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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, ''his face reads'', there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/mazes-and-monsters/ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''


-->-- '''Dexter and his friends''', '''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'''''', ''"D&DD"''

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-->-- '''Dexter and his friends''', '''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'''''', ''"D&DD"''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'', "D&DD"


-->-- '''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]] and his friends''', ''D&DD''

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-->-- '''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]] '''Dexter and his friends''', ''D&DD'''''''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'''''', ''"D&DD"''


->''"Your bodies will remain undiscovered for'' (roll roll roll) '''82 centuries!'''"''

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->''"Your ->"Your bodies will remain undiscovered for'' (roll for ''(roll roll roll) roll)'' '''82 centuries!'''"''centuries!'''"



->"Your party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''

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->"Your ->"Just for that, your entire party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic -->-- '''Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''
Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''



* Dexter rolls a 2 [[TheGMIsACheatingBastard but changes it to 49]]

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* Dexter ->''(Dexter rolls a 2 [[TheGMIsACheatingBastard but changes it to 49]]49]])''



-->--'''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]''' and his friends, ''D&DD''

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-->--'''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]''' -->-- '''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]] and his friends, friends''', ''D&DD''

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->"Fine, you can have your little saving throws. Roll the dice!"
->"Forty-one!"
->"Forty!"
->"Forty-three!"
*Dexter rolls a 2 [[TheGMIsACheatingBastard but changes it to 49]]
->"Hah! Forty-nine! [[LargeHam You all FRYYYY!]]"
-->--'''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]''' and his friends, ''D&DD''

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->"Your party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''

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->'''Attendant:''' How do you deal with players who try to break the game?\\
'''Gabe:''' Lie to them. Rob them. Drive them mad. Concoct impossible scenarios whose only outcome is their death.\\
And then, when their eyes glisten with shame and rage, ''drink their tears.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/03/29 "DM 101"]]


->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his face reads, there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''

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->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, his ''his face reads, reads'', there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''


--> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

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--> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''
''ComicStrip/FoxTrot''


-->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"

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-->"I ->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"

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-->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"
-->--'''Yami Bakura''', ''Manga/YuGiOh'' manga


'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.

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'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass Miss rolls I just picked up.


-->-- '''PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''

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-->-- '''PennyArcade''', '''Webcomic/PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''


->''"This brings up the first issue I have with [[DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead."''

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->''"This brings up the first issue I have with [[DungeonsAndDragons [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead."''


-> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

-> '''Dave''': Damn! I rolled a one.
-> '''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.

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-> --> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''FoxTrot''

-> '''Dave''': Damn! I rolled a one.
->
one.\\
'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.



-> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]] and the Literature/BinderOfShame, describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted would only get worse from there.

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-> --> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]] and the Literature/BinderOfShame, describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted would only get worse from there.



-> -- '''[[PsychoForHire The troper responsible for running the traps]]''', [[EvilerThanThou taking offense at the thought of]] [[HopelessBossFight his throwing mere dragons]] at a tomb-raiding party, ''[[RolePlay/WorldWarX Hunt for the Ark]]''.

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-> --> -- '''[[PsychoForHire The troper responsible for running the traps]]''', [[EvilerThanThou taking offense at the thought of]] [[HopelessBossFight his throwing mere dragons]] at a tomb-raiding party, ''[[RolePlay/WorldWarX Hunt for the Ark]]''.



->''[[OffTheRails Changing the engine of a campaign while the car is in motion is a tough sell]], which is why the hiatus gives us some opportunities to approach these concerns in a broad way.''
->'''You will note that the blade of a guillotine is also broad.'''

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->''[[OffTheRails Changing the engine of a campaign while the car is in motion is a tough sell]], which is why the hiatus gives us some opportunities to approach these concerns in a broad way.''
->'''You
''\\
'''You
will note that the blade of a guillotine is also broad.'''



->''An evil GM gives the party fights they can't win and should run away from.''
->''A killer GM gives the party fights they can't win and can't run away from.''

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->''An evil GM gives the party fights they can't win and should run away from.''
->''A
''\\
''A
killer GM gives the party fights they can't win and can't run away from.''

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