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->'''Stan:''' Look I'm not gonna-
->'''Mabel:''' DO IT!
->'''Stan:''' Argh!... ''(singing)'' I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.
->'''Mabel:''' DO IT!
->'''Stan:''' Argh!... ''(singing)'' I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.
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->'''Stan:''' Look I'm not gonna-
->'''Mabel:'''gonna-\\
'''Mabel:''' DOIT!
->'''Stan:'''IT!\\
'''Stan:''' Argh!... ''(singing)'' I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.
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'''Stan:''' Argh!... ''(singing)'' I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.
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->'''Robbie:''' Mr. Pines!
->'''Stan:''' That's MR. Pines to you!
->'''Robbie:''' Wait... what?
->'''Stan:''' That's MR. Pines to you!
->'''Robbie:''' Wait... what?
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->'''Robbie:''' Mr. Pines!
->'''Stan:'''Pines!\\
'''Stan:''' That's MR. Pines toyou!
->'''Robbie:'''you!\\
'''Robbie:''' Wait... what?
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'''Stan:''' That's MR. Pines to
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'''Robbie:''' Wait... what?
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->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I’ve seen, I know ''literally'' [[GenreSavvy everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.]]\\
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->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I’ve I've seen, I know ''literally'' [[GenreSavvy everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.]]\\
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'''Zombie Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] ''(narrows his eyes at the Mystery Twins)'' [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here...]]
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'''Zombie Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] ''(narrows his eyes at the Mystery Twins)'' [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ 'yay' faces over here...]]
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->''When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... [[{{Engrish}} anthyding can hadplen]]''\\
-- ''Romance Academy 7'' opening text
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->''When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... [[{{Engrish}} anthyding can hadplen]]''\\
--hadplen]]''
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->'''Soos:''' ''(to Dipper and Mabel)'' Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn’t care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I’ve been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike! I know who my family is now, and it’s you dudes! Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever!
->'''Soos:''' ''(to Dipper and Mabel)'' Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn’t care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I’ve been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike! I know who my family is now, and it’s you dudes! Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever!
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->'''Soos:''' ''(to Dipper and Mabel)'' Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude
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->'''Pacifica:''' You wanna know why this room was locked up? This is what I found in here. A painted record of every horrible thing that my family's ever done. Lying, cheating, and then there's me. I lied to you just because I'm too scared to talk back to my '''stupid''' parents! You were right about me. I ''am'' just another link in the world's worst chain.
->'''Dipper:''' Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. But just because you're your parents' daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them. It's not too late.
->'''Pacifica:''' You wanna know why this room was locked up? This is what I found in here. A painted record of every horrible thing that my family's ever done. Lying, cheating, and then there's me. I lied to you just because I'm too scared to talk back to my '''stupid''' parents! You were right about me. I ''am'' just another link in the world's worst chain.
->'''Dipper:''' Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. But just because you're your parents' daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them. It's not too late.
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->'''Pacifica:''' You wanna know why this room was locked up? This is what I found in here. A painted record of every horrible thing that my family's ever done. Lying, cheating, and then there's me. I lied to you just because I'm too scared to talk back to my '''stupid''' parents! You were right about me. I ''am'' just another link in the world's worst
->'''Dipper:'''
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. But just because you're your parents' daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them. It's not too late.
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->"When gravity falls, and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye..."\\
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->"When gravity falls, and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye..."\\
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->"YOU DARE CHALLENGE PROBABILI-TIZZLE?!"\\
-- '''Diggity Dungeons & All That'''
->"YOU DARE CHALLENGE PROBABILI-TIZZLE?!"\\
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->[[TakeThatAudience "Hey! At least I am not all keyed up to watch a kids' show!"]]
->[[SelfDeprecation "I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads"]]
-> [[TakeThatAudience "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations!"]]\\
-- '''Conversation between Ford, Stan, and Grenda'''
->[[SelfDeprecation "I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads"]]
-> [[TakeThatAudience "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations!"]]\\
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->[[TakeThatAudience "Hey! At least I am not all keyed up to watch a kids' show!"]]
->[[SelfDeprecationshow!"]]\\
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->heads"]]\\
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--situations!"]]
-->-- '''Conversation between Ford, Stan, and Grenda'''
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->'''Mabel:''' I just wish summer could last forever...
->'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. [[GrowingUpSucks That's part of growing up.]] Things change. Summer ends.
->'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. [[GrowingUpSucks That's part of growing up.]] Things change. Summer ends.
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->'''Mabel:''' I just wish summer could last forever...
->'''Dipper:'''forever...\\
'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. [[GrowingUpSucks That's part of growing up.]] Things change. Summer ends.
->'''Dipper:'''
'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. [[GrowingUpSucks That's part of growing up.]] Things change. Summer ends.
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->'''Dipper:''' Mabel, listen... I might not have all the answers. I'm not stylish, and I'm not cool, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext I can't make pugs appear out of thin air.]] But I know one thing well, and that's you. And I know that even though you might act like it, you don't want to be in this fantasy world. You're scared of growing up. And who could blame you? I'm scared too. Look, real life stinks sometimes, I'm not gonna lie. But there's a better way to get through it than denial, and that's with help from people who care about you. It's how we've gotten through our whole lives. Just look.
->''(Montage of [[FriendshipMoment the twins comforting each other]] plays)''
->'''Dipper:''' We've always been there for each other. Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice! Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a lab coat? How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, because we'll do it together! I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship! We're traveled to [[GoshDarnItToHeck heck]] and back to get you, and we're going back together! Leave this fantasy world. Let's beat Bill and grow up together!
->'''Mabel:''' You mean it? You're really coming home with me?
->'''Dipper:''' [[BrickJoke Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.]] [[CallBack Awkward sibling hug?]]
->'''Mabel:''' ''(smiles at Dipper while on the verge of tears)'' ...''Sincere'' sibling hug.
->''(Montage of [[FriendshipMoment the twins comforting each other]] plays)''
->'''Dipper:''' We've always been there for each other. Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice! Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a lab coat? How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, because we'll do it together! I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship! We're traveled to [[GoshDarnItToHeck heck]] and back to get you, and we're going back together! Leave this fantasy world. Let's beat Bill and grow up together!
->'''Mabel:''' You mean it? You're really coming home with me?
->'''Dipper:''' [[BrickJoke Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.]] [[CallBack Awkward sibling hug?]]
->'''Mabel:''' ''(smiles at Dipper while on the verge of tears)'' ...''Sincere'' sibling hug.
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->'''Dipper:''' Mabel, listen... I might not have all the answers. I'm not stylish, and I'm not cool, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext I can't make pugs appear out of thin air.]] But I know one thing well, and that's you. And I know that even though you might act like it, you don't want to be in this fantasy world. You're scared of growing up. And who could blame you? I'm scared too. Look, real life stinks sometimes, I'm not gonna lie. But there's a better way to get through it than denial, and that's with help from people who care about you. It's how we've gotten through our whole lives. Just look. \n->''(Montage \\
''(Montage of [[FriendshipMoment the twins comforting each other]]plays)''
->'''Dipper:'''plays)''\\
'''Dipper:''' We've always been there for each other. Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice! Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a lab coat? How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, because we'll do it together! I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship! We're traveled to [[GoshDarnItToHeck heck]] and back to get you, and we're going back together! Leave this fantasy world. Let's beat Bill and grow up together!
->'''Mabel:''' You mean it? You're really coming home withme?
->'''Dipper:'''me?\\
'''Dipper:''' [[BrickJoke Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.]] [[CallBack Awkward siblinghug?]]
->'''Mabel:'''hug?]]\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(smiles at Dipper while on the verge of tears)'' ...''Sincere'' sibling hug.
''(Montage of [[FriendshipMoment the twins comforting each other]]
->'''Dipper:'''
'''Dipper:''' We've always been there for each other. Mabel, I thought you were living a fantasy, but look at me! I actually thought I was gonna stay here and be Ford's apprentice! Spend my entire teens cooped up in a basement with a lab coat? How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don't have to fear, because we'll do it together! I'm not taking Ford's apprenticeship! We're traveled to [[GoshDarnItToHeck heck]] and back to get you, and we're going back together! Leave this fantasy world. Let's beat Bill and grow up together!
->'''Mabel:''' You mean it? You're really coming home with
->'''Dipper:'''
'''Dipper:''' [[BrickJoke Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.]] [[CallBack Awkward sibling
->'''Mabel:'''
'''Mabel:''' ''(smiles at Dipper while on the verge of tears)'' ...''Sincere'' sibling hug.
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->'''Dipper:''' If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there, [[TitleDrop somewhere in the woods]]... waiting.
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->'''Dipper:''' If you’ve you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s It's not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s it's a myth. But if you’re you're curious, don’t don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s It's out there, [[TitleDrop somewhere in the woods]]... waiting.
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->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?
->'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children, all of whom are loudly crying and hugging each other)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?
->'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children, all of whom are loudly crying and hugging each other)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
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->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!
->'''Dipper:'''Hahaha!\\
'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hatesBear-O.
->'''Mabel:'''Bear-O.\\
'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hateBear-O?
->'''Dipper:'''Bear-O?\\
'''Dipper:''' I can think of a fewpeople.
->'''(Cutpeople.\\
'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children, all of whom are loudly crying and hugging eachother)'''
->'''Mabel:'''other)'''\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievablebear!
->'''Unnamedbear!\\
'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island ->[[spoiler:'''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
->'''Dipper:'''
'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates
->'''Mabel:'''
'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate
->'''Dipper:'''
'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few
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->'''Mabel:'''
'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable
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'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
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->'''Probabilitor:''' I'm turning into pure math! [[IncrediblyLamePun WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!??]]
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->'''Probabilitor:''' I'm turning into pure math! [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!??]]
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->''When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... [[{{Engrish}} anthyding can hadplen]]''\\
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->'''Dipper:''' You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time, but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey!\\
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->'''Dipper:''' You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey!\\malarkey!]]\\
->'''Mabel:''' ''([[BigSisterInstinct concerned]])'' What's wrong?\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(glumly)'' I don't want to talk about it.\\
'''Stan:''' ''([[NoSympathy dismissively]])'' Good.\\
'''Dipper:''' It's just these half-man half-bull humanoids were hanging out with me...\\
'''Stan:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' Here we go.\\
'''Dipper:''' But then they wanted me to do this really tough, horrible thing but it just wasn't right. So I said no.\\
'''Stan:''' ''(thoughtfully)'' [[AnAesop You were your own man and you stood up for yourself.]]\\
''''Dipper:''' ''(surprised)'' Huh?\\
'''Stan:''' [[WhatYouAreInTheDark Well, you did what was right even when no one agreed with ya.]] [[AnAesop Sounds pretty manly to me,]] but what do I know?\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(smiles to himself)''
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'''Mabel:''' I'll take that as a compliment!
->'''Wendy:''' ''(In Dipper's ImagineSpot)'' Oh, Robbie! You're a stupid, arrogant fraud! But kiss me anyway because you can play guitar!
->'''Wendy:''' ''(In Dipper's ImagineSpot)'' Oh, Robbie! You're a stupid, arrogant fraud! But kiss me anyway because you can play guitar!
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'''Mabel:''' [[InsultBackfire I'll take that as a compliment!
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'''Grenda:''' I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!
->'''Candy:''' Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica. But we have each other. And that is pretty good, I think.
->'''Candy:''' Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica. But we have each other. And that is pretty good, I think.
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'''Grenda:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I wanna put her in a headlock headlock]] and make her feel pain!
->'''Dipper:''' ''(as his clones start to perform an AntiMutiny on him)'' Guys, c'mon! We said we ''weren't'' gonna turn on each other!\\
'''Tyrone:''' ''(narrows his eyes)'' [[LampshadeHanging I think we all knew we were lying.]]
->'''Candy:''' Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica. [[ThePowerOfFriendship But we have eachother.other]]. And that is pretty good, I think.
->'''Dipper:''' ''(as his clones start to perform an AntiMutiny on him)'' Guys, c'mon! We said we ''weren't'' gonna turn on each other!\\
'''Tyrone:''' ''(narrows his eyes)'' [[LampshadeHanging I think we all knew we were lying.]]
->'''Candy:''' Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica. [[ThePowerOfFriendship But we have each
->'''Stan:''' Just remember: If you come back to the Shack talking like these people, you're dead to me.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(in pioneerish voice)'' There's a carpet-bagger in the turnip cellar!\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(in pioneerish voice)'' Well, hornswoggle my haversack!\\
''(both spit on the ground, then run off laughing)''\\
'''Stan:''' ''[[LargeHam DEAD TO ME!!!]]''
->'''Dipper:''' Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map! ''({{Beat}}, gives an awkward side-look at the candle he's holding)'' ...[[TooDumbToLive And I was gonna]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic burn it]].''
->'''Dipper:''' We have to figure this one out quick. I have a feeling those cops weren't at the library to check out books.\\
'''Mabel:''' [[BrutalHonesty I don't think the one with the bell can read.]]
->'''Pioneer Day Lady:''' I'm sorry but we're all out of pink balloons.\\
'''Deputy Durland:''' ''(in the most dejected voice possible)'' Why did we even ''come?''
'''Dipper:''' ''(in pioneerish voice)'' There's a carpet-bagger in the turnip cellar!\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(in pioneerish voice)'' Well, hornswoggle my haversack!\\
''(both spit on the ground, then run off laughing)''\\
'''Stan:''' ''[[LargeHam DEAD TO ME!!!]]''
->'''Dipper:''' Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map! ''({{Beat}}, gives an awkward side-look at the candle he's holding)'' ...[[TooDumbToLive And I was gonna]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic burn it]].''
->'''Dipper:''' We have to figure this one out quick. I have a feeling those cops weren't at the library to check out books.\\
'''Mabel:''' [[BrutalHonesty I don't think the one with the bell can read.]]
->'''Pioneer Day Lady:''' I'm sorry but we're all out of pink balloons.\\
'''Deputy Durland:''' ''(in the most dejected voice possible)'' Why did we even ''come?''
->'''Trembley:''' ''Wood!'' My age old enemy...
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->'''Pacifica:''' What? Who is that ''idiot?''\\
''([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cut to Trembley in a boxer's stance chasing an angry bald eagle]])''\\
'''Trembley:''' Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!
->'''Dipper:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Man, [[SpoofAesop revenge isunderrated]] -- that underrated]]. That felt ''awesome!''''awesome!''
->'''Trembley:''' Children, [[ButNowIMustGo I am needed elsewhere!]] But I will always be right here... ''(motions as if [[AlwaysWithYou he's going to point to Dipper's heart]] [[BaitAndSwitch only to instead hand Dipper a dollar bill]])'' On the negative twelve dollar bill!\\
'''Dipper:''' [[invoked]] ''(looks at the dollar bill in amazement)'' Whoa! [[MemeticMutation This is]] ''[[MemeticMutation worthless]]!''\\
'''Trembley:''' [[invoked]] ''(proudly)'' [[MemeticMutation It's]] ''[[MemeticMutation less]]'' [[MemeticMutation than worthless, my dear boy!]] '''TREMBLEY, AWAY!!''' ''(jumps back onto a horse and rides out of town into the sunset)''
''([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cut to Trembley in a boxer's stance chasing an angry bald eagle]])''\\
'''Trembley:''' Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!
->'''Dipper:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Man, [[SpoofAesop revenge is
->'''Trembley:''' Children, [[ButNowIMustGo I am needed elsewhere!]] But I will always be right here... ''(motions as if [[AlwaysWithYou he's going to point to Dipper's heart]] [[BaitAndSwitch only to instead hand Dipper a dollar bill]])'' On the negative twelve dollar bill!\\
'''Dipper:''' [[invoked]] ''(looks at the dollar bill in amazement)'' Whoa! [[MemeticMutation This is]] ''[[MemeticMutation worthless]]!''\\
'''Trembley:''' [[invoked]] ''(proudly)'' [[MemeticMutation It's]] ''[[MemeticMutation less]]'' [[MemeticMutation than worthless, my dear boy!]] '''TREMBLEY, AWAY!!''' ''(jumps back onto a horse and rides out of town into the sunset)''
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->'''Mabel:''' (while scanning the mall) Alright, Soos. Are you ready to explode the charm bomb on these poor, unsuspecting ladies?\\
'''Soos: ''(nervously sweating)'' Uh... But, what if I embarrass myself again?\\
'''Mabel:''' Eh. [[BrutalHonesty You can't be any worse at this than Dipper!]]\\
'''Dipper:''' Yeah! ...Wait, ''what?''
'''Soos: ''(nervously sweating)'' Uh... But, what if I embarrass myself again?\\
'''Mabel:''' Eh. [[BrutalHonesty You can't be any worse at this than Dipper!]]\\
'''Dipper:''' Yeah! ...Wait, ''what?''
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'''Soos:''' Everyone in this town is a tad strange. Except, ironically, Tad Strange.\\
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->'''Stanford:''' Stan, you didn't tell me there were ''children'' here! ''(looks at Soos)''' ...As well as some kind of large, hairless gopher?\\
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->'''Stanford:''' Stan, you didn't tell me there were ''children'' here! ''(looks at Soos)''' ...Soos)'' ...As well as some kind of large, hairless gopher?\\
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'''Stan:''' ''([[FauxHorrific horrified]])'' No, Jimmy, wait! Not today! ''(gets egged) Not todaaaay!''
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'''Stan:''' ''([[FauxHorrific ''([[OhCrap horrified]])'' No, Jimmy, wait! Not today! ''(gets egged) Not todaaaay!''
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''(Dipper and Mabel both firmly nod [[SeriousBusiness with absurdly serious expressions on their faces]])''expressions]])''
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-> '''Mabel:''' Thanks, Grunkle Ford! But I'm okay! [[SpoofAesop Today I learned morality is relative!]]
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'''Dipper:''' A girl gave me her email... and it ''wasn't'' out of pity! Woohoo!
->'''Stan:''' ''([[PrayerIsALastResort praying]])'' Please, [[HollywoodAtheist I don't know if you're really up there or not]], but if you are... please save me, [[BaitAndSwitch Paul Bunyan]]!
'''Grenda:''' (offscreen) Mr. Pines!
->'''Stan:''' ''([[PrayerIsALastResort praying]])'' Please, [[HollywoodAtheist I don't know if you're really up there or not]], but if you are... please save me, [[BaitAndSwitch Paul Bunyan]]!
'''Grenda:''' (offscreen) Mr. Pines!
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->'''Stan:''' ''([[PrayerIsALastResort praying]])'' Please, [[HollywoodAtheist I don't know if you're really up there or not]], but if you are... please save me, [[BaitAndSwitch Paul
'''Grenda:''' (offscreen) Mr.
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->'''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan! Karaoke isn't about sounding good! It's about sounding terrible ''together!''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(while talking in the tone of a mother admonishing a young child)'' Dipper! What is the ''one thing'' [[BrickJoke I asked you not to do tonight?]]\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(ashamed)'' Raise the dead...\\
'''Mabel:''' And ''what'' did you do?!\\
'''Dipper:''' Raised the dead...
->'''Mabel:''' ''(while talking in the tone of a mother admonishing a young child)'' Dipper! What is the ''one thing'' [[BrickJoke I asked you not to do tonight?]]\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(ashamed)'' Raise the dead...\\
'''Mabel:''' And ''what'' did you do?!\\
'''Dipper:''' Raised the dead...
->'''Zombie Soos:''' Give it up, dudes! Your fighting only makes us look more rad!
->'''Zombie Soos:''' Oh, hey, dudes! By the way, I taught the zombies how to get into the fusebox! [[SelfDeprecation Among these dudes, I'm like a genius, ha ha!]]
->'''Zombie Soos:''' Oh, hey, dudes! By the way, I taught the zombies how to get into the fusebox! [[SelfDeprecation Among these dudes, I'm like a genius, ha ha!]]
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->'''Mabel:''' Not as creepy as [[TheInternetIsForPorn Dipper's internet history!]] ''Hey-ooo!''
->'''Soos:''' Heh heh! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!]]
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. ''(points at his face in a screaming pose)''
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself'', dude. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Heh heh! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!]]
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. ''(points at his face in a screaming pose)''
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself'', dude. ''That'' was awkward.
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'''Mabel:''' [[DemographicallyInappropriateHumour Not as creepy
->'''Mabel:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's hard to be scared with caterpillars on your face.]]
->'''Soos:''' Heh heh! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Good luck sleeping
->'''Soos:''' I'm all adventure-d out. My face is tired from doing
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself'', dude. ''That'' was awkward. ''(gives Dipper a warm smile)'' You can handle a little awkwardness.
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->'''ImagineSpot Pacifica:''' Ugh, the section for old lady clothes is over there.\\
'''Mabel:''' Oh, yeah? Well, the section for people who lost at mini-golf is '''''OVER THERE!''''' (points to exit)\\
'''Mabel:''' Oh, yeah? Well, the section for people who lost at mini-golf is '''''OVER THERE!''''' (points to exit)\\
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->'''ImagineSpot Pacifica:''' Ugh, Uh, the section for old lady clothes is over there.\\
'''Mabel:''' Oh, yeah? Well, the section for people who lost at mini-golf is'''''OVER THERE!''''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting OVER THERE!]]''''' (points to exit)\\
'''Mabel:''' Oh, yeah? Well, the section for people who lost at mini-golf is
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->'''Mabel:''' I dunno, Dipper. Isn't this kinda cheating?\\
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at ''life''.
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at ''life''.
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->'''Mabel:''' I dunno, Dipper. Isn't this kinda kinda... cheating?\\
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica'srich, ''rich,'' Mabel. She's cheating at ''life''.
'''Dipper:''' Pacifica's
->'''Clerk:''' ''(happily)'' Hey, Mr. Pines! Should we play "toss me a dozen eggs" [[AsYouKnow like we always do?]]\\
'''Stan:''' ''([[FauxHorrific horrified]])'' No, Jimmy, wait! Not today! ''(gets egged) Not todaaaay!''
->'''Stan:''' [[IgnoredAesop Well, I learned nothing!]]
'''Stan:''' ''([[FauxHorrific horrified]])'' No, Jimmy, wait! Not today! ''(gets egged) Not todaaaay!''
->'''Stan:''' [[IgnoredAesop Well, I learned nothing!]]
->'''Mabel:''' Ooh, old people movies! Get ready for references we don't understand, and words we can't repeat!
->'''Stan:''' You see, Mabel, those "monsters" are just tiny clay figures moved around one frame at a time by an antisocial shut-in.\\
'''Soos:''' [[CreatorCareerSelfDeprecation Those people are called "animators"!]]
->'''Stan:''' You see, Mabel, those "monsters" are just tiny clay figures moved around one frame at a time by an antisocial shut-in.\\
'''Soos:''' [[CreatorCareerSelfDeprecation Those people are called "animators"!]]
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-> '''[=McGucket=]:''' Hit me with your best shot Baldy, but my mind's been gone for thirty-odd years! [[PreAsskickingOneLiner You can't break]] [[BadassBoast what's already broken!]]
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->'''Teenager:''' It's Heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything!
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->'''Stan:''' Soos! Lock down the shack and hide my shirts before anyone tie-dyes them! ''(aiming at the hot air balloons with a crossbow)'' They're slow. We can probably take a few down!
->'''Mabel:''' ''(to Robbie)'' [[BrutalHonesty I used to think you were a creepy jerk]], [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech like the human version of rat poison]].\\
'''Robbie:''' ''([[ComicallyMissingThePoint casually gestures for her to continue]])'' Uh huh... go on...
->'''Mabel:''' ...Also, you are ''not'' pulling off that V-neck.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(sighs)'' I know.\\
'''Mabel: [[SuddenlyShouting BURN IT!]]'''\\
->'''Teenager:''' [[TakeThatAudience It's Heaven's punishment for our terrible taste ineverything!everything!]]
->'''Stan:''' What's everybody crying about? [[WhenIWasYourAge In my day, zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops!]]
->'''Mabel:''' ''(to Robbie)'' [[BrutalHonesty I used to think you were a creepy jerk]], [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech like the human version of rat poison]].\\
'''Robbie:''' ''([[ComicallyMissingThePoint casually gestures for her to continue]])'' Uh huh... go on...
->'''Mabel:''' ...Also, you are ''not'' pulling off that V-neck.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(sighs)'' I know.\\
'''Mabel: [[SuddenlyShouting BURN IT!]]'''\\
->'''Teenager:''' [[TakeThatAudience It's Heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in
->'''Stan:''' What's everybody crying about? [[WhenIWasYourAge In my day, zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops!]]
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->'''Lumberjack Ghost:''' Yes! Yes, it's happening! My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like [[BuffySpeak more of a birch or... something.]]
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->'''Lumberjack Ghost:''' Yes! Yes, it's happening! My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like [[BuffySpeak like more of a birch or... something.]]
->'''Stan:''' What did I do that warrants ''this'' much arresting?!
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-> "When gravity falls, and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye..."\\
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'''Soos:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yeah, I get that a lot!
->'''Soos:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I'm hoping all this aligns exactly with my fanfic, Stan.]] If not, I will be ''very'' disappointed.
->"When gravity falls, and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye..."\\
->'''Stanford:''' [[GoMadFromTheIsolation Who is it?!]] ''(immediately points a crossbow at Stanley)'' Have you come to STEAL MY EYES?!?!\\
'''Stanley:''' ''(glares at him in visible confusion)'' [[SarcasmMode ...Well, I can always count]] on ''you'' for a warm welcome.
'''Stanley:''' ''(glares at him in visible confusion)'' [[SarcasmMode ...Well, I can always count]] on ''you'' for a warm welcome.
->'''Dipper:''' ''(shudders after telling Ford about "Diggity Dungeons & All That")'' [[TakeThat Must've been dark times]], those [[TheNineties 90s]].\\
'''Ford:''' ''Yeesh.'' Sounds like a good time to be trapped between dimensions.
'''Ford:''' ''Yeesh.'' Sounds like a good time to be trapped between dimensions.
[[folder: The Stanchurian Candidate]]
'''Soos:''' Everyone in this town is a tad strange. Except, ironically, Tad Strange.\\
'''Tad Strange:''' Hi, guys. Tad's the name, and being normal's my game!\\
'''Mabel:''' Loving ''you,'' Tad!\\
'''Tad Strange:''' ''(holds up a slice of bread)'' And I love bread!
->'''Stan:''' Kids...if I die... Make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.\\
''(Dipper and Mabel both firmly nod [[SeriousBusiness with absurdly serious expressions on their faces]])''
[[/folder]]
'''Soos:''' Everyone in this town is a tad strange. Except, ironically, Tad Strange.\\
'''Tad Strange:''' Hi, guys. Tad's the name, and being normal's my game!\\
'''Mabel:''' Loving ''you,'' Tad!\\
'''Tad Strange:''' ''(holds up a slice of bread)'' And I love bread!
->'''Stan:''' Kids...if I die... Make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.\\
''(Dipper and Mabel both firmly nod [[SeriousBusiness with absurdly serious expressions on their faces]])''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Roadside Attraction]]
'''Dipper:''' A girl gave me her email... and it ''wasn't'' out of pity! Woohoo!
->'''Stan:''' ''([[PrayerIsALastResort praying]])'' Please, [[HollywoodAtheist I don't know if you're really up there or not]], but if you are... please save me, [[BaitAndSwitch Paul Bunyan]]!
'''Grenda:''' (offscreen) Mr. Pines!
'''Stan:''' Whoa, did that really work?!
[[/folder]]
'''Dipper:''' A girl gave me her email... and it ''wasn't'' out of pity! Woohoo!
->'''Stan:''' ''([[PrayerIsALastResort praying]])'' Please, [[HollywoodAtheist I don't know if you're really up there or not]], but if you are... please save me, [[BaitAndSwitch Paul Bunyan]]!
'''Grenda:''' (offscreen) Mr. Pines!
'''Stan:''' Whoa, did that really work?!
[[/folder]]
->'''Stuffed Animal Tree:''' Bo-ba-do-do, I'm a stuffed animal tree!\\
'''Stuffed Animals:''' And we're the stuffed animals, tee-hee-hee!
'''Stuffed Animals:''' And we're the stuffed animals, tee-hee-hee!
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->''Montage of the twins comforting each other plays''
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->'''Stan:''' I was hammering signs out back when the sky started vomiting nightmares. I listen to a lot of AM radio, so I knew what this meant. The end of the world...
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->'''Larry King's Disembodied Wax Head:''' They made the house into a robot... ''Fascinating!''
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->'''Larry King's Disembodied Wax Head:''' They made the house into a robot... ''Fascinating!''
robot! ...''Fascinating.''
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->'''Tad Strange:''' ''([[DissonantSerenity cheerily]])''' This experience will forever scar Tad Strange!
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->'''Tad Strange:''' ''([[DissonantSerenity cheerily]])''' cheerily]])'' This experience will forever scar Tad Strange!
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->'''Stan:''' Wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes: My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! ''({{Beat}})'' Her aim is getting better! ''(another {{Beat}})'' You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
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->'''Stan:''' Wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes: My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! ''({{Beat}})'' Her aim is getting better! ''(another {{Beat}})'' [[DontExplainTheJoke You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.terrible!]]
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->'''Stan:''' This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. *beat* Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!
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->'''Stan:''' This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. *beat* ''({{Beat}})'' [[BaitAndSwitchComment Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge uncle!]] ''Avenge me, kids! [[SuddenlyShouting AVENGE ME!
ME!!!]]''
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->'''Sherlock Holmes:''' Have you seen my magnifying glass?! It's ''enormous!''
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'''Doctor:''' I can verify that that will indeed happen.
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'''Doctor:''' I can verify that that will indeed happen.happen!
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->'''Rap Music:''' Homework's whack and so are rules! Tucking in your shirt's for fools!
->'''Wendy:''' Well, I'm probably scarred for life.\\
->'''Wendy:''' Well, I'm probably scarred for life.\\
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->'''Rap Music:''' [[PissTakeRap Homework's whack and so are rules! Tucking in your shirt's for fools!
fools!]]\\
'''Pa Duskerton:''' ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''
->'''Wendy:''' Well, I'm probably scarred forlife.\\life!\\
'''Pa Duskerton:''' ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''
->'''Wendy:''' Well, I'm probably scarred for
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->'''Chutzpar:''' Hmmm, I smell... ''(sniffs)'' emotional issues.
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->'''Chutzpar:''' Hmmm, I smell... ''(sniffs)'' ''(sniffs before his hair dramatically blows in the wind) emotional issues.
issues!''
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->'''Dipper:''' Man, revenge is underrated - that felt ''awesome''!
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->'''Dipper:''' Man, [[SpoofAesop revenge is underrated - underrated]] -- that felt ''awesome''!''awesome!''
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'''Soos:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' I ate a man alive tonight.
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'''Soos:''' ''(nonchalantly)'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I ate a man alive tonight.tonight]].\\
''(Everyone turns and stares at him)''
''(Everyone turns and stares at him)''
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'''Stan:''' I don't know ''de meaning'' of that word!
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'''Stan:''' What? I don't know ''de meaning'' of that word!
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->'''Stan:''' Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?
->'''Stan:''' See, I lied to you. In addition, I've been parking in handicapped spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines. Also, you're fat.
->'''Stan:''' See, I lied to you. In addition, I've been parking in handicapped spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines. Also, you're fat.
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->'''Stan:''' [[BlackComedyBurst Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?
death?]]
->'''Stan:''' See, I lied to you. In addition, I've been parking in handicapped spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines.Also, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also]], [[YouAreFat you're fat.fat]].
->'''Stan:''' See, I lied to you. In addition, I've been parking in handicapped spaces, shoplifting fireworks, and smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines.
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->'''Mermando:''' There are some who call me ''(strums guitar)'' ''Mermando.'' This is because Mermando is my name.
->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail!
->'''Mermando:''' Thank you for saving me, but... why did you not just roll me into the lake?
->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail!
->'''Mermando:''' Thank you for saving me, but... why did you not just roll me into the lake?
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->'''Mermando:''' There are some who call me ''(strums guitar)'' ''Mermando.'' ''Mermando!'' ...This is because Mermando is my name.
->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando reverse mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail!
->'''Mermando:''' Thank you for saving me, but... [[StatingTheSimpleSolution why did you not just roll me into thelake?lake?]]
->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando reverse mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail!
->'''Mermando:''' Thank you for saving me, but... [[StatingTheSimpleSolution why did you not just roll me into the
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->'''Mabel-as-Dipper:''' ''(singing)'' Breaking stuff is so much fun! I am Dipper and I stink!
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'''Mabel-in-Dipper's-body:''' ''(shudders)'' And why are you so sweaty... and ''awkward?''
->'''Mabel-in-Dipper's-body:''' ''(singing)'' Breaking stuff is so much fun! I am Dipper and I stink!
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'''Mabel-as-Dipper:''' ''(with a ThousandYardStare) Goodbye, childhood...''
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->'''Bill Cipher:''' ''([[MoodWhiplash right after going into a bout of]] {{Evil Laugh}}ter [[UnwittingPawn over successfully manipulating Mabel]])'' [[DontExplainTheJoke It's funny how dumb you are!]]
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'''Soos:''' Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on you''(Dipper glares at him)''... calyptus trees! Heh! The kid loves eucalyptus trees! Saved it.
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'''Soos:''' Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on you''(Dipper you... ''(Dipper glares at him)''... him)'' ...calyptus trees! Heh! The kid loves eucalyptus trees! Saved it.
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[[folder: Scaryoke]]
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'''Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.]]
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->'''Mabel:''' Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history!
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. *points at his face in a screaming pose*
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself''. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. *points at his face in a screaming pose*
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself''. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
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->'''Mabel:''' Not as creepy as [[TheInternetIsForPorn Dipper's internet history!
history!]] ''Hey-ooo!''
->'''Soos:''' Heh heh! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!]]
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day.*points ''(points at his face in a screaming pose*
pose)''
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled''myself''. ''myself'', dude. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Heh heh! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!]]
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day.
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
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'''Translation:''' I dont know, dang it, goodbye!
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'''Translation:''' I dont don't know, dang it, goodbye!
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->'''Bipper:''' Human soda! I'm gonna drink it like a person! ''Pours soda can into his eyeballs.''
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->'''Bipper:''' Human soda! I'm gonna drink it like a person! ''Pours ''(pours soda can into his eyeballs.''
eyeballs)''
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'''Mabel:''' ...''[[JerkassRealization Dipper would.]]''
->'''Stan:''' Whoa! Children fighting! (hoists camcorder) I can ''sell'' this!
->'''Stan:''' Whoa! Children fighting! (hoists camcorder) I can ''sell'' this!
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'''Mabel:''' ...''[[JerkassRealization Dipper would.]]''
Dipper]]'' would.
->'''Stan:''' Whoa! Children fighting!(hoists camcorder) ''(hoists camcorder)'' I can ''sell'' this!
->'''Stan:''' Whoa! Children fighting!
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->''When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen''\\
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->''When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... [[{{Engrish}} anthyding can hadplen''\\hadplen]]''\\
->'''Lady Shopper:''' ''(gets knocked to the ground by Soos on accident)'' Oh! My purse!\\
'''Soos:''' ''(horrified)'' Oh no! ''(mimes clicking his computer screen)'' Undo! ''Undo!''\\
'''Lady Shopper:''' [[invoked]] ''(gives Soos a DeathGlare [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment before talking in]] [[MoodWhiplash an unexpectedly serious tone of voice]])'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can't undo]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech who YOU ARE!]]''
'''Soos:''' ''(horrified)'' Oh no! ''(mimes clicking his computer screen)'' Undo! ''Undo!''\\
'''Lady Shopper:''' [[invoked]] ''(gives Soos a DeathGlare [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment before talking in]] [[MoodWhiplash an unexpectedly serious tone of voice]])'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You can't undo]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech who YOU ARE!]]''
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->'''Mabel:''' This isn't right! The pig goes oink! ''The pig goes oink!!''\\
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->'''Mabel:''' This isn't right! The pig goes oink! ''The pig goes oink!!''\\oink!''\\
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->'''Lumberjack Ghost:''' Yes! Yes, it's happening! My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or... something.
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->'''Lumberjack Ghost:''' Yes! Yes, it's happening! My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like [[BuffySpeak more of a birch or... something.]]
->'''Dipper:''' Wh-what? Wh-who's that?\\
'''Stan:''' The Author of the Journals... ''[[WhamLine my brother.]]''\\
''(Dipper, Mabel, and Soos all look on in shock)''\\
'''Mabel:''' [[GenreSavvy Is this the part]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall where one of us faints?]]\\
'''Soos:''' Heh, I am ''so'' on it, dude! ''(promptly passes out)''
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->'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. That's part of growing up. Things change. Summer ends.
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->'''Dipper:''' But it can't, Mabel. [[GrowingUpSucks That's part of growing up. up.]] Things change. Summer ends.
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->'''Bill Cipher:''' Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, to '' '''WEIRDMAGEDDON!'''''
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->'''Bill Cipher:''' [[RealityIsOutToLunch Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! supreme!]] Welcome, one and all, to '' '''WEIRDMAGEDDON!'''''
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-> ''Montage of the twins comforting each other plays''
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->'''Larry King's Disembodied Wax Head:''' They made the house into a robot... ''Fascinating''.
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->'''Larry King's Disembodied Wax Head:''' They made the house into a robot... ''Fascinating''.
''Fascinating!''
->'''Tad Strange:''' ''([[DissonantSerenity cheerily]])''' This experience will forever scar Tad Strange!
->'''Tad Strange:''' ''([[DissonantSerenity cheerily]])''' This experience will forever scar Tad Strange!
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'''Bill Cipher:''' I just regenerated that eye!\\
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'''Bill Cipher:''' I just ''just'' regenerated that eye!\\
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->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!!'''''
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->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!!'''''
''CORPSES!'''''
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->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' '''[[VillainousBreakdown STANLEEEEEEEY]]!!!'''
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' '''[[VillainousBreakdown STANLEEEEEEEY]]!!!'''
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->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me me, you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym!L-T-O-L-O-X-A!
->'''Bill Cipher:'''L-T-O-L-O-X-A! '''[[VillainousBreakdown STANLEEEEEEEY]]!!!'''
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym!
->'''Bill Cipher:'''
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[[folder: Weirdmageddon, Parts 3: Take Back The Falls and 4: Somewhere in the Woods]]
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[[folder: Weirdmageddon, Parts Part 3: Take Back The Falls and 4: Somewhere in the Woods]]Falls]]
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'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of spray paint]])'' Ow! Not again! Why?! Every ''time!''\\
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'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher Cipher]] [[EyeScream in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of blue spray paint]])'' Ow! [[RunningGag Not again! Why?! again!]] [[LampshadeHanging Why?!]] Every ''time!''\\
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->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!!!'''''
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->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!!!'''''
''CORPSES!!'''''
->'''Bill Cipher: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS, I'M GONNA ''DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!!'''''
->'''Bill Cipher: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS, I'M GONNA ''DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!!'''''
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->'''Mabel:''' This isn't right! The pig goes oink! ''The pig goes oink!''\\
'''[[UpliftedAnimal Waddles]]:''' Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness of ignorance.
->'''Stan''': Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... Forget that last part.
->'''Stan''': You shoulda bought something while you had the chance...
'''[[UpliftedAnimal Waddles]]:''' Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness of ignorance.
->'''Stan''': Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... Forget that last part.
->'''Stan''': You shoulda bought something while you had the chance...
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->'''Mabel:''' This isn't right! The pig goes oink! ''The pig goes oink!''\\
oink!!''\\
'''[[UpliftedAnimal Waddles]]:''' Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness ofignorance.
->'''Stan''':ignorance!
->'''Stan:''' Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... Forget that last part.
->'''Stan''': ->'''Stan:''' You shoulda bought something while you had the chance...
'''[[UpliftedAnimal Waddles]]:''' Now the pig goes wherever he can shine the light of knowledge into the darkness of
->'''Stan''':
->'''Stan:''' Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... Forget that last part.
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->'''Preston Northwest:''' [[SayingSoundEfectsOutLoud Dingley dingley!]] Is this bell broken?!\\
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIX IT!!]]''
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIX IT!!]]''
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->'''Preston Northwest:''' [[SayingSoundEfectsOutLoud [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Dingley dingley!]] Is this bell broken?!\\
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIXIT!!]]''
IT!]]''
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIX
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'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of spray paint]])'' Ow! Not again! Why?! Every ''time!''\\
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'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of spray paint]])'' paint]])'' Ow! Not again! Why?! Every ''time!''\\
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'''Stan:''' That says "BEWARB."
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->'''Mabel:''' Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything. ''(thinking)'' Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!
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->'''Mabel:''' Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything. ''(thinking)'' ''(thinking) Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!vampire!''
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->'''Stan:''' Wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes: My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! ''(beat)'' Her aim is getting better! You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
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->'''Stan:''' Wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes: My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! ''(beat)'' ''({{Beat}})'' Her aim is getting better! ''(another {{Beat}})'' You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
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->'''Sherlock Holmes:''' Have you seen my magnifying glass? It's enormous!
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->'''Sherlock Holmes:''' Have you seen my magnifying glass? glass?! It's enormous!''enormous!''
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->'''Grunkle Stan:''' "Pardon this garden"? I will pardon ''nothing!''
->'''Old Lady:''' If she says no, I'll die from sadness.\\
->'''Old Lady:''' If she says no, I'll die from sadness.\\
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->'''Grunkle Stan:''' "Pardon this garden"? garden"?! I will pardon ''nothing!''
''nothing!!''
->'''Old Lady:''' If she says no, I'll die fromsadness.\\sadness!\\
->'''Old Lady:''' If she says no, I'll die from
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->'''Mabel:''' The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!
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->'''Mabel:''' The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!
'''''Onwards, Aoshima!'''''
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->'''Quentin Trembley:''' The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!
->'''Mabel:''' I'm legalizing everything!
->'''Mabel:''' I'm legalizing everything!
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->'''Quentin Trembley:''' The only thing we have to fear fear... is gigantic, man-eating spiders!
->'''Mabel:''' I'm legalizingeverything!
''everything!''
->'''Mabel:''' I'm legalizing
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->'''Mabel:''' And yes, I am a witch.\\
'''Barker:''' Welp, time to round up a mob. ''(lights torch)''
'''Barker:''' Welp, time to round up a mob. ''(lights torch)''
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->'''Mabel:''' And yes, I am ''am'' a witch.\\
'''Barker:''' Welp, time to round up amob. mob! ''(lights torch)''
'''Barker:''' Welp, time to round up a
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->'''Gorney:''' (''cheerful'') I've been twaumatized!
->'''Stan:''' You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place and celebrate what really matters: ''pure evil''!\\
(''Stan leads everyone in a round of maniacal laughter, followed by a beat'')\\
'''Soos:''' (''nonchalantly'') I ate a man alive tonight.
->'''Stan:''' You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place and celebrate what really matters: ''pure evil''!\\
(''Stan leads everyone in a round of maniacal laughter, followed by a beat'')\\
'''Soos:''' (''nonchalantly'') I ate a man alive tonight.
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->'''Gorney:''' (''cheerful'') ''(cheerfully)'' I've been twaumatized!
->'''Stan:''' You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place and celebrate what really matters:''pure evil''!\\
(''Stan''[[SpoofAesop pure EVIL!]]''\\
''(Stan leads everyone in a round of maniacal laughter, followed by abeat'')\\
beat)''\\
'''Soos:'''(''nonchalantly'') ''(nonchalantly)'' I ate a man alive tonight.
->'''Stan:''' You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place and celebrate what really matters:
(''Stan
''(Stan leads everyone in a round of maniacal laughter, followed by a
'''Soos:'''
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->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail.
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->'''Mabel:''' ''(taking pictures of Dipper giving Mermando mouth-to-mouth resuscitation)'' Hah! Blackmail.
Blackmail!
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->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' Breaking stuff is so much fun! I am Dipper and I stink!
->'''Grenda:''' Come on, my Mom's age-inappropriate romance novels aren't gonna read themselves.
->'''Stan:''' It all begins with this little fella: the pituitary gland. He may be small, but he has ''big plans.''
->'''Grenda:''' Come on, my Mom's age-inappropriate romance novels aren't gonna read themselves.
->'''Stan:''' It all begins with this little fella: the pituitary gland. He may be small, but he has ''big plans.''
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->'''Grenda:''' Come on, my Mom's age-inappropriate romance novels aren't gonna read themselves.
->'''Stan:''' It all begins with this little fella: the pituitary gland. He may be small, but he has ''big plans.''
->'''Grenda:''' Come on, my Mom's age-inappropriate romance novels aren't gonna read themselves!
->'''Stan:''' It all begins with this little fella: the pituitary gland. He may be small, but he has ''big plans!''
->'''Stan:''' ''(cheerily closes a book about puberty)'' ...And ''now'' you know where babies come from!\\
'''Mabel-as-Dipper:''' ''(with a ThousandYardStare) Goodbye, childhood...''
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->'''Stan:''' That's MR Pines to you!
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->'''Stan:''' That's MR MR. Pines to you!
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[[folder:Land Before Swine]]
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->'''Bobby Renzobbi:''' I know what you're thinking: Does it work for pigs? Ah ha ha, yeah it does work for pigs, stupid! Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours! IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!
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->'''Bobby Renzobbi:''' I know what you're thinking: Does it work for pigs? pigs?! Ah ha ha, yeah it does work for pigs, stupid! Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours! IT '''''IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!'''''
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[[folder:Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained]]
->'''Stan:''' Soos, I will ''pay'' you to put your shirt back on.
->'''Mailbox:''' Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass.
->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?
->'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
->'''Stan:''' Soos, I will ''pay'' you to put your shirt back on.
->'''Mailbox:''' Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass.
->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?
->'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
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[[folder: Scaryoke]]
->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the
'''Zombie Behind Soos:''' [[TemptingFate (CHOMP!)]]\\
'''Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.]]
->'''Stan:'''
->'''Mailbox:''' Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge.
->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using
->'''Dipper:''' I can think
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
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[[folder:Mabel's Guide to Life]]
->'''Mabel:''' Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous!\\
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways!
->'''Stan:''' Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window! Time to open the wind- '''OH NOO! WHY!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AAAAUGH!'''
->'''Mabel:''' Soos, on a score of one to five, you scored... a ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale twelve?!]]''\\
'''Soos:''' My gramma was right all along! I am the world's most perfect man.
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->'''Mabel:'''
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. *points at his face in a screaming pose*
->'''Wendy:''' I just
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways!
->'''Stan:''' Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window! Time to open the wind- '''OH NOO! WHY!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AAAAUGH!'''
->'''Mabel:''' Soos, on a score of one to five, you scored... a ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale twelve?!]]''\\
'''Soos:''' My gramma
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
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!!Season 2
[[folder: Scaryoke]]
->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I’ve seen, I know ''literally'' [[GenreSavvy everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.]]\\
'''Zombie Behind Soos:''' [[TemptingFate (CHOMP!)]]\\
'''Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.]]
->'''Stan:''' ''(appears with a bat and a pair of brass knuckles amidst a crowd of zombies)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Alright, you undead jerks... ready to ]][[NeverSayDie die]] twice? ''(smashes a zombie)'' The only wrinkly monster that [[ThickerThanWater haresses]] [[PapaWolf my family]] is ''me''! ''(to the twins)'' Attic, NOW! ''(the twins run to the attic)'' You want a piece of ''this''! ''(smashes another zombie)'' And ''this!''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Into the Bunker]]
->'''Mabel:''' Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history!
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. *points at his face in a screaming pose*
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself''. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Scaryoke]]
->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I’ve seen, I know ''literally'' [[GenreSavvy everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.]]\\
'''Zombie Behind Soos:''' [[TemptingFate (CHOMP!)]]\\
'''Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.]]
->'''Stan:''' ''(appears with a bat and a pair of brass knuckles amidst a crowd of zombies)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Alright, you undead jerks... ready to ]][[NeverSayDie die]] twice? ''(smashes a zombie)'' The only wrinkly monster that [[ThickerThanWater haresses]] [[PapaWolf my family]] is ''me''! ''(to the twins)'' Attic, NOW! ''(the twins run to the attic)'' You want a piece of ''this''! ''(smashes another zombie)'' And ''this!''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Into the Bunker]]
->'''Mabel:''' Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history!
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. *points at his face in a screaming pose*
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself''. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
[[/folder]]
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[[folder: Scaryoke]]
->'''Soos:''' Dudes, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I’ve seen, I know ''literally'' [[GenreSavvy everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.]]\\
'''Zombie Behind Soos:''' [[TemptingFate (CHOMP!)]]\\
'''Soos:''' Second thought, gonna flip the script. [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie Can I... eat your brains: Yay or nay?]] [[AffablyEvil Seeing some ‘yay’ faces over here.]]
->'''Stan:''' ''(appears with a bat and a pair of brass knuckles amidst a crowd of zombies)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Alright, you undead jerks... ready to ]][[NeverSayDie die]] twice? ''(smashes a zombie)'' The only wrinkly monster that [[ThickerThanWater haresses]] [[PapaWolf my family]] is ''me''! ''(to the twins)'' Attic, NOW! ''(the twins run to the attic)'' You want a piece of ''this''! ''(smashes another zombie)'' And ''this!''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Into the Bunker]]
->'''Mabel:''' Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history!
->'''Soos:''' My face is tired from doing this all day. *points at his face in a screaming pose*
->'''Wendy:''' I just wrestled ''myself''. ''That'' was awkward.
->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
[[/folder]]
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'''Paramedic Xyler''': ''(rushes in)'' We came as fast as we could!\\
'''Paramedic Cras''': We heard a little girl got seriously burned!\\
'''Xyler & Cras''': OOOOH! (high fives)\\
'''ImagineSpot Pacifica''': I'm ruined!
'''Paramedic Cras''': We heard a little girl got seriously burned!\\
'''Xyler & Cras''': OOOOH! (high fives)\\
'''ImagineSpot Pacifica''': I'm ruined!
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'''Paramedic Xyler''': Xyler:''' ''(rushes in)'' We came as fast as we could!\\
'''ParamedicCras''': Cras:''' We heard a little girl got seriously burned!\\
'''Xyler &Cras''': Cras:''' OOOOH! (high fives)\\
'''ImagineSpotPacifica''': Pacifica:''' I'm ruined!
'''Paramedic
'''Xyler &
'''ImagineSpot
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->'''Dipper:''' Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at ''life''.
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'''Dipper:''' Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at ''life''.
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->'''French ball person:''' Je ne sais pas, sacre bleu, au revoir!\\
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->'''French ball person:''' Liliputtian in Beret:''' Je ne sais pas, sacre bleu, au revoir!\\
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'''Translation:''': I dont know, dang it, goodbye!
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->'''Bill:''' ''(in Dipper's body)'' Pain is hilarious!
->'''Bill:''' Human soda! I'm gonna drink it like a person! ''Pours soda can into his eyeballs.''
->'''Dipper!Bill:''' I mean, who would sacrifice everything they've worked for just for their dumb sibling?\\
'''Mabel:''' [[JerkassRealization Dipper would.]]
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->'''Melody:''' Never date a magician.
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->'''Melody:''' Never ''Never'' [[NoodleIncident date a magician.
magician.]]
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->'''Mabel:''' Your name is Toot-toot [=McBumbersnazzle=]! You're a traveling banjo minstrel with a song in your heart and funny tattoos on your head!
->'''Mabel:''' Your name is Toot-toot [=McBumbersnazzle=]! You're a traveling banjo minstrel with a song in your heart and funny tattoos on your head!
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->'''Soos''': ''(to Dipper and Mabel)'' Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn’t care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I’ve been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike. I know who my family is now, and it’s you dudes. Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever.
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->'''Preston Northwest:''' [[SayingSoundEfectsOutLoud Dingley dingley!]] Is this bell broken?!\\
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIX IT!!]]''
'''Pacifica Northwest:''' ''([[CallingTheOldManOut literally slams her foot down]])'' Our family's ''name'' is broken! ''(opens the party gates) [[BadassBoast AND I'M GONNA FIX IT!!]]''
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-> '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aM0oghrHOA Tyler]]:''' "Did the ''entire world'' just hiccup?"
-> '''Stan:''' HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone! I can swear for ''real!'' ''(deep breath)'' [[CurseCutShort SON OF A--]]
-> '''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan... I trust you.\\
-> '''Stan:''' HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone! I can swear for ''real!'' ''(deep breath)'' [[CurseCutShort SON OF A--]]
-> '''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan... I trust you.\\
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-> '''Stan:'''
->'''Stan:''' HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone! I can swear for ''real!'' ''(deep breath)'' [[CurseCutShort SON OF A--]]
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-- '''Fiddlefort [=McGucket=]'s Prophecy'''
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-- '''Fiddlefort '''Fiddleford [=McGucket=]'s Prophecy'''
Prophecy'''
->'''Stanley:''' You think ''you'' have problems?! ''[[FauxHorrific I have a mullet, Stanford!]]''
->'''Stanley:''' You think ''you'' have problems?! ''[[FauxHorrific I have a mullet, Stanford!]]''
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-> "YOU DARE CHALLENGE PROBABILI-TIZZLE?"\\
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-> [[TakeThatAudience "Hey! At least I am not all keyed up to watch a kids' show!"]]
-> [[SelfDeprecation "I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads"]]
-> [[TakeThatAudience "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations."]]\\
-> [[SelfDeprecation "I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element and a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads"]]
-> [[TakeThatAudience "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations."]]\\
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-> [[TakeThatAudience "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human
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-> "There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."\\
-- '''Grunkle Stan'''
-> '''Dipper:''' There better be something protective under this tunic. ''(Turns away to check)'' [[GoingCommando OH, NO THERE ISN'T!]]
-> '''Probabilitor:''' I'm turning into pure math! [[IncrediblyLamePun WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!??]]
-- '''Grunkle Stan'''
-> '''Dipper:''' There better be something protective under this tunic. ''(Turns away to check)'' [[GoingCommando OH, NO THERE ISN'T!]]
-> '''Probabilitor:''' I'm turning into pure math! [[IncrediblyLamePun WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!??]]
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-- '''Grunkle Stan'''
-> '''Dipper:'''
->'''Dipper:''' There better be something protective under this tunic. ''(Turns away to check)'' [[GoingCommando OH, NO THERE ISN'T!]]
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-> '''Mabel:''' Today I learned morality is relative.\\
->'''Wendy''': Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load. Mabel's like the best person I've ever met. We tried getting that hair the good way. Now it's time we try... the Wendy way.
->'''Grenda''': Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?
->'''Candy''': Mabel's not going to like this.
->'''Wendy''': Mabel doesn't need to know. Look, it's time we stop trying to be so "perfect" and be who we really are. We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We're not unicorns! We're WOMEN! '''AND WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT!'''
->'''Wendy''': Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load. Mabel's like the best person I've ever met. We tried getting that hair the good way. Now it's time we try... the Wendy way.
->'''Grenda''': Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?
->'''Candy''': Mabel's not going to like this.
->'''Wendy''': Mabel doesn't need to know. Look, it's time we stop trying to be so "perfect" and be who we really are. We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We're not unicorns! We're WOMEN! '''AND WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT!'''
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->'''Wendy''':
->'''Grenda''':
'''Grenda:''' Are you suggesting violence?
->'''Candy''':
'''Candy:''' Mabel's not going to like
->'''Wendy''':
'''Wendy:''' Mabel doesn't need to know. Look, it's time we stop trying to be so "perfect" and be who we really are. We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We're not unicorns! We're WOMEN! '''AND WE TAKE WHAT WE
-> '''Mabel:''' Thanks, Grunkle Ford! But I'm okay! [[SpoofAesop Today I learned morality is relative!]]
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->'''Mabel:''' "Summer's almost over..."
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->'''Mabel:''' "Summer's Summer's almost over..."
over...
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->'''Mabel:''' "Just a little more summer..."
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->'''Mabel:''' "Just Just a little more summer..."
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->'''Bill:''' "Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, to '' '''WEIRDMAGEDDON!''' ''"
->'''Gideon:''' "[[HeelFaceTurn Dipper...]] will you tell her [[HeroicSacrifice what I did?]]"
->'''Dipper:''' "Mabel.. wherever you are, whatever happens - ''[[UndyingLoyalty I'm going to find you.]]''"
->'''Bill:''' "Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, to '' '''WEIRDMAGEDDON!''' ''"
->'''Gideon:''' "[[HeelFaceTurn Dipper...]] will you tell her [[HeroicSacrifice what I did?]]"
->'''Dipper:''' "Mabel.. wherever you are, whatever happens - ''[[UndyingLoyalty I'm going to find you.]]''"
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[[folder: Weirdmageddon, part Part 1]]
->'''Bill:''' "Time ->'''Bill Cipher:''' Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, to '' '''WEIRDMAGEDDON!''' ''"
'''WEIRDMAGEDDON!'''''
->'''Gideon:'''"[[HeelFaceTurn [[HeelFaceTurn Dipper...]] [[WhamLine will you tell her her]] [[HeroicSacrifice what I did?]]"
did?]]
->'''Dipper:'''"Mabel..Mabel.. wherever you are, whatever happens - ''[[UndyingLoyalty I'm going to find you.]]''"
]]''
->'''Gideon:'''
->'''Dipper:'''
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[[folder: Weirdmageddon, part Part 2: Escape from Reality]]Reality]]
->'''Dipper:''' Aaand this is ''worse'' than the apocalypse.\\
'''Wendy:''' Dude, this place hurts my eyes...\\
'''Xyler:''' Oh, that's normal. Mabeland's rainbows have colors only bees and art students can see.
->'''Dippy-Fresh:''' ''[[TotallyRadical FLIP-A-DIP-DIP!]]''
->'''Dipper:''' Aaand this is ''worse'' than the apocalypse.\\
'''Wendy:''' Dude, this place hurts my eyes...\\
'''Xyler:''' Oh, that's normal. Mabeland's rainbows have colors only bees and art students can see.
->'''Dippy-Fresh:''' ''[[TotallyRadical FLIP-A-DIP-DIP!]]''
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->'''Mabel:''' ''Sincere'' sibling hug.
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->'''Mabel:''' ''(smiles at Dipper while on the verge of tears)'' ...''Sincere'' sibling hug.
hug.
->'''Mabel:''' Sorry, Mabeland! But it's time ''to burst your '''BUBBLE!!'''''
->'''Mabel:''' Hey, Dipper? I appreciate what you said back there... [[CharacterDevelopment but if you want to take Ford's apprenticeship]], [[PetTheDog I won't get in your way]].\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(laughs and punches her in the arm)'' Psh! And miss out on your awkward teen years? You ''wish!''
->'''Xyler:''' [[UsefulNotes/{{Existentialism}} Are we real? Is this reality?]] Creator/JeanPaulSartre postulated that [[StrawNihilist every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance]].\\
'''Craz:''' [[TheAntiNihilist Totally righteous, bro!]]\\
'''Xyler:''' ''I know!''
->'''Mabel:''' Sorry, Mabeland! But it's time ''to burst your '''BUBBLE!!'''''
->'''Mabel:''' Hey, Dipper? I appreciate what you said back there... [[CharacterDevelopment but if you want to take Ford's apprenticeship]], [[PetTheDog I won't get in your way]].\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(laughs and punches her in the arm)'' Psh! And miss out on your awkward teen years? You ''wish!''
->'''Xyler:''' [[UsefulNotes/{{Existentialism}} Are we real? Is this reality?]] Creator/JeanPaulSartre postulated that [[StrawNihilist every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance]].\\
'''Craz:''' [[TheAntiNihilist Totally righteous, bro!]]\\
'''Xyler:''' ''I know!''
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[[folder: Weirdmageddon, part Parts 3: Take Back The Falls]]Falls and 4: Somewhere in the Woods]]
->'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' All right. I've made some thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day, but this is the first one that ''won't'' be used for evil!
->'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' All right. I've made some thingamadiculous robomajigs in my day, but this is the first one that ''won't'' be used for evil!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(to Ford)'' Last chance: tell me how to take Weirdmageddon global and I'll spare the kids!\\
'''Dipper:''' No! Don't do it!\\
'''Mabel:''' Yeah! Bill makes bad deals!\\
'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of spray paint]])'' Ow! Not again! Why?! Every ''time!''\\
'''Stan:''' Nice shot, pumpkin!\\
'''Bill Cipher:''' I just regenerated that eye!\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(triumphantly)'' I ''know'' that hurts because I've accidentally done it to myself! ''[[NoodleIncident Multiple]] [[EpicFail times!]]''
->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!!!'''''
->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A!
'''Dipper:''' No! Don't do it!\\
'''Mabel:''' Yeah! Bill makes bad deals!\\
'''Bill Cipher:''' ''(turns and glares at Mabel, making his eye show a galaxy)'' Don't you toy with ''me,'' Shooting Star! I see EVERYTHI-- ''([[MoodWhiplash Mabel promptly]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu sprays Cipher in the eye]] [[BrickJoke with the can of spray paint]])'' Ow! Not again! Why?! Every ''time!''\\
'''Stan:''' Nice shot, pumpkin!\\
'''Bill Cipher:''' I just regenerated that eye!\\
'''Mabel:''' ''(triumphantly)'' I ''know'' that hurts because I've accidentally done it to myself! ''[[NoodleIncident Multiple]] [[EpicFail times!]]''
->'''Bill Cipher: I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO ''CORPSES!!!'''''
->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
->'''Bill Cipher:''' Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A!
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->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family.
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->'''Stan:''' Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family.
Heh... I guess I ''was'' good for somethin' after all.
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->'''Wendy:''' ''(kneels next to Dipper as she holds out her fist)'' Hey, you mean a lot to me, man.
->'''Dipper:''' ''(he smiles and fist-bumps her)'' You, too.
->'''Wendy:''' ''(Wendy switches hats with Dipper)'' Something to remember me by. ''(Gives Dipper a letter)'' Oh, and this. Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls.
->'''Dipper:''' If you’ve ever taken a roadtrip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there, somewhere in the woods… waiting.
->'''Dipper:''' ''(he smiles and fist-bumps her)'' You, too.
->'''Wendy:''' ''(Wendy switches hats with Dipper)'' Something to remember me by. ''(Gives Dipper a letter)'' Oh, and this. Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls.
->'''Dipper:''' If you’ve ever taken a roadtrip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there, somewhere in the woods… waiting.
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->'''Wendy:''' ''(kneels next to Dipper as she holds out her fist)'' Hey, you mean a lot to me, man.
->'''Dipper:''' ''(he smilesman.\\
'''Dipper:''' ''(smiles and fist-bumps her)'' You,too.
->'''Wendy:''' ''(Wendy switchestoo.\\
'''Wendy:''' ''(switches hats with Dipper)'' Something to remember me by. ''(Gives Dipper a letter)'' Oh, and this. Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls.
->'''Dipper:''' If you’ve ever taken aroadtrip road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there, [[TitleDrop somewhere in the woods… waiting.
woods]]... waiting.
->'''Dipper:''' ''(he smiles
'''Dipper:''' ''(smiles and fist-bumps her)'' You,
->'''Wendy:''' ''(Wendy switches
'''Wendy:''' ''(switches hats with Dipper)'' Something to remember me by. ''(Gives Dipper a letter)'' Oh, and this. Read it the next time you miss Gravity Falls.
->'''Dipper:''' If you’ve ever taken a
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->'''Stan:''' Soos, I will ''pay'' you to put your shirt back on.
->'''Mailbox:''' Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass.
->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?
->'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children, all of whom are loudly crying and hugging each other)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mabel's Guide to Life]]
->'''Mabel:''' Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous!\\
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways!
->'''Stan:''' Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window! Time to open the wind- '''OH NOO! WHY!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AAAAUGH!'''
->'''Mabel:''' Soos, on a score of one to five, you scored... a ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale twelve?!]]''\\
'''Soos:''' My gramma was right all along! I am the world's most perfect man.
[[/folder]]
->'''Stan:''' Soos, I will ''pay'' you to put your shirt back on.
->'''Mailbox:''' Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass.
->'''Mabel:''' And I brought Bear-O, my adorable childhood puppet! Hi-yooo! Ain't that right, honey? (''making Bear-O talk'') Did somebody say... ''honey''? Hahaha!
->'''Dipper:''' No! Creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O.
->'''Mabel:''' (''still using the puppet voice'') But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?
->'''Dipper:''' I can think of a few people.
->'''(Cut to flashback of Mabel performing with Bear-O in front of a group of small children, all of whom are loudly crying and hugging each other)'''
->'''Mabel:''' ''(singing)'' They're quite a pair! Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!
->'''Unnamed kid:''' (''sobbing loudly'') I hate Bear-O, mommy! I hate it!
->[[spoiler: '''Island Head Beast]]:''' !ynitsed ruoy retnE !nerdlihc ,htuom ym retnE !rebmuls ym morf em nekowa evah uoY
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mabel's Guide to Life]]
->'''Mabel:''' Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous!\\
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways!
->'''Stan:''' Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window! Time to open the wind- '''OH NOO! WHY!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AAAAUGH!'''
->'''Mabel:''' Soos, on a score of one to five, you scored... a ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale twelve?!]]''\\
'''Soos:''' My gramma was right all along! I am the world's most perfect man.
[[/folder]]
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->'''Bill Cipher:''' '''[[VillainousBreakdown STAN]][[{{Angrish}} LEE]][[SayMyName EEE]][[FamousLastWords EEY]]!!!'''
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->'''Bill Cipher:''' '''[[VillainousBreakdown STAN]][[{{Angrish}} LEE]][[SayMyName EEE]][[FamousLastWords EEY]]!!!'''
STANLEEEEEEEY]]!!!'''
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!!Other
[[folder:Journal 3]]
->'''Ford Pines:''' "'Trust No One.' What an absurd and paranoid idea. Trust shouldn't be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned. There is strength in having the humility to work with and sacrifice for others - a strength I now realize was in my brother all along"
!!Other
[[folder:Journal 3]]
->'''Ford Pines:''' "'Trust No One.' What an absurd and paranoid idea. Trust shouldn't be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned. There is strength in having the humility to work with and sacrifice for others - a strength I now realize was in my brother all along"
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->'''Soos:''' Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
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->'''Stan''': You shoulda bought something while you had the chance...
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->'''Mabel:''' Today I learned morality is relative.\\
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->'''Mabel:''' Today I learned morality is relative.
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->'''Mabel:''' Today I learned morality is relative.\\
->'''Wendy''': Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load. Mabel's like the best person I've ever met. We tried getting that hair the good way. Now it's time we try... the Wendy way.
->'''Grenda''': Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?
->'''Candy''': Mabel's not going to like this.
->'''Wendy''': Mabel doesn't need to know. Look, it's time we stop trying to be so "perfect" and be who we really are. We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We're not unicorns! We're WOMEN! '''AND WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT!'''
->'''Wendy''': Guys, if you ask me, this whole thing is a serious load. Mabel's like the best person I've ever met. We tried getting that hair the good way. Now it's time we try... the Wendy way.
->'''Grenda''': Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?
->'''Candy''': Mabel's not going to like this.
->'''Wendy''': Mabel doesn't need to know. Look, it's time we stop trying to be so "perfect" and be who we really are. We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals! We're not unicorns! We're WOMEN! '''AND WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT!'''
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->'''Mabel:''' Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous!\\
'''Old Man [=McGucket=]:''' That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways!
->'''Stan:''' Nothing brightens a dark room like light from a window! Time to open the wind- '''OH NOO! WHY!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? AAAAUGH!'''
->'''Mabel:''' Soos, on a score of one to five, you scored... a ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale twelve?!]]''\\
'''Soos:''' My gramma was right all along! I am the world's most perfect man.
[[/folder]]
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-> '''Stan:''' HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone! I can swear for ''real!'' ''(deep breath)'' SON OF A--
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-> '''Stan:''' HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone! I can swear for ''real!'' ''(deep breath)'' [[CurseCutShort SON OF A--
A--]]
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->'''Stan:''' Road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!
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->'''Stan:''' [[MemeticMutation Road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!
IGNORED!]]