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--->'''The Narrator:''' "Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants." - Epicurus
--->'''Mark:''' Nice. Again, like all the other quotes in here I don't understand it because I'm too dumb. But I'm gonna assume it means good!


--->'''Mark:''' Okay. I don't know if that's true or not judging by [[UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton current]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump politics]], but okay.

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--->'''Mark:''' Okay. I don't know if that's [[TakeThat true or not judging by by]] [[UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton current]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump politics]], but okay.

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--->'''The Narrator:''' "Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable- the art of the next best." - Otto von Bismarck.
--->'''Mark:''' Okay. I don't know if that's true or not judging by [[UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton current]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump politics]], but okay.

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--->'''The Narrator:''' "A strong economy begins with a strong, well educated workforce." - Bill Owens
--->'''Mark:''' I completely agree. Now whip them into shape and get the factories working! [[NoOSHACompliance I want a bunch of sweatshops, I want no breaks, they work 16 hours a day, they get 2 hours of sleep, and then... force feed them for the... rest of the 6 hours of the day.]]


--->'''Mark:''' Mine now, this is mine! [Mark moves his warrior into a barbarian camp, discovering the Trade Technology] Alright, cool, we learned how to foreign trade. We learned how to be civil and trade with people after we MURDERED THEM.

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--->'''Mark:''' Mine now, this is mine! [Mark [''Mark moves his warrior into a barbarian camp, discovering the Trade Technology] Technology''] Alright, cool, we learned how to foreign trade. We learned how to be civil and trade with people after we MURDERED THEM.

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--->'''Mark:''' Mine now, this is mine! [Mark moves his warrior into a barbarian camp, discovering the Trade Technology] Alright, cool, we learned how to foreign trade. We learned how to be civil and trade with people after we MURDERED THEM.


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--->'''Mark:''' BULLY! Bully indeed! Bully for [[TheNarrator Sean Bean]]! Bully for World Domination! A Square Deal for America and 'merica alone! Fuck all those other guys. And [[MemeticMutation Gandhi especially, fuck that guy!]]


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-->'''Mark:''' "Its purpose does not seem to be to harm, merely to startle." Well poop my pants and call me Roger, I don't believe that for a single ''second''!



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--->'''Mark:''' I'm a baby! I'm a big baby! ''I WANT MY MOMMY!''

--->'''Mark:''' OH I'm SO DEAD! OH I'M SO DEAD! Nonononono! Hold out just a little longer, just a little longer!
--->[''Mark's power hits 0%, the lights go out and the doors open. A pair of eyes lights up in the hallway as ominous music begins to play...'']
--->'''Mark:''' No! Turn turn turn turn and say Six [AM]! Turn and say six- don't rip my guts out! OH come on turn! Six AM! ... I'm gonna die...
--->[''The music stops, all goes silent, Mark stares at the screen'']
--->'''Mark:'''I'm dead...


-->'''Mark:''' [[https://youtu.be/72cmuAjEjM4?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiDgA0cpbPK3M7muv4G_Qb3P&t=1187 (Mark makes a colossal mistake at the 11th hour of Until Dawn)]] No, no, no. No. No. No. I'm- no— I— no. YOu think I'm just gonna put up with that bull? I'm gonna pay through the whole FUCKING game again! I'm gonna play through the whole goddamn game again! ...I am gonna make sure that she ends her experience on this mountain in the happiest way— being bone-zoned by Chris, because that's what! Their love! DESERVES! FFFFUUUUUUU-- (Smash cut) So I'm going to end this episode here... I can accept my mistake with Matt. I can accept that! What I cannot accept is what you just made me watch! ... But the next time you see me I will be a million times wiser with ten times as many totems! For Ashley's love! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Chris, Chris is cool too.]]

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-->'''Mark:''' [[https://youtu.be/72cmuAjEjM4?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiDgA0cpbPK3M7muv4G_Qb3P&t=1187 (Mark makes a colossal mistake at the 11th hour of Until Dawn)]] No, no, no. No. No. No. I'm- no— I— no. YOu You think I'm just gonna put up with that bull? I'm gonna pay play through the whole FUCKING game again! I'm gonna play through the whole goddamn game again! ...I am gonna make sure that she ends her experience on this mountain in the happiest way— being bone-zoned by Chris, because that's what! Their love! DESERVES! FFFFUUUUUUU-- (Smash cut) So I'm going to end this episode here... I can accept my mistake with Matt. I can accept that! What I cannot accept is what you just made me watch! ... But the next time you see me I will be a million times wiser with ten times as many totems! For Ashley's love! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Chris, Chris is cool too.]]

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-->'''Mark:''' [[https://youtu.be/72cmuAjEjM4?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiDgA0cpbPK3M7muv4G_Qb3P&t=1187 (Mark makes a colossal mistake at the 11th hour of Until Dawn)]] No, no, no. No. No. No. I'm- no— I— no. YOu think I'm just gonna put up with that bull? I'm gonna pay through the whole FUCKING game again! I'm gonna play through the whole goddamn game again! ...I am gonna make sure that she ends her experience on this mountain in the happiest way— being bone-zoned by Chris, because that's what! Their love! DESERVES! FFFFUUUUUUU-- (Smash cut) So I'm going to end this episode here... I can accept my mistake with Matt. I can accept that! What I cannot accept is what you just made me watch! ... But the next time you see me I will be a million times wiser with ten times as many totems! For Ashley's love! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Chris, Chris is cool too.]]


-->'''Mark:''' (''At the top of a darkened staircase leading into a pitch black basement'') [[https://youtu.be/ANEpNH2GiUQ?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBzIOB97URaYILQdNCMZnvn&t=1526 "Oh fuck. Oh fuck!]] I'M A BRAVE BOY! I'ma go DOWN THOSE STAIRS! I'M A BRAVE BOY! (''Mark slowly descends the stairs'') [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh fuck you in a million ways...]] I'M A BRAVE BOY... (''whispering'') Mia?" (''Mia's zombiefied face appears from the darkness and Mark lurches away from the camera, shouting'')

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-->'''Mark:''' (''At the top of a darkened staircase leading into a pitch black basement'') [[https://youtu.be/ANEpNH2GiUQ?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBzIOB97URaYILQdNCMZnvn&t=1526 be/ANEpNH2GiUQ?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBzIOB97URaYILQdNCMZnvn&t=1547 "Oh fuck. Oh fuck!]] I'M A BRAVE BOY! I'ma go DOWN THOSE STAIRS! I'M A BRAVE BOY! (''Mark slowly descends the stairs'') [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh fuck you in a million ways...]] I'M A BRAVE BOY... (''whispering'') Mia?" (''Mia's zombiefied face appears from the darkness and Mark lurches away from the camera, shouting'')


-->'''Mark:''' (''At the top of a darkened staircase leading into a pitch black basement'') "Oh fuck. OH FUCK! I'M A BRAVE BOY! I'ma go DOWN THOSE STAIRS! I'M A BRAVE BOY! (''Mark slowly descends the stairs'') [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh fuck you in a million ways...]] I'M A BRAVE BOY... (''whispering'') Mia?" (''Mia's zombiefied face appears from the darkness and Mark lurches away from the camera, shouting'')

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-->'''Mark:''' (''At the top of a darkened staircase leading into a pitch black basement'') [[https://youtu.be/ANEpNH2GiUQ?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBzIOB97URaYILQdNCMZnvn&t=1526 "Oh fuck. OH FUCK! Oh fuck!]] I'M A BRAVE BOY! I'ma go DOWN THOSE STAIRS! I'M A BRAVE BOY! (''Mark slowly descends the stairs'') [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh fuck you in a million ways...]] I'M A BRAVE BOY... (''whispering'') Mia?" (''Mia's zombiefied face appears from the darkness and Mark lurches away from the camera, shouting'')


-->'''Mark:''' (''Preparing for the Final Boss, Mark begins combining the extra gunpowder he's collected for the entire game and stored in his inventory'') There comes a time... in everyone's life... when they look upon the fruits of their labors and they recognize that there is only one moment in their entire existence that will lead them to victory. And that moment... is now. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis''It. Is. TIME.'']] We have been sitting on these our entire life and today- Cue the inspirational music!- (''Music begins playing'') and today is the day that we doth not let our gunpowder go to waste. And we will use it for as long as we need to use it for because we - ''no, hang on'' - because we are the only ones that can use it. Because we're the only ones responsible enough to use it. And we will use it wi-(''Belches'')-th every fiber of our- no- every fiber of our being! [[WordSaladPhilosophy We use this, and we have this, and we are this, and we is this! This is what we is, and this is who we is be! We will use nothing but that which we is and we has shall be! We are the usings of using it to be and has used be it by has we do!]] ''DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?'' I have ''two-hundred-and-thirty-something'' bullets! And I will use nothing but them in the final confrontation of- if there is one with a Tyrant maybe, possibly! Maybe not! But if there is then I will use it, but if not, then I won't. So I go into this final battle unknown if it is or is not real, we gotta get the hell outta here... I need medicine. But who needs medicine when I've got bullets!"

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-->'''Mark:''' (''Preparing for the Final Boss, Mark begins combining the extra gunpowder he's collected for the entire game and stored in his inventory'') There comes a time... in everyone's life... when they look upon the fruits of their labors and they recognize that there is only one moment in their entire existence that will lead them to victory. And that moment... is now. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis''It.[[PunctuatedForEmphasis It. Is. TIME.'']] ]] We have been sitting on these our entire life and today- Cue the inspirational music!- (''Music begins playing'') and today is the day that we doth not let our gunpowder go to waste. And we will use it for as long as we need to use it for because we - ''no, hang on'' - because we are the only ones that can use it. Because we're the only ones responsible enough to use it. And we will use it wi-(''Belches'')-th every fiber of our- no- every fiber of our being! [[WordSaladPhilosophy We use this, and we have this, and we are this, and we is this! This is what we is, and this is who we is be! We will use nothing but that which we is and we has shall be! We are the usings of using it to be and has used be it by has we do!]] ''DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?'' I have ''two-hundred-and-thirty-something'' bullets! And I will use nothing but them in the final confrontation of- if there is one with a Tyrant maybe, possibly! Maybe not! But if there is then I will use it, but if not, then I won't. So I go into this final battle unknown if it is or is not real, we gotta get the hell outta here... I need medicine. But who needs medicine when I've got bullets!"


-->'''Mark:''' (''Preparing for the Final Boss fight, Mark begins combining the extra gunpowder he's collected for the entire game and stored in his inventory; for reference, two Gunpowder items make about 12 bullets'') There comes a time... in everyone's life... when they look upon the fruits of their labors and they recognize that there is only one moment in their entire existence that will lead them to victory. And that moment... is now. ''It. Is. TIME.'' We have been sitting on these our entire life and today- Cue the inspirational music!- (Music begins playing) and today is the day that we doth not let our gunpowder go to waste. And we will use it for as long as we need to use it for because we - ''no, hang on'' - because we are the only ones that can use it. Because we're the only ones responsible enough to use it. And we will use it wi-(''Belches'')-th every fiber of our- no- every fiber of our being! [[WordSaladPhilosophy We use this, and we have this, and we are this, and we is this! This is what we is, and this is who we is be! We will use nothing but that which we is and we has shall be! We are the usings of using it to be and has used be it by has we do!]] ''DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?'' I have ''two-hundred-and-thirty-something'' bullets! And I will use nothing but them in the final confrontation of- if there is one with a Tyrant maybe, possibly! Maybe not! But if there is then I will use it, but if not, then I won't. So I go into this final battle unknown if it is or is not real, we gotta get the hell outta here... I need medicine. But who needs medicine when I've got bullets!"

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-->'''Mark:''' (''Preparing for the Final Boss fight, Boss, Mark begins combining the extra gunpowder he's collected for the entire game and stored in his inventory; for reference, two Gunpowder items make about 12 bullets'') inventory'') There comes a time... in everyone's life... when they look upon the fruits of their labors and they recognize that there is only one moment in their entire existence that will lead them to victory. And that moment... is now. ''It.[[PunctuatedForEmphasis''It. Is. TIME.'' '']] We have been sitting on these our entire life and today- Cue the inspirational music!- (Music (''Music begins playing) playing'') and today is the day that we doth not let our gunpowder go to waste. And we will use it for as long as we need to use it for because we - ''no, hang on'' - because we are the only ones that can use it. Because we're the only ones responsible enough to use it. And we will use it wi-(''Belches'')-th every fiber of our- no- every fiber of our being! [[WordSaladPhilosophy We use this, and we have this, and we are this, and we is this! This is what we is, and this is who we is be! We will use nothing but that which we is and we has shall be! We are the usings of using it to be and has used be it by has we do!]] ''DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?'' I have ''two-hundred-and-thirty-something'' bullets! And I will use nothing but them in the final confrontation of- if there is one with a Tyrant maybe, possibly! Maybe not! But if there is then I will use it, but if not, then I won't. So I go into this final battle unknown if it is or is not real, we gotta get the hell outta here... I need medicine. But who needs medicine when I've got bullets!"

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