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->'''The Doctor:''' You know when grown-ups tell you everything is going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?\\
'''Amelia Pond:''' ''[rolls eyes]'' Yes.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Everything's going to be fine.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "The Eleventh Hour"]]

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->'''The Doctor:''' You know when grown-ups tell you everything is going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?\\
'''Amelia Pond:''' ''[rolls eyes]'' Yes.
->'''Calvin''': Dad, what causes wind?\\
'''Dad''': Trees sneezing.
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'''The Doctor:''' Everything's going to be fine.
'''Calvin''': Really?\\
'''Dad''': No, but the truth is more complicated.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "The Eleventh Hour"]]
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->'''Girl:''' -and then mommy kissed daddy, and the angels told the stork, and the stork flew down heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!\\

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->'''Girl:''' -and then mommy kissed daddy, and the angels told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!\\



->The Way that can be spoken of is not the everlasting Way. \\
The Name that can be named is not the everlasting Name.
-->--'''Creator/{{Laozi}}''', ''[[UsefulNotes/{{Taoism}} Daodejing]]'' (note that the names of both the author and the book can be [[UsefulNotes/WhyMaoChangedHisName spelled in numerous ways]])
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[[AC:REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THAT PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.]]\\
"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"\\
[[AC:YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.]]\\

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[[AC:REALLY? '''REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THAT PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.]]\\
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"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"\\
[[AC:YES.
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'''YES.
AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.]]\\'''\\



[[AC:YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY, THAT SORT OF THING.]]

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[[AC:YES.'''YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY, THAT SORT OF THING.]]'''
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'''REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THAT PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.'''\\

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'''REALLY? [[AC:REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THAT PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.'''\\]]\\



'''YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.'''\\

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'''YES.[[AC:YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.'''\\]]\\



'''YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY, THAT SORT OF THING.'''
-->-- Creator/TerryPratchett, ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''

->'''Steak:''' You see, the body is like a special house! With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms! Oh look, there's Mister Bladder in the basement! *laughs a little*

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'''YES.[[AC:YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY, THAT SORT OF THING.'''
-->-- Creator/TerryPratchett, ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''

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-->--''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''

->'''Steak:''' You see, the body is like a special house! With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms! Oh look, there's Mister Bladder in the basement! *laughs ''*laughs a little*little*''



-->-- WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared 5

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-->-- WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared 5
''WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared 5''
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->“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."\\
[[AC:Really? As if it was some kind of pink pill? No. Humans need fantasy to be human. To be that place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.]]\\

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->“All ->"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."\\
[[AC:Really? As if it was some kind of pink pill? No. Humans need fantasy to be human. To be that place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.]]\\'''REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THAT PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.'''\\



[[AC:Yes. As practice. You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.]]\\

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[[AC:Yes. As practice. You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.]]\\'''YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.'''\\



[[AC:Yes. Justice, mercy, duty, that sort of thing.]]

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[[AC:Yes. Justice, mercy, duty, that sort of thing.]]'''YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY, THAT SORT OF THING.'''

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