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'''Hot Pie:''' [[AnecdotalFallacy I saw a man killing another]] at a tavern in Flea's Bottom. Stabbed right in the neck.\\

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'''Hot Pie:''' [[AnecdotalFallacy I saw a man killing another]] another at a tavern in Flea's Bottom. Stabbed right in the neck.\\


->'''Black Mage''': ''What?''

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->'''Black Mage''': ''What?''''[[BigWhat What?]]''


->''"Stay awake for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!"''

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->''"Stay awake for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!"''sleep!"''\\


->-- '''Creator/Jon Stewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart'', wrapping up the Betsy [=McCaughey=] interview.

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->-- '''Creator/Jon Stewart''', '''Creator/JonStewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart'', wrapping up the Betsy [=McCaughey=] interview.


->-- [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]], wrapping up the Betsy [=McCaughey=] interview.

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->-- [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]], '''Creator/Jon Stewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShowWithJonStewart'', wrapping up the Betsy [=McCaughey=] interview.


->''"Stay awake for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!"''
-- Owen, ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''



->'''Black Mage''': This is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an '''allegedly''' thinking creature.
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!! ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
->'''Owen''': Stay awake for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!

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->'''Black Mage''': This is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an '''allegedly''' thinking creature.
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!! ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
->'''Owen''': Stay awake for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!
creature.


->-- Spoof director's commentary, ''The cassette of the soundtrack of the trailer of the film of Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''.

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->-- Spoof director's commentary, ''The cassette of the soundtrack of the trailer of the film of Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''.
Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''



->'''Black Mage''': This is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an '''allegedly''' thinking creature.

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->'''Black Mage''': This is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an '''allegedly''' thinking creature.creature.
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!! ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''
->'''Owen''': Stay awake for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!

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->'''Hot Pie:''' [[BlatantLies I've seen lots of battles!]] I saw...\\
'''Arya:''' Liar.\\
'''Hot Pie:''' [[AnecdotalFallacy I saw a man killing another]] at a tavern in Flea's Bottom. Stabbed right in the neck.\\
'''Lommy:''' Two men fighting is no battle.\\
'''Hot Pie:''' They got armour on.\\
'''Arya:''' So?\\
'''Hot Pie:''' [[AssociationFallacy So if they got armour on, it's a battle.]]\\
'''Lommy:''' No, it isn't.\\
'''Hot Pie:''' [[AdHominem What does a dyer's apprentice know about battles, anyway?]]\\
'''Arya:''' Gendry's an armourer's apprentice. Hot Pie, tell Gendry what makes a fight into a battle.\\
'''Hot Pie:''' It's, uh, when they've got armour on.\\
'''Gendry:''' And who told you that?\\
'''Hot Pie:''' [[AppealToAuthority A knight.]]\\
'''Gendry:''' How'd you know he was a knight?\\
'''Hot Pie:''' Wells, [[AssociationFallacy cause he's got a-armour on.]]\\
'''Gendry:''' You don't have to be a knight to have armour. Any idiot can buy armour!\\
'''Hot Pie:''' How'd you know?\\
'''Gendry:''' ''[[WhatAnIdiot Because I sold armour!]]''
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''


->''"Why isn't prostitution legal? Selling is legal; fucking is legal. So why isn't selling fucking legal?"''
->-- Creator/GeorgeCarlin


->Circular logic is self-validating. Therefore it is correct.\\

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->Circular ->''"Circular logic is self-validating. Therefore it is correct.\\"''\\



->So, you have been sitting here thinking illogically about logical possibilities or logically about illogical possibilities. No wonder you are cranky.\\
-- Delenn, ''[[Series/BabylonFive Babylon 5]]''

->[[InsaneTrollLogic Your logic]] does not resemble our Earth logic.\\

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->So, ->''"So, you have been sitting here thinking illogically about logical possibilities or logically about illogical possibilities. No wonder you are cranky.\\
"''\\
-- Delenn, ''[[Series/BabylonFive Babylon 5]]''

->[[InsaneTrollLogic
''Series/BabylonFive''

->''"[[InsaneTrollLogic
Your logic]] does not resemble our Earth logic.\\"''\\



->"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"\\

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->"Contrariwise," ->''"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"\\logic!"''\\



-> Man is not logical and his intellectual history is a record of mental reserves and compromises. He hangs on to what he can in his old beliefs even when he is compelled to surrender their logical basis.\\

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-> Man ->''"Man is not logical and his intellectual history is a record of mental reserves and compromises. He hangs on to what he can in his old beliefs even when he is compelled to surrender their logical basis.\\"''\\



->Logic doesn't apply to the real world.\\

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->Logic ->''"Logic doesn't apply to the real world.\\"''\\



->It's been a fascinating discussion, because ... I feel like we don't connect, like, on -- it's, like ... it's ''weird.'' Because ... I like you ... but I don't understand how your ''brain'' works.

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->It's ->''"It's been a fascinating discussion, because ... I feel like we don't connect, like, on -- it's, like ... it's ''weird.'' ''weird''. Because ... I like you ... but I don't understand how your ''brain'' works."''



->-- Spoof director's commentary, ''The cassette of the soundtrack of the trailer of the film of Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->Why isn't prostitution legal? Selling is legal; fucking is legal. So why isn't selling fucking legal?
->-- GeorgeCarlin

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->-- Spoof director's commentary, ''The cassette of the soundtrack of the trailer of the film of Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->Why
Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''.

->''"Why
isn't prostitution legal? Selling is legal; fucking is legal. So why isn't selling fucking legal?
legal?"''
->-- GeorgeCarlin
Creator/GeorgeCarlin



-> '''Red Mage:''' Most plans are ''critically'' flawed by their own logic. [[SpannerInTheWorks A failure at any step will ruin everything]]. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has '''[[CrazyEnoughToWork no attachment]]''' to logic can not be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level.

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-> '''Red Mage:''' Most plans are ''critically'' flawed by their own logic. [[SpannerInTheWorks A failure at any step will ruin everything]]. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has '''[[CrazyEnoughToWork no attachment]]''' to logic can not cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level.


->'''Black Mage''': So do I! It moves my blood around.

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->'''Black Mage''': So do I! It moves my blood ''blood'' around.


->'''Red Mage''': Not if we kill you!

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->'''Red Mage''': Not ''Not'' if we kill you!


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->'''Red Mage''': Okay, I've got it. We just need to make two portable holes.
->'''Black Mage''': That'll be difficult due to the total lack of materials, but it's not '''technically''' impossible.
->'''Red Mage''': And each one has to be the size of the universe.
->'''Black Mage''': ''What?''
->'''Red Mage''': Then we drop the universe into one hole, and drop '''that''' hole into the other one, and then reality will be here!
->'''Black Mage''': So, you want us to build a thing that's the size of everything using nothing.
->'''Red Mage''': Yes.
->'''Black Mage''': ''Twice.''
->'''Red Mage''': Yes.
->'''Black Mage''': This is quite literally the least practical plan put together by an '''allegedly''' thinking creature.


->'''Red Mage''': That's enough logical fallacies to convince me. Black Mage is fine.

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->'''Red Mage''': That's enough [[ExactWords enough]] logical fallacies to convince me. Black Mage is fine.


-> '''Black Mage''': It starts at the impossible before moving on to the ''[[UpToEleven even more]]'' impossible.

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-> '''Black Mage''': [[BeyondTheImpossible It starts at the impossible impossible]] before moving on to the ''[[UpToEleven even more]]'' impossible.[[PerfectlyCromulentWord impossibler]].

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