History Quotes / JerkJock

->The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's [[AcceptableTargets a cinematic shortcut.]]

-->-- '''Mr. Satanism's Video Picks for Perverts''' review of ''Campfire Stories''

-->-- '''Mr. Satanism''', reviewing ''Campfire Stories''

He put you in a locker and took your girlfriend to prom,\\

-->--'''''Wiki/UrbanDictionary'''''

->That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her [[SmallNameBigEgo massively inflated ego]], [[ItsAllAboutMe self-obsessiveness]] and [[TeensAreMonsters downright sadism]]. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a [[RuleAbidingRebel 'rebel'.]] Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as [[VillainWithGoodPublicity a great role model]]. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]].

->That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]].

->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kid’s head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\

->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's [[AcceptableTargets a cinematic shortcut.]]''

->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kid’s head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.
->'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. He’s just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldn’t Stand.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-1-7-craving/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Craving")

->''"That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[BestServedCold work for the very nerds they were bullying]]."''
-->--'''''UrbanDictionary'''''

'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. He’s just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldn’t Stand.

->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kid’s head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\

->'''Chris:''' The scene at school also introduces Dustin, and again: Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete bounce a basketball off that kid’s head for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\

->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's a cinematic shortcut.''