History Quotes / LaserGuidedAmnesia

->'''Just about every single important character''': What happened?
-->-- ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', OncePerEpisode

->'''K:''' This is called a "neuralyzer." It's a gift from some friends from out of town. The red eye here will isolate the electronic impulses in your brain. More specifically, the ones for memory. (''to other MIB agents'') That's good, fellas, give me a splay burn around the perimeter with holes on the perimeter, please; holes at 40, 60, and 80 meters. Right here! That's good. Thank you!
->'''INS Agent #2:''' What the hell is going on?
->'''K:''' Excellent question, and the answer you're looking for lies right here.
->'''INS Agent Janus:''' Who are you? Really?
->'''K:''' Really? (''puts on sunglasses'') I am just a figment of your imagination.
->(''activates the neuralyzer'')
->'''K:''' (''to self'') Damn, what a gullible breed...

-> '''K''': Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.\\
'''James (the future J)''': That's not exactly some shit you just forget...\\
'''K''': [[SchmuckBait Ever seen one of those]]? [cue ''literal'' LaserGuidedAmnesia]

->''"I've lost my memory, [[BlatantLies I'm not an idiot.]]"''

-->-- '''Yuuichi''', ''Manga/{{Kanon|ChihoSaito}}''

-->--'''Fitz Kreiner''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Lisa the Skeptic"

-> ''"Please tell me the amnesia was just a sick joke? Boy, this is some cliche."''

-->--'''Dr. Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension''

'''Doctor:''' Well, technically the procedure ''is'' brain damage.

->'''Serena''': You forgot me? [-AGAIN-]? Do you have some sort of memory problem?''\\
'''Darian''': Well, yeah.
-->--''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged''

-->--''Manga/DeathNote''

-->--'''One''', ''Series/DarkMatter''

->''“Yes, that’s part of the same damn debriefing I keep hearing. Incidentally, isn’t there some way to give me laser guided amnesia instead of just wiping out the past three months when we’re done here?”''

->'''Crichton:''' Don't get too comfortable. I'm gonna get that chip out of my head.
->'''Harvey:''' There's no chip in your head, John.
->'''Crichton:''' Yeah there is. You... told... me... ''[struggling to articulate]'' there's a um.... Mmmmmm...
->'''Harvey:''' You were saying?
->'''Crichton:''' ''[Barely coherent]'' Mmmmmmental chip! Mmm...
->'''Harvey:''' ''You were saying?''
->'''Crichton:''' ...What am I saying? I'm...
->'''Harvey:''' As it should be.
-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "[[Recap/FarscapeS02E15WontGetFooledAgain Won't Get Fooled Again]]"

-->''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories in a nutshell]] ''

->'''Judy:''' You're the guy with the paper man.
->'''Chester:''' Paper ''gnome.'' The guy with the paper gnome.
->'''Judy:''' I'd forgotten all about that. How could that happen?
->'''Chester:''' It's the haze. [[{{Muggles}} Most human minds]] [[ExtraStrengthMasquerade cannot process magic into their conscious long-term memory]]. It has to do with a nerve cluster at the base of the-
->'''Monster:''' It doesn't really matter. There's no point explaining it because you'll just forget it all once we're gone.
-->--''Literature/{{Monster}}''

->'''Peridot:''' ''(looks at Spinel's rejuvenator)'' Whoa, was there, like, a laser or...?
->'''Bismuth:''' ''(takes it from her)'' Be careful with that! It's a rejuvenator! Homeworld used to use these things on Gems that started stepping out of line. One hit with this... you're back to how they made you.
->'''Peridot:''' Oh my stars, I ''touched it!'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I could've lost all my character development!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie''

->'''Kari:''' I just [[{{Irony}} wish I could forget the whole thing.]]\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/JackJackAttack''

-->--'''Grand Pabbie''', ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''

->'''Harvey:''' As it should be.'

-->-- '''Yuuichi''', ''Manga/{{Kanon}}''

'''K''': Ever seen one of those? [cue ''literal'' LaserGuidedAmnesia]

->“Yes, that’s part of the same damn debriefing I keep hearing. Incidentally, isn’t there some way to give me laser guided amnesia instead of just wiping out the past three months when we’re done here?”

-->-- ''Between Two Dragons'', by Yoon Ha Lee

'''[[MenInBlack Agent Dicker]]:''' You will, kid. You will.

->'''Marluxia:''' You idiot poop face. In this castle, you forget stuff really quickly. Also, [[GenreShift you can only attack]] [[CardBattleGame with your cards]].\\

-->''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNyWsAVWXnI in a nutshell]]''

''5 seconds later''\\

'''Smithers:''' You mean the revolver sir?\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->-- '''Jackie Chan''', ''Film/WhoAmI?''