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-->--'''RingoStarr''', Episode 4

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-->--'''RingoStarr''', -->--'''Music/RingoStarr''', Episode 4


->''My name is Herb H. Simpson, The H stands for Hans in case you wanted to know, We live at 742 Evergreen Terrance, right here in the Bonerland suburbs, my wife Selma and I have 3 kids, Elisa Grew up to be a columnist for the Reader's Digest, Lester became a Silicon Valley entrepreneur and Gaggie will grow up to be anything she dreams of and no harm will come to them, this is the way things should've been all along, innocence preserved, nothing in the world to fear, I feel strange in this house, happy but strange Everything feels familiar, but looks completely new and the town doesn't smell like burning tires anymore, leaving the house would be a bad idea, there's something out there I don't wanna see, I have a good heart, I know I will be a good father again, I only wish that crying would stop''

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->''My name is Herb H. Simpson, Simpson. The H stands for Hans in case you wanted to know, know. We live at 742 Evergreen Terrance, right here in the Bonerland suburbs, my suburbs. My wife Selma and I have 3 kids, kids. Elisa Grew grew up to be a columnist for the Reader's Digest, Lester became a Silicon Valley entrepreneur and Gaggie Magaggie will grow up to be anything she dreams of and no harm will come to them, this them. This is the way things should've been all along, innocence preserved, nothing in the world to fear, fear. I feel strange in this house, happy house. Happy, but strange strange. Everything feels familiar, but looks completely new and the town doesn't smell like burning tires anymore, leaving anymore. Leaving the house would be a bad idea, idea...there's something out there I don't wanna see, see. I have a good heart, heart. I know I will be a good father again, again. I only wish that crying would stop''


[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVtpmNVL388 William Drive Bus (Trailer 2) ]]

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[[https://www.-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVtpmNVL388 William Drive Bus (Trailer 2) ]]


-->--'''The old Simpson''', Episode 6

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-->--'''The old Simpson''', Episode 66


->''My name is Herb H. Simpson, The H stands for Hans in case you wanted to know, We live at 742 Evergreen Terrance, right here in the Bonerland suburbs, my wife Selma and I have 3 kids, Elisa Grew up to be a columnist for the Reader's Digest, Lester became a Silicon Valley entrepreneur and Gaggie will grow up to be anything she dreams of and no harm will come to them, this is the way things should've been all along, innocence preserved, nothing in the world to fear, I feel strange in this house, happy but strange Everything feels familiar, but looks completely new and the town doesn't smell like burning tires anymore, leaving the house would be a bad idea, there's something out there I don't wanna see, I have a good heart, I know I will be a good father again, I only wish that crying would stop''
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVtpmNVL388 William Drive Bus (Trailer 2) ]]


-->--'''[=ManMole=], Episode 6

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-->--'''[=ManMole=], -->--'''[=ManMole=]''', Episode 6


''Hommer. The plant is sick. Your mama is gonna die. You could wake up dead tomorrow, Hommer. Nuuuuclleaarr pooooweeerrr....''

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''Hommer.->''Hommer. The plant is sick. Your mama is gonna die. You could wake up dead tomorrow, Hommer. Nuuuuclleaarr pooooweeerrr....''



''Lessons teaching his little boy to drive. Hommer, you're the mule and twice if a stranger wants to drive, I say let them!''

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''Lessons ->''Lessons teaching his little boy to drive. Hommer, you're the mule and twice if a stranger wants to drive, I say let them!''


'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Dick is tiny, man.\\

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'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Take a cold shower, dude.\\
'''Auto:'''
Dick is tiny, man.\\


->''(Principal Skinner has red eyes and the word VIETNAM written on his forehead)''\\
''I'm not going back there! Don't even fucking try! Armin Tamzarian! (Gouges Mrs. Skinners eyes) Armin Tamzarian...''
-->--'''Principal Skinner''' under the influence of '''Armin Tamzarian''', Episode 3



-->--'''The Old Simpson''' sings a Homm Grumm lullaby, Episode 4

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-->--'''The Old old Simpson''' sings a Homm Grumm lullaby, Episode 4



'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' You wanna get married? You take her in the bride's name. You two are in love and will...oh my...\\

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'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' You wanna get married? You take her in the bride's name. You two are in love and will...will ''(he is distracted by something)''...oh my...\\



''The wedding guests gasp''\\
'''The Old Simpson:''' Ay carumba!\\

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''The ''(The wedding guests gasp''\\
gasp)''\\
'''The Old old Simpson:''' Ay carumba!\\



->'''Wendell:''' I'm a cracker to be. I'm a cracker to be. And I'm hoping that they'll utilize me.

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->'''Wendell:''' I'm a cracker to be. I'm a cracker to be. And I'm hoping that they'll utilize me.\\



'''The Old Simpson:''' And that's why footballers deserve their salaries!\\

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'''The Old old Simpson:''' And that's why footballers deserve their salaries!\\



->''Curiousity killed Scratchy, son.''

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->''Curiousity ''Hommer. The plant is sick. Your mama is gonna die. You could wake up dead tomorrow, Hommer. Nuuuuclleaarr pooooweeerrr....''
-->--'''[=ManMole=], Episode 6

->'''Hommer:''' What are you doing?\\
'''The old Simpson:''' We're going Homm Grumm!\\
'''Hommer:''' Where's mom?\\
''(a beat)''\\
'''The old Simpson:''' Curiousity
killed Scratchy, son.''\\
Episode 6

''Lessons teaching his little boy to drive. Hommer, you're the mule and twice if a stranger wants to drive, I say let them!''


->'''Hommer:''' Ohhh...not now...not now.

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->'''Hommer:''' Ohhh...not now...not now.\\


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->''So you see the number...you want some crackers, Hommer? You know where to go. Hommer. Turn up at the cracker factory. Bazinga!''
-->--'''Voice on phone''', Episode 6

->'''Barney:''' Old man on the TV in my dream. He speaks to me and I feel so scared, guys. I can't live like this any longer.\\
'''Lenny:''' What did he say?\\
'''Carl:''' I dunno, something about being gay. Gaaaayyyyy...\\
Episode 6

->'''Wendell:''' I'm a cracker to be. I'm a cracker to be. And I'm hoping that they'll utilize me.
'''Troy [=McLarry=]:''' Ha ha! There's a lot of children who have got too much freedom,\\
I want to make it legal for Stonecutters to eat them!\\
'Cause there's limits to morality!\\
And I'll make Hommer pay!\\
If he fights back,\\
''(demonic)'' I'LL KILL HIS MAGGIE!\\
Because, you see, eating a child is a lot like a successful marriage.\\
'''Off camera voice:''' Just eat the damn children! ''(applause; video fades)''\\
'''Hommer:''' Marge was a cracker factory. Bart and Lissa as white as Stuart.\\
Episode 6

->'''Kunt Brockman:''' Live from news. Hippies who smell have stolen some plans, and Burns says "Get some deodorant". Burns will stop at nothing to stop thugs. This reporter's opinion? ''(pause)'' And now here's Artie Pie in the sky with the weather.\\
'''Artie Pie:''' Well, Kunt, it looks like --\\
'''Kunt Brockman:''' ''(interrupting)'' WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?\\
'''The Old Simpson:''' And that's why footballers deserve their salaries!\\
Episode 6


->''Curiousity killed Scratchy, son.''
-->--'''The old Simpson''', Episode 6

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->''Curiousity killed Scratchy, son.->''My name is Hommer Simpson. I am fifty-six years old. Marge Bivilac will be my girl in marriage, my teenage bride. Gonna fuck her later.''
-->--'''The old Simpson''', -->--'''Hommer''', episode 6.

->'''Hommer:''' Ohhh...not now...not now.
'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' You wanna get married? You take her in the bride's name. You two are in love and will...oh my...\\
''(Hommer has a visible erection)''\\
'''Hommer:''' D'oh, bonner, not now. Have it later.\\
''The wedding guests gasp''\\
'''The Old Simpson:''' Ay carumba!\\
'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Dick is tiny, man.\\
'''Marge:''' ''(crying)'' How could you, Hommer? I'm so ashamed!\\
'''Hommer:''' Here we go again!.\\
Episode 6



'''Mr. Burns and Smithers:''' Who are the Stonecutters today?\\

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'''Mr. Burns and Smithers:''' Who are is the Stonecutters today?\\



-->--'''The Cat Woman''', Episode 6

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-->--'''The Cat Woman''', Episode 6

->''Curiousity killed Scratchy, son.''
-->--'''The old Simpson''', Episode
6

Added DiffLines:

->''Bingo! It's our man, diddle-doo!''
-->--'''Ned Flinders''', episode 4

->'''Ned Flinders:''' Howdy, Mr. Plow!\\
'''Durf:''' It's Durf.\\
'''Ned Flinders:''' Durf, we need the snow plowed.\\
'''Durf:''' What?\\
'''Ned Flinders:''' Please plow all this snow.\\
'''Durf:''' I'm here to plow chicks, not snow.\\
''(Durf drives away)''\\
'''Ned Flinders:''' ''(looking out window)'' Can't you see the snow, Durf? ''(exterior shot of the house reveals that there is not a flake of snow on the ground)'' Please tell me you can see the snow.\\
Episode 4

->'''Hommer:''' Are you the one they call Armin Tamzarian?\\
'''Armin Tamzarian:''' ''(looks exactly like Hommer at the end of Episode 1, with red eyes, "VIETNAM" written on his forehead, and "MAGGIE" on his chest).'' I am.\\
'''Hommer:''' What do you want with me?\\
'''Armin Tamzarian:''' I am the guilt that surfaced after what you did to her.\\
'''Hommer:''' I did it. I killed them all.\\
Episode 4

->''(Hommer sees a still-living Maggie in her crib)''\\
'''Hommer:''' ''(tearful}'' My baby...\\
'''[=ManMole=]:''' You have a choice, Hommer: kill yourself or kill Maggie.\\
'''Armin Tamzarian:''' Kill Maggie! Kill the baby! Armin Tamzarian!\\
'''[=ManMole=]:''' Do the right thing, Hommer. ''(holds up wrench)'' Kill yourself with this tool. Die for Springfield, Hommer.\\
Episode 4

->''Thanks for the framed baby Simpson, Hommer. I hung it on me wall!''
-->--'''RingoStarr''', Episode 4


I love you, small Simpsons\\

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I love you, small Simpsons\\Simpsons child\\


->'''[=ManMole=]: Hommer, I am given you a new identity and you will be safe. You will go home and your name is Mr. Thompson. When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you say "Hello". Hello, Mr. Thompson.\\

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->'''[=ManMole=]: ->'''[=ManMole=]:''' Hommer, I am given you a new identity and you will be safe. You will go home and your name is Mr. Thompson. When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you say "Hello". Hello, Mr. Thompson.\\



->''Um, hello. Please. This show will harrass you with scares. If your children are watching, please put them in a bed and clear the airway. Enjoy the show.''
-->--'''Marge:''', Episode 4

->''(singing) Lissa, stop getting old. It's your birthday. You should stay a young girl.''
-->--'''Bart Simpson:''', Episode 4



'''Mr. Burns:''' You come in here cowabunga dude? Not in this workplace! Beards are not the company policy!\\

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'''Mr. Burns:''' You come in here cowabunga dude? dude?! Not in this workplace! Beards are not the company policy!\\


Added DiffLines:

->''Quietly...and with dignity''
-->--'''Carl''' as he shaves off his lips, Episode 4

->''Little boy Hommer,\\
Sit right here\\
Sit next to the fire\\
Mountains so cold\\
Hommer my boy\\
You're here with your dad\\
I love you, small Simpsons\\
You're homely as a mule's butt.''
-->--'''The Old Simpson''' sings a Homm Grumm lullaby, Episode 4


'''Marge:''' Here is some cold soup instead of the animal!

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'''Marge:''' Here is some cold soup instead of the animal!animal!\\


Added DiffLines:

->''There's no jail worse than the jail that is my guilt.''
-->--'''Hommer:''', Episode 3

->'''[=ManMole=]: Hommer, I am given you a new identity and you will be safe. You will go home and your name is Mr. Thompson. When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you say "Hello". Hello, Mr. Thompson.\\
'''Hommer:''' Hello.\\
Episode 3


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->''Now Maggie will play with the unborn Simpson in heaven.''
-->--'''Hommer:''', Episode 3


->'''Mr. Burns:''' Who's that man on pink shirt?\\
'''Smithers:''' That Mr. Simpson, my boss.\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' This man get fired.\\
Episode 1

->'''Lissa:''' I don't eat the pig!\\
'''Marge:''' Here is some cold soup instead of the animal!
Episode 1

->''Live from Springfield News. Bullies and people are not learning the environment, because of Principal Skinner is the head of the school. Live at news Hommer has caused the issue at the nuclear plant with Mr. Burns as his boss.''
-->--'''Kunt Brockman''', Episode 1



->''D'ooooooohhhhhhhh. Oooooooowwwwwwww. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhh. They will never catch me now.''
-->--'''Hommmer''' as he mutilates himself in the bathroom, Episode 2

->''Bart, you are crying in the purse mart when it should be the happiest time of your life.''
-->--'''[=ManMole=]:''', Episode 2



->'''Marge:''' Hommie, let's snuggle.\\
''(Hommer blows on Marge's armpit. Marge moans)''\\
Episode 2

->''Live from news. Hommer has been trialed for the crimes in Springfield court of law. In other news, today is the commemoration of Apu's death.''
-->--'''Kunt Brockman:''', Episode 3

->'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Hommer, is it true that the baby Simpson dead in your house?\\
'''Hommer:''' Yes.\\
'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Hommer, the baby is dead in your frame?\\
'''Hommer:''' No, she is with God now.\\
'''Judge:''' I sentence Hommer Simpson to 18 years of hard labour for the murder of a child Simpson.\\
Episode 3



'''Lenny:''' (a la Apu in Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart) IIII doooooooooooooo!\\

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'''Lenny:''' (a ''(a la Apu in Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart) Kwik-E-Mart)'' IIII doooooooooooooo!\\

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