevitably]]. Many would say you are as much his murderer as if you'd swung the axe yourself... just as many would say that's the point.
-->--'''Tycho Nestoris,''' ''Series/GameOfThrones''
-->--'''Tycho Nestoris,''' ''Series/GameOfThrones''
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->''That’s right, an employment agency for mercenaries. Because that’s how wars are set up, through staffing agencies.''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero''
->'''''The Boatman's Market'''''
->''One does not buy boats here, nor hire boatmen. At the Boatman's Market, one bids on murder. Cloaks and masks are provided.''
-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon''[[labelnote:*]]The title refers to [[GrimReaper a different Boatman]], in case you were wondering[[/labelnote]]
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero''
->'''''The Boatman's Market'''''
->''One does not buy boats here, nor hire boatmen. At the Boatman's Market, one bids on murder. Cloaks and masks are provided.''
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-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero''
->'''''The Boatman's Market'''''
->''One
-->-- ''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' on ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero''
->We do not ''murder''. We do not ''execute''. We do not ''massacre''. We never, you may be very certain, we never ''torture''. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the click of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.\\
No, we do it for the money. And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money. There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of all pretence. ''[[PretentiousLatinMotto Nil mortifi, sine lucre.]]'' Remember. No killing without payment.\\
And always give a receipt.
-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''' of the Ankh-Morpork [[MurderInc Assassins' Guild]], ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}''
->'''The [[TheFerryman Boatman's]] Market'''\\
One does not buy boats here, nor hire boatmen. At the Boatman's Market, one bids on murder. Cloaks and masks are
-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon''[[labelnote:*]]The title refers to [[GrimReaper a different Boatman]], in case
-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
->[[BadBoss Boss won't get off your back?]] [[HenpeckedHusband Girlfriend won't stop nagging you?]] Did [[HonestJohnsDealership that fuckstick Tiffany]] sell you
-->-- '''[[PlayerKilling Laughing Coffin]]''' promotional video, ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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