History Quotes / HamAndCheese

->"Watch the good Doctor [[Film/{{Morbius}} Morb-o]] take on the [[Franchise/DoctorWho Eleventh Doctor]] Milo -- Creator/MattSmith acting with the freedom of someone who realizes they're in a trainwreck, so they might as well have some fun as it goes totally off the rails."

->''...But for now, let's check in with Malcolm [=McDowell=], who is Malcolm [=McDowelling=] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Jeremy Irons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}.

->"Watch the good Doctor [[Film/{{Morbius}} Morb-o]] take on the [[Franchise/DoctorWho Eleventh Doctor]] Milo -- Creator/MattSmith acting with the freedom of someone who realises they're in a trainwreck, so they might as well have some fun as it goes totally off the rails."
-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'''

->''[='=]Please, fire me. I'm begging you to fire me. I'll do a take like this and then you'll have to fire me. Wait, [[SpringtimeForHitler I'm still not fired?']]''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on President Koopa in ''Film/SuperMarioBros''

'''Rich:''' That's fine, but he was more cartoony in that [[DeathIsDramatic deathbed scene]] than he was in the [[{{Film/TheMuppets}} Muppet movie]].\\

-->--''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' on ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''

->''Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!''''' ''

->''To be fair to Bruce Payne, though, I don’t think there was much he could do with this role. I checked the script -- all of these lines, including the uber-creepy, "What’s the matter? Don’t you want to [[FoeYay be inside me]]?" line were all in the script. What’s an actor supposed to do with that? You can either play it straight and [[{{Narm}} sound like a tool]] or you can go the route that Creator/RaulJulia went in the ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie and give a performance that includes a large order of ham with a side of cheese. I’m not happy with Payne’s performance, but this guy had to go through this movie and ''Dungeons & Dragons'' in the same year. If he hadn’t been given the chance to go stupidly over the top with his performances, [[YourHeadASplode his head might have exploded]].''

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/the-scarlet-letter-1995-roland-joffe-2/ on]] ''Film/TheScarletLetter'' (1995)

->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Jeremy Irons in ''Dungeons & Dragons''?\\

->"That sardonic thing is mostly when the dialogue is puerile. You want to let the audience in on the fact that '[[AsideGlance Yes, I know this is shit']]."

-->--'''Roger Ebert''' on ''Dungeons & Dragons''

-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

-->--'''Jabootu''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/d&d.htm on]] ''Dungeons & Dragons''

-->--'''[[https://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=15&reviewer=416 Rob Gonsalves]]''' on ''Film/TheAvengers''

->After years of watching other actors ham it up as [[Film/JamesBond Bond villains,]] Creator/SeanConnery must have wanted to try it himself. As Sir August de Wynter, who wants to [[WeatherControlMachine control the weather]] all over the planet, he's a real glazed ham, all right. I mean, you stare at him in this movie and you think "My God, he doesn't even ''seem'' like Sean Connery." [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] had more dignity than this, for Christ's sake. Sean's lowlight comes early, when he's addressing a roomful of henchmen dressed in…you ready?… ''[[GoofySuit teddy-bear costumes]]''. Connery also wears one, though he takes the head off so we can see who he is. He should've left it on.''

->"Are you underperforming in every scene you're in? Is your inability to upstage your fellow actors angering you? Our resident medical expert prescribed Profion! Just a single dose of this wonderful, ''wonderful'' medical supplement, and you'll see yourself go from zero to ham in the span of ''one scene!'' Still not convinced? Just look what it does to a ''talented'' actor!"
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP1w4_aL0nw&ab_channel=Ikrani "New Acting SUpplement: Profion"]]

->'''Mike:''' Creator/PaulGiamatti, in his greatest role since the ''Series/JohnAdams'' miniseries!\\
'''Jay:''' Oh my God. Yeah, the minute he started talking, I was like "I'm done....Is he just being as awful as possible just to see if he can get away with it?"\\
'''Mike:''' He is.\\
[later]\\
'''Rich:''' What is his name, the guy who played, uh, [[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Norman?]]\\
'''Jay:''' That's Creator/ChrisCooper, he's a really great actor. (I guess that's [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra a running theme.]])\\
'''Mike:''' Chris Cooper is an ''UsefulNotes/AcademyAward''-winning actor.\\
'''Rich:''' That's fine, but he was more cartoony in that [[DeathIsDramatic deathbed scene]] than he was in the [[{{Film/TheMuppets}} Muppet movie]].\\
'''Mike:''' There's a lot of good actors in this movie, it's just--....just...just...shit.
-->--''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' on ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''

-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' on ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html El Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"