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-> (after accidentally telling both Pantera and Driller that their lives were pointless) ''Now, who wants lunch? Cause I feel [[StealthPun completely empty inside!]]''

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-> (after accidentally telling both Pantera and Driller that their lives were pointless) ''Now, Now, who wants lunch? Cause I feel [[StealthPun completely empty inside!]]''inside!]]

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-> (after accidentally telling both Pantera and Driller that their lives were pointless) ''Now, who wants lunch? Cause I feel [[StealthPun completely empty inside!]]''
-->-- '''Lion-O''', ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCatsRoar''


[[NiceGuy Dob]]: Let's go get the artefact!\\
[[UnscrupulousHero Corazon]]: [[GuileHero And then we don't have to fight any crab people!]]\\

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[[NiceGuy Dob]]: '''[[NiceGuy Dob]]:''' Let's go get the artefact!\\
[[UnscrupulousHero Corazon]]: '''[[UnscrupulousHero Corazon]]:''' [[GuileHero And then we don't have to fight any crab people!]]\\

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->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Prudence]]:''' [The [[FishPeople kuo-toa]] are] avenging themselves on the people of Tanner's Folly for an artefact that has been thieved from them, and that's why they're killing people, that's why they're kidnapping and killing people.\\
[[NiceGuy Dob]]: Let's go get the artefact!\\
[[UnscrupulousHero Corazon]]: [[GuileHero And then we don't have to fight any crab people!]]\\
'''Prudence:''' No, 'cause then we keep it and then we kill the crab people.
-->-- '''WebVideo/OutsideXbox''', playing ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''


'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Henry}}:''' You're weird. I don't see the problem here at all.

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'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Henry}}:''' '''Henry:''' You're weird. I don't see the problem here at all.


-->-- '''Max''', ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''[[note]]Actually, their main goal ''is'' saving the world. [[ComedicSociopathy The mindless violence is just for fun.]][[/note]]

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-->-- '''Max''', ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''[[note]]Actually, their main goal ''is'' saving the world. [[ComedicSociopathy The mindless violence is just for fun.]][[/note]]
''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''


->'''Frank Hannibal:''' What are the parts of your job you like the most, Sergeant?\\
'''Schlock:''' My plasma cannons. Using them. Explosions. Close combat. Cutting a wide swath through the enemy.\\
'''Frank Hannibal:''' You like the killing, then.\\
'''Schlock:''' Done right, yeah. Ending a horrible, evil person with superior firepower is very satisfying. It's so much simpler than how society usually tries to do it.\\
'''Frank Hannibal:''' How do you feel about the word "sociopath?"\\
'''Schlock:''' I get mistaken for one all the time.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Schlock:''' Hey, we don't need an employer. We're here, the mob is down there, and we're already dressed for dancing.\\
'''Tagon:''' Sergeant, we're not going to go down there and start shooting just for the fun of it. We're soldiers, not sociopaths.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''Not'' sociopaths. '''NOT'''. hmmmm...I guess I ought to go set the guys straight on that one.\\
'''Kerchak:''' I like the way you bring out the best in your troops, Tagon.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Captain Tagon:''' Sergeant, put together a team. We're going to sweep Southport.\\
'''Schlock:''' Are you sure you want ''me'', Captain? The news said I'm a reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' You are. But you're ''my'' reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-> '''Schlock:''' So...\\
'''Thurl:''' Eat it, kill it, make friends with it or take a bath in it. THOSE are the points on your moral compass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"This soul thing... can I get one by eating someone else's?"''
-->-- '''Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"What, are you '''dense?''' Are you '''retarded''' or something? Who the hell do you '''think''' I am? I'm the Goddamn '''Batman.'''"''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Batman}}''', ''All-Star Batman and Robin''

->''A dozen dead cops and thousands of dollars in property damage mean nothing to the goddamn Batman.''
-->-- [[http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php Protoclown's review of the above]]

->'''Roy:''' I don't want you to kill anyone!\\
'''Belkar:''' You know, no matter how many times people tell me that, it never starts making sense.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: On the Origin of the [=PCs=]''

->"''I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly now, before they are out of range.''"
-->-- '''Vaarsuivius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' Dupree. When I say the words '''"Alive and unharmed"''' -- do '''any''' neurons actually fire in that brain of yours?\\
'''Bangladesh:''' Um -- no sir!\\
'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' I thought not.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->'''Gilgamesh:''' Dupree-\\
'''Bangladesh:''' Hey, [[ElectricTorture I'm working here]]! Do I come into your lab [[MadScientist and tell you how to torture rats]]?\\
'''Gilgamesh:''' Frequently.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->''"Maybe we should be finding nonviolent solutions...'''hahahaha'''!"''
-->-- '''Boss''', ''VideoGame/SaintsRow 2''

->''"It is not a game, Zevran. You either know right from wrong or you do not."''
-->-- '''Wynne''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

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->'''Frank Hannibal:''' What are the parts of your job you [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->[[LampshadeHanging You look more
like the most, Sergeant?\\
'''Schlock:''' My plasma cannons. Using them. Explosions. Close combat. Cutting
a wide swath through the enemy.\\
'''Frank Hannibal:''' You like the killing, then.\\
'''Schlock:''' Done right, yeah. Ending a horrible, evil person with superior firepower is very satisfying. It's so much simpler
criminal than how society usually tries a policewoman to do it.\\
'''Frank Hannibal:''' How do you feel about the word "sociopath?"\\
'''Schlock:''' I get mistaken for one all the time.
me...]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Schlock:''' Hey, we don't need an employer. We're here,
'''Mahiro Yasaka''' to the mob is down there, and we're already dressed for dancing.\\
'''Tagon:''' Sergeant, we're not going to go down there and start shooting just for the fun of it. We're soldiers, not sociopaths.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''Not'' sociopaths. '''NOT'''. hmmmm...I guess I ought to go set the guys straight on that one.\\
'''Kerchak:''' I like the way
title character, ''LightNovel/HaiyoreNyarkoSan'' (speaking )

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->What, are
you bring out the best in your troops, Tagon.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Captain Tagon:''' Sergeant, put together a team. We're going to sweep Southport.\\
'''Schlock:'''
''dense?'' Are you sure you want ''me'', Captain? The news said I'm a reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' You are. But you're ''my'' reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-> '''Schlock:''' So...\\
'''Thurl:''' Eat it, kill it, make friends with it or take a bath in it. THOSE are the points on your moral compass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"This soul thing... can I get one by eating someone else's?"''
-->-- '''Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"What, are you '''dense?''' Are you '''retarded'''
''retarded'' or something? Who the hell do you '''think''' ''think'' I am? I'm the Goddamn '''Batman.'''"''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Batman}}''', ''All-Star Batman and Robin''

->''A dozen dead cops and thousands of dollars in property damage mean nothing to the goddamn Batman.
''Batman.''
-->-- [[http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php Protoclown's review '''Franchise/{{Batman}}''', ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder''

->On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor
of all his blood, and not get caught! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I could do that!... Oh, wait... I ''did'' do that!
-->-- '''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'''

->'''Speed''': I thought Avengers [[ThouShaltNotKill weren't supposed to kill?]]\\
'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''' (''claws-deep in a Skrull''): Relax, junior. They're Skrulls. [[GoodThingYouCanHeal They'll grow back.]] Eventually.\\
'''Speed''': In that case... (''uses his super-speed to literally make
the above]]

->'''Roy:'''
Skrull pop'')\\
'''Wolverine''': You're sick, kid.
I like it.
-->-- ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]

->Can't we just kill them all and not care?
-->-- '''Rampage''', ''FanFic/FalloutEquestriaProjectHorizons''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''Debbie:''' I bet you are a lady-killer.\\
'''Gomez:''' Acquitted.
-->-- ''Film/AddamsFamilyValues''

->'''June:''' The pilots are dead?\\
'''Miller:''' Shot.\\
'''June:''' Shot... by who?\\
'''Miller:''' Uh, me. Actually, I shot the first pilot... he shot the second pilot accidentally. It's just... one of those things.
-->-- ''Film/KnightAndDay''

->I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid.
-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->'''Lord Mayor:''' It violates the bans on magic, [[KilledMidSentence and it will invite the censorate down on-]]\\
'''Azar:''' I warned him! He mentioned the bans again and I warned him. You all heard me. I can't be held responsible for that - if I tell a man I'll kill him if he does something, I have to back it up,
don't want you to kill anyone!\\
'''Belkar:''' You know, no matter how many times people tell me that, it never starts making sense.
I?
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: On ''Literature/TheSpellmongerSeries''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->I'm gonna give you a choice, 'cause I believe in every human being's right to being tortured democratically. Peel your fingernails off with this, or shoot you in
the Origin of the [=PCs=]''

->"''I require
kneecaps. I have a reminder as preference, but I'm gonna leave it up to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly now, before they are out of range.''"
you, it's your body.
-->-- '''Vaarsuivius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' Dupree. When I say the words '''"Alive and unharmed"''' --
'''Guerrero''', ''Series/HumanTarget''

->I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath;
do '''any''' neurons actually fire in that brain of yours?\\
'''Bangladesh:''' Um -- no sir!\\
'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' I thought not.
your research!
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->'''Gilgamesh:''' Dupree-\\
'''Bangladesh:''' Hey, [[ElectricTorture I'm working here]]! Do I come into your lab [[MadScientist and tell you how to torture rats]]?\\
'''Gilgamesh:''' Frequently.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->''"Maybe we should be finding nonviolent solutions...'''hahahaha'''!"''
-->-- '''Boss''', ''VideoGame/SaintsRow 2''

->''"It is not a game, Zevran. You either know right from wrong or you do not."''
-->-- '''Wynne''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''
'''Sherlock Holmes''', ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]



->"''Yeah, it's strange--I thought I would start feeling weird about killing all these people, but really, I don't. That's because they're all pricks and deserve to die!''"
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->"''This sounds like a job for Ambassador [[GrenadeTropes Pineapple]]. You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out there and work your magic.''"
->(''tosses grenade in enemy machine gun nest, then runs back to cover'')
->('''''[[StuffBlowingUp HABLOOEY]]''''')
->"''Well, it sounds like we've reached a resolution!''"
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->"''That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. If you're wearing an enemy uniform, you're dead. If somebody's grandma is cold and puts on a camo blanket, she's ''dead''.''"
-->--'''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->"''It could be safe to say that you would rather have a psychopath at your side that to your back, since they're more likely to splatter your enemy's brains on the wall than your own. The Sociopath loves to fight, or at the very least feels the most alive while in battle. They kill without hesitation or remorse, and only rarely do we see any kind of emotion other than a "Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a rock up your ass" sort of vibe. While dangerous and unpredictable at times, they often have a personal code of honor, and will not break it under any circumstances. Though we doubt shooting you over the last Pop Tart in the pantry falls within the confines of that code, so you'd best watch yourself.''"
-->'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] Creator/BioWare Heroic Sociopaths (Specifically [[Franchise/MassEffect Wrex]], [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Canderous Ordo]] and [[VideoGame/JadeEmpire Black Whirlwind]]) [[spoiler: and Gary Busey]]

->''"Roger's a dirty cop!"''\\
(''Looks at watch'')\\
''"He's been on the force for three hours!"''
-->'''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->''"Takin' what I want,''' when '''I want! Plus, I'm a sociopath, so, you know, all this fits me like a slipper."''
->'''Roger''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->'''Speed''': I thought Avengers [[ThouShaltNotKill weren't supposed to kill?]]
->'''Wolverine''' ''(claws-deep in a Skrull)'': Relax, junior. They're Skrulls. [[GoodThingYouCanHeal They'll grow back.]] Eventually.
->'''Speed''': In that case...''(uses his super-speed to literally make the Skrull pop)''
->'''Wolverine''': You're sick, kid. I like it.
-->''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''

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->"''Yeah, [[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->WE COULD BE ''BURNING'' GERMANS RIGHT NOW!
-->-- '''Sergeant Reznov''', ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: World At War''

->It is not a game, Zevran. You either know right from wrong or you do not.
-->-- '''Wynne''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Ricken:''' Henry,
it's strange--I thought my job to kill Plegian soldiers... So I would start feeling weird about killing all these people, but really, I don't. That's because they're all pricks and have to believe they deserve to die!''"
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->"''This sounds like a job for Ambassador [[GrenadeTropes Pineapple]]. You'll be representing
die. But now you've reminded me on the floor. Now go out there and work your magic.''"
->(''tosses grenade in enemy machine gun nest, then runs back to cover'')
->('''''[[StuffBlowingUp HABLOOEY]]''''')
->"''Well, it sounds like we've reached a resolution!''"
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->"''That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. If you're wearing an enemy uniform, you're dead. If somebody's grandma is cold and puts on a camo blanket, she's ''dead''.''"
-->--'''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->"''It could be safe to say
that you would rather they aren't faceless blobs with axes. [[WhatMeasureIsAMook They have a psychopath at your side that to your back, since they're more likely to splatter your enemy's brains on the wall than your own. The Sociopath loves to fight, or at the very least feels the most alive while in battle. They kill without hesitation or remorse, friends, and only rarely do we see any kind of emotion other than a "Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a rock up your ass" sort of vibe. While dangerous and unpredictable at times, they often have a personal code of honor, and will not break it under any circumstances. Though we doubt shooting you over the last Pop Tart in the pantry falls within the confines of that code, so you'd best watch yourself.''"
-->'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] Creator/BioWare Heroic Sociopaths (Specifically [[Franchise/MassEffect Wrex]], [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Canderous Ordo]] and [[VideoGame/JadeEmpire Black Whirlwind]]) [[spoiler: and Gary Busey]]

->''"Roger's a dirty cop!"''\\
(''Looks at watch'')\\
''"He's been on the force for three hours!"''
-->'''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->''"Takin' what
families, and...]] h-how am I want,''' when '''I want! Plus, I'm a sociopath, so, you know, all this fits me like a slipper."''
->'''Roger''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->'''Speed''': I thought Avengers [[ThouShaltNotKill weren't supposed
going to kill?]]
->'''Wolverine''' ''(claws-deep in a Skrull)'': Relax, junior. They're Skrulls. [[GoodThingYouCanHeal They'll grow back.]] Eventually.
->'''Speed''': In that case...''(uses his super-speed to literally make the Skrull pop)''
->'''Wolverine''':
fight them if I know that? What if I hesitate?\\
'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Henry}}:'''
You're sick, kid. weird. I like it.
-->''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''
don't see the problem here at all.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''

->You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls I've whacked.
-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''' taunting the Super Skrull, ''Ultimate VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''

->Maybe we should be finding nonviolent solutions...''HAHAHAHA!''
-->-- '''The Boss''', ''VideoGame/SaintsRow 2''



''(BOOM!)''\\

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''(BOOM!)''\\(''BOOM!'')\\



'''Max:''' Nobody we know, at least.\\
-- ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad''

->'''Guerrero''': I'm gonna give you a choice, 'cause I believe in every human being's right to being tortured democratically. Peel your fingernails off with this, or shoot you in the kneecaps. I have a preference, but I'm gonna leave it up to you, it's your body.
-->-- ''HumanTarget Ilsa Pucci''

->''"WE COULD BE '''BURNING''' GERMANS RIGHT NOW!"''
-->'''Sergeant Reznov''', ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: World At War''

->'''Max:''' We save the world. Sometimes on purpose.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' (Actually, their main goal ''is'' saving the world. [[ComedicSociopathy The mindless violence is just for fun.]])

-> '''Black Mage:''' We can do this one of two ways. The easy way... Or the excruciatingly painful death way. I suggest the former, m'self. You're welcome to ''try'' the latter of course, but I assure you it's a wasted effort. You are up against a knife-wielding sociopath just ''looking'' for an excuse to hurt you, even if he has to make one up.
-->-- One of the "heroes" of ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater.''

-> '''Garland''': What kind of tactic do you tend to employ?\\

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'''Max:''' Nobody we know, at least.\\
--
least.
-->--
''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad''

->'''Guerrero''': I'm gonna give you a choice, 'cause I believe in every human being's right to being tortured democratically. Peel your fingernails off with this, or shoot you in the kneecaps. I have a preference, but I'm gonna leave it up to you, it's your body.
-->-- ''HumanTarget Ilsa Pucci''

->''"WE COULD BE '''BURNING''' GERMANS RIGHT NOW!"''
-->'''Sergeant Reznov''', ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: World At War''

->'''Max:''' We
->We save the world. Sometimes on purpose.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' (Actually, '''Max''', ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''[[note]]Actually, their main goal ''is'' saving the world. [[ComedicSociopathy The mindless violence is just for fun.]])

-> '''Black Mage:''' We
]][[/note]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->We
can do this one of two ways. The easy way... Or the excruciatingly painful death way. I suggest the former, m'self. You're welcome to ''try'' the latter of course, but I assure you it's a wasted effort. You are up against a knife-wielding sociopath just ''looking'' for an excuse to hurt you, even if he has to make one up.
-->-- One of the "heroes" of ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater.''

-> '''Garland''':
'''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Garland''':
What kind of tactic do you tend to employ?\\



-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''; redefining the meaning of {{Antihero}}.

->''I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath; do your research!''
-->'''Sherlock Holmes''', ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

-> That orphanage attacked ''me.'' It was ''self-defense.''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''; ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', redefining the meaning of {{Antihero}}.

->''I'm not a psychopath,
{{Antihero}}

->'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' Dupree. When I say the words ''"Alive and unharmed"'' -- do ''any'' neurons actually fire in that brain of yours?\\
'''Bangladesh:''' Um -- no sir!\\
'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' I thought not.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->'''Gilgamesh:''' Dupree-\\
'''Bangladesh:''' Hey, [[ElectricTorture
I'm a high-functioning sociopath; do working here]]! Do I come into your research!''
-->'''Sherlock Holmes''', ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

-> That
lab [[MadScientist and tell you how to torture rats]]?\\
'''Gilgamesh:''' Frequently.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->That
orphanage attacked ''me.'' It was ''self-defense.''



->'''Roy:''' I don't want you to kill anyone!\\
'''Belkar:''' You know, no matter how many times people tell me that, it never starts making sense.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: On the Origin of the [=PCs=]''

->'''Belkar:''' So, I did what I always do - murder people horribly - but because I killed the people everyone else wanted me to kill, I get presents instead of prison time?\\
'''Roy:''' Uh, well, it's a lot more complicated than that, but-\\
'''Belkar:''' HA HA HA HA HA HA! It's working! It's WORKING, SUCKERS!
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' demonstrating the extremely rare "[[CharacterDevelopment fake character development]]"

->I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly now, before they are out of range.
-->-- '''Vaarsuivius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''



'''Lance:''' No... '''No more'''! You need to [[UnwantedAssistance stop helping me]] '''now'''!\\

to:

'''Lance:''' No... '''No more'''! ''No more!'' You need to [[UnwantedAssistance stop helping me]] '''now'''!\\''now!''\\



'''Lance:''' ''Now the screams are on the '''inside'''.''

to:

'''Lance:''' ''Now the screams are on the '''inside'''.''INSIDE''.



->''"I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid."''
-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->''[[LampshadeHanging "You look more like a criminal than a policewoman to me..."]]''
-->-- '''Mahiro Yasaka''', ''LightNovel/HaiyoreNyarkoSan'' (speaking to the title character)

->''"You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls I've whacked."''
-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''' taunting the Super Skrull, ''Ultimate VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''

to:

->''"I'll kill ->'''Frank Hannibal:''' What are the parts of your job you like the most, Sergeant?\\
'''Schlock:''' My plasma cannons. Using them. Explosions. Close combat. Cutting
a man in wide swath through the enemy.\\
'''Frank Hannibal:''' You like the killing, then.\\
'''Schlock:''' Done right, yeah. Ending
a fair fight... or if horrible, evil person with superior firepower is very satisfying. It's so much simpler than how society usually tries to do it.\\
'''Frank Hannibal:''' How do you feel about the word "sociopath?"\\
'''Schlock:'''
I think he's gonna get mistaken for one all the time.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Schlock:''' Hey, we don't need an employer. We're here, the mob is down there, and we're already dressed for dancing.\\
'''Tagon:''' Sergeant, we're not going to go down there and
start shooting just for the fun of it. We're soldiers, not sociopaths.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''Not'' sociopaths. ''NOT''. hmmmm... I guess I ought to go set the guys straight on that one.\\
'''Kerchak:''' I like the way you bring out the best in your troops, Tagon.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Captain Tagon:''' Sergeant, put together
a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if team. We're going to sweep Southport.\\
'''Schlock:''' Are you sure you want ''me'', Captain? The news said
I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid."''
a reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' You are. But you're ''my'' reckless, dangerously violent sociopath.
-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->''[[LampshadeHanging "You look more like
''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-> '''Schlock:''' So...\\
'''Thurl:''' Eat it, kill it, make friends with it or take
a criminal than a policewoman to me..."]]''
bath in it. THOSE are the points on your moral compass.
-->-- '''Mahiro Yasaka''', ''LightNovel/HaiyoreNyarkoSan'' (speaking ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->This soul thing... can I get one by eating someone else's?
-->-- '''Schlock''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->It could be safe to say that you would rather have a psychopath at your side that to your back, since they're more likely to splatter your enemy's brains on the wall than your own. The Sociopath loves to fight, or at the very least feels the most alive while in battle. They kill without hesitation or remorse, and only rarely do we see any kind of emotion other than a "Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a rock up your ass" sort of vibe. While dangerous and unpredictable at times, they often have a personal code of honor, and will not break it under any circumstances. Though we doubt shooting you over the last Pop Tart in the pantry falls within the confines of that code, so you'd best watch yourself.
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] Creator/BioWare Heroic Sociopaths (Specifically [[Franchise/MassEffect Wrex]], [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Canderous Ordo]] and [[VideoGame/JadeEmpire Black Whirlwind]]) [[spoiler: and Gary Busey]]

->Yeah, it's strange - I thought I would start feeling weird about killing all these people, but really, I don't. That's because they're all pricks and deserve to die!
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->This sounds like a job for Ambassador [[GrenadeTropes Pineapple]]. You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out there and work your magic. (''[[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM]]'') Well, it sounds like we've reached a resolution!
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. If you're wearing an enemy uniform, you're dead. If somebody's grandma is cold and puts on a camo blanket, she's ''dead''.
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->A dozen dead cops and thousands of dollars in property damage mean nothing
to the title character)

->''"You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls
goddamn Batman.
-->-- '''Protoclown''' [[http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php reviews]] ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder''

->I love blood and violence!
I've whacked."''
got a boner for murder!
-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''' taunting '''Sarge''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Roger's a dirty cop! (''checks watch'') He's been on
the Super Skrull, ''Ultimate VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''force for three hours!
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->Takin' what I want, ''when'' I want! Plus, I'm a sociopath, so, you know, all this fits me like a slipper.
-->-- '''Roger''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

[[/folder]]


'''Lance:''' No... '''No more'''! You need to {{stop helping me}} '''now'''!\\

to:

'''Lance:''' No... '''No more'''! You need to {{stop [[UnwantedAssistance stop helping me}} me]] '''now'''!\\


-->'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] {{Bioware}} Heroic Sociopaths (Specifically [[Franchise/MassEffect Wrex]], [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Canderous Ordo]] and [[VideoGame/JadeEmpire Black Whirlwind]]) [[spoiler: and Gary Busey]]

to:

-->'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] {{Bioware}} Creator/BioWare Heroic Sociopaths (Specifically [[Franchise/MassEffect Wrex]], [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Canderous Ordo]] and [[VideoGame/JadeEmpire Black Whirlwind]]) [[spoiler: and Gary Busey]]


->'''Belkar:''' So, I did what I always do -- murder people horribly -- but because I killed the people everyone else wanted me to kill, I get presents instead of prison time?
->'''Roy:''' Uh, well, it's a lot more complicated than that, but --
->'''Belkar:''' HA HA HA HA HA HA! It's working! It's WORKING, SUCKERS!
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', demonstrating the [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy extremely rare]] "[[CharacterDevelopment fake character development]]"


-->-- '''Boss''', ''SaintsRow 2''

to:

-->-- '''Boss''', ''SaintsRow ''VideoGame/SaintsRow 2''



-- ''SamAndMax Hit the Road''

to:

-- ''SamAndMax Hit the Road''
''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad''



-->-- ''SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' (Actually, their main goal ''is'' saving the world. [[ComedicSociopathy The mindless violence is just for fun.]])

to:

-->-- ''SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' (Actually, their main goal ''is'' saving the world. [[ComedicSociopathy The mindless violence is just for fun.]])



-->-- ''SamAndFuzzy''

to:

-->-- ''SamAndFuzzy''
''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy''



->''"You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls I've whacked"''
-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''' taunting the Super Skrull, ''Ultimate MarvelVsCapcom3''

to:

->''"You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls I've whacked"''
whacked."''
-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''' taunting the Super Skrull, ''Ultimate MarvelVsCapcom3''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''


->''"What, are you '''dense?''' Are you '''retarded''' or something? Who the hell do you '''think''' I am? I'm the goddamn '''Batman.'''"''

to:

->''"What, are you '''dense?''' Are you '''retarded''' or something? Who the hell do you '''think''' I am? I'm the goddamn Goddamn '''Batman.'''"''

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->''"You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls I've whacked"''
-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''' taunting the Super Skrull, ''Ultimate MarvelVsCapcom3''


->"''This sounds like a job for ambassador [[GrenadeTropes pineapple]]! You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out their and work your magic''"
->(''tosses grenade'')

to:

->"''This sounds like a job for ambassador Ambassador [[GrenadeTropes pineapple]]! Pineapple]]. You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out their there and work your magic''"
magic.''"
->(''tosses grenade'')grenade in enemy machine gun nest, then runs back to cover'')


->"''This sounds like a job for ambassador [[GrenadeTropes pineapple]]!''"

to:

->"''This sounds like a job for ambassador [[GrenadeTropes pineapple]]!''"pineapple]]! You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out their and work your magic''"
->(''tosses grenade'')

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